THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO

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THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR VINTAGE DATERS, COOL DOWN YOUR WIINE COOLERS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE CANDLES HAVE BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO POUR YOUR PAUL MASSONS, TAKE A SIP & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

- TASTE BUD ENHANCMENT SUITES
- NUERON-TO-MOUTH BRAIN CATALYSTS
- HAND STABILIZERS FOR POURING
- CRUMB CRISP COATINGS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov1EJRbd-bo <---- HIT PLAY NIGGA

>YOUR FANCY FRENCH AMBIENCE ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE XANADU DINING ROOM, FITTED WITH SERVERS AND A EUROPEAN STYLE WINE SAMPLING ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE AD READING SESSION YOU CALL OVER KUBRICK USING 20 SPLICED TOGETHER BEEF BURGER AD READS BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION CHAMPAGNE TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH WINE CORKS
FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY PAUL MASSON ENEMAS JUST AS THE TEN SHOTS OF FROZEN PEAS KICK IN AS YOU LISTEN TO YOUR TWO DIRECTORS HYPOTHESIZE WHAT EMPHASIZING THE “IN” IN “IN JULY” WOULD SOUND LIKE

DUDE MWWWUUUUAAAAAAAHHHH LMAO

DUDE PAUL MASSON LITERALLY FERMENTED WITH FRENCH EXCELLENCE AND THROWN AROUND THE ROOM CITIZEN KANE STYLE
>"MICHAEL CURTIZ JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS DIRECTOR AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE SET SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" CURTIZ, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

- Orson Welles, 2015


>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING ORSON WELLES NAKED IN A CHAMPAGNE TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF WINE CORKS TRIPPING

- Brought to you by PaulMasson©

cue the French Champagne