What are some scenes that perfectly capture the essence of being an American?
>>78966176
The scene in Natural Born Killers when they shoot innocent people for nothing.
>>78966176
>Raise a daughter propertly
>She ends with Chris Rock
he's too old for that shit.
>>78966176
>80s movie portrayal of a black man
>hard working man in a respectable job (police officer) that does whatever he can to provide for his family
>2010 movie portrayal of a black man
>is a drug hustler/rapper/does illegal things to acquire money
>is divorced or fled girlfriend/wife when they found out they were pregnant
>>78966301
Because today's movies try to be more authentic.
the next-level technology their police have
Don't forget that America is worse than the Middle East.
>>78966176
Jesus Christ, I sure as hell wouldn't want my young children coming into the bathroom while I'm taking a bath, especially when there isn't even any suds on the water to cover up my junk
>>78966301
It's because it's a product of its time, just like a 2010 movie is. The Democrats have systemically fucked over the African American community and essentially kept that as unemployed, drugged up slaves. Black where much better off, the further you go back in time since the 50's. The peaked in the 80's.
>>78966301
All thanks to Obama's improved race relations shit!
>>78966414
And that's how you know you're fucked in the head.
A normal man wouldn't give two fucks about it because he's not attracted to his daughter.
You obviously already have plans to fuck yours when you get around to finding a woman to carry your seed.
>>78966176
This
https://youtu.be/O84Y2lkgn8M
>>78966301
>1979 portrayal of a young black man
>>78966454
Why wouldn't you fuck your own daughter? It's basically free pussy.
>>78966454
Are you okay, anon? That was an only specific outburst just now. Maybe you aught to talk to a professional about whatever machinations are dominating your thoughts
>>78966454
>I think exposing myself to children is fine but I'll act like you're the one with the problem
>>78966501
Normal men don't. And your funny "am i fitting in yet mom" shit is stale. No fun allowed.
>>78966470
What is this expression trying to convey?
>>78966577
I'm not being funny, I'm being completely serious. I would fuck my own daughter if I had one.
>>78966446
>blah blah blah its the demcocrats that are the real racist!
Shut the fuck up. Niggers have always nigged. It's just gotten to the point where they now feel free to do whatever they want and the media can't cover it up.
But idiots like you 50 years from now will watch t.v. shows, movies, commercials, etc. from now and think all blacks were upper middle class geniuses that new their fathers and were discriminating against by evil white people for no reason
>>78966566
>projecting
>>78966614
Yeah that's what you're doing, Shartard.
>>78966594
And you know that's fucked up right?
Knowing and accepting makes it ok because you aint a hypocrite.
I wouldn't fuck my own daughter but I'd fuck someone elses.
>>78966594
legit
>>78966644
You're showing me up something fierce, im literally shaking
>>78966650
>I wouldn't fuck my own daughter but I'd fuck someone elses.
What the fuck is the difference? Fucking your own daughter is like jerking off with your own hand.
>>78966663
OH SAY CAN YOU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, BY THE VIRGIN'S NECKBEARD SHART! WHAT SO -FUCKING NORMALFAGS GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD- SHARTY -GODFUCKING DAMN- SHART SHART SHART SHART SHART!
>>78966414
he has a wash cloth over his lap. black famillams use wash cloths, they just don't stick the bar of soap in the crack of their asses and leave it for the next person
>>78966685
One is fucking something you should love purely, while the other is fucking someone elses kid because they didn't raise them properly.
>>78966301
Roger Murtaugh was a uncle tom trying to live like a white man
not a good role model to the black community
>>78966583
she's angry at him for imposing the patriarchal social convention of monogamy to shame her into not having sex with 10/10 alphas instead of him, the worm
>>78966720
>fucking something you should love purely,
Yeah, I love with it with my cock. There's no other reason to have kids other than fuck them, it's basically just your own flesh wrapped your own cock, a fuck toy, nothing more.
>>78966703
>implying I've ever watched this movie
I don't take baths but I assumed you don't use a bar of soap or wash cloths when your in a tub of soapy water. My bad, nig nog
>>78966738
Why would I want the same old tired shit day in day out when I could go find someone elses tired old shit and have some fun?
>>78966594
no, you wouldn't
>>78966738
dad, get off the internet
>>78966776
Yes, I would.
>>78966723
Really sad that niggers cant handle being civilized.
>>78966446
The african american community has always been fucked.
>>78966611
>t.v.
>new their fathers and were discriminating against by evil white people for no reason
ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!
>>78966809
nah
>>78966176
The beginning of Straight Story.
>>78966931
Actually, probably the entire movie, but the beginning already seems to sum up America rather well.
>>78966883
You do realize English isn't everyone's first language, right? Try actually forming a substantive argument next time instead of address a couple of minor grammatical errors, you salty spook
>>78966946
Not him, but what fucking argument?
>>78966946
Relax anon. It's 4chan, people are cunts here, get used to it and stop having such thin skin.
>>78966368
now they change/remove genders
FLAVOURTOWN
>>78966723
>play a good upstanding American with a job who works hard to provide for others besides himself
>this is somehow a bad thing
>>78966176
>>78966491
I was born a poor black child.
>>78966176
>>78966723
motherfucker
>>78966414
>RREEEEEE stop looking at my penis
Funny that you bring it up as an American thing. I remember watching entertainment tonight when the first arry potta film was coming out, and during an interview with radcliffe he's asked what he did when he found out he got the role, and he said he was in the bath talking with his mum when the phone rang and she went to answer it and came back in shouting that he'd gotten it. Both me and my mom looked at each other and wondered why an 11 year old was having a casual Convo with his mom while he was bathing, and we just chalked it up to being a British thing
>>78966446
>the Democrats are the real racists!
wow another delusional 12 year old brainwashed by /pol/, read a book you retard
>>78969595
>Paternalism isn't viewing something as beneath you
>Liberals aren't being parents to black people
???
>>78966446
>It's because it's a product of its time, just like a 2010 movie is
What did he mean by this?
>>78969595
Democrats are racist but only against white people. They want equality for everyone but whites, Jobs for everyone but whites, etc.
They'll happily tear down all borders and let the 3rd world in to steal everypnes livelyhood and then get on national tv and talk about how wonderful and equal things are.
>>78966723
What do blacks even want?
Be civilized, live in a nice neighborhood, have a job and support your family = Uncle Tom
Be a thug, commit crimes, be on welfare = stereotype
There's really no middle-ground.
>>78966723
>he wanted to live a civilized life, in a civilized neighborhood surrounded by civilized people
the fucking madman, how does he dare?!
>>78967453
the saddest thing is that I like girls with short hair and no tattoos
ironically I can only find it in blacked.com
>>78966176
The intro to Idiocracy
>>78971090
Why does blacked get all of the good looking girls?
>>78966176
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
>>78966611
CTR Shill.
>>78971372
I don't know, man. Maybe is some kind of purity shit or something.
A tattoo is the best example to brand a woman saying that she is used goods.
>>78971372
they pay absurd amounts of money
>>78966995
is that a piece of bacon sellotaped to the wall?
>>78966176
violence and lolz
>>78971372
Easy. All the good looking white girls rush to get blacked. They don't pay them a dime.
>>78966368
boy am I glad I never went past the first season of Dexter
>>78973129
It's truly shit. No idea why it is so well-received.
>>78966723
>people can literally spin anything to suit their own argument
>>78971244
Ow My Balls! dangerously reminds me of youtube.
>>78966176
I've never seen Ride smiling before
>>78967453
who dis
>>78967453
>6 hours ago
>this is still up
BRAVO MODS
this scene always makes me wish to be an american homosexual in the eighties
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zmfd9etbXGE
>>78977521
what's stopping you?
>>78977689
drumpf's immigration ban and a time machine
>>78977689
He would need a time machine, and he can't borrow mine.
>>78966650
>wouldnt fuck his own daughter
>would fuck someone elses
hypocrite
>>78977521
It wasn't exactly a good time for gays, you know
>>78977521
u wot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg1Yr3cgJOA&t
I'm surprised that nobody ever posts about this movie when talking about Americans
>>78966368
Why are there both age progression and age regression options when the next step lets you choose negative numer of years?
>>78980246
Fuck I wanna eat a hamburger now
>>78966470
Whats this tv show?
>>78980846
You're the Worst, /tv/kino
>>78967387
this
>>78977521
hopefully you would die from aids, faggot