>i'm gonna fuck my whole life up out of ego why can't

post her butt

>>79022966
>'A stacy rejects a chad while they both pretend to be robots' the movie

Fix'd

POST HER BUTT

>>79022966
This film was fucking great. It's absolutely savage beatdown of a delusional, edgy teenager.

her jewsy jew aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssss

>>79022966
>watching teen nostalgia films

Can't fucking do it. Hurts too much.

>>79025435
>yfw you were young only once.
>yfw you were (and still are) autistic, shut-in retard without any human contact.
i really fucked up my life lelo

I love movies about Stacys that don't get their desired Chads when a hundred other Chads are on her ass 24/7. Such a strong fight for the displaced!

I still see no pics of her ass

YELLOWed

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dat ass

>>79025548
>>79025416
>>79025385
>>79025340

MONITORING FOR ASS SHOT

>>79022966
this film is so cooked

really changed how i thought about women

I need her ass on my goy face

>>79025597
What ass retard

?

>>79025340
>>79025385
>>79025416
>>79025548
>>79025597
ok. now im interested in this thread.

now i wait

>>79025662
stfu

men are talking

>>79025680
Post proof of dat ass or else, bitch

>>79025713
no u

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>this is a 10/10 in israel

>>79022966
Link to stream?

Alright I'm downloading this kino just for the ass shots, thanks for nothing you stingy faggots

GODDAMMIT SOMEONE POST HER ASS

>>79025790
how have you not seen those pics?

>>79025781
post screenshots

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that fine hair on her ass

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hailee thread bitches

>>79025343
>stacy
>has 1 friend, virginity intact, only discernible romantic interest comes from a dork, eats lunch with her balding english teacher

your view of the world is quite warped lad

>>79025894

Its clear from context hes talking about the actors, and the 'pretending' is the movie.

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>>79025741
she looks like this guy

>>79025976

no

>>79025449
likewise senpai

whoreslutbitch

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>still no hailey steinfeld ass posted

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For research purposes

>>79026391
i want to bite it

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>>79026391
And from the other side

>>79026391
MUH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIK

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>>79026415
WTF
DROPPED

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>>79025987
he did nothing wrong

>>79026391
>>79026415
nice

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>>79022966
Cuz they are irrational...

>>79026471
dried jizz

or sand

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Triptych

>>79026549
I WANT TO EAT HER OUT SO BAD

>>79022966
Women are physical rather than intellectual creatures, so rather than telling a woman you love her you should move your hand directly to her crotch.

>>79026690
>physical
i think you mean emotional. men are ohysical

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>>79026549

>>79025874
Is that a mustache?

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>>79026941
you tell me

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>not posting her best ass pic

Amateurs

I just watched the movie.
Fucking garbage

>>79025894
>implying that would happen to a girl like hailey steinfield

>>79022966
>He [Woody Harrelson's teacher character] hands her his phone number in case she ever needs to reach out to him.
Suspension of disbelief shattered. That's a one-way ticket to prison.

>>79027671
>That's a one-way ticket to prison.
only in kukmerica

>>79027559
wood berry

>>79027591

why is it garbage?

>>79027671

i had two of my high school teachers' numbers and actually met with my favorite one for coffee a few times after high school. teachers like building connections with their students, man, and woody could obviously tell nadine was miserable

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>>79027658

it happens

>>79027702
Which is where the film takes place. You never put yourself in situations where it's just you and a single female student alone. Hell, ideally you never put yourself in situations where it's just you and a single student of any gender.

>>79027747
I bet you got molested and you liked it.

>>79027671
>giving a student your phone number = going to prison
>people actually believe this

jesus christ, I'm a coach at a high school and would say I've given anywhere from 10-20+ of the kids have my phone number. what sort of terrible implication would that have in your mind

>>79027770

i'm sorry your daddy scarred you for life, but contrary to what you may believe, not every adult is out to diddle your fiddle

>>79027796
fuck, i'm mad, i mean i've given anywhere from 10-20+ of the kids my phone number, obviously

>>79027798
sometimes you get lucky tho

>>79027876

that's one way to see it, anon

it's not your fault

>>79027747
I used to have all of my teachers' numbers, in case the class wanted to reschedule a test, due to there being too many in one week. And we'd regularly see them in the bar on Fridays.

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why werent there any cute loner girls at my high school?

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>>79028254
>tfw the cute loner girl liked me, stared at me in class, walked the same route home as me after school, etc.
>too self-conscious to ask her out

>>79028254
There were, you're just autistic

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>>79028367

>you're just autistic

maybe

>There were

no there weren't

>>79028332

no she didn't

>>79028405

you likely have the absurdly selective taste seen in permavirgins. it's a defense mechanism to ward off the misery that would accompany the self-awareness of being a reject. every single school has cute loners

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>>79028405
>all those fucking warts

>>79022966
i just watched the 4min trailer, which basically is the whole movie, and its a cringefest

the suicide note joke is decent

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>>79028535

>>79028535

what?

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>>79028535
srsly?

>>79028535
thats water you moron

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>>79028535

>>79028580
>>79028593
>>79028608
>>79028619
>>79028632
get memed

>>79028668

xD

>>79028535
KEK, I hope you're joking

>>79028535
0/10 try harder

>>79027658
>>79027749
I'd buy it. Without a stylist/ make up/ her charisma, she could be tall enough to pass for an ungainly, lanky teenager. Take away perfect skin and her natural grace and charm and she's a 19 year old virgin.
Looks won't carry you if you're fuck-awkward. Just seems that way when the good-looking person is effortlessly personable

>>79026623
>>79025416
>>79025650
>>79026409
I want to put my tonguetongue up Haiz's bumbum

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>>79031335

>>79031429
>Ass
>Latex/ leather
>Jews

This webm hits all my fetishes, spectacular find

>>79022966
I refuse to die without knowing what her sweat tastes like

>>79031429
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT

>>79026391
i got an erection

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>>79026391
very nice

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>>79032369

dont do that

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>>79026359
What the fuck was his damage man?

>>79033205
DUDE MODERN ART

>>79033132
I wanna rub my knob all over her armpits

>>79027747
This is true, actually. I'm a rather tall, muscular guy and i've been told by women that i'm gorgeous. I've loked the same since HS, but back then I ate lunch alone, had no friends, sat on the floor on my bus ride home because no one qould let me sit with them, and I was a virgin until I was 30.

Looks only do so much. If you're too awkward or weird to know what to do with them, then you're fucked. And actually, In my case all the other dorks and weirdos thought I was a chad because of my looks, so I didn't even get to be in he loser group. Just that freak who no one liked.

But hey, I had the free time to see hundreds of movies and play thousands of vidya, mot to mention the comic collection. So there's that.
And with no friends and such, I had the money to buy literally everything I ever wanted.

Wow, my old life sucked...

what do her jew farts smell like?

>>79033849
jewheaven

>>79034132
what do jews eat?

>>79034178
unbaptized babies

>>79034178
Islamic meat

>>79034198
ok

>>79034178
foreskins

>>79034178
Foreskins, money, and lazily recycled stereotypes. Whilst us good goys eat their sweet sweaty assholes

>>79027984
That's different cause you were old enough to go to bars we're talking high school you fucking idiotic sack of shit

>>79027762
What a faggot. My favorite teacher was my 2nd grade one and he was gay. My mother and several parents were uncomfortable with the guy, yet he was well-liked. Not to mention he probably got mad he-pussy, why would he go after kids? Anyways there were several times I was alone with him and my bumhole remained intact.

I also spent a couple weekends being watched by my dead brother's teacher, along with my othet brother. Teachers who diddle keep their private lives hidden as much as possible and don't want to leave a paper trail that can bite them in the ass. If you have nothing to hide you keep everything open.

>>79034572
We were 16. That's fine for beer here.

>>79022966
Sniffy sniffy sweet sweaty feeties

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This was my favorite comedy of 2016 aside from the nice guys and zootopia DESU SENPAI

>mfw squad of friends turned down this movie because it was a "chick flick"
>mfw they saw the straight vaginacore la la land instead

Downloaded the movie a few hours ago, she's such an angsty cunt and awkward too that I can't stand watching it. Does she at least become a decent person by the end?

>>79033580
How did you escape your old life anon? Show us the way

>>79025449
The good news is when we hit 60+ the tech will probably exist where they can just put us inside The Matrix and we can program it to allow us to live inside a perfect high school and college world until we finally die in peace.

I liked this movie because that car scene when she was getting hot with the guy, reminded me of a similar situation that happened to me where girl confessed to me and got mad when the only thing I wanted from her was fucking her.
Seriously, why do women think that by saying they like us we will be immediately interesting in them beyond sex?

ass

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>>79039447

ass?

>>79039508
ass

imagine her fat turds

is she a hapa

>>79022966

/tv/ actress appreciation bunny chat

rn its kiki on /r/nepv9r

>>79041162
I do not understand this post at all

>>79033106
Lost hard

>>79041239

rabbit

>>79041313
...

This thread has really made me think

>>79041352

guess its just not meant to be, anon, we just started what will probably be a long jj session now btw

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>>79026391
>>79026415
>>79026549
LOL Not posting best grill out of the movie.
fix.

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>>79025340

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>>79041549

imagine hailee control you with her pusy

>>79037027
she does not. she spirals out of controll, does more stupid shit and the end is basically her getting cucked into submission. this movie is s painfull cringe fest