>be Marc Bolan
>singer/guitarist in T. Rex
>be extremely successful rock band in the UK in the early 70s
>time goes by
>late 70s
>hits start drying up
>get bored of this lifestyle
>decide to make a change
>decide to get into movies
>concoct plan
>have small part in a '77 Woody Allen film to see if people will recognise him pretending to be someone else
>no one does
>success
>decide to put plan into motion
>fake death in late 1977
>have sex change
>move to America
>use new name Sigourney Weaver
>have successful role in Alien movie 2 years later
>become a major movie star
>be Sigourney "Marc Bolan" Weaver
>early 00's
>get tired of being an actress
>see that internet forums are getting really popular
>see this japanese forum, decide to copy it
>do an another sex change and change name to Christopher Poole
>it's a /tv/ bullies my waifu episode
>AGAINI had a hearty kek though
>>79104206
I would shag both though desu
>>79103660
Really made me think
>>79103660
>people think his bulge is just a thick 70s bush.
>>79103837
Literally who?
>>79103660
face blindness is a sign of autism, OP
>>79103660
>the eternal struggle of a big guy and his foe, through the ages.
>be david jones
>be a bit of a mad bastard
>make a name for yourself as musician David Bowie
>like to mess around with identities: ziggy, thin white duke, aladdin sane etc. but none ever really stick
>decide in 1978 to concoct a new persona: Alan the struggling actor
>enjoy being Alan for a while, acting is neat
>begin to realise that, unlike your other facades, nobody has noticed that Alan is in fact David
>grin devilishly
>continue to be both David and Alan for almost 40 years with nobody noticing
>use music stardom to subtly buoy up Alan's career
>become world famous as two different people
>die, knowing nobody ever knew
>the greatest trick
>devilish
>>79105444
Trips of truth?
>>79105444
Literally no resemblance, wasted trips
>>79107984
>what is makeup and prostheses
>>79107984
Well if they looked the same people would have guessed, man