If you don't get an Icee at the theater, you ain't

>>79073818
depends, if I am seeing a flick Ill just get a Saspirilla

but if its a Kino I will go into the wine cellar and pick something out

tfw buy a soda but always fill it with icee instead

it's the only thing i get my man, large too

>>79073962
devilish

>>79073967
>being a fag
>not getting one for yourself

>>79073962
You fucking monster

I dunno man cold drinks make my tummy ache

What is the most kino cold drink?

Then when you leave you can piss in it and leave an IPEE for someone else to enjoy.

>2 hour movie
>get a drink that melts in 10 minutes

only literal retards or obese fucks get icees

>>79073818
I love getting sodas and slurping the last drops of it loudly in cinemas, really pisses people off kek.

>>79074089
Theaters specifically run their air conditioners not for the comfort of their patrons, but solely to accommodate the patrician choice of beverage, the Icee.

>>79074093
The last time someone did this in a theater I was at I loudly told him to shush and he never made a single noise after. Then I saw him rush out the movie the moment the credits started. You would reach the same cause you're all fucking pussies.

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I always go to the cinema with three packs of now and laters that I bought at 7-11 and then buy a large icee.

When you pop a now and later in your mouth then take a sip of icee, allow it to sit in your mouth for a few seconds, and the now and later becomes very cold. You can then bite it and it shatters and is very satisfying to chew into a paste after that.

I do this twice a week.

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most honest thread on /tv/ right now

>>79074137
>you would reach the same

I really love ICEE. Slush puppies are shit and make me mad. When I was young I emailed ICEE asking how to get a machine installed in my house.

Large MTN DEW Code Red (minimal ice) and a Large salty, buttery Popcorn

GOAT

>>79074069
diet coke

>>79074137
kek I do it every time and never has any pussy said a thing.

Its fucking funny. SLURRRRPPPPP.

KEK.

I always prefer drinking dysfunctual lemonade when I watch my movies.

>>79074221
On a semi-related note, I've always wanted to buy ice cream treats that apparently are only sold through ice cream trucks.

I WANT MY NINJA TURTLE ICE CREAM DAMMIT AND I'M WILLING TO PAY

>"drinking" a cup full of sugar

You amerifats never cease to amaze me

>>79074137
reality: he was running to the next theater to sneak into another movie that was starting

I would get one of those but my theater's ice mines are shut down for another 3 weeks

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>>79073962

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>>79073818
>Go to theater with my mom
>Purchase bucket of popcorn
>Deliberately pour popcorn on the ground and rest bucket in between my legs
>Have mom grab my crotch when she reaches for popcorn

What's the best flavor of ICEE?

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>>79074632
blue flavor

>>79074632
cherry obv.

>>79073962
You are the reason theater chains are shutting down country wide.

>>79073962
I hope you get arrested you fuck.

>>79074632
mixed.
>blue
>then red
>then blue again

>>79074729
this desu senpai

>>79073818
paying for diabeetus while watching a 2 hour marvel flick is very gross.

>>79074729
the real question is, which do you get if and when you forget what you got last time?