>I'm gonna have to science the shit out of this what

>>78951420
He'd have to use his a lot of his mathematic and scientific knowledge in order to come up with a plan

>>78951420
That he will have to continuously cut everything as close to failure as possible, recovering only with engineering and science.

The book does a much better job at explaining this.

It also doesn't make an astrophysicist named Park FUCKING WHITE.

>>78951420
Science and shiet

>>78951420
A cringey Neil deGrasse Tyson tier remark

>>78951789
>FUCKING WHITE.
Woah there! Racist much?

I hate pop science

>>78951856
I mean, I'm white and even I was offended that they just erased an obviously Korean role.

Like, what? Knockoff Kristen Stewart is better than some actress from Seoul?

>>78951420
pure undiluted reddit

HUPP HUPP DA SMAD MAN DO DA SIENZ

IM GOING TO GO HOME AND PLAY MY LEGO BLOCKS CAUSE IM A BIG BOY SIENZ SMAD MAN DOO

>>78951420
I'm gonna have to Reddit the memes out of this bacon!

>>78951420
He was going to remodulate the deflector dish.

>>78951748
In ENGLISH, doc!

>>78951420
The science shits at Midnight, kind sirs!

>>78951420
It was pandering to the modern autists that think they are genius because they are good at math while still having normal jobs and not being successful at all

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>>78952106

>>78952193
hue

>>78951748

>I will have to use a catalyst to oxidise hydrogen in order to make water

Yeah, im sure that sounds better.

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>>78951420

In order to survive, he would literally use his botanical expertise (science) and his colleagues' feces (shit) to grow potatoes in sterile Martian soil.

>>78952401
>I'm gonna have to botanical expertise my colleagues' feces out of this
hmmmmm

How many times a day do you think he jerked off?

>>78952504
I wondered this too. The book doesn't even talk about it either. The closest he goes is to tell Beth Johanssen she is a hot piece and she needs to realize she is.

>>78951420
>*audience erupts into laughter*
>*popcorn flying everywhere, thundering applause*

Probably the worst part of that shitty reddit movie