>I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man.

>>78997063

He's not wrong.

Wells fucking nailed pretty much most creative types.

Holy shit, I'm non-Jewish Woody Allen!

Yeah that's spot on, doesn't mean I can't like Woody Allen though.

>>78997063
>this sounds exactly like me

MUHAAAH THE FRENCH

>>78997063

Doesn't like men who giggle and purposely make fools of themselves to feel better.

woody allen is a piece of shit. You should know this but you don't.

Orson Well's is based. one of the greatest men to ever live.

>>78997154
>the french champagne has always been celebrated for its sexellence

What did he mean by this?

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>>78997225

Would you have the balls to do a commercial while absolutely fucking wasted?

all of that describes me except the "presents himself at his worst" part

>>78997225
Imagine being Orson in that ad and having to be all like "Muuuhaaaahhh, Paul Masson, you fuckin' fine, all delicious with your in-the-bottle fermentation and horrific faux-French monstrous taste. I would totally drink you, both in this advert and one for frozen peas." when all he really wants to do is drink another $500 Dom Perignon in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Orson and not only sit in that chair while the extra pours his disgusting California champagne in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the suspicious-looking sediment building in it, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that pour. Not only having to tolerate the monstrous fucking taste but Paul Masson's haughty attitude as everyone on set says it's VINTAGE DATED and DAMN, PAUL MASSON CHAMPAGNE TASTES LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and drink the disgusting fucking piss water contorting your palette into horrific flavours you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been drinking nothing but a healthy diet of Krug and Bollinger and later alleged moonshine for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Wisconsin. You've never even drunk anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the chemical contaminants in this mass produced sham pigswill as it's poured again and again for you, the extra smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in the "French excellence (for that is what they call it)", the excellence they worked so hard for with fermentation techniques in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could break a bottle and stab everyone in this room, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Orson Welles. You're drunk as fuck and don't know why the extra isn't doing anything. Just bear it. Shlurr your lines and bear it.

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>>78997249
>the balls

>>78997063
fuck, didn't realise i loved orson welles

>>78997063
Oh, shit! That's me.

r9k here

he's a shitty normie projecting his insecurities on quiet people

>>78997063
BTFO nu-males

>>78999351
one has to wonder how come everything he said was pretty spot one. He probably saw Woody as a weaker men and thus preyed upon him which is perfectly natural of course. That quote is no more about Woody than about himself trying to get public validation that he is infact better than Woody. They are pretty much the same except Orson is a tryhard that wants to be seen be as a better man without talking about himself directly, but narrated others instead.