can any of you gentleman recomend me some theater where me and

>>78950309
holy fuck could you imagine being one of the white flight attendant on that flight?

>tfw forgot to bring my falcon to the 9/11 rehearsal

>>78950350
white does not mean non-arab fyi

Falcons are pure kinobirds, though.

>joint - chicken/ sparrow
>flick - parrot/ robin
>movie - cockatoo/ blue jay
>film - mackaw/eagle
>kino - falcon

fuck my last plane journey was like that, except with all my anvils instead. cost a fortune.

>go to cinema in Saudi Arabia
>buy a falcon off a street vendor to bypass the NSP
>I walk down the wrong hallway and a guard angrily escorts me to the "common" seating
>I am herded into a small room with several Bangladeshis and other assorted slaves
>the floor is all sandy
>we herd around a small barred window through which we can see the screen
>my falcon (which is actually a rat with two strips of cardboard taped to it) crawls out the window
>is immediately killed by the more expensive falcons of saudi billionaires
>movie ends and I manage to escape as the indentured servants are rounded up for their scheduled beating
>I make a run for the airport but am caught by the same street vendor
>upon hearing I can't return the falcon, he beheads me in the street

at least there were no women driving

>>78950309
rich arabs are fucking insane, goddamn

there must be a cheaper and easier way to transport a bunch of goddamn falcons

>>78950507
What about kiwi birds

>>78950507
>joint -jay/sparrow/tit
>flick - parrot /robin/pidgeon
>movie - ostrich/eagle/penguin
>film - hummingbird/crow
>kino - falcon

>>78950580
strap them to a giant pear

>>78950350
yeah man, what would I do with all that shit on my chest and fat bank account.

Layer cake, the lads will love it

>>78950507
Kino - Kakapo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGqT3alAtj8

>>78950350
meh, it's a one time thing

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>>78950847