>character has a safe >it contains explicit incriminating

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>>79060395
>Heavy breathing
>turns on sink
>fist full of pills
>stares at self in mirror

>>79060476
>Character looks at himself in the mirror
>Gags
>Splashes water into his face
>"Keep it together, Jim"

>>79060395
>character burns contents of the safe

>>79060500
>Character smashes mirror
>Starts breathing heavily while his hand bleeds>>79060500

>>79060395
>hangs up phone without saying goodbye

>>79060395
Where else would he keep incriminating evidence, retard? on his bedroom walls?

>character likes jazz
>"Do you like jazz?"
Every time.

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>character keeps dirt on everybody
>it's me

>>79060525
>"What.... are... you....."

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>>79060500
>*fluorescent lighting
>on floor
>*ambient music
>in boxers

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>>79060395
>character leaves another character without saying "see ya" or "bye"
>character receives something and doesn't say "thanks" or "thank you"

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>>79060550
>never get opportunity to use secret dirt and it goes to waste

>>79060526
this shit pisses me off so much. I never noticed it before being told that they never do it in movies or television now I can never not notice it.

>>79060532

he could destroy it perhaps?

>>79060592
same.

>>79060632
He needs those documents, idiot. Not everyone has an eidetic memory.

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>Vietnam war movie
>it ain't me starts playing

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>>79060762
Name a million movies

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>>79060395
>You're done?!!?
>Hands in Document/Book
>And you understand it?
>Yeah.
>How?!?
>I have photographic memory.

>>79060762
>tv thread
>it ain't me meme gets posted

>>79060801
Just another thing /tv/ and 'nam have in common

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>bomb has a big clock with red numbers counting down

>>79060801
>it ain't meme
>it ain't meme
>i ain't no pepe the frog

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>Character doesn't lock his house

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>>79060824
Like having no rules

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>>79060395
>People never cough, sneeze, blow their noses, or show any other symptoms of being in less than perfect health unless its an important plot point
>Whenever someone looks through the binoculars, you see two joined circles instead of one
>Bombs always have big, blinking, beeping timer displays. Evil geniuses who devise bombs to destroy things/people are always thoughtful enough to include a visible display (usually LED) of how much time remains before the bomb detonates, giving the hero accurate feedback on exactly how much time remains.
>Sudden accelleration of a car (be it forwards, backwards, stopping, skidding, sliding, or whatever) causes a loud skid, even on dirt or wet roads. Be prepared. Each wheel is also fitted with a smoke device to let you know when this happens
>After a car crash, no character ever sits and shakes for five minutes, or becomes incoherent with shock.
>Whenever anyone knocks out anyone else and takes their clothes, it's always a flawless fit
>Word processors never display a cursor
>In a car two people will always converse while one stares out the window, with their back to the other. When an emotional point is made, the first person will turn around
>A dying person's last words will always be coherent and significant

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>>79060395

>character has a safe
>it has an alphabetic password system
>the password is the name of the girlfriend, mother or dog

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>>79061202

>character has a safe
>it has a numeric lock
>the password is immediately guessed by using the birthdate of someone from a picture in the same room

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>what we do in life echoes in eternity

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>>79061154
>spying devices and hidden cameras always flicker with bright lights and beeping sounds

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>Character has a safe
>It is opened by answering a riddle
>the riddle is: "What walks on four legs in the morning, two legs through the day and the three at night?"

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>hero has a chance to kill the villain
>leaves with his significant other / family and lets police arrest villain instead

>>79061355
What's the answer?

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>Audience member thinks they like an actor as a person based on the character they play
>The actor's real personality/beliefs disappoint the audience member to the point where they dislike the characters said actor plays on scree.

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>>79060835
>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

>faulty piece of equipment
>character hits it
>now works perfectly

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>>79061280
>>79061202
>Character has a safe
>it has a numeric lock
>it has the same code number as yours
pic related

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>>79061407
You anon. A human.

>>79061427
Literally works irl with my old guitar amp

>>79061407
You actually don't know? That's one of the oldest riddles ever.

Baby, adult and elderly (with cane)

>>79061407
Man

>>79061430
Huh? I don't walk on all four on the morning and certainly not on three at night. No way that's the answer.

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>>79061355
>The film is a scifi and the character trying to open it is a 3 tentacled squid man.

>>79061427
Worked for all the old box tvs i had

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>>79061355
>password is "chair"

>>79061469
That's fucking stupid. If you replace "morning, day and night" with "infant-hood, adulthood and old age" it might have worked, but those have nothing to do with stages of the day.

>>79061520
Also a cane isn't a leg.

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>man sets out to save damsel in distress
>ends up getting saved by her in the end

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>>79061520
Sorry anon not everyone is as autisticly literal thinking as you. The riddle is ancient Greek in origin tfw they were too intelligent for you.

>>79060795
fuck you photographic memory doesn't make you understand shit

>>79061568
>literal thinking

That has nothing to do with literal thinking. You can use the stages of the day as metaphor to a whole bunch of things, not to mention that the leg=cane can apply to pretty much any phalic object. It's just a misleading riddle.

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>slim woman beats up heavily trained soldier
>"yeah, i grew up with 3 brothers"

>>79061589
>You can use the stages of the day as metaphor to a whole bunch of things, not to mention that the leg=cane can apply to pretty much any phalic object.

So what you are saying is that...it is a riddle? wow. It's almost as if a riddle is supposed to really make you think.

Here's a riddle more to your caliber: What is furry and meows and has a 3 letter name beginning with C and ending with T. I'll spoiler the answer so you can really puzzle it out.
It's a cat.

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>kung fu movie
>all male characters has the same hairstyle

>The season is always the better part of spring or summer. It's only winter if it's the week before Hanukah and it's only autumn if the leaves are in their best color while remaining on the trees,

>>79061670

It's almost like it's easier to film in seasons with better weather, what a revelation!

>>79061585
that the point

it was from Dr strange and a lot of other stupid movies

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>characters can't find each other
>use the sound of grenades to calculate how far apart they are

>>79060500
>looks into camera
>Jim face

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>>79061654

>>79061664
Yes, that's a much better riddle, because it doesn't try to misdirect you with retarded metaphors that don't actually work.

>character has a safe
>other characters assume it's where he's keeping all his records of his criminal activities
>finally open it
>it's empty/ contains family photos or some shit
>all the important documents are in the other, hidden safe

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>>79060762

>she tells Jimmy to not do it
>she does it

>>79061654
What movie is this?

>>79061154
NARRATIVE CONVENIENCE

>>79061664
I think the issue he's getting at is the riddle is somewhat vague and could be interpreted in any number of ways. You could come to an answer that's soundly reasoned and could be argued as a suitable response, it may even make more sense than the intended answer, but it would still be considered "wrong" because it's not what the riddler intended.

>>79061765
or like a note or a joke document

>>79061719
Legitimately name 1 (one) film where this happens

>>79061719
name 2 movies that do this

>>79061764
Maybe it made more sense before it was translated, anon.

>>79061764
>>79061780
well to be fair the riddle is being said by a evil lion woman who is trying to misdirect the riddle answerer in order to attack and eat them.

But it is a metaphoricly sound riddle. Riddles can be easy enough to guess right away, but some require a few answers to narrow things down and a little bit of thought. Now that you know the answer you shouldn't react like an ignorant person and cast it off as dumb.

>>79061589
gee its almost like it was a riddle in an apocryphal tale designed by a mythical creature which is famous for being a trickster to fool our hero via the crafty use of metaphor and symbol, fagtron

>>79060541
>character likes jazz
>"Miles Davis, Coltrane, the list just goes on from there."

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>girl makes the best rimjob ever
>"How do you know this?"
>"I grew up with three brothers"

>>79061799
or a bomb

>>79061803
Taken 2

>>79061879
name 3 pornographies that do this.

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>henchman at end of movie survives big explosion
>exclaims how they'll never die or be caught
>secondary explosion kills them

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>character poo poo's in pee pee time
>mommy takes away his good boy points

>>79061803
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdWpg6rq85o

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>character has a safe
>there's a spring-loaded boxing glove inside

>>79061154
>After a car crash, no character ever sits and shakes for five minutes, or becomes incoherent with shock.
Not exactly 5 minutes of shaking, but the ending to No Country for Old Men was pretty good about avoiding this

>>79061427
Quality Soviet hardwares komrade

>>79062051
fucking goldeneye

>>79061427
Armageddon

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>>79061202
>character has a computer
>computer is locked by a password
>dusty old classic book is on the desk next to computer
>password is the most famous line from the book

>>79061469
CANE?

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>"There must be a secret door"
>Look around the room, notice all books are from National Geographic History
>"Hey, this one is from National Geographic Geology"
>It has a button inside
>Push it, the door opens
>"Gotem"

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>>79062100
>Open Sesame

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>MC has sex with a girl
>She has an orgasm

>>79061477
Are you actually retarded or are you just pretending? It's called a metaphor, you moron.

>>79061934
nme won mowie were tis hapens

>>79060697
>keeping things that can destroy your life

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>character wear/carries a mysterious item around
>shows the item to the villain in the movie climax
>it's something the villain left behind at the murder scene of his family

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>wild card character lights a cigarette
>MC character that you thought was a mary-sue/gary-stu is stuck in a pickle because they can't use a deus ex machina
>MC rips cigarette out of wild card character's mouth
>wild card character has a eureka moment
>cigarette drops from MC's mouth

>2000's horror flick
>first scene is a dark road where a couple is about to have sex
>spooky monster kills them first
>next scene is a wide shot of a large school letting out for spring break with kids running out of the front doors and skateboards and shit with a knock off greenday song playing
>group of main characters come out
>protagonist is a white shy girl who is a virgin
>her best friend for some reason is this slutty cheerleader black girl
>there's gonna be some party or shit everyone is going to and her friend is saying how her hot guy crush will be there and she's gonna finally have sex
>protagonist laughs awkwardly and tells her friend to shut up
>some asshole character comes by and knocks shit out of the protagonists hands on accident
>asshole character laughs and keeps walking
>"what an asshole that guy is"
>he's the killers second victim
>the cute virgin protagonist is the only survivor in the end
>there's a twist ending that the killer is still alive that's revealed right before a pop punk song starts playing loudly and credits roll

>>79060395
>character tells his friend charlie to not tell the police about it
>he tells them anyway

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>Character falls through the roof
>''Nice of you to drop by''

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>>79060476
>>79060500
i often wonder if people model their behavior on what they see in media, and so it becomes "normal" when in that situation. it's a circular argument.

>>79062444
we know Joss

>>79060395
> character has a safe
> it's been empty all along

>>79062444
Name? Would watch

>>79062638
>character has a safe
>it was his daughter's brain all along

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>"it sure is quiet here..."
>"too quiet"

>>79063321
>spooky noise
>"did you hear that?"
>"hear what?"

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>>79063533
>-ssssh!
>There it is again!

>smug agent arrives at crime scene and starts making demands
>and who the fuck are you????
>flashes badge
>that's who the fuck I am

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>Horror movie
>It ends without a single character death.

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>>79064414
>Horror movie sequel
>They completely ruin the tone of the first movie by trying to justify the movie by one upping the original.

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>>79064576
>Crank sequel
>They completely ruin the tone of the first movie by trying to justify the movie by one upping the original.

>>79064414
>Horror movie
>"Let's split up in this place we barely know so we can cover more ground"

>>79064620
>implying Crank 2 wasnt a perfect sequel

>>79061154
>People never cough, sneeze, blow their noses, or show any other symptoms of being in less than perfect health unless its an important plot point
This reminds me of that scene in Spinal Tap where both Nigel and David had cold sores, with the (completely non-stated, this wasn't even acknowledged as exisitng by anyone in the scene) subtle implication that they banged teh same girl and got herpes from her. What a great movie.

dumb frogposters

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>>79064414
>>79064620
>Film sequel
>They completely ruin the tone of the first movie by trying to justify the movie by one upping the original.

>The movie's subtitle/tag-line seems to be self aware of this by being something like "HIGH VOLTAGE" or "HE'S BACK AND THIS TIME THE STAKES ARE HIGHER THAN EVER"

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>character shoots a handgun
>handgun slide doesn't kick back

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>>79064752
>Movie
>Movie II: Movie Harder

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>>79064764
>character thinks he's in the all clear
>suddenly, he hears a gun cock
>the main bad guy has sneaked up on him and has a pistol aimed at his head

>Character is in a car chase scene
>Shifts to a higher gear which instantly makes the car go faster

>OP collecting all the info to make an ultimate cliche movie

smhtbhfam

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>>79064799
>Movie
>MovIIe 2: Mov1e harder
>Movi3: the third
>MoIVe
>moVie: the final end
>moVIe: this time it's the End
>Movie 7: direct to dvd

>>79060395
>interrogating suspects
>they confess and give all the details

>>79062588
life imitates art

>>79064911
>implying it hasn't been done already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRn-h3tn7aE

>>79064764
>character threatens to throw you out of the plane
>he doesn't throw you out of the plane even though there's no reason not to throw you out of the plane

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>>79064948
also
>movie takes place in LA
>yellow filter throughout

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>>79064949
>he gets called out on it and ends up looking completely embarrassing.

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>>79062588
If you ever watch people through their security cameras you find out some pretty peculiar things that people do. None of which are in movies normally.

>>79062193
>MC has unprotected sex with a newly met woman
>no genital herpes
>no morning after pill
>no morally hard question of abortion

>>79064948
>nearly 4min trailer

No need to see the movie now.

>>79064576
>Horror movie sequel
>Its a origin story

>>79062193
>characters can go from slightly flirtatious to full sex in about 5 seconds
>dude doesn't have to get the girl wet, just goes right in

>characters always orgasm together
>girl orgasms from penetration alone
if anything it's the movies who fuck up our perception of sex, not porn
people expect movies to mirror real life

>>79064576
>one upping the original.

Nearly all sequels do that unless it is a direct continuation of the storyline back-to-back.

>>79060762
>/tv/ thread
>someone calls "fortunate son" "it aint me"

>>79065167
yeah and thats the gripe. The movie completely loses what made the first movie great in it's attempt to one up it. ergo the sequel should never have come to be or it should have been done in a better way.

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>Do you hear anything?
>No?
>Exactly.

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>Character faces large foe
>Pulls out a small gun
>Umbeknowst to him, a larger foe is right behind him.
>Large foe cowers and flees
>Protagonist believes it was because of him and acts all cocky until he SLOWLY turns around the face the larger foe
>Cuts and runs.

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>>79065224
>CAPTCHA
>select all squares with street singes
>all the squares have them

>>79065277
>CAPTCHA
>select all squares with street singes
>none of the squares have them

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>>79065323
>CAPTCHA
>Select all houses
>You begin selecting all street singes out of reflex before you realize your mistake

>the only alien member is the only one to get sick to subvert the fact that the alien is usually the only one not to get sick and it gets pointed out at least 2 or 3 times

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>>79065323
>>79065374
>select all street signs
>a tiny corner of a sign intrudes into another square and you're not sure if you're supposed to select it or not

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>>79065374
>CAPTCHA
>You have to solve more than one

>>79065452
>CAPTCHA
>"Select All The Signs"
>Click only two spaces because they're the only ones with actual fucking signs in them
>Get switched over to another CAPTCHA puzzle

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>NO CAPTCHA
>have to sift through dozens of chinese spam posts to actually see the content
>no fast links, have to ctrl+f post numbers
>pre-open youtube links and wait 5min for them to load

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>>79065566
>CAPTCHA
>Click images with store fronts...
>*images start disappearing*
>...until there are none left

>>79065584
>>79065682
>>79065566
>>79065452
I used to have a pass from like 2013. I stopped when I started getting crappy bans. What's the point if I'm out for 30 days for Global 1 and I dunno what the fuck I did. I didn't post shit or request shit or link shit.

So what's the point if you can't use it? As bans are stuck to your pass as well. But captchas are driving me nuts.

>guy has health problems
>has to take pills regularly
>in one scene he drops his pills
>struggles to get to the pills as he dies
>manages to get one
>takes it
>suddenly he isn't dying any more

Bitch do you not know how tablets work?

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>>79065743
>>79065682
>>79065584
>>79065566
>>79065452
>>79065448
>>79065374
>>79065323
>>79065277
>one of those new fandangled select around the street signs CAPTCHAs
>you mess it up and it makes an hourglass shape rather than a square

>>79060762
>drug movie
>incense peppermints starts playing

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>guy fires regular handgun
>it makes an explosion sound

>main character finds a clue to the old mytery, an old CD from a hacker long gone
>Error: unsupported format

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>>79065878
>guy fires a silenced handgun
>it makes almost no sound

>>79065970
But that's true. Iirc some baffled silencers can make it so all you hear is the action of the weapon itself is louder

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>woman throws her wet hair backwards from a body of water
>there is a local space-time distortion which stretches time around her immediate area in relation to the observer

>>79061280
>character has a bank account
>security question is dog's name and mom's birthday

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>character has a sister
>she doesn't fondle his testicles while masturbates

>>79066133
With subsonic ammunition, yes.

>>79065252
This one gets me every time

>>79064741
>horror movie
>group of people
>boy scares one of the girls
>*sometime later*

Continuation 1:
>boy screams for help from the others
>"yeah right. we're not falling for that"
>he's actually being killed

or

Continuation 2:
>sounds coming from somewhere
>"*name of boy who scared"*, stop it! it's not funny"
>it's not him making the sounds

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>>79065277
>>79065323
>>79065374
>>79065448
>>79065452
>>79065566
>>79065584
>>79065682
>>79065819
I have never connected to posts on 4chin this much before

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> what did you say your name was?
> I didn't

>>79064933
>M8vie
>Movi9
>|\/1ovie
>

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>>79065819
>solve 3 CAPTCHAs
>"Connection lost to the CAPTCHA service please try again :^)"
>checkbox greyed out

>>79066829
this happens way too often

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>>79065682
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS ONE EVEN A THING. IT NEVER FUCKING WORKS AND ITS A PAIN IN THE ASSHOLE TO SIFT THROUGH IT. THEN WHEN YOU HIT OK 95% OF THE TIME IT DOESNT REGISTER AND MAKES YOU TRY AGAIN. ITS INFINITELY BETTER TO JUST HIT REFRESH UNTIL YOU GET A NEW ONE.

>>79065566
Y'know, some of the CAPTCHAs require you to solve more than one. You can tell when the button says "next" instead of "verify."

>>79064948
>It ain't me starts playing
jfc this cant be real

>YOU JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?

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>you're a whore
>takes one to know one

>>79061154
>Bombs always have big, blinking, beeping timer displays. Evil geniuses who devise bombs to destroy things/people are always thoughtful enough to include a visible display (usually LED) of how much time remains before the bomb detonates, giving the hero accurate feedback on exactly how much time remains.
they also use different colored wires

>"What did you just say?"
>"You heard me"

>>79065566
>>79067039
>not using legacy captcha
Enjoy getting fucked over. Also, when you have to do two captchas the first one is for verification, you can check any boxes you like on the second one.

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anyone remember back when they added the new CAPTCHA? Everyone thought it would use meme magic to instantly verify you and it would be the 4chan pass killer. How wrong we were..

>>79065064
sauce pls

>>79068807
image captcha? somewhere around 2014

>>79067942
>but I'm partially deaf. are we just gonna stand here now?