Amy Schumer to play Barbie in Upcoming Live-Action 'Family

how cute they're taking their indian to shit on the street

isn't she moving to mexico soon?

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>>79101016
kek, the brown SJW is wearing a Roberta's pizza shirt w/ the grim reaper on it. Coincidence?

Every "joke" is gonna be LOL SHE'S NOT ATTRACTIVE AND YET SHE IS PLAYING BARBIE THE ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN

>>79101016
That """"""""""dog"""""""""

why do americans dress like dog shit?

I thought it was just poor walmart people but these 4 have money

>>79101041
D

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>>79101041
Very clever of them to have trained the dog so the indian can just follow its example

>>79101110
laziness. burger here, wearing the same clothes i wore yesterday

>>79101016
Wasn't she supposed to leave America after Trump won?

>>79101102
i would fuck her tbqh

>>79101110
retard

Hasn't she about used her 15 minutes up yet? Dane Cook had his token two flops - Employee of the Month and Good Luck Chuck. Schumer had Trainwreck and Snatched. Isn't Hollywood past the obligation to sink money into this failure?

>>79101075

jesus christ she is a true beauty

>I will never hold her in my arms ;_;

>>79101156
you have self-esteem issues anon

>>79101041
> LE FUNNY POO IN LOO LE SO FUNNY RACISM SO FUNNY EX DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nah, not in my /tv/. Back to /pol/ kiddo.

>>79101291
take a chill pill pajeet

>>79101237
maybe but I would still do horrible things to her

>>79101291
>cunny/pedo board taking the high road on racists /pols/

Priceless.

>>79101291
Mr. Singh, pls

>>79101016
>Amy Schumer to play Barbie in Upcoming Live-Action 'Family Comedy.

Is this for reals?

>>79101016
why are they making a live action barbie movie to begin with. I mean, what story could they possibly do in the barbie universe that would make it unique other than the barbie brand name?

>>79104071
"Why" indeed. Why make a new Ghostbusters, why remake A New Hope and call it Start Wars 7?
Why? Just BECAUSE.

>>79101016
This is the worst timeline.

Fight it.

>>79104071
In a world of plastic beauties the imperfect Barbie will teach us an important lesson: you just need to be yourself and not follow other people's idea of beauty. You are beautiful, no matter what they say, words can't bring you down, you are beautiful, in every single way.
And who can give us this importan lesson better than Hollywood?

>>79104451
this premise would actually be more entertaining if in the live action Barbie they were still plastic dolls and Amy plays a doll where the mold process got fucked up and all the other Barbies make fun of the reject.

>>79101041
fpbp

>>79101139
You must be fucking homeless. You amerifats literally have no sense of style. I always wear a suit and tie with a porkpie hat everyday when I go to work, unlike you faggots who bring some shitty jackets and jeans.

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>>79101016
>Amy Schumer to play Barbie

>>79101183
She's related to a high-profile (((Senator))) and can call in all sorts of favors.
Like Lena Dunham, she's utterly talentless and hated by 90% of the normal population but will continue to be pushed by mainstream media.

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>>79101016
Is Aziz still fucking JLaw?

>>79105157
Dunham isn't pushed nearly as hard.
Barely anyone knows about her to hate her. Schumer on the other hand...

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>>79105190
I hope he has a very long and productive career. I enjoy him in everything he's in.

>>79105643
He's basically guaranteed an oscar at some point in the next 30 years. He's a decent british actor who's good looking, but not too good-looking, and who isn't too choosey when it comes to projects and who keeps his head low outside of films.
He's like a producer's wet dream. Bryan Singer is a producer, remember

>>79101016

is that shailene woodley on the left?

>>79101183
Trainwreck was a financial success

>>79106294
If it is then she put on a fuckton of weight real fast

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>>79105643
thought he was Ed Skrein from the thumbnail

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>>79101041
lol