>irish character appears on screen >Dropkick Murphys

>Irish woman appears on screen
>she has a flat ass

>potato comes onscreen
>it's an irish character

>english character appears on screen
>britannia rules the waves starts playing

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>>78999722
delet this

>i came to get down
>so jump around

>>78999722

I wouldn't even mind.

> tfw no sassy. foul-mouthed Irish or Scottish lass by my side

>irish character appears on screen
>he blows up a bus full of children

>St.Patricks day scene
>Everybody in kilts
>Scotland The Brave starts playing

>>78999833
It's not all that good lad. Hard to find a nice one that's not taken. Plus most of the gingers ruin themselves with bleached hair and tattoos.

>>78999699
>irish character is comedic relief or plays a bumbling buffoon

how does hollywood and others keep getting away with this?

>>78999839
as long as its prod children, good.

>>78999922
Luther did nothing wrong, wigger.

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>>78999960
That shite goblin is burning in hell

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BLACKED when?

>>78999699
>character goes to ireland
>references to wife beating
Geborrah

Actual irishman here

any questions?

Can anyone explain this ass meme and how it relates to the land of spud and scholars?

>>79000184
americans love their women built like jungle apes

>>79000202
>>79000229

I am not a ginger and I amost exclusively watch porn with copius anal gapeage

>>79000184
Northern Irish reporting in.

Also it's some meme that started on /fit/ i think

>>79000184
I think it's based on an old poll and ireland like big arses the least. And the call the irish, niggers lmao

>>79000245
>Not glorious pink titties.
Hello tyrone.

>>79000184

Are the IRA basically terrorists?

>>79000246
not really sure either but I think it started on /sp/. people would post halftime hinies and there was always some paddy disgusted by them

>>79000246
>Northern Irish
not a real ethnicity faggot

>>78999881
Name 3 movies, 2 films, 1 kino, 1 web series, 2 netflix original series, 2 short films and one hbo tv movie where this happened

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>>79000184

It's a meme from /sp/

>>79000264
Sure as Reg D. hunter says, we're the niggers of Europe.

>>79000273
Eh basically yeah. Freedom fighters sure but I would any paramilitary organisation that bombs shit terrorists. Plus there's more than one IRA. Plenty of unionist groups were terrorists too.

>>78999699
>DA DEPAHTID.txt

>>78999699
>American character appears on screen
>I-Am-One-Sixty-Fourth Murphy starts playing

>>79000108
>pure irish waifu comes on screen
>she's a converted muslim dating an immigrant
Tale as old as time

>>79000326
Yes it is.

Deal with it

>>79000587
The fuck is this?

>>79000081
shouldnt martin luther be smug and pope be crying?

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>Character goes to Ireland
>Fiddle-de-dee music starts playing

>>79000631
No, no it isn't.

Deal with it, you dirty wee black bastard of a hun.

>>79000184
>>79000246
>>79000302
>>79000342

it's from when and irish poster commented on a pic with "too much ass", we've been the laughing stock of /sp/ since

>>78999699
>Ghost Town starts playing

>>79000662
Nope. Luther had to go into hiding for years for he was afeared for his life, if the Pope got his hand son him kek

>>78999872
This
Even their descendants are shite, I would know cause i impregnated one

>>79000712
How did you feel losing 43-0 to glasgow in the cup?

>Irish character appears on screen
>potato music starts playing

>>79000763
I dont know what that is, I only go to /sp/ for /heem/

>>79000246
Is 71 the best Ulsterkino?

>>78999840
Jesus, this.

100x this

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>>79000273
no they're essentially the irish mafia but they used to play-act the terrorism thing to make it look like they werent, now since the good friday agreement they've rebranded or in some cases just said fuck it and continued with their criminal activities without any pretense of an ideology

I'm reading this whole thread with a thick Irish accent in my head

I want to live in Ireland, it seems so fucking comfy

>>79000936

don't it's grey rainy parochial place with no jobs and the only big city is a bland generic European capital but more expensive

>irish character appears
>begins to drink heavily and beat his wife and 15 kids

Every time

>Finnish character appears
>he's Asian
JUST

>>79000968
I don't want to live in Dublin, rather some quaint village with rolling hills and sheep and a local pub

then after a while I'll meet a nice ginger lady and after some courting she'll invite me to wash her feet and we'll have a nice small 14 member family

>>79000936
Let me guess, American? Britain and Ireland are two of the most depressing places on the face of the Earth. Literally like purgatory.

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>>79001001
good man

>>79001018
so how come the irish and scottish are so jovial? It can't ALL be the alcohol

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>>78999699
>irish/english character
>can't understand what they say because of the accent
>has it translanted intl American English

HAHAHAHAHA BECAUSE THEY ALL SPEAK THE SAME LANGUAGE BUT THEY CANT UNDERSTAND THEM

>>79001001

i'm sure you don't need to travel that far to give up completely on life

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>>79001001

>>79001018

At least shit actually happens in Britain. Ireland is like one big retarded village.

I'm visiting Ireland this summer what should I do?

>>79001018
no I'm Bulgarian. Believe it or not there are a lot of cultural similarities. Ireland looks like a 1st world, rainy Bulgaria

>>79001001
Cork city hi

it's basically a village

>>79001129
there is literally nothing wrong with villages. Well if the Internet is alright

>>79001129
Ew, fuck no
I worked with some Cork folk when they came across the pond for a summer, the women were fat, loud and ugly and the men were faggots

>>79000936
it's not, our government is liberal socialists and 99% of the population would make chav's look polite and cultured, also the weather is fucking garbage, we get about 2 weeks of summer a year

>>79001167
I lived most of my life 5 miles outside a village. It was boring.

>>79001186
ahaha
>the women were fat, loud and ugly and the men were faggots
that's not something geographicaly specific to Cork. It's my favourite place that I've ever lived. I live in Bratislava now. Cork is 10x more vibrant and alive, even when the weather is shit.

Dropkick murphys are the definition of plastic paddy

>>79001228
I understand it's not geographically inclusive to Cork, but FFS they could have sent some better representation

>>79001001
there are literally no police outside dublin, people are burgled multiple times in the same week by the same people, it's fucking insane

>>78999722
I am currently dating a northern Irish woman. Her breasts are quiet flat, but the ass is nice and phat. Really hope, she will let me do it anal on her :)

>>79001295
stop trying to dissuade me you Mick bastards the numbers don't lie - you have the 6th highest HDI in the world, 7th highest GDP per capita and only slightly high unemployment

>>79001225
> liberal socialists and 99% of the population would make chav's look polite and cultured,

FG are liberal socialist compared to the american democratic party but still right of center. Being "The best small country in which to do bussiness" is not the goal of a socialist government you gombeen. Being liberal is not a bad thing, stop getting your opions from edgelords on 4chan.

>>79001365
You're right buddy. This fool has never left the island and doesn't know how good we have it.

>>79001295
>there are literally no police outside dublin
liar, I've seen The Guard

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>>79001365
once brexit hits and trump takes back the multinationals, we're fucked beyond recking

>>79001389
>Being liberal is not a bad thing

>>79000729
Based Father Ted

>>79000682
kek

I'm a catholic you mongoloid, not everyone who calls themselves northern irish is a prod. 50% of catholic's prefer to be called northern irish

>>79000631
>not Irish
>not British
>slave to both governments
>stormont's a fucking joke
lel, gg

>>79001365
Unemployment is fucking terrible here.

>>79001486
it's 7.1% lad
https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/irish-unemployment-rate-falls-7-111311393.html

>>79001389
>Have the most beautiful women in the world.
>Fills country with muslims and niggers.

>>79001001
Prepare to be an eternal outsider and never accepted as a person. Outside of Dublin is notoriously xenophobic. It's like Japan, but not amusing.

>>79001322
>I am currently dating a northern Irish woman. Her breasts are quiet flat
Hey same! But her ass isn't phat
She has really a nice face though, a cross between Eva Green and Daddario

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>>79001532
>Most beautiful women in the world

>>79001088
Go somewhere else.

>>79000789
Yes
>>79000780
Give me an example of potato music

>>79001469
t.billy williamston

your not fooling anyone you square-necked beady-eyed hun scum.

>>79001534
b-but I'll go to church with the townsfolk and I'll be casually racist, I promise

>>79001549
>Not loving gingers

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>>79001428
just how badly would you like the government to police your private life?


>>79001532
>the most beautiful women in the world
The grass is always greener, my friend.

>>79001534
this is just not true. Particular places aren't xenophobic but particular people are. Same as anywhere in the world.

>>79001569
>implying gingers are inclusive to Ireland
>implying all Irish women are beautiful Gingers

Oh laddy

>>79001566
*you're

>>79001601
D...don't ruin this for me.

Everybody looks like ygritte from GoT, r..right guys?

>>79001508
Gee I can't wait for that to never effect me

>>79001566
I'm 100% catholic, i don't care if you don't believe me.

End of the day, i'm Northern Irish

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She can snog my shillelagh anytime

>>79001636
She's scottish lad.

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>Russian character scene
>Some weird anthem-like orchestra start playing

>>79000652
>he doesn't know

>>79001636
>ygritte from GoT
the Scottish lass? You know that Scotland Ireland are different countries right?

CLIMBING UP THE TOP SAILS I LOST MY LEG

>>79001652
You're fucking nat! Give us your address so I can smash your wee soft skull in with my hurl.

>>79001660
>>79001674
god dammit.

>>79001594
you're getting the left confused with the right there m8, anyways enda cant take a shit without the eu or his patchwork coalition partners telling him where or when, so you can call FG centre right, but they have as much control over the direction of the state as the cleaners who come in to hoover the dail in the evenings do

>Balkan character appears
>he's wearing an Adidas tracksuit and speaks Russian

>>79001699
Yes i am so i am

Finest American-Irish music kino coming through

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29UMACdfyZw

>>79001569

there are beautiful porcelain-skinned auburn redheads and pasty spotty carrot-coloured gingers

guess which type ireland has

>>79001677
I always thought it was "sailor pig and I lost my leg" but apparently it's "sailor peg" which doesn't make sense to me

>>79001727
Yer nat so yer nat

>>79001801
Ayy ye may ya prodday bastad

>>79001534
This is absolute bullshit. Stop trying to speak for Ireland as if you've ever wandered farther than you corner shop without mammy you down syndrome polio

>>79001594
>this is just not true. Particular places aren't xenophobic but particular people are. Same as anywhere in the world.

Small Irish villages are fucking League of Gentleman-tier.

>>79001739
fucking seppos

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>cartoon series
>they go to Ireland
>it's always some fucking tiny village full of cottages and horse-drawn carriage

We're not all inbred boggers

>>79001739
>Kacklemore
Fuck off cunt

>>79001826
Stay mad, culchie, Ireland is notoriously xenophobic, and an entire race of begrudgers and have victim complexes harder than east coast US liberals.

>>79001843
>We're not all inbred boggers

Let's be honest, we are.

>>79001897
>Irelandistan
>Xenophobic
ahahahhahahahahahah

In case anyone hasn't seen it, there's a so-bad-it's-good Kung Fu movie shot in Ireland in the 90s called Fatal Devation. It features Mikey Graham from Boyzone. Watch it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcNuM_xkXlc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPne3Wh0lqk

>>79001725
Dunno man I mean much of this countries rise to economic prosperity has een due to this government, and many governments before it, being in bed with foreign multinationals which is deciedly NOT SOCIALIST!!!!

Gimme a few examples of how YOU PERSONALLY have been put out by the policies of the government in recent years. Try to be as unmeemy as possible, please.

>>79001829
Ah but there's definitely small villages that wouldn't look twice at a Bulgarian living there. Be real.

>>79001843
horse drawn carraiges still in use in Rathkeale, Co. Limerick

>>79001936
Go to Galway m8

>>79001826
Dublin isn't Irish. Fuck off.

>>79001936
>Irelandistan

I'm from the north, is the south really that bad?

>>79001970
>>79001980
>Rapefugees welcome
>gibmedat abortion
>muh womens rights.
>fag marriage
>papacy.

>>79001980
Go to london and never come back.

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>all these fucking muhammeds in an Eire thread

>>79002012
Why would i go to london?

>>79002017
>better give them some money like a good eu cuck.

>>79001930
Not in Kildare lad, too posh for that Puck Fair shite

>>79001961
>Limerick
>being backwards

No surprise there

>>79001961
>Ah but there's definitely small villages that wouldn't look twice at a Bulgarian living there. Be real.

That Bulgarian will always be the Bulgarian, though. They will always be that one different foreigner, they'll be friendly and pally-pally, they'll be fine, but they'll always have that stigma on them. Just how it is.

>>79002071
>Kildare

I'm so sorry, anon.

>>78999699
>be American
>didn't even hear about the IRA until 2014
>watched Sons of Anarchy in 2013 and didn't know what the Real IRA was
>still don't fully understand who they are or what they did

Going to Ireland as an Englishman is bizarre, one moment everything's as is it is back home and then something specific to Ireland happens and you realise you're in a different country all confused

>>79002133
Ira split into like 5 different groups

Real ira
Provisional ira
Continuity ira
ect ect.

Nowadays they just sell drugs.

>>79002025
he meant londonderry
in an effort to not offend unionists or republicans, he just called it london

>>79002071
Puck Fair is great and you obciously don't know enough about life outside the pale to know I'm saying Rathkeale is full of Pavees.

>>79002074
Well yeah, that's pretty much the same everywhere, isn't it? I'm living in Slovakia - I know a scot whos heen living here for 27 years, fluent in Slovak yet he is still a foriegner. You don't just had in your nationality at the door of any country when you move there, integration happens over generations (a concept many can't seem to grasp)

>>79002133
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Troubles

>>79002133
The IRA are good boys who dindu nothing
The Real IRA carries on doing what the IRA never did (well really they just attack the DUP, but same difference)

>>79002160

Transitional IRA
We're Also The IRA

>>79002160
>>79002221
>>79002209
I watched some documentaries on youtube but they all seemed to assume that you knew a lot already and there were never any videos that really explained everything from the beginning so that someone that was clueless could understand everything. And that's a lot of shit to read. Does it just boil down to "Citizens in Ireland wanted independence. Violence ensued".

>>79002359

basically in the 1910s and 20s it was a righteous movement for independence but it gradually devolved into a vehicle for scumbags to commit crime and murder under the excuse of a 'cause'

>>79002359
>Irish want independence
>other Irish don't
>some Irish people start rebelling and causing chaos
>crown notices
>crown decides to hold a referendum
>6 counties vote to remain while the rest vote to leave
>the remainers form northern ireland, the leavers form the republic
>some potatoes are mad that any irish people might have different opinions than them
>decide there's no way that 6 counties would choose to stay in the empire without voter-fraud
>IRA forms and aggressively terrorises england by killing british soldiers and bombing english buildings (in england) - killing thousands of innocent civilians
>"but they started it!" - every catholic who has seen the unfair treatment of british soldiers towards catholics
>apparently soldiers being dicks justifies murdering innocent citizens
>tony blair becomes prime minister
>"fuck this shit" he says
>makes a deal: the good friday agreement
>the IRA agrees to stop killing people
>people born in northern ireland now get irish passports and uk passports
>no border police between the north and the south
>martin mcguinness, a supposedly "former" member of the ira responsible for bloody sunday and who's murdered who-knows-how-many-people, who was now in Sinn Fein (the political sect of the IRA) gets elected to northern ireland assembly after being released from jail a few decades earlier
>a bunch of other shit happens

There's a brief history for you
Northern Ireland: literally murderers for politicians
(McGuinness stepped down the other week but that's another story)

>>79002685
Basically this, but the narrative has been twisted by irish-americans.

>>79002685
the modern mess began in 1967 tho, a lot of cathlicks in the north felt like second class citizens. Before then the Ra had a border campaign in the 50s or something? They only got widespread support around then. NI was not a good place to be a catholic since partition. Now it's not a good place to be anything :^)

Gerrymandering was real.

>>79002071
Hey man if want their fucking horses and not go out and stab old ladies let the fucking savages have their horses.

Fucking scumbags

>>79002853
>:^)

>>>r/4chan

No one denies catholics weren't treated well in NI prior to the 80's. But the IRA just increased tension and killed innocents.

All Dubliners need to fuck off.

>>79002988
So did the Soldiers sent there to calm things down. Professionally British army was at its worst from 1970 to 75. Poor discipline, collusion and a general lack of aid to civil power training made them look like a bunch of third world monkeys with guns and uniforms in the North.

>>79003036
Stay mad mucksavage

>>79002988
Just like the thousands killed by british troops for centuries before.
I fucking LOVE the meme that British people somehow weren't getting simply a fraction back what they doled out themselves for years and years. There where not innocent brits killed because there are no innocent brits period

>>79003253
Ah well, that's okay then - I'm just nipping over to France to blow up a pub because of what what the Normans did to Yorkshire 1000 years ago in that case

>>79001065
dispersed villages like this trigger me

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>>79003131
I literally never denied this. Though the IRA were objectively worse.

>>79003253
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

Delicious tears.

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>>79001699
The eternal Fenian, we meet again

>>79001001
>she'll invite me to wash her feet
>That Star Trek episode where a bunch of backwards Irish take over the enterprise and based Riker fucks Enya

>Irish character appears on screen
>Is red-haired

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>Irish character appears on screen
>It's his birthday

Happy birthday man.

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>>78999699
>black man appears on screen
>crimes start happening in the background

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>>79001843
lel

Dublin is the only decent part of Ireland ,everyone else is a bogger on some farm draining taxes

>>79004727
Cmon anon, Cork and Galway city are fine. There's something I don't like about Belfast, but on paper it's also a good city.

>irish character
>everyone references his comically small dong

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Has anyone seen The Gaff? Pure Irish kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIuPYu3-qXw