>Kramer's been feeling a little under the weather,

>>78986374
Reported for hurting my feelings

>>78986374
that couldn't possibly be his hand. try to put your hand in front of your waist like that

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this things spook me

>>78986374
god I love this meme

>>78986766
The hand is severed and stuck to the door, holding Kramer's head

>>78986766
Unless it's his left arm wrapped around his back

Ain't it a little early for your Newman posting OP?

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>>78987142
It's never too early.

>>78987173
Jesus!

what the fuck

This helps me shit, thanks op

>>78986374
I've never seen this before. What show is this from?

I'm glad this guy is back.

>>78986374
Well you got to love a postman who hand delivers the mail right to you

>>78989644
This is bait right?

>>78989706
????

>>78989718
How.....do you not know what Seinfeld is?

>>78989768
>>78989706
Jesus so I don't know about some grandpa show from the 80's.

>>78989800
Oh so it is bait, got it. Have one on the house (You)

>>78989842
Whatever Gen X fag.

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He's an anti-semite, Jerry!

>same like four fucking pictures
Get some new material, dude.

>>78989856
I still don't get it.

>>78989919
Go away. You're such a fucking faggot.

>>78989856
Did magic word man from JP get a television show?

>>78990068
You're getting cranky grandpa. Time for a nap.

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HELLO NEWMAN

Is this supposed to be funny or something?

I love these. Are you taking requests?

this is just the right amount of silly and creepy

10/10 OP

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>>78986374
>this thread again

>>78991358
i remember one that was posted a long time ago
i have a feeling it's the same spooky op

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>And so their cries were left unheard. For I was not to help them; they needed to be punished.

>>78991438
that filename is bananas

Can someone please make one of newman wearing kramer's face

>>78989644
Kramer's Quest for Hentai

>>78991438
I'm not seeing the joke here.

>>78989644
It's Mr. Gettys from the uncut version of Devil's Advocate.

>>78991517
>he thinks any of this is a joke

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>>78991517
Is this a joke to you?

>>78991541
I don't get it.

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>>78991558
It will all start to make sense very soon.

BAHAHAHAHA!

>>78991576
I find it even more unsettling that everyone else is acting so nonchalant.

I don't like this thread

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>>78991592
They don't care until it happens to them. They're awful, awful people.

>>78991541
>SERENITY NOW GEORGIE BOY
HAHAHAHAHA

You should not have saved these. Delete them.

someone make a film poster

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>>78991635
nah i'm not gonna do it

>>78986822

is okay little pupper

>>78991668
This is your final warning. If you wish to keep them please cover your windows with black paper for three days.
Do not leave your house all this time and make sure not to open your door to anyone.
At 3 AM every night, light a candle in each room. If someone's knocking on your door, dont answer.
Best of luck

>>78989856

Uncle leo ;__;

>>78991688
That's what thieves get

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>Putrid vermin is what you are! Shush! Seinfeld will come by later. You and him will be delightful together, especially seared in a Kramer-reduction!

>>78991713
WHY did he do it?

>>78990299
THAT WAS SEINFELD?
NO NO. NO NO NO NO NO.
NO.

>>78991732

Because the mail never STOPS

good shit

I'm pretty sure that the poor retard who keeps these is cursed.
You don't make shit like this without putting a hex on it.

clearing my cache and history I'm getting the FOH

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>>78991798
>This is not the work of any other God than I. Jesus wept... at first.

>>78991869

Lol

it's funny because it's completely within newman's character to do this

So this is what happens on /tv/ at 3 am on a weekday

>>78991903
otherwise known as the australian power hour

>>78991948
Australian NIGGA HOURS

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>I tell ya, Georgie boy! That Newman fellah did me a big favah! This is gonna be the best Festivus celebration evah! Talk about an Airing of Grievances!

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After Jerry and the gang are released from prison, Newman feels that their punishment was not severe enough for ditching him on their trip to Paris, so he takes it upon himself to carry out his own twisted brand of vigilante justice.
One by one he brutally murders his friends and loved ones until only the two of them remain.
In the end Newman delivers on his promise to wipe that smug smile off his face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zG_PN31YJU

>>78991686
oh no its a creepypasta lol im terrified

>>78986374

Thought this meme was dead. God bless you, OP.

I really like these but you need some new material bro

Make one of susan

>>78991686
jokes on you I kept them from the last thread and survived until today (the next day)

>>78986822
what the fuck is wrong with that baby? it's ugly as shit

Seriously though, don't save these.

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>and they think Joe Davola is the crazy one!

HAHAHA1!!@2121

>>78992186
too late lol

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>If you don't give us everything you know about your friend Newman, we'll be forced to charge you for each of his victims.
>I told you! Newman's my meat guy! I told him to build himself another Kramer after he stopped buying me my peaches; I guess he took it to heart.

>>78992237
Why not?

>>78992409

Theyre encrypted with Bogdanoff tech, too complicated to give a hasty explanation

>>78992008
How does he do it?

>>78992186
its black

>>78991686
>>>/x/
>>>/trash/
>>>/killyourselffaggot/

>>78992409
The circumstances surrounding their creation are disconcerting to say the least. Simply put they are not ordinary pictures.

>>78992464
How about a quick rundown instead?

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>Do you know what prolonged isolation does to a person, Jerome?

>>78991592
That's because every character dies and comes back to life in the next episode, that's why one moment they're all dead in >>78991438 and then in >>78991610 Jerry is alive again.

>>78992509
Putting your head in the sand won't do you any favors. I hope for your safety you didn't save them.

>>78992509
/x/ is the best.
Everything else is a containment board.

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>>78986374
Your crimes shall not go unpunished.

>>78986766
>>78987066
>>78987134
Stupid fucking plebs.

Kramer killed Newman and is wearing him as a suit and then killed someone else who looked like him to throw Jerry off the trail, but fucked up restitching the Newman suit and it gave him away. The episode climaxed Jerry killing Kramer and dismembering him but not before Jerry got mortally wounded by Kramer.

Then in the after-credits scene suddenly Jerry, Newman, and Kramer were all alive and fine and looking at each other with the "I don't want to talk about it" expression, but it was implied it all did happen since they were all wearing blood-stained clothing at the end.

Seriously did none of you fuckers watch that episode?

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Anyone else remember the 'very special' ep of Home Improvement where Mark slit his wrists in the tub? Dunno if they ever aired it again.

the fuck is this shit

the fuck is that shit

>>78990331
This is the hardest I've laughed in months

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>>78993337
it's only funny to you because newman hasn't chopped up your father and worn his face as a mask

>>78993404
How many more of these are there?

>>78986374
Fuck this I'm going back to /x/ , you guys are twisted

So is the world of Seinfeld some sort of twisted >limbo?

This is some of the funniest shit to come out of here in a while.

why is this thread still up I went to bed hoping it would die by the time I woke up

what the fuck

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>When confronted by George over his father's death, Kramer reveals his role in Newman's plan.

WE'VE GOT DODGSON HERE