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>mfw I baneposted in real life and now my professor thinks

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>mfw I baneposted in real life and now my professor thinks I'm severely retarded

You've ruined me, /tv/.
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>>79070388
What did you say to him?
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>yfw your professor was right
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>>79070388
Memes don't belong in the real world, anon.
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>>79070405
>prof's name is Dr. Pawel
>doing shit in pathology lab
>my group has a problem and tells me to call him over
>go stand behind him while he's busy with another group
>start thinking about TDKR and giggling to myself
>put my hands on my belt loops and whisper "Dr. Pawel, I'm CIA" under my breath
>he turns around
>looks at me with pure hatred and walks away
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>>79070462
Christ, you're actually retarded
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>>79070388
You do realize Bane was 5'5 right? Stop worshiping a midget, seriously.
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OC

>>79070462
H E K N O W S
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>>79070462
Dude

CAPTCHA: STOP
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>>79070479
I thought I whispered it really quietly, I honestly didn't expect him to hear.
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>>79070462
next time you're in class approach a classmate and angrily ask who paid them to grab Dr. Pawel
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>>79070462
>mfw your next paper you get back just says "Big Grade" at the top
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>>79070572
I'd be really happy but I fucking want to pass, man.
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>>79070388
>cia pepe.jpg
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>>79070462
>>79070572
This thread wins so much

Put me in the screencap, please
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>>79070462
Holy shit and I thought I was autistic for browsing this board
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>>79070388
I do it every so often. I cringe after I do it all the time.
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>>79070388

>start thinking about TDKR and giggling to myself

>professor thinks I'm severely retarded

>>79070416
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>>79071369
>doctor Death, I am CENA.I.A.
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>using iFunny
You already are severely retarded
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>>79071428
that's Scooby's chest
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Saved for posterity.
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>>79070388
>>79070462
I think you just drop out and restart somewhere else
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>>79070462
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>>79070462
I guess I'm not that autistic at least
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>>79071457
know how i know you are gay?
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Years of NEETdom has given me the habit of talking to myself. Since I have nothing to talk about I just repeat shit I've seen on the internet or tv. Last night I was walking to the kitchen at like 5am and I muttered "You're a big guy. For youuuuuuu." My faggot dad was up in the pitch black kitchen. He didn't say anything but I got embarrassed. He talks to himself hatefully all the time though. Really creepy actually. So he has no room to judge me.
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>>79071525
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>>79070462
When he asks for you to present with your group say:
"You don't get to bring friends"
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>>79071475
You did not put me in the screencap, faggot!

>>79071327
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>>79071506
h-how
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>>79070462
You did good lad
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>>79071446
I don't use ifunny, I googled "CIA pepe" and that's the first result I could find.

>>79071475
I'm glad you enjoyed my shit thread
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post rare CIA
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>>79070462
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>>79071581
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>>79070462
>Baneposting in real life
>Thinking about memes and giggling to yourself in public

I seriously hope you guys don't do this
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>>79070388

Could be worse. At least you're not in prison for Baneposting.
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>>79071641
story?
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>>79071601
>mfw I do it sometimes and nobody knows
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>>79071660
CIA successful captured him
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>>79070462
epic fucking win dude!!!
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>>79071660

>Some tripfag from /k/ goes to a BLM protest with a few others
>Baneposts IRL, memes on a livestream, leaves
>Goes back to the rally a few days later with different people
>Gets jumped by a pack of 20-30 blacks immediately
>Tries to retreat, gets chased and attacked
>Whips out a 1911 and shoots 5 of them
>Arrested and held in jail for over a year
>Has a trial, found guilty on all counts
>Convicted of first-degree assault and riot because he sent some racist text messages and a video he made a few days before with memes and baneposting
>Currently looking at 7-20 years in prison, sentencing is next month

memes IRL: not even once.
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>>79071581
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>>79071581
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>>79070462
put me in the screen cap you thots
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>>79071601
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>>79070555
Checked, now you gotta do it OP
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>>79071822

Yikes.
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>>79070462
I'm so happy I'm not this autistic
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>>79071822
KEK
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>>79071976
>think this is fake
>google 4U on wikipedia for this bullshit
>this is real
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>>79070462
>>79071601
>tfw I've daydreamed that I would have to eventually deal with a psych patient at my job who would quote CIA nonstop and that I'd have to put on a mask and engage with him
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>>79071581
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>>79071822
That's a big mistake
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>>79072227

...for you.
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>>79072026
>>79071358
I want Becky to sit on my face
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>>79072291
she looks like a pretty big girl
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>>79072355
For who? For you?
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>>79071601
>mfw im in class thinking about BRAAAAAAAP posting and the "mmmm... yes.. sniff... quite pungent indeed....sniiiiiiiffffff" copypasta
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>>79071601
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>>79072355
For you
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>>79072355
I hope so, she a thicc girl
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>>79072355
https://youtu.be/YcchrgJgryo

Here's the short
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>>79071601
I'm guilty of the latter.
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>>79072474
>make like a tree and get the fuck off my bench
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>>79071822
Why do so many tripfags end up in jail?
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ITT times you acted like CIA

>be on the bus on a very rainy and windy day
>guy tries to get on at the next stop but his umbrella blows away and he gets soaked
>immediately adopt my power stance and the subtle Aiden Gillen facial ticks where my mouth is a really thin squiggly line smirk and my eyes shift to the side and say 'he didn't fly so good'
> guy states me down in anger asking if I'm starting shit
>I remark to the old Russian lady sitting next to me that she should get this hothead out of here
>he puts his hands on me thoroughly angry
>I don't accept this outcome as I was under the apprehension I was in charge here
>Bus driver stops and approaches to break it up
>I call him a big guy as his stature was quite formidable
>kicks me and the other guy off the bus with no survivors

I never attempted to Banepost in real life again
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At least you didn't bane post an EP
a good EP
I have it on a mix cd somewhere
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BJroOnp7-Rg
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xD just /tv/ things bros haha we're based . meetup when big guys ? lol
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>>79072474
I didn't imagine her voice like that but other than that I kinda like it
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>>79072774
hothead detected
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>>79071601
>philosophy meme course
>enter classroom
>there is this big fucking picture of Descartes to the side of where I sit
>everyday is a struggle
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>The Dark Knight Rises came out 5 years ago
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>>79072774
>observe as the redditor, upon realizing he is not in his natural environment, feels threatened and lashes out
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>>79071822
sounds like self defense to me desu, was he supposed to just let them beat him to death?
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>>79071525
So you're a fellow memepeater?
God bless you, anon
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>>79072887
stay strong anon, you can make it
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>>79071601
y-yeah retards right
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>>79070462
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>>79071822
>Gets jumped by a pack of 20-30 blacks immediately
>Tries to retreat, gets chased and attacked
>Whips out a 1911 and shoots 5 of them

He shouldn't been charged at all, that's self-defense though.
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>>79071601
>tfw to intelligent for normie conversations
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>>79072748
for you
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>>79071525

>meme to myself like in your post at 3am
>mom walks into kitchen when I'm standing at the fridge just after saying violently WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MILK REEEEEE

She's used to it desu
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>>79071525
>My faggot dad was up in the pitch black kitchen.
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>>79072842
Keep in mind that it was made by one person
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>>79072887
for you intensifies
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>>79070462
AUTISM
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who else /baneposts irl/ in this thread?

When I'm standing around at work and I want to look attractive to the women (big university's main library, lots of hot young women around) I do the CIA power pose with hands outlining my dick
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>>79070388
>>79070462
You are actually retarded.
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>>79072970

The state made the case that because of his attitudes towards blacks and the video he made days before that constituted intent and therefore invalidated the self-defense claim. Of course the cucked Minneapolis jury bought it.

Will probably get thrown out on appeal though. From what I saw it was by all measures justified even if the kid was a racist idiot.
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>>79071601
>going to the local non-dubbed kinoplex
>noticed an old broken refrigerator in a dumpster on the way
>start giggling like a retarded motherfucker
>my friend looks at me perplexed
just kidding I have no friends
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Why does it get funnier everytime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Li998pZxwU

Fuck you /tv/ you made me a bigger social outcast with this meme that everyone looks at me weird when someone references something related to planes,the CIA or Doctors and i have a lil quiet giggle and don't know how to explain it withoat sounding autistic.
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>>79070462
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>>79070462
POSTING IN EBIC THREAD
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>>79070462
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>hear my team lead discussing vidya with a colleague during a coffee break in a manner a 4channer would
>see him sharing memes in slack chat (the kinds normies don't usually repost, like rlm ones )
>this one time we're discussing work and he says: 'it's a big task'
>me: 'for you'
>we casually banepost irl ever since
it's nice to know you're not the only autistic person in a building
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>>79071601
s-shut up nerd
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You need to not be an autistic freak to memepost in real life.
>Out at the club.
>Tell my brother I'm going to PowerPoseâ„¢
>Stand in the classic CIA pose.
>On a dance floor.
>Not moving.
>MILF comes up to me and starts kissing me for no reason.
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>>79073208
what happened?
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>>79073414
Im the MILF right?
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>>79071976
>Last edit
>November 2015
L
O
L
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>>79073487
time
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>>79070462
Is this him?

https://www.emma.cam.ac.uk/contact/fellows/?id=374
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>>79073414

Was she a big lady?
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>>79073503
Time does THIS to someone???!!!
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>>79073329
at this point I don't even know why it's funny anymore
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>>79073414
did you irl MOMMY post
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>telling a story to my mum and sister
>they're laughing
>then i finish my sentence with .jpeg
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>>79071358
>>79072291
>>79072458
>>79072474
Was this person ever involved working with John K/Ren and Stimpty or The Mighty B! ?
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>>79070462
kys autist sperglord
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>>79073575
No, but the power to manipulate time does.
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>>79073830
the world.....
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>>79070462
I have actual diagnosed autism and even I wouldn't be autistic enough to do this
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>>79071601
I've giggled like. I always get embarrassed and put a lid on it ASAP but it has happened a few times.
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>tfw church in my area has the words 'For You' written across it in huge letters
>have to suppress a laugh every time I drive past it
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>>79070462
He was not angry of the meme.

When you makes this position with your handon belt you naturally bend your hips and dick forward, when you are behind him in this position and talking like that he just tought that you want to fuck him in the ass.

You were emasculating him with your stance and his ass bended over in front of you.
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>>79071475
Can't wait to read this on /r/4chan
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>>79073803
this synced up with my song perfectely
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>>79070388
>go on the xfinity app
>tells me For You right at the top.

smile every time
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>>79071581
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>>79070462
kek
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>>79074245
>doctor yahweh, i'm cia
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>>79070462
>/tv/ is THIS autistic
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>>79071601
there's just something magical about baneposting, it is irresistible
i can't help but react when i think about it
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>>79071601

>be a regular at the local dinner
>be in good terms with the waiters and shit
>One day I ask the waiter for his name, because we talk everyday and I don't know his name
>He says it's Brendon
>Quietly mumble JUST
>fortunately he didn't hear

I mean come on, I'm from a slav country and literally nobody here is called Brendan
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>>79070462
Oh boy
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>>79070462
am i autistic for not seeing anything wrong with this
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>>79071869
>you can see the watch.
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>>79070462
YOU'RE A BIG GUY
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>>79074462
Yes.
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>>79070388
you have done that yourself
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>at the tailor
>asking tailor to make me a suit for someone's wedding
>as he is measuring me, he says something to me
>oh wow, you're one hell of a big guy
>suddenly think of baneposting and try not to giggle in front of the tailor
>but it fails
>I spit out to the tailor "for you" in a Bane impression
>I laugh hard
>the tailor stands there and stares at me for a long while, confused
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>>79074282
>Uh, you don't get to bring gods
>They're not my gods
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>>79074596
Good one, guy.
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>>79071601
I do this, I no longer feel shame.
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irl baneposting is a strangely liberating feeling
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>>79074340
name?
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>>79070388
MEET CIA IN REAL LIFE!
>>79073616
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>>79070388
>tfw I have this as a huge sticker on the back of my macbook
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>>79073534
Yes
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>>79070462
Brilliant.
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>>79070462
I am autistic too if I find it funny as fuck?
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>>79070462
It's not like you stood up in front of the class and screeched the entirety of the scene word for word at him -- the fact he gave you that look probably confirms that he has heard it before too.
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WORMS?
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>>79070462
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>>79070462
Hello breddit, put me in the screencap
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>>79071823
It's not complete without the pissing dude
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>>79070388
Well he's not wrong
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>>79071822
More like

>niggers IRL: not even once
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>>79073733
Not that I know
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>>79071327
>>79071871
is this some new bogeyman meme?
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>>79073534
>>79075227
Looks like a baneposter alright
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>>79074220
That subtle, kino
Just look at the small hands.
>4U
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>>79074481
he's from the future
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>>79072108
God I wish that was me
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>>79072911
Feel old yet?
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>>79071601
>be me
>work at large scale bakery
>we have these shipping coolers called "cresscores"
>If you looked at all of the doors on the inside of them you would see that i've written all of the dialogue of the plane scene.
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>>79073487
Oh what a surprise prepubescent teens go through puberty and some of them get ugly body shapes, like how some guys turn into manlets.
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>>79070388
>mfw I can irl banepost at my job because all my customers are versed in memery.
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>>79071581
>>
https://youtu.be/dgsf84heH4g

Hot pocket skit
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>>79070462
top fucking kek
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>>79071601

I literally do it every day.
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>>79071822
around niggers never relax
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>>79071601
This dude in one of my classes does it constantly. He and his friends would just randomly spout "BANE?" in the middle of class, and hes fucking infatuated with it. On halloween, he came to class dressed as fucking CIA. One part of the class was on romanticism, and we had to make a "skit" based on romanticism, but he and his friends literally just did the plane scene from TDKR. We also did a project on modern art and his art was literally just CIA in Andy Warhol's pop art style. I bet you think he's some major autist from reading this but hes actually a total chad
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>>79070462
That's actually hilarious.
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>>79079206
Sounds like a fun guy to be around desu.
Too bad you dont get to have friends.
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>>79079206
>we had to make a "skit" based on romanticism, but he and his friends literally just did the plane scene from TDKR
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>>79079206
>austist
No, he sounded legit from start to end. The only difference between an autist and a chad is execution. Social skills, looks, money. As long as you have two out of three and you aren't Supreme Gentleman tier you can pull anything off.
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Fuck baneposters
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Dr. Pavel, Im fridge.
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>>79079206
>there are chads out there bellowing lines from the plane scene as they savagely fuck your oneitis
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>>79079535
>cucked by imaginary baneposting chads

Life is unfair
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>>79079535
>they yell WAS GETTING FUCKED PART OF YOUR PLAN and make her talk in a Bane voice
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I did this once at a party with a friend for shits and giggles. As a light banter she looks at me and said "don't" in a playful manner.

I think she knew.
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>>79071601
>implying I didn't raise the fire in my entire class
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>>79070462
Been pretty close at times myself.

>"operation barbarossa was a big offensive
>"tiger was a big tank"
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>>79070462
I chuckled. Stay gold anon.
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>>79076676

>Repeating online phrases for hoots and hollars
>Brings a pistol to a political event where he wants to wild out in front of his friends and for his people on social media
>Goes to prison for being a faggot retard

Who was the nigger here?
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>>79071601
>in high school
>friend is quite autistic
>have to do a science project
>teacher asks him what he wants to do, he doesn't know
>every time she asks him he spouts quotes from TDKR
>falls on her knees, begs him to choose something
>he says "BANE?"
>he ends up doing his project on the scientific aspects of Bane's weaponry
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FIVE YEARS

FOR FIVE YEARS THIS STUPID PIECE OF SHIT MEME HAS BEEN POSTED 24/7, ONLY THIS BOARD CAN BE THIS AUTISTIC. I HOPE THE FUCKING MODS PERMABAN ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS, GO MAKE YOUR OWN STUPID BOARD AND CALL IT 'LE EPIC BANE CHAN'. IT'S PROBABLY THE MOST RETARDED THING IVE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET, I ACTUALLY FEEL SAD FOR YOU PEOPLE THAT ARE SO AUTISTIC THAT YOU POST THIS THINKING THAT YOU'RE FUNNY, 'LOLOLOLO LOOOK AT ME IM LE CIA XDDDD SO EPIC EPIC FOR THE WIN EPIC MAYMAY' /tv/ IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE IM SICK OF YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS POSTING THIS STUPID ASS MEME 24/7 FUCK OFF U FUCKING FAGGOTS STOP POSTING THAT STUPID CIA AGENT AND THE OTHER ASS BANE, 5 YEARS, 5 FUCKING YEARS POSTING THE SAME SHIT, NOT EVERY WEEK BUT EVERY HOUR, EVERY HOUR THERE'S A BANE THREAD, ON EVERY BOARD OF 4CHAN, U FUCKING AUTISTS, IVE NEVER SUCH SUCH HIGH LEVELS OF AUTISM, THIS BOARD IS MORE AUTISTIC THAN ALL THE OTHER BOARDS COMBINED, THE DARK KNIGHT SUCKS DICK AND SO DOES YOUR WORTHLESS LITTLE BOARD, I BET YOUR DICKLETS START TINGLING WHEN YOU POST SOMETHING ABOUT BANE, ISN'T THAT RIGHT FAGGOTS? I BET THAT YOU GET SOME SEXUAL STIMULATION FROM UPLOADING A PICTURE OF BANE TO YOUR BOARD HUH? I BET THAT YOU MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF GETTING FUCKED BY THE ACTORS OF THE DARK KNIGHT RISES. IT'S PROBABLY TRUE, YOU'RE ALL FAGGOTS AND WANT BANE'S DICK. OH LOOK ITS TIME TO REPOST UR STUPID CIA THREAD, GO AHEAD AND CLICK THE BUTTON WITH YOUR GREASY NECKBEARD FINGERS. I BET YOU WEAR FEDORAS AND TRENCHCOATS TOO. STUPID ASS FAGGOTS, THIS FORCED MEME IS NOTHING MORE THAN SHIT, TRYHARD FEDORA NECKBEARDS ATTEMPT AT BEING ORIGINAL. YOUR "OC" IS PATHETIC, JUST SOME SHITTY PAINT EDITS OF THE SAME PIC OVER AND OVER. WHAT A BUNCH OF TALENTLESS FAGGOTS, GO CHEW ON YOUR MOUNTAIN DEW AND YOUR DORITOS. IM DONE ARGUING WITH YOU FAGGOTS, GO CHECK YOUR STUPID DUBS AND RE-WATCH TDKR FOR THE 50TH TIME WHILE YOU MANCHILDREN KEEP REPOSTING THIS UNFUNNY CRAP EVERY SINGLE HOUR

FUCK YOU FAGGOTS
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>>79080129
That's a big post.
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>>79080129
You have to go back hothead.
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>>79080129
Time to go, Hothead
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>>79080129
Don't worry anon...


The fire rises
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>>79080129
Remove this individual with a critical cranial temperature from the vicinty.
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>>79080129
Nice pasta
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>>79070462
>>79071601
Don't put me on the screenshot or else your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you don't reply to this post.
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>>79070462
Great one.
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>>79070462
A lotta of autism for a shitposter!
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>>79071823
F A S H W A V E
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>>79080308
>for no reason
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>>79071601
>tfw literally just think of a smug pepe or any post in a devilish thread and start smiling
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>>79073035
"Where the fuck are my hard boiled eggs!!"
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>>79074499
First one to talk gets to stay on my stream!
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>>79075627
Nice map
Would play/10
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>>79072970
That's not how Self-defense works.
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>>79070462
Did you at least explain it to him? It would make you seem slightly less autistic.
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>>79079206
>ywn be a big chad baneposting as you pound pussy into wreckage and scream "I'm in charge here!"
Why live?
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>>79070462
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>>79079752
dude she wanted you to crash her vagine with no survivors
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>stand in grocery store
>old manlet dude suddenly says to me
>"you're a big guy, can see if the cashier is there?" while pointing with his finger into the distance
>I instantly reply "FOR YOU" even making this bane voice
>cringe externally and only notice now that i'm standing in the CIA stance the whole time
>buy my snickers and run out the store

another story
>lunch time at work (back when I had a job)
>bald coworker wants to take annoying female coworker to lunch with us
>they're standing already near my car and want to get it
>I say "YOU DON'T GET TO BRING FRIENDS"
>they drive with bald coworkers car and I think they fugged later

another story just popping into my brain
>driving with sister
>she annoys me with "get a fucking job"
>she doesn't stop talking
>"what is the next step of your plan?" she asks
>I yell CRASHING THIS CAR
>WITH NO SURVIVORS!!!!!
>yelled it so good that she started to scream in panic because she legit thought I'm going to kill us both

I also said to a fat coworker, "you're a big girl"

you know what, fuck you /tv/ you faggots
this shitty memes fried my fucking brain and now this banepost shit creeps into my daily life
fucking sad that I have legit storys to bring up about this shit
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>>79070462
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>>79081412
i think you have autism mate
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I pray to God everyone ITT dies a horrible death and rot in hell.
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>>79071525
Should've asked if getting caught was part of his plan
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>>79081541
Someone get this hothead out of here
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>>79070462
>looks at me with pure hatred
That's definitely happened to him before
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>>79081541
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>>79070462

I guess he felt in charge.
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>>79081541
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>>79072970
The /k/ommando literally ended his video with "stay white" and "the fire rises". You really think a jury would let him off the hook after seeing that?
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>>79080129
>pasta
/tv/ is small game though
>almost 10 years
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>>79072917
But...but...muh blm
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>>79070388
BANE?
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>>79081412
10/10
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>>79081412
>(back when i had a job)
makes it all the better
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>>79070388
Our teacher set up this game in class once that was kind of like rock paper scissors but with body poses, and one of them was literally CIA's power stance. The first time he did it, when he was explaining how to do it, all the autists in the class (there were line 5 baneposters in this class) are trying not to laugh to avoid looking autistic. Eventually, one of us cracks and we all start laughing, while everyone else stared at us bewildered. After about 5 minutes we stopped laughing, leaving everyone else thinking we were autistic. And they were right.
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>>79071601
y-yeah right, i-i never do this, haha
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