I don't have enough time to marathon this Can someone give

>>79054663
-Gabagool
-It's a retirement community
-Tony dies in the end in a diner.

>>79054745
>no watch it chrissy

ambiguity, sociopathy, and mystery

also can be watched as the best drama or comedy

>>79054663
>quick rundown

>New Jersey politicians bow to Soprano
>In contact with Sicily
>Possess Average Joe-like abilities
>Control bada bing with an iron but fair fist
>Own strip clubs & sanitation services locally
>Direct descendants of the rulers of north jersey
>Will bankroll the first mafia slasher film in Hollywood (Slayprano will be be the first movie)
>Own 99% of garbage collection facilities in the greater jersey area
>First mulatto soprano babies will in all likelihood be AJ soprano babies
>Meadow Soprano said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed in her ex-boyfriend Noah (literally worst character in the show)
>recent jersey FBI agents tell of two cocksuckers who will descend from New York and will bring an era of unrest and unprecedented conflict that will degress Sopranos
>They own meat markets around the world
>You likely have Sopranos inner thoughts inside you right now
>The Sopranos are in regular communication with that cocksucker Phil Leotardo forwarding the word of Johnny Sac to the Lupertazzi crime family. Who do you think set up the meeting between the Johhny Sac & Little Carmin (First meeting between the two organisations in over 2 days)
>Learned fluent Art of War in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the Sopranos. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Chrisy's stock fraud plotline
>The sopranos are about 6 seasons old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, the show is timeless, existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know David Chases ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent plans.

>CARMELLA
>GABBEDI GOBBEDI GOO
>WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YE
>GIBBEDI GOB
>WHADDYA MEAN YER A CHRISTIAN
>CHRISTIAN YE BETTER HELP ME OUT
>GOBEDDI GAB
>CARMELLA

>OoH!
>Gabogool
>Watch it Crissy
>The audience gets killed at the end of the show

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>>79054663

Literally watch it

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AIDS?

>>79054663
I dont have a TV, anyone has the scripts?

>One character will be assassinated
>No, the assassination fails and the character survives
>A big mafia war gets started
>No, that's actually not happening
>Something will happen to actually advance the story line
>No, everything will go back to normal

You're not missing out on anything