>visiting my local cinema >order one ticket since I came

Stop posting these fake stories. How would the audience go quiet when the movie starts when you are obligated to laugh every time the cinema jester tells a joke?

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>>79097527

>guard

dumb frogposter

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>go cinema
>was good i liked

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>go to cinema alone all the time without thinking about it
>find out it's an autism thing on the internet
>think about it the next time and it gets weird
>stop going to the cinema alone

Thanks a lot /tv/.

>>79097527
>all in all I had a good time

stopped reading right there

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>>79097527
>frog
>blue background
>greentext
>02/04/17
OP is homosexual

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>go see movie alone
>high school faggots making unfunny jokes from the very top back row
>everybody in the theater goes along with it
>people bitch about the movie and don't just leave and let others watch

XD love these r/4chan threads

I'll actually post a real story.

>Be me
>Go see movie with my dad
>We are in the back last row
>2 little shits with no parents sitting next to them sitting alone in our same row talking super loudly
>Worry my dad might flip out and tell them to shut the fuck up
>Someone else tells them "shhh!"
>They shut up
>Enjoy movie

Rogue one was great. So glad those little fucks didn't spoiler anything for me.

>>79098282
xD

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I don't read grentexts longer than 5 lines

>>79097527
>Go to local cinema
>Theatre is closed because there aren't any new comic book movies

>>79098419
are you f*cking kidding me dude

>>79097527
Stop making the same thread again and again, you can't just like that recreate the magic which was happening in that threead yesterday, it doesn't work like that.

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>>79098663
>threead

>>79098158
name even half a thread where this ever happend

aaa

>>79097527
Why would you need two seats?

>>79098663
these threads happen all the time fuck off

>>79101032
One for my ass, one for the bucket of crab legs

>>79097527
What did you see anon?

>>79097527
This. It's really great when there aren't any couples with their fucking kissing and giggling, so you can watch the movie in peace.

>>79101434
>wasting comfy real estate with food
>not laying on the two chairs and using a series of mirrors to watch the movie