I am a straight man. I have sex with women.
That said, I'm dead fucking serious when I say that Skinner is the sexiest motherfucker in all of the X-Files. Scully is a dim candle to the gradient glow of this alpha bull. His masculinity is so fucking raw it gets me—a straight man—hot.
You can search up and down television history. You don't find a more macho man than Skinner. I dare you.
>>78955911
If you don't want to plow the shit out of scully you are a fucking moron
Is this pasta?
>he'll never put you in the headlock
>>78955911
>I am a straight man.
Okay, so far so good.
>I have sex with women.
Aaaaand I call bullshit.
>>78955911
where you molestest by your 8th grade geometry teacher anon?
as a fellow heterosexual i gotta admit that skinner is surprisingly built
>>78955911
>You don't find a more macho man than Skinner
and he didn't age a fucking day between the end of the series and the mini from 2015
You now remember that time Skinner murdered a prostitute and then Mulder and Scully covered it up
>>78955911
He was a man's man for sure
>>78956079
some dude trying to force a meme. I don't think it's going to last.
There's nothing gay about wanting to allow Skinner to go to town on your asshole
>>78956374
You also remember the time Skinner spent several hour long specials about magic ogling the assistants.
>>78956374
it was ghost alrigh?