>watch movie for the first time >immediately make a thread

story of my life

fuk off redd1t
everyone knows the first thing you're supposed to do is go to the wiki page and find names of actresses and look at the plot to see if you understood it and then go on /tv/ to make fun of people who didnt

>watch movie for the first time
>read up trivia on IMDB for casual conversations

>It's a bot created thread episode and OP's ID is never seen again episode

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>mfw attention span is fucked because of the internet so I can't even sit through a movie without playing games/ shit posting on reddit

first I kick the weed addiction but the internet addiction is going to be harder..

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>>78955123
>go to the wikipage
>see one of the actor is of jewish descent
>immediate hate the movie

>>78955093
>waiting for the movie to end before posting

why?

>>78955093

>watch movie for the first time
>a thread is already up

:^)

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>it archives with zero replies

>watch movie for the first time
>can't even remember you watched it when you wake up the next day

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>mfw want to watch a film but aussie internet is so shit I would have to download in meme quality

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>watch something good
>/tv/ calls it shit

>make a really funny post
>no responses
>get reaction images and react to my post to get the ball rolling
>get called out as samefag

>finish watching movie
>search the archive for past discussions

>>78955274
>make a funny post
>no responses

>make a clever post
>get banned

>make a stupid and obvious meme post
>10-20 replies

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>>78955139
>Reddit

>>78955093
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