>its a truman wishes he had money and lived in burgerland

>>79021633
I actually got around to watching this movie and it is fucking depressing.

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Have you thought about my cock today?

>>79021633
>it's a truman spends 90 minutes sitting on the floor of his shower trying to suck the helmet of his dick episode

>>79021910
>Helmet of his dick

Who the fuck calls it that?

>>79021930
truman

>>79021930
Probably in Europe they say that.

>>79021910
>helmet of his dick

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>>79021909
I haven't stopped thinking about his dick since the first time I saw this shot. Too bad it's diseased now

>>79021961
>glavič

nope, not in my europe

>>79021633
Where did Truman think he lived?

>>79022359
in the land of tea and biscuits

>>79021633
>It's a Truman dreams about his former friend who he screwed over then wakes up and checks the locks

It happened again last night.

>>79021633
>It's a Truman jacks off at work but forgets to lock the supply room door and a coworker walks in on him episode

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>It's a Truman yearns for the way things used to be episode

>>79023805
>it's a Truman realizes it's been over 5 years since the last time he was even moderately happy with his life episode

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>It's a Truman tries to relax by thinking how he could always kill himself if things ever get too bad but deep inside he knows he'll never have the balls to actually do it episode

>It's a Truman looks at her instagram page before he goes to sleep debating whether or not he should jack it, starts to jack it, and then feels guilty because she's the only girl he actually really wants to be with so he just stares longingly episode