*hits blunt* *exhales* >GOOGLE HAS CREATED AN AI DUBBED

Come on punch me full strength Eddie

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>>79062643
GIVE ME FULL POWER EDDIE

I dug the basic gestalt

>>79062625
>Joe: "bigfoot lol"
>Eddie Bravo: "wen did machida last win hehe"

They're fucking bluepilled disinfo agents

nothing new other than ww2 drones

>>79062625
Alex is my Husbando

why do people still put Kubrick's moon landing together with the shitty conspiracy theories if it was pretty much proven

>>79062717
because the mental image of kubrick and crew filming a rushed moon landing is fucking hilarious

>>79062687
What about the interdimensional pedo vampires?

>>79062717
>pretty much proven
So where did the continuous footage of the Apollo 11 leaving earth and landing on the moon come from?

>>79062905
interdimensional pedo werewolves were already a thing

>>79062625

does /pol/ unironically believe what this guy says?

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>when you are red pilling Joe and Eddie so fast that Young Jamie can't keep up.

>>79062963
Based Alex!

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>CANADA - FUCKED(?)
This part always gets me

>>79062950
Do you not? HE may get a little overpassionate sometimes but in general he's right

>>79062625
None of this is new and these concepts have been around since the dawn of time. Most people understand, and have religions defining these things, he is simply naming groups he feels are part of it.

>>79062950
Of course not, most of /pol/ has been compromised by interdimensional beings and aspire to join a eugenics cult themselves.

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>This Is the BIG Enchilada

>>79062950
I unironically believe that a lot of the elites see the future as them melding with the technological singularity and ruling forever. Just read anything by Ray Kurzweil to see how some of these faggots think.

>I'm not saying Oprah's a bad person, but she's part of a secret eugenics program

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>it's an Alex Jones acts crazy as usual but all his sources check out episode
Dont know what to think anymore lads

Eddie Bravo needs to fuck off already.

Literally ruined the podcast.

>>79063473
this. fucking faggot kept interrupting alex when he was trying to drop redpills, fuck that spic

>>79063543
You mean Joe was the one interrupting him, to constantly "slow down"

>>79063571
Alex needed to slow down. Joe was surprisingly cogent and they made a great pairing.

Eddie should not have been there and came off as a legitimately retarded annoyance.

>>79062625
/pol/ worships this freak lmao

THEY ARE TURNMING THE FREAKING FROGS GAY!!!!


SHE'S A DEMON!!!! THAT'S A DEMON FACE!!!!!!


I REFUSE HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

He's either

- mentally ill
- in it for the money

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>>79063459
If he came across as coherent and rational he would have been dead 10 years ago

>>79063629
I just think he just legitimately enjoys it

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>>79063629
http://www.livescience.com/10957-pesticide-turns-male-frogs-females.html

>>79063629
t. gay frog

>>79063705
>>79063705
nuthin bout gay frogs there

now show me the source on satanic aliens and demon Hillary ;)

anyone think that alex jones knows the reason why he hasn't be killed yet is because he has to sprinkle in a little bit of crazy?

He was pretty reasonable and then went ballistic and then went back to being normal.

>>79062625
Honestly Deep Dream unsettles me on an existential level.

>>79063751
patrices "marbles up your ass" theory

pretty surprised they didnt talk about him at all

>>79063751
He's a disinfo agent anon.

>>79063791
It should

I would love to see you faggots try to defend these gems:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqDyc7YX7iQ
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5KTiAcTEyc

>>79063473
What the fuck was joe rogan thinking putting this fool on the air?

>>79063841
WHY IS EVERYTHING DOGS AND EYEBALLS!!! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY GOOGLE!!!

>>79063459
That's what freaks me out

>>79063821
Thisss

>>79063944
that

>>79063887
Post a clickable link faglet

>>79063985
here comes the spoon, extention-less baby
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqDyc7YX7iQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5KTiAcTEyc

>>79062625
THEY HAD NUCLEAR SUBS IN THE 50s
WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY GOT NOW?
SUPER ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY

>Revenge of the sith comes out
>Releases a 45 minute long analysis dressed like sheev
>Explains how the phantom menace was bush all along
>Never breaks character
Am i the only one who remembers this?

>>79063015
>but in general he's right
Perhaps. I like to be presented with facts and proof before believing something.

Best podcast of the 20XXs imo

>>79063015
Theres a difference between a valid argument and a sound argument

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DON'T BECOME AN ORGAN DONOR

>>79064036
The way classified military tech works is that most of the "cutting edge" equipment they show off is a generation or two behind what they actually have available.

>>79064046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFTQjJUjmS4

This?

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He really..... makes..... me.... think......

>>79064100
THEY'RE KILLING PEOPLE FOR THEIR ORGANS

Is this what vindication feels like?

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>>79062652
dude i've been training taekwondo for 52 years, i have a 19th dan grade in taekwondo dude i won the last 8 world championships alex jones if i hit you full power you going to hospital lol

the dimensions was too big of a red pill

>>79064325
>tfw too 3d to swallow the 4d pill

>>79064151
That looks like it, don't remember there being so much vader, but yeah i think thats it.

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>>79064325
>>79064457
Gotta keep up guys

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>>79064264
Guys, stop, man.

Is there a kino edition with the highlighted moments already out?

It will be a huge success.

Anyone else kinda wishes conspiracies were real?
I want to think that there are spoopy, mysterious organizations full of weird 5-dimensional vampire pedophiles, but everything I know about the world says that people are too retarded for any high-level weirdness and we really are just dumb fucking monkeys making it through life in brownian motion

Say what you will about the JRE, but Jamie is fucking great at his job.

>>79064616
Look into the fortean society, or becoming a discordian anon.
And remember: reality is what you can get away with.

>>79063178
>implying transhumanism is bad

>>79064747
It clearly is

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>>79064747
Yes these perverted control freaks have our best interest at heart and don't just view us as livestock.

>>79064812
>Not understanding that the purpose of existence is to evolve to the omega point.

>>79064616
Conspiracy is such a shit word though
Like JFKs death is full of 'conspiracies' but do you actually believe Oswald actually shot them with the bullet going fucking nuts?
And there is ton of actual real conspiracies that have turned out to be true in history, I mean of course vampire pedophiles is fucking nuts but this shit exists.

>>79062950
70% of /pol/ is unironically shit skins that are there for the lulz

t. Cuban who browses /pol/

The gay frog thing is completely misrepresented and spun out of context, but it has some basis in scientific studies (like most of Alex Jones' stuff).

Basically BPA (synthetic compound used in almost all everyday plastic materials including plastic water bottles etc) when leaked into ecosystems acts as a phytoestrogens which feminizes tadpoles.

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>an ultra-powerful secret society wants to propel humanity to the next evolutionary stage

Doesn't sound so bad to me

>>79064616
I read somewhere that most people follow conspiracy theories because the idea of all this shit being a random mess of bullshit is just really unsettling. They want people to be in control because it eases the mind.

>>79064976
did you miss the part where that bit is only for them

*purses lips*
*Blocks YOUR path*

>>79064876
>>79064616

Real conspiracies exist. Penn State child rapists starting outreach programs for "troubled youths" so they could collect fucked up kids who were easier to control.

The Catholic church child sex cover ups.

They mentioned this in the podcast but they took it way too far and went into full retard interdimensional tower 7 disinfo.

Real conspiracies exist to gain political control, steal a lot of money, and fuck kids.

>>79064475
I unironically like those movies

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>>79064852
the purpose of life is to experience individuality and physicality

you can't really do that inside a computer

>>79064876
You realize psychic vampires doesn't refer to telekinetic blood-suckers right?

>>79064976
>>79065007
Only for the wealthy paedo vampires

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>>79062704

>Alex is husbando
>Not Richard Spencer

Good, more for me.

>>79063705
If anything that proves we need more regulation to prevent the use of these chemicals but that goes against what Alex's pal Donald wants to do.

>>79065275
Did he ever show his boipuccy?

>>79063629
>Crams thousands of red pills down your throat
>90% check out
>5% only disprovable if you take his exact wording literally

WHAT A COMPLETE NUT XD

>WHY IS IT SO HOT IN HERE
>I'M MELTING
>I AM MELTING

I honestly feel like listening to the whole thing again today.

Does he still sell those stupid filters and pills or did his audience finally stop talking for that scam

>>79062913

aliens you fucking nimrod

>>79065440
Can you handle the redpill?

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>>79065063

>>79062625
what timestamp doe he hit the blunt

>>79063459

>Everyone makes fun of Alex for saying they're turning the frogs gay
>Nobody even tried to refute it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgKvl5VQVkY

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>>79065440
> not having it on repeat, only manually rewinding the original stream so jewtube can't cut out any redpills

Pleb

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWQPZ-taYBs

is this alex jones kino?

>>79065440
It's so entertaining

I can't believe I actually sat there and listened to 3 and a half hours of this shit

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>>79065562
>gay bombs

My god, it all makes sense! /v/ was struck with one of these!

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>ywn get drunk and stoned with ranting Alex jones

>>79065592
kino

>>79062625
>omg le sheeple never care about le conspiracy farting

>>79062643
>>79062652
>>79064264
>>79064491

I was fucking dying at this part. I'd love to hang out with Alex Jones and just listen to him rant all day.

>like it says in article 52 paragraph one thousand and eighty four paragraph b
>WHOA JAMIE PULL THAT UP

>>79064645

He's top notch at "pulling stuff up" aka using Google.

>>79065612

It's no coincidence that younger people are more likely to consider themselves gay or bi.

>>79064645
>hey jamie pull up succulent kids in a hot tub real quick

>>79065204

>you can't really do that inside a computer

Why not? How are you so sure?

>>79065710
I got you, fa͏m.

>>79065617
And interrupt him like eddy?

>>79065758
DUDE BUZZ ALDRIN LMAO

Seriously though, how does Jamie pull shit up so quickly

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>>79063732
fucking kek

>>79064902
It's his modus operandi. He does this all the time. The funny thing is how he uses MSM and goverment sources etc. to prove his theories.
Then he goes on a rant in his next segment about how untrustworthy the same globalist media are.

>>79065834
precog stimuli

>>79065834

Google-Fu Level 100

You dummies. The sources don't prove what Alex Jones is saying. He works like this: Reads a paper from at least a decade ago, probably from a click-bait news article, about wacky or weird thing (e.g. a research paper that suggests hypothetical processes to effect weather patterns that could potentially be used stall the effects of global warming) and takes that research paper and then makes the claim that "AMERICA IS STEERING HURRICANES WITH HAARP".

I love how Alex's pleas to "DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH" basically just convince most people that Alex has done his and to believe what he says even when he's spouting total bullshit.

>>79065952
>(e.g. a research paper that suggests hypothetical processes to effect weather patterns that could potentially be used stall the effects of global warming)
You realize cloud seeding and other geoengineering is 100% a thing, right?

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>eddie would you please fuck off

>>79066010
That's how it works.

He says a few things that are real and proven so that you'll believe the rest of his fake bullshit.

The guy is truly an artist at disinfo.

>>79065952
And that is why Hillary won right?

>>79066010
Yes, but that doesn't prove this massive chemtrails population control conspiracy.

>>79066053
The point isn't that he's right, it's that the things he refers to are real things, he ads a bit of crazy since no one believes it anyway.

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>>79062625
It was the weird thing about search
engines. They were like striking
oil in a world that hadn’t invented
internal combustion. They gave too
much raw material. No one knew
what to do with it.
CALEB looks at the orb in his hand. Into the shimmering
liquid.
It looks like deep space, filled with star fields.
NATHAN (CONT’D)
My competitors were fixated on
sucking it up, and trying to
monetize via shopping and social
media. They thought engines were a
map of what people were thinking.
But actually, they were a map of
how
people were thinking. Impulse,
response. Fluid, imperfect.
Patterned, chaotic.

>>79066082
It can explain the chemtrails a bit, in so far that it could be fuel additives that are put in fuel to get a more efficient burn while simultaneously having the effect of particle injection in the atmosphere for cloud seeding. As for the population control thing you're mixing up tinfoils here m80

I've been reading that Eddie completely ruined this episode. Is it true? I dunno if I can watch him act obnoxious for three hours, I'd rather just skip it and watch a highlight reel.

>>79066124
He was acting like a bit of a faggot tqh

>>79065724
Mortality is part of life.

Really makes you think.
http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1486145487853.webm

>>79066124
he really gets annoying in the end. until then alex is had like 3 hits of coke, smoked a blunt and a bottle of booze. he sounds like a broken steamengine.

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>>79065592
>the accent @13:50

>>79066163
His fucking face when he's smiling kills me tbqh

>>79066124
He kept asking Alex questions then self-answering and giving his own opinion on it then tries to change the subject without letting Alex answer the fucking question.

>>79066156
http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1486145634876.webm
Makes me think even harder desu

>>79065592
I unironically agree with alex 100%

europoors don't understand americana and having freedom

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>>79066043
Alex talk about the stratospheric aerosol injection.

Why does Joe have Eddie on the show? The guys is an idiot.

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I
AM
DYING

>>79066316
Dwarfs stick together.

>>79065592
No, this is:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znxWfhJOP0E

>>79066265

He just wouldn't let it go. What was his problem?

>>79066395
Was it autism?

BUZZ ALDRIN'S INSTAGRAM DUDE

>>79065366

w-what's the other 5% anon?

>>79066395
Maybe he didn't think he could handle the big enchilada and was trying to deflect Alex. I liked it when Joe flat out said Eddie we're not talking about the weather.

Also this >>79066414

the bogs will not be happy if they see this thread so please do as I say and delete it before you regret it

>tfw Alex Jones completely redpilled me

He kept dropping truth bombs that kept being backed up by their googling.

Kept me fucking #woke

>>79065480
>Nimrod

Genesis 10:8-12

>Cush was the father of Nimrod, who became a mighty warrior on the earth. He was a mighty hunter before the Lord; that is why it is said, “Like Nimrod, a mighty hunter before the Lord.” The first centers of his kingdom were Babylon, Uruk, Akkad and Kalneh, in Shinar. From that land he went to Assyria, where he built Nineveh, Rehoboth Ir, Calah and Resen, which is between Nineveh and Calah—which is the great city.

Ancient Mesopotamian monoliths confirmed by anon

>>79066547
stay woke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeEyUCgsl90

>>79062913
More like "where did it go?" Since the original moon landing footage is missing.

>>79062950
No. Cooper said AJ was disinfo before he was shot.

>>79062950
/pol/ unironically believed a DC pizza parlor was a child sex brothel. They'll believe anything if it's memed enough.

>>79066525

Fuck off with your newfag bog shit.

>>79063629
>angsty internet liberal blames capitalism again

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is the Joe Rogan Experince patrician tier /tv/???

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I just ordered some hot dogs

>>79066650
you're gonna be first

>>79066683
I'll order some walnut hotdogs with extra sauce

>>79066681
only if rogan is the smartest in the room. so sometimes, I guess

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>Wha-what about that conspiracy
>What conspiracy, Eddie?
>BUZZ ALDRIN!

>>79066724
NASA'S STEALING GOVERNMENT MONEY

FUCKIN BUZZ ALDRIN

>>79064616
Is this a joke? South Korea's president was removed 3 months ago when it turned out a cult leader who had groomed her from puberty was using astrology to tell her how to make political and military decisions in return for political and monetary favours. She was getting voodoo pseudo-religious plastic surgery when that ferry full of people capsized and she went missing.

The UK had a political child prostitute ring that existed from the 70s to 90s involving Thatcher's interior minister and several prominent MPs of every party. The dossier handed to that interior minister mysteriously disappeared in the hands of MI5, which he was also in charge of. The same MI5 that filmed Gerry Adams' brother to blackmail him during the troubles and intimidated police officers who made inquiries into certain child trafficking cases. The guy who just last year was the decade-long chair of the parliamentary committee which scrutinises the police and MI5, was a PPC and council solicitor in the area where one of the nonce guest houses was (Elm guest house), was 4 months ago directly accused by Paul Staines of being the paedophile MP who The Sun referred to in a front page article as still sitting in parliament today, after the Mirror caught him in a sting buying cocaine and eastern european rentboys, a crime for which he received no charge either by the police or his political party, for some reason.

These are all facts. Conspiracies, but absolute facts.

>>79064645
it made me wonder if I am as adept at using a search engine as him

>>79066724
>it's the taxes man

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>>79064616
Yes, it's comforting to think that Freemasons/Jews/reptilians/archons are responsible for all the world's ills because it's harder to accept that we all have some bad in us and evil is eternal to the human condition

>>79064616
>Anyone else kinda wishes conspiracies were real?

You've already fallen into a bit of a trap here by thinking the word conspiracies somehow indicates something that isn't true or is fictional.

This was a dedicated attempt at removing all credibility from the word. "Criminal conspiracy to commit murder is a crime based on planning or aiding someone in perpetrating a murder." It is a legit word but strangely enough the word has moved from the perpetrators commiting 'conspiracy' to the so-called loons created 'conspiracies' about them.

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR WATER FILTERS, FILL UP YOUR DROPPERS WITH SUPER MALE VITALITY (35.5ml)

THE CONDITIONING HAS BEEN BROKEN AND IT'S TIME TO DROP THE BIG ENCHILADA, DRINK YOUR "APPLE JUICE" & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

BRAIN FORCE
HERBAL NOOTROPICS
SNAKE OIL
MOON OCEAN IMPACT PROBES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMmmf84RbIw <---- HIT PLAY PATRIOTS

>YOUR INFOWARS THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR BUNKER

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP TO YOUR HOMEMADE NEWS DESK, FITTED WITH DOCUMENTS ON OPRAH'S PEDOPHILE EUGENICS MONOLITH AND DEAD CHINESE ASTRONAUT MATRIX HIVEMIND WEATHER CONTROL MACHINES

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE RANT YOU CALL OVER DONALD TRUMP USING TWITTER BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR 12-DIMENSIONAL ELITE FOLD-SPACE WW2 DRONE PACKED TO THE BRIM WITH PSYCHIC PAPA SMURFS, FOLLOWED BY CALLS FROM CIA VAMPIRES JUST AS THE INTERNAL COUP BEGINS AND YOU EXPLAIN HOW THE SUN = A STARGATE TO SATAN BUILT BY HILLARY CLINTON AND GOOGLE USES THE BOHEMIAN GROVE FOR GAY HOT DOG PARTIES

FOLKS WE'RE WINNING THE WAR

FOLKS TEXAN NUCLEAR RAILROADS LITERALLY POWERED BY BLOOD AND SEMEN AND LAUNCHED INTO SPACE WITH BACKUPS FILMED BY STANLEY KUBRICK

>"CANADA JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE WORSE THAN ANYONE CAN IMAGINE AND HOST THE GROUP OF ROME BUT COME BACK TO US WHEN PATRIOTS GET EVERYONE TO A HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE"

>"GLOBALIST "PEDO" "PIZZAGATE" CANADA, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. THE REVOLUTION IS HERE. IT'S TIME FOR THE 1776 AWAKENING"

Alex Jones, 2017

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING ALEX JONES NAKED INFILTRATING THE VATICAN BILBERBURG MEETING SCREAMING ABOUT BREAKAWAY CIVILIZATIONS

Brought to you by DNAforce©

cue the 2nd amendment

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>>79066119

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>>79066724
pic related

>>79066724
>>79066816
>>79066915
4 BILLION

holy shit they just forgot what they were talking about 1 minute ago. this is unreal.

>>79066988
>Jamie, pull up what the fuck we were just talking about

>>79066988
its normal when you smoke weed.

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>>79066724
buzz

>>79066925
Beautiful.

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What is their endgame?

>>79066988
>what was the question again?
>Jamie, could you pull that up?

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ALDRIINNN

>>79065244
hide in the wilderness

all the shit he says to look up completely debunks all his shit and he keeps saying it's the wrong video

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check his insta that's all im saying lol

>>79065275
>fruity commie white supremacist
Get out

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hurrrrr

>>79063016
Alex wouldn't deny that it's just refreshing to hear him talk about it as many of us have come to these conclusions on our own already.

>>79066925
All true btw. I pulled up the sources.

>>79062625
The probability of of ayylmao life in our proximity is way way way too fucking slim.Ofcourse there are aliens.There are billions of galaxies and billions of planets and stars.Some of them ought to support some form of life form.But the probability of everything coming together to actually support a life form is pretty fucking slim.Let's just assume a million "systems" support planets.A million amongst billions maybe trillions of these systems spread across the vast expanse of the universe.
Tldr; we will never have any sort of contact or findings about ayylmaos cuz none of them are even remotely close to us.

>>79066988
>smoking the herbal bluepill

>>79067177
>implying other life wouldn't just be shit like moss

>>79066719

But the Jordan Peterson interview is god tier and joe was really out of his depth on that one.

>>79067177
>t. rëddit

>>79062625
>>79062625

The greatest thing about this man, is how dumb his followers have to be to buy the shit he says.

>MASS MURDER PILLS

Holy hell.

>>79067125
name one time

>>79067203
Incredibly shit probability for any life form my dude.

HOW COMPRESSED IS YOUR DATAKNOWLEGE PHAM

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>>79062625
>Joe : We're not talking about the weather Eddie, thats for sure

>>79063039
you can thank the Bogdanoffs for that

>>79065617
Speak for yourself, i live in Austin. I've seen this tubby fuck in the world.

>>79067260
Come back when you've smoked and drank with him, fag

>>79065592

DRONES HARASSING PEOPLE IN THE SKY OF NORTH DAKOTA

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>ok here we go, you ready for the truth bomb? I have the best sources and-

>alex

these guys have proven their worth in the past and im bringing this info straight to-

>alex

>i mean you can check it for yourself, look it up abd you'll-

>a-alex. hey alex

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>>79067320

Alex comes across as a guy who knows so much truth and just can't get it out without sounding like a loon. So he just accepts that and rants whenever he can.

The man is on a different level.

>>79067215

https://youtu.be/UZPCp8SPfOM?t=8584

same with the gates controlling weather thing, he just remembers things wrong and builds a whole thing around it

>>79066916
>tfw the fault really does lay in the stars
Cassius... You fucking hack!

>>79066626
You're stupid enough to think that's a meme.

>>79066626
>defending Shillary
This place has no right to be attacking /pol/

>>79066626
Go fuck yourself, that shit turned out to be real. Why are you lying?

>>79066626
>implying that wasn't 100% true
Hello misinfo agent! How much you getting paid per post?

>>79066626
>child sex ring existed in the UK involving top-level cabinet ministers
>the speaker of the house under Clinton and Bush was fucking kids
>literally impossible for it to happen in the democratic party

S t r a t o s p h e r i c a e r o s o l i n j e c t i o n s

>>79065288

>2017
>still falling for propaganda

>>79065275

Holy shit what a queer

>>79064747
>transhumanism
You give up your right to autonomy then.

Besides, these people see peasants like you and I as simple cattle, to be spent and discarded. AJ may come off as a loon, but the way things are going these days, the world looking like its at the end times, maybe hes on to something.
I dont know. Alot of this deep-state shit is so fucking classified that all that can be said about it is pure speculation, to me anyway.

>Alex smokes the herbal jew
fucking dropped

>>79067467
Nothing.
They probably do it in the hopes they get a promotion and can finally stop being forced to torture children by their superiors.
They only make low-level wretches do that kind of fucked up shit, while the higher-ups reap the benefits.
Lovely people, the folks at the top.
Itd be fun to share tea-time with them.

i love how google is developing these crazy ideas but can't get their shit together on a simple messaging app for android

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>>79063751
he's cointelpro propped up to legitimize the information movement

>>79067652
Do you have a single shred of evidence to back that up?
A document maybe? (Not msm preferably)
A statement by the man himself, perhaps? Or those who have worked for him in the past?
You cant go around throwing accusations of that gravity without solid evidence.

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>Alex
>ALEX
>H-hey ALEX
>I'm MICROSSSSCOPIC BACTERIAL

>Penis

>>79063039
T̝̤̠͈ͫͤ̑ͯ̒̏͑̓͢͟͞h̸̬̣̻͙͂ͪ̽̓ͣ͆͝ȇ̡̡̥͍̺̼͕͖ͣ̅ͧ̂͜r̷͖͕̗̥͊̄͒e̶̞̦̼̬̜̟ͬ̂͗ͤ̌ͅ ̛͇̹͎̹͆͋͑ͯͯ̉ͩa̫͔̫̠̼͕̅ͧ̒̄̋ͯͫ͢r͚̻͔͆̔̌͒͒̂͡e̸̜̭̘͉ͤͩ̒̑ͭ͛̇ͭ̆́ ̧̹̩̅ņ̵̛̻̪͇̙̯̩̟̠͖ͫͩͫͫ̈̈́o͚̬̭̤̤͇̘͇ͮ̉̉̆̌͝t̛̤̭̮̟̭͈ͬ̊ͪ̀ͣ̕ ̛̩̰̯̈̊̍́̈͐̄̚͞s̛ͣ́͏͔͈͚̲̩͉̻̝͡ǘ̵̧̩̭̟͙͍̄̈́ċ̬̪̙́̾͆͂̿ȟ̨̞͈̩̝̯̫̠̂̎̾ͧ͋̓̚ ̷̢̺̮̹͓̒̔͐̅̒͐̑ť̶̵͕̣̞̞̀͑ͮ͆̏̂h̭̲̗̝͍ͮ̈́ͭ̀̇͆̅͆͝i̷̠̭͚̦̹̣͕ͣ̎n͉̞̒̾̊̐͑ͨͮ̕͟͠g̻̝̼͕̘̜̣̖͋͐̋̍͑ͯ͆̽ͅs̶̛̭͙̙̭͉͕̓̇̒̑͝ ̡͚̦͙͑̚a̵̲̽ͩ͊s̠̜͇͋̊̎̔̕ ̵͈̼̞̯͆͊ͫ̓͂͝͞m̱̮̳̜̗̮̭̳̪̊̈̓̈ͩ̒u̫̜ͨ̅͑̽̚͜͝l̢̧͎̲̜̟̣̺̻ͫͅt̖͉̪̭͚̽̂͛͞ï̪͖̀ͤ̉̌d̥̺̓ͧ̋ͭ́ͮͤͦ̀͠i̩̮̰ͭͬ̓̽͆̇̆͛ͣ́͡m̸̝̦̆ͭ̅̀e̓̈́ͦ͑̍ͩ͏̢͇̘ňͯ͒͐̏̆ͪͣ͏̺̞̺̞͓͔͉͟ś̡̞̝̞̱͎̬̝ͩ̌̇͌ï̷̴̠̤̗̖͎̥̊̐o̠̼̯͈̙̤̪̯ͣͧ̄ͧͬn̡͈̉̄̐̋̿̀͗a̢̟̦̝̜͒ͨl̶̶̮͓̳͉̱͎͕ͯ͐ͅ ̺͍͍̀b̢̦͇͙̬̄̊̊ͮ̎̏̀͞ͅe̱̙̙͙͇̮͙̺̊̏̐͗̔͊̚̕̕i̜͕̗̮̤̟͔̦̖̊͋ͫ̑̒͑n̷̨̫̥͔̊̾ͨ̍͐͒g̢̨͔̩͎͑̈̈́̄͛̅̏̄́s̨͎̿̐́ ͇̱̙̪̠̱͕̘ͮ̈́͛̂f̡̥̞̠͎͖͙ͭ̍͛̃ͅl̵̰̆̈́̓͜e̬̦̪͔̩̎̔s̠͙͔̣̍̈́̓ͦh̨̫͍̰̽̾̑ͮ̿̎͋͜t̨̥̠̝̤͎̖͛ͭ̿̃h͚̻͎̤̬̞͔̖͊̔͂͡i̛̞̺̼̦͎͍̜̟̫ͫͮ̃͗͗ͧͮ̃ͫṇ̴̷̥̋ͯͩ̔̃ġ̥̩

>>79062625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_av2IuCaLs8

>I'm sick of people calling me Bill Hicks
>It hurts that they're so dumb that they don't know I'm my own person
>It's a stupid meme, alex
>Some reddit shit
>4chan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULTKs_tWPbE

>Alex is only 43
what the fuck I thought he was in his mid fifties at least

>>79067406

i dont know if that was supposed to be a time stamp but it just takes me to the whole vid

gates admits he's trying to control the weather by any means necessary. they're in a panic over climate change and they're willing to do what the CIA suggested. did you bother reading into it yourself?

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/researcher-ban-patents-on-geoengineering-technology/

http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2010/01/bill-gates-funding-geoengineering-research

https://www.crikey.com.au/2013/02/26/how-bill-gates-is-engineering-the-earth-to-resist-climate-change/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSe2A49KMw0

they own patents/have the patent owners on a leash

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>>79063732

It's a scam dude everything's a scam

>>79067962
Test

>>79066626
I can guarantee you with 90% confidence that it was a meeting place or a hideout for government higher ups, pedophilia accusations aside. If one of your hidden locations with perhaps less security than standard that you thought was safe got discovered by random retards on the internet and you didn't know it had been tagged you'd be a little freaked out too.

>>79065802
DUDE
CHECK OUT HIS INSTAGRAM
HE LOVES INSTAGRAM

>autosage

>>79067574
what's funny is that you probably think it's endtimes because of le SJWs and not because we're fucking the planet to death

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>taking a shit
>anti Trump

>>79068739
4free

>>79064616
Are you rich so that you have no need to work at all for the remainder of your years and have totally secured your family and future family's welfare? So rich that you can afford several of the top quality things that average people can only afford 1 (car, house) and never have to worry about that acquiring the finest bed, entertainment and food? No

These people who are SO FAR gone that their incomes could literally be 10000x greater than ours are very likely in tune with a different reality than the average normie. If we look at Maslow's pyramid, they are able to transcend and self-actualize as all basic needs are eliminated through massive wealth. Ideas such as The Secret have leaked into the mainstream, and the concepts related exactly to what Alex Jones talked about. Reality is not as stable as we know it. There is some influence we have on the world as well as another energey (dimensions) that influence what's in front of us as well. People who have the time to delve into this stuff and are away from the distractions of lower-middle class lifestyle are likely to have found some deeper connection to these powers.