>character writes shopping list >milk and eggs are

ya why not you dumb frog?

>>79036551
how the hell are you supposed to do an omelette without them fucker?

>>79036869
>omelette with eggs

COMMIT SUICIDE

>>79036551
oh so now my pasta cant have eggs and milk in it what the fuck

I have to admit, it's one of the most tired cliches in Hollywood. That's why I'm surprised it's not in the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously, each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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>>79036551
>character sees frog face in catalog
>its a frogpost

as the arbiter of memes, i refuse to allow milk and eggs to become a meme

>>79036551
>character isn't vegan

You've got a point though, I get through far more bread than Milk and Eggs, that would probably always be at the top of my list.

>>79036551
I fucking hate ameritards I fucking swear, retarded sacks of lard

>>79036551
Literally every time I go to the grocery store milk and eggs are my first two items.

>they fell for the dairy jew

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>>79037007
>tfw a vegan doesn't tell someone they're a vegan for 10 mins

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>>79036551
>2016
>not owning hens

>>79036900
omelettes are made with eggs, you fool

>>79036551
>Character goes grocery shopping
>Groceries are in a paper bag with french bread sticking out.

>>79037511
LITERALLY THAT

FUCK YOU NEED MILK FOR, MILK IS GAY

COFFEE BLACK

EGGS ARE OK, GET THE ORGANIC ONES CUS THAT CANT HURT

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>"paper or plastic?"

>>79038120
*wink* Rubber

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>>79038067
>MILK IS GAY
delete this

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>>79037511
>>79038067
SS + GOMAD = big gains

cmon

>he doesn't eat the mother of all gains geese eggs

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>bagboy offers to take my stuff out to my car
>forget where I parked
>lead him around for 5 minutes while trying to make small talk

>character buys shit
>it's 90% processed garbage and a baguette sticking out the bag

I have been eating nothing but rice, red beans, chicken and miso soup for the last 6 years or so.

>>79037589
cute

>>79038158
I was terrified of the penguin as a small child

anyone else?

>>79038296
kek

>/tv/ a comedy board

>>79038392
Well it WAS creepy as fuck.

>>79038156
kek

>>79038432
thank god, now I feel like my child self is vindicated

>>79036900
Omelette
noun
1. eggs beaten until frothy, often combined with other ingredients, as herbs, chopped ham, cheese, or jelly, and cooked until set.

>>79036963
>Forgetting the image
>Lame entry
>SO RANDOM THREAD LMAO
Youre slipping on your game anon. And this is coming from a fan of yours