OH SHIT /tv/ FATTY BOOOM BOOOM GOT HER SELF KNOCKED UP KNOW HER EX IS STUCK WITH HER!
What will based Glenn say?
my big fat fabulous life thread.
>>78988720
>That fucking beard and sunglass combo
If I was married to that, I'd wear a disguise too.
>>78988720
How could she know?
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Oh shit I'm pumped. The Promo had fucking Based Glenn laying down the law. Call hers out for being a fat lazy whore!
>>78988720
I can't stop thinking about what she smells like when naked. You know her folds trap all sorts of smells. I bet her vag smells like a sweaty garbage barge.
>Lenny I'm pregnant
>You gotta be fucking kidding me
KEK
>>78988720
Hope the baby croaks inside her. Would make for a good laugh.
>>78988866
did he think he was just fucking her in one of her sweaty fat folds?
>>78988885
He must have a monster cock to push back those layers.
>TLC has a show where they reveal how fucking horrible it is to be super morbidly obese and how that much excessive weight makes life a living hell
>TLC also has a show where they glorify obesity and pretend there is nothing wrong with being a waddling ham planet
>mum big fat fabulous life
>all episodes are her complaining about how she's fat and how she deals with life while being a lardass
Glenn Fabulous?
>>78988998
But she's a dancer with a gay friend.
Fat people should forcibly be put in camps.
>>78988720
Fucking that must be difficult, I mean from a machanical point of view.
>>78989158
You'd be surprised, plus she's a dancer. Fat girls can be pretty flexible actually.
t. fat fetish
>>78989352
No that a myth.
>>78989603
Ok, I mean, my wife is built like the broad in the OP and she's pretty flexible. I remember being pretty surprised because I thought she wouldn't be, but she's almost as flexible as a normally sized girl. Not quite, but pretty close. I like the study that you cited to refute my actual life experience though.
>>78989697
How hairy is she?
>>78989697
>my wife is built like the broad in the OP
how
>>78988866
>i can't get out now
>>78988917
Teach the controversy, Anon.
>>78989719
Not really at all.
>>78989729
Fat fetish. I used to get with skinny girls all the time, but it just wasn't my thing, I like fat chicks and I can't help it. At least it's not feet or scat.
>>78989809
>Not really at all.
Eww.
>>78989809
Are you a feeder?
>>78989809
Hello, friend, I'm glad to have found another of my tribe.
>>78989838
Honestly, more of an "encourager" if you understand the difference. I think it's funny that people know what that is these days. She would probably be a bit thinner if we weren't married, but not to a huge degree, she's naturally lazy, has kind of a shitty diet, and her folks don't eat super healthy either.
>>78989938
Ahoy hoy!
>>78989967
Tell us a good story, if you have any.
>>78989967
I like chubby girls, and even some fatties can be attractive, but that bitch is not attractive.
>>78989967
How does one become like that? Where born liking that or could you only get with fat chicks so you got addicted.
>>78989967
Im like you anon, Ive been with some BIG girls. Like.... tall and large too. Im 6'5" and have dated some 6'1" 300lbs+ women. Its funny how I was on a first date with one and I mentioned how I had a preference for bigger girls and she joked "cause they're easy?" and we fucked that night.....they are easy. Fat girls like to indulge with food and dick anytime, anywhere.
>TFW dated a fatty and she literally dumped a pudding cup onto my cock and balls and then gave me a blow job
>On film
I think it got lost when a storage unit wasn't paid for or something, so somebody out there owns the video of pudding cock.
>>78990077
It's actually pretty hot, isn't it? That gluttony and greed.
>>78990095
What neighborhood was the storage unit in?
>>78988720
>Leggings on land whales
Fucking stop.
>>78990133
Somewhere in Idaho. In an area where it's likely people still use VCRs.
>>78990077
>and we fucked that night.....they are easy. Fat girls like to indulge with food and dick anytime, anywhere.
And this is good because...?
>>78990186
Because usually your only intentions. Is to fuck the fat girl, not marry them, and taking them to three buffets is expensive.
>>78990205
>>Because usually your only intentions. Is to fuck the fat girl, not marry them
Why?
Best blow job I ever had was from a fatty.
To the point now where I'd rather just be blown and skip the fucking.
>>78988866
>typical fatty chaser
His behavior is a great example of what men with low self-esteem go for, how they behave about the women that make them feel better about themselves, and their mental attraction to the idea of a "perfect fat girl". The reality is far from the truth.
It's very similar to feeders.
I'm a big guy myself at 6'2" 240 lbs and I like thick girls, but actual thick girls and not fat ones like in op. I hate that because I am black the white leviathans (usually with a kid) think they are my type when they repulse me. Fellow negroes embarass us by submitting themselves to their gluttonous queens. Fat girls smell bad and always act crude by openly farting/burping and stuffing their fat fucking faces.
My fetish is thick latina girls but if she is anything more than slightly chubby she goes into the trash.
>>78990205
For real. I wasn't dating her to get know her core soul and touch her heart. She just wanted to get laid too, it worked out. Those warm plush thighs.....oh man. Id hate to date that tough. So fucking fat, no way I could be in a bed with her, or travel with her, or like.... be seen in public with her. Never saw her again, it was nice.
>>78990264
This
I would rather not settle and take a long time to find someone actually attractive than a fat hole I can stick my dick into that I would be afraid to be seen in public with. Men disgust me
>>78990036
No, she's not really, I like that she's pear-shaped though.
>>78990052
Greed/gluttony were a big fear-shame area for me when I was younger, ie, taking more than a person was allowed was very transgressive, and my dad was very against fat people, so, ironically, it had the opposite effect and now I want to "punish" "greedy fat girls" with my diamond hard dick. I know that you have no reason to believe me, as I'm just a poster on a cantonese flip book forum, but I'm over 6' and strangers used to compare me to the singer from Blur. I'm not a bad looking dude, I used to pull a lot of skinny tail, it just never felt right.
>>78990116
It's actually pretty hot, isn't it? That gluttony and greed.
Yes, very much so.
>>78990305
>Adeline
Absolute top-tier taste.
>>78990266
Thank you for doing your duty to enforce health standards through sexual selection. If only all men did the same...
>>78990342
Thanks anon, I dunno if I'd want to be in a LTR with a girl that big, the logistics would be kind of a nightmare, but mmmmmmmm, she really gets me going. Her vids are pretty great and dark hair/blue eyes is the best combo imo(Ash and Trista are both good for that reason IMO).
As a guy who likes fat chicks, I'm fucking disgusted by both you morons who are fucking them out of some perverse retardation, and the fat whores you're talking about.
who the fuck are any of these people
>>78990356
sexual strategy and natural selection is fucked atm. Look at the people who are having kids and the ones who aren't.
>>78990449
https://youtu.be/8rgRuYQme0M
>>78990266
Bane?
>indoctrinated into diet culture
>>78990476
thas racis
>>78988869
So Edgyyyyyyyyyy
>>78988720
Why even be with someone this disgusting? Is it not more enjoyable to just be on your own if this is the only option?
>>78990421
>dark hair/blue eyes is the best combo
Someone with master race taste? On my /tv/? It's more likely than you think...
>>78990266
I feel your pain my nigga.
>>78990430
>as a guy with mental health issues and a genuine attraction to lost fixer-uppers
Because there are so many men willing and eager to fuck ugly and fat chicks the average girl's standards are ridiculously high
>TFW I just realized pawg videos aren't all with black guys
>>78990629
>calling her a "baby beluga" with a "whale of a tale."
Kek
>women's March
Shit fits the profile but I doubt she was doing much walking
>>78990629
>they also called her a whore
>tfw attracted to fatties
FREE ME FROM THIS CURSE
>>78990532
>Banana and mayonnaise sandwich
That's just fucking disgusting! Do only fat fucks eat this shit? Do they eat it to maintain their obese state?
>>78988917
>TLC
How could she even healthy carry a baby to term? Wouldn't it die from a diabetes spike or just simply being crushed? You should have to be healthy to have kids. It's not fair that they are gonna be born with fat people problems or a parent that will die at 40.
>>78990847
I know that feel, but it sure makes living in America great.
>>78990800
who doesn't fit the profile for the womens march
it was like 3 million fuckin people
>>78988911
>Implying it was his cock that inseminated her
>>78990847
watch this then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WeiQgnjI7Q
>>78990532
I have to admit, I would
>>78991497
Well if you made a graph you'd notice certain clusters of traits.
>>78990847
who is this? i see it posted all the time
>>78988720
disgusting
>>78988917
they are going next level with too fat to transition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JSDHFTvuPM
>>78990532
>ameritards
>>78988720
>>78993390
is that our janitard?
>>78993421
hahahahhahahaha
>>78993390
>help me look hot
......uh....
>>78991689
>Shirtless
>Annoying fat guy's voice
That is why reviewbrah is the superior food reviewer
>>78993421
Gravity ! xD Muhahahahaha
>>78993421
seriously.... when you are this fat and you can't function.... what goes on in your mind that you don't realize you have a disease?
>>78993394
I heard a dirty rumor that one time Emma Watson sniffed some beans. It was on a dare and she ran on the treadmill afterwards for an hour to maintain her 'figure'.
>>78990847
Do not fight it brother
>>78989809
Don't compare feet to scat, whalefucker!
What sort of man can actually put his penis in that?