GET IN HERE, FAGGOTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZPCp8SPfOM
>it's an "alex jones gets caught provably lying about buzz aldrin saying aliens are real on his podcast so he quickly starts talking about smurfs and trying to play the whole thing off as a joke" episode
>>79009500
S T A Y
W O K E
O
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E
i love this stargate shit
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2009/sep/24/water-moon-space-exploration-india
Edgy Brah is a pleb filter
SHUT THE FUCK UP EDDIE
Eddie shut your GODDAMNED mouth
>>79009567
They literally pulled up the video of Buzz Aldrin talking about it
>>79009567
wtf are you talking about, they showed the clip of aldrin saying it
Eddie's fucking ruining the comfort of this show.
NTH FOR OBELISKS ON THE MOON
WE
Comfiest /tv/ media event in years
Not even joking, get in here folks
this is beautiful, i love you all
I GOT A TATTOO
>>79009500
Was the moon landing faked?
>following an Instagram account give me more authority on this subject
Eddie is ruining the mood
SHUT THE FUCK UP EDDIE
>tfw Alex literally has the ear of the President of the United States
What timeline are we in
alex is off his tits
CHEMSTRAILS
Eddie Bravo...... fuck that guy
i can't stop laughing. alex is wasted
>>79009619
this
WHY DON'T THESE NIGGAS LET ALEX TALK?
>is trump going to do anything about the stratosphere aerosol injections?
STRATOSPHERIC AEROSOL INJECTIONS
>>79009615
We ever had this much interest for a live
interview before?
INFOfags completely and irreparably BTFO!
what's his woke level atm?
ALEX IS FUCKING HAMMERED
>>79009607
>>79009609
They brought up a video of him on a different network (C-SPAN) saying totally different stuff
JAMIE PULL THAT UP
Whether Alex is bullshitting or not, I know for a fact there's alien/advanced shit flying around, I've seen it.
People are being lied to.
>headphones constantly falling off of Alex's head
I can't fucking take this shit
I'm gonna die
>Chemtrails
oh boy here we go, someone get the tinfoil
>>79009655
cant let the goyim wake up
WEATHER WARS
WHO HERE SIGNING UP TO FIGHT IN THE WEATHER WARS?
THE WHISKEY AND MARIJUANA WAS A MISTAKE
WEATHER WARS
>>79009615
>alex jones smoking weed live on air
these are amazing times
>>79009695
SHUT IT DOWN!
>HAARP
>>79009691
It's hilarious
He looks like my drunk Irish uncle
Alex just cycling through all his old bits
lmao @ alex hating being cut off and starts yelling over people I KNOW THE SECRETS
>>79009686
He was talking about a structure on phobos, how is that totally different?
>>79009690
Ive seen it too but most of the ufos ive seen were manmade
Why does Eddie have to be such a buzzkill?
sometimes he makes incredible sense and then just goes on to say crazy apeshit things like this
Joe should've invited coco instead of eddie
>>79009735
I remember my dad calling me out into the garden to show me an ayy lmao flying through the nights sky, too fast for a plane and too slow for a shooting star, and it turned out to be the ISS orbiting over, was exciting though
>>79009758
you just aint woke enough
>>79009758
the nsa is running your post through a supercomputer right now
>>79009758
That's his entire appeal
YOU'RE SO LOCKED ON IN THIS
>>79009709
I'm too weathered from the First Great Meme War
It's bouncing off the AURORA BOREALIS!
>>79009799
good on joe for calling him out
They need to pull that faggot Eddie away and tell him to STFU
>>79009774
eddie is obsessed with the Trump connection
Joe just wants Alex to go full TRUTH-DROPPING mode
>weather weapons
jesus christ I'm dying
They just need to let him rant, please shut up Eddie.
BILL GATES OWNS THE WEATHER MACHINES
STRATOSPHERIC AEROSOL INJECTIONS
BILL GATES OWNS THE WEATHER MACHINES
>>79009828
BILL GATES OWNS THE WEATHER MACHINES
BILL GATES OWNS THE WEATHER MACHINES
BILL GATES IS GOING TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM BAD WEATHER
>>79009828
He did an episode of that tv show he made about thse things and it was hilarious
>weaponised hurricanes
>bought by Bill Gates
>google it
>BILL GATES OWNS THE WEATHER CONTROL DEVICE
STEER A HURRICANE
>>79009866
>>79009867
>>79009870
>>79009873
>>79009874
http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/science/08/28/hurricanes.gates.gray/
This is fucking insane
i just saw that bill gates story the other day
BILL GATES OWNS THE WEATHER MACHINES
THE WEATHER WARS ARE OVER BEFORE THEY EVEN STARTED
RUSSIA AND CHINA
BTFO
T
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WEATHER WEAPONS
DOPPLER RADAR WEATHER WEAPONS
Jesus Christ
WEATHER CONTROL DEVICE FROM RED ALERT 2 IS REAL
reminder it really is possible by manipulate the weather by spraying different materials around in the air, a way to reverse global warming is simply get boats to spray water up into the sky
WE
WUZ
WEATHER KANGZ
CHEMTRAILS
PULL IT UP JAMIE
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I'm not woke enough for this fellas.
>>79009866
>>79009867
>>79009870
>>79009873
is this confirmed?
HOLY FUCK
IT'S GOING TO BE TRUE, ISN'T IT?
oh FUCK I missed the first two hours
>>79009735
How can you tell they were man-made?
I've seen one that used some kind of cloaking tech, and I figured that that was probably military, because an alien one would likely be so fast it wouldn't need it.
Requesting youtube clip of O&A talking about big black cocks.
Jeez Alex is so fucking drunk/high
>Johnald Brennan in front of the CFR
>Eddie starts talking
>Joe lets out a big sigh
Me too, Joe.
>>79009899
>http://www.cnn.com
>Do you want to hear THE BIG SECRET?
>umm well lets hear about the weather instead?
>...
Alex BTFO Edgy Brah
>>79009919
Have you at least swallowed the Bogpill?
bryan callen on suicide watch
why is that faggot barefoot?
>>79009894
I've been thinking of crazy Red Alert technology since this started.
Christ, even Alex knows Eddie is ruining the fucking buzz and keeps derailing him.
>>79009894
C&C RED ALERT CONFIRMED 100% REAL
I'm fucking dying, is this the best podcast ever?
i unironically hope eddies entire family die infront of him
>>79009934
He's gotta be on some sort of upper, not downer.
>>79009959
I think I'm gonna need some kinda quick rundown
Is it me, or is Alex actually BTFOing Joe?
global warming is real?!?!?!?!?!? WTF?!?!??!
>you see that chinese guy get jacked by a tiger?
GLOBAL WARMING ISNT REAL
It was a mistake bringing Eddie on. Autistic fuckhead.
Imagine how chill this would be without Eddie agitating Alex.
ALEX IS FUCKING NUKING THIS
>what does the CIA have to do with global warming
>>79009994
Rogan's a cia plant too
>>79009938
didn't Joe get incredibly pissed at him on the last fight companion? I only caught the last few minutes but joe was really impatient and seemed to cut it short
>>79009957
He's trying to drop the Bogpill.
Eddie is a Soros agent.
>you can go online, the department of energy are putting aluminium dioxide and radio isotopes in the atmosphere
>you can go and see chinese people getting jacked by tigers
>squints eyes
>gives personal anecdote
This is MADNESS!
>>79009899
>http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/science/08/28/hurricanes.gates.gray/
the article is about how Bill Gates was part of an effort to STOP hurricanes, and scientists don't think it will work.
if they don't let Alex get back to that >breakaway civilization comment i'm going to reeeeeeee
>>79010006
good, I want to hear Alex getting amped up for 3 hours straight
>>79009995
top kek, this shit is fucking gold
jamie, play that one video...
>>79009999
quads confirm
BRENNAN IS A KNOWN WAHHABIAST
>>79010016
Literally no one has explained this meme to me.
???
Ban Eddie. He's just being annoying.
Holy fuck this Eddie Bravo guy is a real Ed McMahon
>>79009972
>THE GERMANS ARE BUILDING TANKS THAT CAN DISGUISE THEMSELVES AS TREES
>THE RUSSIANS ARE MIND CONTROLLING GIANT SQUID
>THE RUSSIANS HAVE A PSI OPS COMMANDO UNIT
>THE UNITED STATES ARE TRAINING DOLPHINS AND CREATING A WEATHER CONTROL MACHINE
Most RA tech totally sounds like something Alex would talk about.
This is now a BLACKED THREAD!
BRENNAN IS A WAHABBIST
GEORGE SOROS CALLED OUT
NAMED THE JEW
>>79010026
I've heard him explain it before if you want me to tell you.
>>79009931
One had a beacon at the bottom. It was a triangle disk and the others were flying too slow and none of them made ANY sound. Nothing ive seen that has been declassified yet but ive spoken to people that worked on secret aerospace tech...
How long until Alex Jones stands up due to overexcitement. What's the over/under?
>it's an Alex Jones slowly gets more amped and egged on with the help of whiskey until he snaps episode
>>79009995
>>79010017
I laughed so goddamn hard
>>79010043
DOC WE NEED 400 MGS OF BOGPILL STAT
LGTTS
>Eddie "Bravo"
>>79010042
>>79010052
I thought he said lobbyist
Is anyone else getting information overload? I am going to have to listen to this again.
Alex is in top form dropping knowledge people getting woke
Did they have Alex on for podcast #911 on purpose?
>>79009999
checked
>>79010093
the goyim are waking up!
>>79010085
No he said Wahabbist, I've seen the theory on /pol/ too
>>79010049
>HAVE YOU SEEN THE GRAND CANNON THAT FRANCE ARE BUILDING, JOE?
>I HAVE THE DOCUMENTS!
I'm fucking dying guys. best shit ever
>>79010093
Bush did 911
I miss when we were talking about psychic vampires.
>>79010093
Yes
Joe sent out a tweet promoting it with the hashtag building 7 or some shit
>>79009999
wew
>>79010091
Alex is shoving redpills in my mouth and I can't swallow them all
How the fuck would Alex remember that?
THEY'RE BULLYING ALEX'S AUTISM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HOLY FUCK HOW DID HE KNOW THAT SHIT. ALEX JONES IS THE ELDER GOD OF CONSPIRACY THEORISTS
FAST BRAIN
FAST THOUGHT
DEUUUUUUW
>Alex speaking so fast it's beyond human comperehention
>>79010128
when you're woke you stay woke
God DAMN dat article drop
Goddamn that memorization
>>79010128
he just does
>>79010128
army training
>>79010062
Any juicy details on said tech?
Holy shit this is funny.
>>79010128
he used to have photographic memory. it's selective I guess
>>79010144
the bogs have taken over his brain
ALIENS
>>79010128
autism
Alex eased into it at first, now he's going deep. If the beginning was for the uninitiated, this is for his fans
SECRET SCIENTIST SOCIETY GOING HAM KILLING EVERYONE
>Not letting Alex Jones just go all out ranting his head off
>Fucking Eddie "I don't believe anything" Bravo cutting everything
top men, joe. Top. Men.
has any podcast ever been so fucking woke?
>>79010085
>A few weeks before the Senate voted to confirm Brennan as CIA director, former FBI agent John Guandolo revealed that Brennan had, indeed, converted to Wahhabist Islam while he was CIA station chief in Riyadh. Guandalo quoted Brennan as having said that he “marveled at the majesty of the Hajj.” The Hajj is the Muslim pilgrimage to Mecca and is reserved only for devout Muslims. Guandalo was quoted as telling a radio interviewer, “Mr. Brennan did convert to Islam when he served in an official capacity on the behalf of the United States in Saudi Arabia.”
Also
>The recent revelation by retired Lieutenant General Michael Flynn, the former head of the Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA), that the Obama administration, including Brennan at the CIA, ignored the threat of ISIS, provides yet further proof that a Saudi and Wahhabist “Manchurian Candidate
>Flynn said that the White House and supporters of the Syrian rebellion against Syrian President Bashar al-Assad ignored the DIA’s SECRET report from August 2012 on the rise of the Islamist caliphate in Syria and Iraq and did nothing to stop it.
Note that Flynn became a very early supporter of Trump and is now his NSA
All of this is going to be actually true, isn't it?
is that one of the pedo symbols on alex's shirt?
>>79010062
Well the one I saw landed for a short period of time and some tall skinny creatures came out, way too tall to be human. Maybe the military is working with the ETs?
FAKE MOON SIGNALS
FLAT EARTH
C O N F I R M E D
THE MOON LANDING WAS A SECRET CIA OPERATION
>Alex Jones talking about climategate
God fucking damnit I'm so tired of this bullshit. People like Jones stay insulated in their little bubble, all he probably remembers are the initial stories in 2009 that broke, not the investigations that completely exonerated the guys in the emails.
Mann actually gives a really good explanation of what "hide the decline" and "trick" meant in the one email which was basically the only controversial out of thousands that all the skeptics focused on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3riDY_a9vVc
Damn I'm so glad I tuned into this
NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS GOING TO TELL ME EVERYTHING AND THEN HE DIED
>>79010206
those were ethiopian immigrants being flown in by angela merkel
If this "they" kill anyone who tries to out them brooo stuff is real, then why haven't they just killed Alex?
Checkmate, conspiratards.
STANLEY KUBRICK
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>>79010239
He called my dad asking to come on my show.
>>79009500
>all of the sudden joe doesnt believe the moon landings happened
>>79010181
How does anyone take Jones seriously when he's a literal snake oil salesman?
>>79010223
I read the emails there intentions are obvious. Funny people still doing damage control years later.
>>79010204
Quicksilver
>>79010239
Niggas heart blew up baka
FUCK THE UKRAINE
>>79010239
He was talking about Raymond Teague
MY DAD TOLD ME...
WHEN MY DAD WAS YOUNG...
>>79010196
Stop spamming that nigger word in all these threads. Fucking Christ.
>>79010223
wtf I hate climate change now
>>79010247
that would just prove him right duh
>>79010178
Thats a good look. He should build a beard.
>>79010258
fuck off mark cuban you faggot
>they had a nuclear plant under austin texas
holy shit
>secret nuclear reactor in dallas texas
>secret organ harvesting too
W E W
>>79010247
they let him live cause no one would believe him duh
MY DAD SAYS SO
HAHAHAH
KILLING PEOPLE FOR ORGANS
NUCLEAR REACTOR UNDER AUSTIN
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are there really nuclear reactors under austin?
HOSPITALS STEAL ORGANS
DONT SIGN A ORGAN DONOR CARD OR THEY'LL KILL YOU FOR ORGANS
>they kill for the organs
Sounds familiar.
>>79010281
>being too slept to be woke
>They kill people? That should be illegal
BRAVO EDDIE
>>79010288
>>79010294
pretty sure it's true, there was a movie based on it
jones and his brother used to drive around the country killing demons
Organ donor fags BTFO
>have you seen that nurse killing that guy
>jamie pull it up
>>79010305
yes
>smart killers kill people in hospitals
>>79009500
>his dad gave him autism
it all makes sense now
"I GOT DOCUMENTS STARTS PLAYING*
well my daddy tole me
>do I have to wear these headphones
>MFW ORGAN DONOR
DAD HELP
>>79010312
Ahhh fuck, wrong pic, still related tho.
>>79010309
That's true though. Call me paranoid but I bet if they had to take my heart to save a Senator they'd do it.
holy shit this is unreal
>THIS IS REALLY BIG
>dodging the aliens question
AYY LMAOS NOW
A L I E N S
>>79010335
Alex Jones is so fucking sultry ahahaa
IS ABBOUT TO HAPPEN
HIGH-FLYING ASSETS
>>79010259
You're wrong, hate to say it. The best you retards could find was "hide the decline," which in the context of the email and the data itself is reasonable. Stay mad.
https://skepticalscience.com/Mikes-Nature-trick-hide-the-decline-advanced.htm
trump went on a secret trip today
im convinced he went to area 51
>i missed this
FUCK, JR never has interesting people on
>>79010312
T H E D O C S
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The zeitgeist is shifting lads. The demonic oligarchy is being overthrown. Trump is the savior of our civilization.
Born just in time to witness these catalyzing times first hand.
>>79010392
Bill Burr was on yesterday
LOCK THE DOOR SO EDDIE DONT COME BACK
Does anyone still think it's weird how Joe Rogan never needs to piss even when he's got 10 ounces of whiskey flowing through him?
>WHAT DOES TRUMP KNOW ABOUT ALIENS?
>you're not of this world bro
ALIENS IN THIS ROOM
L
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EDDIE IS A ROBOT
AND JOE IS AN ALIEN
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
ITS HAPPENING
BIG ENCHILADA
ARE YOU READY?!?!?!?!?!
WE
WE WUZ ALIENS
>no joe, you are the aliens
>and then joe was an alien
>>79010405
WE DID IT, 4CHINS
>>79009500
JOE ROGAN CONFIRMED AN ALIEN
WE'RE THE ALIENS
SHUT IT DOWN
>WE'RE THE ALIENS
>>79010318
OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN GOY
>YOU'RE THE ALIEN, JOE
Redpill for you all - 'bigfoot' is a chimera, designed for guarding DUMBs and collecting specimens (people).
JOE ROGAN TAKING /TV/ CUNNYBROS TO TOWN
#PIZZAGATE
>>79010413
don't bully edgy
>>79010416
He has a piss jug under his desk
WE
WUZ
AYY
LMAOS
N
SHIIEET
>No Eddie
>Quality improves
WUZ
THEYRE TALKING ABOUT YOU, CUNNY POSTERS
/tv/ pedos BTFO
Alex and Joe blowing cunnyfags the FUCK OUT
THE SUBWAY GUUUUUYYYY
>all this pedophobia
ugh I cant even right now
VAMPIRE CONSPIRACY?!?!
>>79010385
>it's reasonable
says the people who feel a lie justifies the end goal because they legitimately believe the end is near
So if Alex jones is right why is he still alive?
>pedophile conspiracy
>vampire conspiracy
THE VAMPIRES AND PEDOPHILES ARE WORKING TOGETHER
SUBWAY GUY CONFIRMED ALIEN PEDOPHILE ORGANISED BY THE ELITE.
INTERDENOMINATIONAL
PEDOPHILE
VAMPIRE
ARMIES
PEDOPHILE VAMPIRE WAR
/tv/ BTFO
>VAMPIRES AMONG US
here we go lads
MCKENNA WAS RIGHT
>>79010512
extradimensional vampires
IT'S A VAMPIRE CONSPIRACY
IM AFRAID
INTERDIMONSIONAL VAMPIRES
ELITES BTFO IN 3.......2.......1.......
Why does it take everybody on this podcast so long to piss?
ANNO WAS RIGHT
LCL OCEAN SOON
HOLY FUCK I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW
THANK YOU ALEX
I can't even put what he just said into words
1 2
2
VAMPIRE CONSPIRACY
SEMEN AND BLOOD
who else here /enlightened/
cunnybro here. everything he's saying is true.
FALSE HOLOGRAMS
GRAVITY BLEEDS
WE ARE DREAMS
What in the fuck homie
holy shit someone give me Joe's reaction face to Alex saying gravity is bleeding in
lmao
I AM SO FUCKING WOKE
IT HURTS
SUBTRANSMISSION ZONE
ITS ALL COMING OUT
LMAO JOE'S FACE
jesus christ this guy is off his mind
>>79010548
thank god I hope Eddie doesn't come back
THE LOWER ASTRAL PLANE
better than anything on television
Anyone understand what the fuck he is talking about?
This isn't redpill anymore, this is some blackpill shit
>that's what they call dark matter
who /woke/ here
I'M IN THE 5TH DIMENSION
>that's dark matter
This is next level woke, multiverse and other universes bleeding in through dark matter
THE GODHEAD IS REAL
THE ELDER SCROLLS WERE RIGHT
IM.... IM A THOUGHT?
SIMULATION THEORY
MULTIPLE DIMENSIONS
MCKENNA'S CONCIOUSNESS THEORY
VAMPIRE CONSPIRACY
INTERDIMENSIONAL TRANSHUMANISM
>>79009500
WHY DOES THIS MAKE SENSE
TOO MUCH TO MUCH OH FUCK
Holy shit I was not ready for this
I CAN'T HANDLE THIS SHIT BROS
Alex Jones is going in SO FUCKIN HARD RIGHT NOW HOLY SHIT IT'S LEGENDARY
WHO WOKE AF HERE
TRANSHUMANISTS, BOB PAGE HAS BEEN OUTED
HOW WILL MAJESTIC 12 EVER RECOVER?!
RED PILLS DROPPING HARD
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
need a new thread
IM FUCKING DYING RIGHT NOW
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?
AM I GETTING WOKE?
No way this guy is legit. He's the greatest troll of all time.
I'm fucking crying right now.
>>79010598
I've read Grant Morrison, I'm following it
What the fuck
Jones' red pill is a vicodin
>WHEN THE RED PILL HITS
>Joe Rogan saying "oh shit!" as Alex goes super saiyan
ARRIVAL WAS A DOCUMENTARY
JUST
CONGRATULATIONS ALEX
>>79010623
j a c k e d
A I
THIS IS A TRUE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE
Post yfw listening to this
>>79010644
but you were never alive anon
STOP THIS MADMAN
How the hell did this goddess end up at InfoWars?
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
Alex pls s-stop
>>79010615
ALEX JONES HAS ACHIEVED CHIM
>>79010300
>>79010305
https://nuclear.engr.utexas.edu/index.php/netl/triga-reactor
WORD SALAD
Alex Jones is a goddamn national treasure
PEDOPHILES AND PSYCHIC VAMPIRES
To be honest I could completely believe the elites believe this
What the fuck is even happening
ALEX JONES FIGHTING HUMAN INSTRUMENTALITY
THE FALLEN ONE!!!!
THIS IS REDPILL ART
THIS IS BEETHOVEN
WITNESS IT
>yfw the pedophiles have technology from offworld
>the day you witnessed The Red Pill
>>79010508
>says the people who feel a lie justifies the end goal because they legitimately believe the end is near
If you actually bothered to watch the explanation from Mann, or read the Skepticalscience article, you would understand why "hide the decline" is not referring to hiding anything.
The data in question is tree ring data. Tree ring data is used as a proxy for temperature records in paleoclimatology, the tree ring record correlates well with the temperature record until it diverges in the 1960s. Tree rings are thus considered not reliable as a measurement of temperature records past 1960.
The "decline" refers to growth in tree rings in high latitude areas after 1960, it has nothing to do with the actual, observed temperature trends. Educate yourself. Maybe, not get your news from infowars or Brietbart and instead read the scientific literature (not that a brainlet like you is capable of doing that).
HES EXPLAINING KEK
I CAN'T BREATHE
ASDJKHASKASHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
HOW'D THE PEDOPHILES GET THE AI??
>>79010686
they do
How did we go from chemtrails to Dormammu
>>79010693
that "whaaaaat" in response was incredible
>that ending payoff with psychic devil and pedophiles
THIS FUCKING GUY LMAO
This is legitimately the craziest shit I've ever heard.
PSYCHIC
VAMPIRES
INTERDIMENSIONAL
PEDOPHILES
>>79010598
he's talking nonsense
>From... I know.
>where are you getting this from
>that's what it is
>Thats what it is
KEK
JESUS CHRIST
PSYCHIC VAMPIRES IN CONTROL OF THE AI SYSTEM
>THE FALLEN ONE
GAMMAPILL SHIT RIGHT HERE
THE PSYCHIC VAMPIRES GAVE THE AI CONTROL TO THE PEDOPHILES
Portrait of a town drunk named Alex Jones. This is a man who's begun his dying early - a long, agonizing route through a maze of bottles. Alex Jones, who would probably give an arm or a leg or a part of his soul to have another chance, to be able to rise up and shake the dirt from his body and the bad dreams that infest his consciousness. In the parlance of the times, this is a peddler, a rather fanciful-looking little man in a black frock coat. And this is the third principal character of our story. Its function: perhaps to give Mr. Alex Jones his second chance.
Is this what overdosing on redpills feels like
HOLY FUCK
IT CREATES ITSELF TO KILL ITSELF
I K N O W
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This is the greatest thing I've listened to in some fucking time.
>Joe asks for citations
>Alex keeps deflecting
typical
>how do you know this?
>studying it, researching it, watching the anime
>when the redpill hits
>>79010705
>don't trust your biased articles trust my biased articles
new thread when??
LIKE IN THE MOVIES
MOVIES
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IT'S LITERALLY THE PLOT TO DEUS EX HAHJAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH
>Satan? that's what the stupid priests tell you who are totally controlled by the elites
CHRISTFAGS
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
red pill as fuck
Holy fuck. Alex Jones is a national treasure
So he learned this from watching Prometheus.
Really makes you think.
>>79010741
this is the black pill
>>79010751
Alex said that he didn't have any proof this is just what he believes
best /tv/ thread in years
screencap this shit for the future
it will all be true
>>79010598
Pretty much
It's just the singularity meta conscious+some religious voodoo about dimensions
Kudos on Joe for keeping a straight face
Alex is digging his own grave deeper and deeper. Right now it's 600 feet fucking deep.
WTFFFFFFFFFF
Too much. It's too much...
Holy fuck that minute and a half
GO GO GO
>>79010756
>>79010756
>>79010756
Alex always does this. He talks about a lot of real shit then he goes head first off the deep end.
>this entire monologue
>red pill overdose
ABORT ABORT
jesus dude shut up and enjoy the ride
>>79010652
this is indeed invisibles tier
HO LEE PHUC IM SO HIGH THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS TRAMSCENDENTALLY WOKE!##!#!!
GOD BLESS AMERICA
AMAZON.COM CAN READ YOUR MIND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>79010636
UNATCO?
>it's a clearly drunk Alex monologues about consciousness episode
That was literally the funniest thing I have ever heard. I literally nearly died.
Feels like I witnessed history.
guys i'm legit paranoid now, listening to this stoned was a mistake
>>79010753
Just as planned.
>>79010701
>BEETHOVEN
Could Bethoven be alive?
This is exactly what it feels like to get super high, and then super drunk. The ultimate head-spinning, nauseating experience.
>"...Human beings are the sex organs of the machine world."
I CAN'T TAKE ALL THESE REDPILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>79010826
I wish I had weed for this
THE PILL
ITS TOO BITTER
AHHHHHHH
LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE
LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE
LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE
LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE
joe coming in with the reverse-redpill
Once this is over somebody has to fucking isolate that fucking monologue.
That was was so woke I went to sleep and woke up found out I wasn't up yet then woke up and got woke.
What the fuck.
That was a WWII-tier firebombing of redpills.
>>79010826
Not for me.
Reminds me that I really love this stuff, the idea of finding out what's true and what's false at this level.
That is odd Steve Jobs wouldn't let his kid use his iPad.
>>79010758
Biased articles? You're going to compare scientific literature to fucking brietbart?
Here, this is a scientific study on the "decline" in temperature proxy data from tree rings in northern latitudes, compared to tree rings at southern latitudes (which correlate well with the current temperature trends by the way).
http://www.wsl.ch/info/mitarbeitende/cherubin/download/D_ArrigoetalGlobPlanCh2008.pdf
>An anomalous reduction in forest growth indices and temperature sensitivity has been detected in tree-ring width and density records from many circumpolar northern latitude sites since around the middle 20th century. This phenomenon, also known as the “divergence problem”, is expressed as an offset between warmer instrumental temperatures and their underestimation in reconstruction models based on tree rings. The divergence problem has potentially significant implications for large-scale patterns of forest growth, the development of paleoclimatic reconstructions based on tree-ring records from northern forests, and the global carbon cycle. Herein we review the current literature published on the divergence problem to date, and assess its possible causes and implications
The "decline" refers to this divergence. They were attempting to resolve a way to better correlate the tree ring data with the current temperature rise, meaning by figuring out a way to remove the northern hemisphere bias in tree ring data.
#FUCK CLOUDS
>>79010930
>trusting whatever stupid science bitches tell you
you liberal atheists have the most faith of anyone in the world holy shit
fuck clouds
>Videos are fucking magic maaaaan
Shut the fuck up Joe. Let Alex rant some more. Why is Joe getting pissy about Alex talking MORE than him? Alex is the fucking big guest.
>>79010974
Ok, now I see what you're doing, nevermind.
How did he pee so fast? Did he even wash his hands?
Is there anything that isn't true for Alex Jones?
This is dope as fuck, absolutely insane
What the fuck am I watching
>>79011152
The Creation Of Memes
>Darwin is galactic stuff
what did Alex Jones mean by this?
Epic Genetics
THERES A ZEITGEIST AND IM IN THE ZEITGEIST AND YOU SEE EVERYTHING
THE GLOBALISTS MADE ONE WRONG MOVE: A COUNTER-COUP DEAL MADE WITH RADICAL ISLAM TO TAKE OVER EUROPE AND THEN THE UNITED STATES
MOST PEOPLE UP THERE LIKE TO GRAB A KID OUT OF YOUR BACKYARD AND TORTURE EM FOR A COUPLE WEEKS
APPLE JUICE!!!
>>79009629
No.
Irrefutable evidence for anyone who bothers to look. From all the events surrounding the launch to make it happen in the first place, to the reflective object left on the moon. Anyone who still thinks the lunar landing was fake is an absolute moron.
>>79009500
I usually consider Alex Jones to be full of shit half the time but here he's pretty on point.
>>79009500
I don't care who you are, if you wouldnt want Alex Jones as a best bud to just sit around and shoot the shit on literally anything imaginable then you're a sad fuck.
Is alex jones actually right? Or am i just baked
>>79011670
>doesn't prove a single thing
Okay, kid.
I don't normally watch anything Joe Rogan, how are these guys so obviously high as balls but I haven't seen them smoke?
>>79011793
There's an underlying truth to 90% of the things he says imo.
>>79010043
somebody get this hothead a quick rundown
>>79011940
80% ***
>build-a-bear group
>>79011940
.90% ***
>>79011833
As explained, you're an absolute moron.
The thousands of people involved with making it happen must all be amazing actors and liars right? And none of them would slip up and leak something by now? Sure.
And how is being able to reflect light off of retro-reflectors left on the moon not proof we've been there? Actual scientific evidence show they weren't faked and you choose to believe conspiracy theorists who get their knowledge from their asses. Like I said, you're a moron.
>>79012122
>you're a moron >:(
>says absolutely nothing of value
>again, ur a moron >>:(
Wow, really showed me there. A great argument like this wouldn't even receive a D in middle school.
>>79012211
>ignore all the points made and just focus on the insults
>nod an ogument :DDDDDD
>>79012211
>Replies with literally no counter-arguments
>Complains poster is wrong
Wew lad