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>Hobbit trilogy is trash >Come across a 4 hour fan edit,

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>Hobbit trilogy is trash
>Come across a 4 hour fan edit, expect it to feel clunky and disjointed
>tfw it is actually vastly superior to the original movies, it focuses on Bilbo and removes almost all the retarded scenes whilst being almost seamless

This cut is easily an 8/10 for me, Jackson is a fraud
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>>79005229
If Jackson had the time to prepare thats the movie he would've made you should watch the making of if you are interested in what went so fucking wrong behind the scenes.

An example he had like 5 years to prepare for lord of the rings, for the hobbit due to the parent company he had about 2 weeks
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>>79005229
Of course, Jackson is a filthy HACK. Just look at this shit
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>>79005229
Where can I watch this
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>>79005229
Post link.
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>>79006059

http://www.maple-films.com/downloads.html
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>>79005920
Every time this is posted I cringe and get so angry. Why do I keep watching it??

>>79006059
Ditto.
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>>79005229

Is Tauriel in it? I hated her subplot, but I feel like cutting her completely would be kind of stupid. Unless Legolas is completely cut too.
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>>79006116
thanks, dling now
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>>79006059
>>79006130

See >>79006116

>>79006147
Yes but she has no dialogue, Legolas is still in it but sparingly
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>>79006248
damn it's a fast download too
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>>79006248
>Yes but she has no dialogue

that's pretty dumb then desu. That sounds spiteful and like any episode 1 edit that looks to remove jar jar. Can't trust this edit then. It was made out of scorn not love.
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>>79005229
just watch the animated version it at least captures the feel of the book
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>>79006357

Don't watch it then
The guy is just tried to follow the narrative of the book and exclude all the stupid subplots.
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What's the best Fan Edit of "The Lord of the Rings" Films?????

and

Where is the link????
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>>79005920
pretty fucking cool, desu.
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>>79006461
it is called "extended edition"
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>>79006605
extended edition has some stupid shit
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>>79006445

Tauriel is based more on the books though. Her being a lower class elf SHOULD be highlighted by the elves snooty ways. Legolas isnt even in the book.
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>>79006985
What are you talking about? Tauriel is not in the books either.
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>>79007115
*book
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>>79005920

What are you talking about? This is awesome.
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>>79005920
what the fuck are the spinaroos even supposed to be? how do they look like in stasis? how the fuck can they tear all those arrows to splinters? who is even throwing them?
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>>79006985
>Tauriel, in the Hobbit BOOK
End your life, senpai
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>>79007171

They launch it again and it shows some sort of ballista device
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>>79005920
what videogame
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>>79007115
Kek, yes she is, she isn't named Tauriel, she is captain of the guard.

Take a look at pic related, which black haired elf can you see in these images who doesn't appear in literally any of the books except for a tiny chapter in the appendices? Barely mentioned in the entire narrative, yet occupies huge areas of the plot.

i.e. Tauriel.

Not that anon, but why would you argue canon when you obviously haven't read the books?
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>>79007245
I read the books and still I don't know what the fuck you are talking about.
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>>79007245

Are you autist?
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>>79007115
>>79007191

I clearly said "based on" you moviefags....I swear, your brains are too busy sperging to let common sense slip in there.

The Dwarves are found by Silvan elves, which is what Tauriel is. It's what elves live in Mirkwood. She represents it, especially with how Thranduil looks down upon here. Legolas often appears as a Silvan, but he is NOT one of them. He is not a mirkwood elf and it's much MUCH stupider to include Legolas in the hobbit than a new character which is based on the book.
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>>79007245
just say you like Evangeline Lilly. Everybody will understand.
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>>79007171
>>79005920

>what the fuck are the spinaroos even supposed to be?
protection against projectiles

>how do they look like in stasis?
most likly something like weights connected with wires on a spear
or a an umbrella without the cloth.

>how the fuck can they tear all those arrows to splinters?
its just thin wood and not all of them splinter, some just lose direction.

>who is even throwing them?
most likly a catapult

and who the fuck cares. this is better than most of the stuff thats in the movie.
Dont know why they cut this scene desu.
Adds a good part to the dwarves vs elves war and timing of the orc appearance isnt as shit as in the movie.
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>>79007310
If you read the books and you didn't catch the part with the captain of the guard, while the dwarves are captive, what the fuck are you even reading for?

>>79007439
I fervently hate her, but you are being genuinely dishonest if you think The Hobbit is not like LOTR in this regard.

>>79007401
Yes.
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>>79007403
Bookfag here.
I don't remember a dwarf/elf/elf love triangle.
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About to start watching this
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>>79007403
Thranduil is Legolas' father you soft bastard.
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>>79007583

So you know how to read, but your comprehension fails you? That's too bad you can't conceive a version of the film that includes Tauriel to represent mirkwood elves, but not that subplot. Good thing you read books and not write them.
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What's the name of the best Hobbit fan edit to date
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>>79007403
>It's not stupid to include a character which serves only for a stupid love subplot because she is a retarded elf, of which Silvan never ONCE get's mentioned in the Hobbit book.

You're retarded, m8
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>>79007643

No shit....? What does this point have to do with anything I said?
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Fuck off fucking shills nobody cares about your shitty fan edits
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>>79005920
I got sudden urge to download Battle for Middle Earth
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>>79007714
>shills when the product is free
nah
What's interesting however is why the edit wasn't taken down by the studio.
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>>79005920
I'm not even gonna lie those spinaroos are genius.

If only it was practical IRL to set up ballista's to shoot those spinaroos when expecting to come under attack from arrow fire.

Instead it just makes more sense to bring shields.
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>>79007685
>Silvan is never mentioned in the Hobbit, so it doesn't matter
>Legolas isn't in the Hobbit and his presence is welcomed with open arms

yea... Im the retard.
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>>79007562
Your art of war appears fairly clean. And thus unread.

Read it again.
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>>79005896
This.

Fucking Jackson did a godlike effort considering the circumstances he truly is our fallen hero
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>>79007846
Can you please quote me where I welcomed Legolas with open arms, oh you can't? Now shut the fuck up, you retard
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>>79007846
>his presence is welcomed with open arms

Nigga what? People complain about Legolas' retarded antics constantly.
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>>79006439
Smaug is better in that. He sounds like a lazy, grumpy cunt. Cumberbatch overacted and just didn't sound really angry. He exaggerated his words way too much.
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>>79007947

It was inferred by your comment only denouncing Tauriel and not not denouncing Legolas. You had a problem with the smaller detail and no issue with a bigger one. Why protest the minor if you also have issue with the major? It makes no sense. You can keep calling me a retard and telling me to shut up though, I bet it makes you feel better about yourself.
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I wish they could remove the gold statue
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>>79008052
Did I hurt your feelings? I denounce all the movies because they're fucking bad and shouldn't have been made. Do you feel better now?
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>>79005229
Smaug attacking Laketown is on par with LOTR, I'd say.
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>>79005896
Also the fact that they wanted 3 movies so he had to give them 3 movies. I think Jackson could have done 1 really good Hobbit movie, 3 is when you get all of the extra shit.
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ewww the plate throwing is still in
it's so cringey
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>>79006741
T. Faggot
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>>79008733
do the live commentary my man
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Peter Jackson didn't kill LOTR, his wife did
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Why does Thranduil have blonde hair? Blonde hair among Elves is supposed to be a trait restricted to the Vanyar and Thranduil has no such ancestry. He should have the silver hair that is common among the various royal Sindar.
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>>79006461
Find the Purist's Edition, I think I got them on TPB years ago
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>>79007820
kys
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I have also watched it and liked it a lot, fellow chill. Seriously tho, was enjoyable
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>>79008121

No, now I just feel bad for you Christopher,.
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>>79005229
I don't see how any edit could be watchable. There's no worthwhile footage.
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>>79007820
They're not practical at all. It's just making even more sharp pieces of wood hailing down on you.
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>>79008935
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gGW2seTavW

Warning, it gets a little grim...
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>>79007930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQkygZdZ_Vk

poor fucking PJ, guy got shafted so hard due to modern hollywood garbage
compare the look on all their faces compared to the LOTR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbVo3c47Wdc&index=3&list=PLXYODMGum96EGgqaCv2Q-0LNiw7EDc1be
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>>79005896
This makes it worse, not better. He knew the movies would be shit but he rushed them out anyway.
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>>79009669
How so?
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>>79009377
There actually was but it's easily forgotten because of the growing amount of shit writing, cgi bullshit and shekeling
>crackhead Radagast and his fucking rabbits
>goblin king is an endboss
>Mr Baggins' wild barrel ride for all sizes
>forced Tauriel/Legolas/Aragorn dwarf lovestory
>Scooby Doo tier chase through the Lonely Mountain ending in a golden pile of shit
>that Bard shit with the Schwerer Gustav
>fuck it, basically all of the third one
>pic related
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>>79008320

Jackson is always overly long. So two two hour movies is a reasonable by jackson standards. 3 movies was just too much for sure.
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>>79010255
Aye.
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Aside from the overuse of CGI the Hobbit movies were on a similar level to the Lord of the Rings trilogy, which isn't that great in truth.
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>>79007562
I have the same Red Book edition
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