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>go to cinema
>trying to watch Split
>order ticket from the melanin enriched ticket massah
>"that'll be $7.99 nigga, and would I be out of line in assuming your date is going dutch?"
>forget to mention I didn't bring a date
>"oh well in that case it'll be $15.99 and you'll have to sit in the singles section inside the bullet proof glass box, bitch"
>"now hand ovah dat single's license mufugga"
>forgot my single's license
>ticket massah calls security on me
>get charged with a felony
>forced to work off my debt in the butter bee farm and popcorn mines
>as I'm nearly done working off my debt I overhear a conversation from a couple who just watched Split
>they spoil the ending for me
>tfw no point in even watching it now
How was your last cinema experience?
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>>79052405
not only did you steal my picture, but you also stole my cinema idea. i'm contacting the authorities as we speak. they'll be in contaat shortly.
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>>79052436
I didn't see your name on it fucker
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>>79052457
my name is Patrick.
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>>79052533
Well the character's name in the OP is Patback so I don't see how that's relevant.
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>>79052555
Trips confirm OP did nothing wrong.
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>>79052436
>>79052457
>>79052533
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>>79052575
Jesus Christ, I laughed too hard at this.
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>>79052642
It was barely even smile worthy. How autistic are you?
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>>79052708
Leave him alone.
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>>79052405i bet you all googled "going dutch"
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>>79052708
need you even ask anon
need you even ask
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>>79052735
Don't try me
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>>79052758
Why would I have done that?
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>>79052769
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>>79052735
>>79052769
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>>79052825
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>going Dutch doesn't mean putting your finger in a dyke
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>>79052859
ayyyy
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