How in the fuck did Tony get with so many chicks so easily? He's

>>78938655

Not unrealistic at all. Woman are very turned on by men in power.

He's a fucking mob boss

>>78938655
t. touchless virgin

>>78938692
Jersey? They're a glorified crew.

>>78938655
Most of the women he fucks are strippers or headcases.

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I ask the same thing about mcnutty

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>>78938655
>Are all the women in that show so desperate for his money?
I know people like to use the reason that woman like powerful men, but the problem with that reason is that a lot of the quick flings he had were with woman that probably didn't know or have enough time to find out that he was a mob boss. All they saw was a tall, fat, balding guy with a lot of charisma and a confident smile. Combined with the fact that he threw money around quite easily, makes him worthwhile to fuck or hang around with through a girls point of view.

>>78938725
He's fit, handsome and young

>being this jelly

1.He's charming, generous, rich and powerful.
2.He specifically goes after superficial women
3.His relationships don't last long (aside from his marriage), as the novelty soon wears off, for both parties

>>78938655
>>78938725
Charisma not to mention both are attractive

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you know Quasimodo predicted all of this

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>>78938821
>attractive

>>78938844
EVERY SOPRANOS THREAD

>>78938863
He's not handsome, but not ugly either.

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So who would win in a purely physical fight to the death?

>>78938883
Charisma and confidence can do wonders for any man regardless of looks.

>>78938885
Tony has fat man strength, so Tony.

>>78938883
He's not someone you look at and think "I really wanna have sex with that man" either.

>>78938885

Depends, who knows how to box?

>>78938655
>rich as fuck
>confident (at least outwards)
>mob boss

>>78938655

He is a fucking mob boss, every woman would like to be with a man like that for the excitement factor alone

He's an alpha male.
>>78938754
It's what YOU think of yourself that matters. He knows he's a mob boss, he is confident, people easily sense that. I knew a 60kg scrawny little average looking dude at my old job, that had a ton of women chase after him because he was charming and confident af. the more women wanted him the more confident he became and the more women wanted him. neverending cycle.

>>78938885
Tony no doubt. He's built like a fucking bulldog and have lots of experience with violence.
Don just happens to be well built by nature but that only goes for so much

I think because women are so bored with their boring lives so they seek something dangerous and thrilling . .
I cant pull that off. not my style

>>78938923
that's because you're not a girl anon

>>78938885
Tony has beaten people to death before, where as Don got his shit pushed in by Duck "The Cuck" Phillips. Feel confident Tony wins this

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>>78938717

Watch it, Carmine.

>>78938655
>I mean, I wasn't on set with him as often as the other actors were, but I did have my time with him when he and i were cultivating somewhat of a relationship and an attraction. And I think that at this stage of the game, deborah lin gandolfini won't be mad at me for saying this - I would have to say that he might have been the sexiest actor that i've ever had a chance to work with in a love scene capacity. Because he intimidated the poo poo out of me with those eyes.
t. Adrianna la Cerva

>>78939018
This

>>78939174
Women have no taste

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Is this the hourly Soprano thread?
Im on season 4. Karen just died, poor Bobby

What food should I eat while watching? Also, what alcohol?

>>78940178
>t. vito

>>78940178
Thats what the prefix "wo" means. The show was written by men though, so thats why the girls seem to have their shit together

>>78938885
Tony would pound him into nothing. Just like he did to your mom.

>>78940400
Id like to know what cigars he smokes, ive never had one but they must be good.

>>78938885
Tony would destroy Don for looking at him the wrong way.

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>>78940590
*dies of heart attack*

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>>78940642
>H&R Block will file your taxes... FOR FREE!

>>78939042
>tfw Paulie wasn't loyle to his capo

>>78938655
Fucker loved animals. Chicks dig dudes who like ponies and crap

>>78938885
Don. Tony never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

>>78938885
Mafia boss vs salesman
really makes me think

>>78938923
Speak for yourself ;3

>>78938885
Tony decked a coked up Ralph and easily got away with it.

>Tall
>Funny
>Charismatic
>Rich
>Dangerous

>HURR DURR HOW CAN HE GET WOMEN

>>78938701

I don't have FaceBook and I don't go on reddit. Can someone explain to me what this "t." shit means?

>>78938754

they could feel his power

Most sociopaths can be pretty charming.

>>78941835
t. reddit

>>78938885
tony would wreck don

>Tony Soprano is a well known mob boss
>Shown on TV
>Media coverage whenever he gets arrested

>There are civillians who still associate with him: lawn jockeys, financial advisors and lawyers.

Isn't dangerous to associate with these? Mobsters are backstabbers.

>>78941835
It's how a Finnish person might sign a letter. The Finnish word for "regards" starts with a "t" so they abbreviate it to "t."

>>78938655
Probably because he's in the fucking mafia.

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>>78940400

>What food should I eat while watching?

Ziti

>>78942230
Fuck you

of all the threads to repost almost daily why this one? that's what I don't get

heh is that fag who types masturbatory rants about Tony being a bull still around?

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>>78942269

>>78942230
Spooky

>>78938906
Confidence without charisma is autism.

>>78938725
I don't remember McNulty having especially much sex with especially hot women. I have sex with good looking women regularly and I'm nowhere near as good looking as him and I haven't had a job in years.

>>78941880
He wasn't a sociopath, that was just a meme.

>>78942230

>Karen's Ghost

what ghost? where?

>>78942330
Have fun while it lasts, you won't be able to get away with it in your 30s.

>>78942330
You must be 18.

>>78942372

Janice cup

watch it

>>78942339
>meme
>characters in the show literally describe him as a sociopath
>have a main character literally read it from a book about sociopaths
jesus you are autistic and it's not even funny

>>78941835
Are you seriously so underage you've never seen a dictionary before?

>>78942372
The wine glass moves.

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>>78938885
Tony would pound his bitch ass into gabagool.

>>78941880
>6 seasons exploring the nuances and contradictions of Tonys personality
>Every fucking thread some retard reduces him to a meme personality disorder

Tony was probably the most human person in the Sopranos, that fat faggot vito was more of a sociopath than he was.

>>78938986
I've been there. Women can smell it on you I swear to God.

>>78938816
>both parties

bullshit, women get weird and clingy with Tony, his novelty doesn't wear off

>>78942425
Well if you watched the show there wasn't consensus that he was a sociopath, Melfi resisted that diagnosis and only went along because of peer pressure.

>>78942483
Tony was bad but he had feelings, expressing himself was hard, he had to suppress his feelings

>go to Naples
>everyone is a dick

they truly nailed it there

>>78942535
>also noticed that the research she was reading is outdated and from the 80s
this show has so many layers of manipulation; theres really no clear good guy in the whole show

>>78942466
Then he faints

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>>78942422
>>78942453

holy shit I never noticed that

>>78942594
Shes moving her placemat

Tony was never a sociopath. He was a kind person who took the easy way in life. He could have been a football coach and made loads of cash. His high school coach tried to tell him to leave all the toxic people, including Artie, the biggest enabler, and become a great football player and a coach.

Tony chose the easy route, mob life. He overeats constantly and lives on a constant fear of getting killed.

>>78942585
>theres really no clear good guy in the whole show
I'd say Meadow was, but women aren't good people.

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>>78942570

More like

>Go to Italy
>everyone is a dick

I had a friend who moved with his family to Milano around 12 years ago, he was the nicest guy but just by staying there he catched the assholism, and when I visited him it was like a law that everyone had to be a dick.

Oddly enough the only nice and chill Italian I've known was from Palermo.

>>78942666
I agree, but remember, it was written by men. They fell for the "women and men are equals" meme, projecting their own internal morals and scruples into even the women characters. If it was a documentary, Melfi wouldnt be nearly so decent

>>78942674
true that

t. italian dick

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>>78942230
wow. i have never noticed that before. i love this show

>>78939042
Where exactly did this meme come from

>>78938685
This

he's a boss and he got money. Money and power do to women what make up does for ugly girls.

Also best girl was the one in vegas at the casino

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>>78942666
Charmaine was the only decent person on the show

>Constantly telling Artie not to get involved in mob affairs
>Chose a normal life than a superficial like Carmella

>>78942006
Wop gangsters are mules for Jewish lawyers, accountants, and politicians. There are rules to the game, such as, don't hurt/kill ((civilians)), and if they break those rules, they are subject to being whacked. It is instructive to consider the mafia as simply one type of organism in a larger ecology.

>>78942666
lel

she's a hypocritic bitch who enjoys all the perks of being associated with mob and pretends that the bad sides don't exist

>hurr durr i'm a good person daddy pls buy me new car with your blood money also mafia doesn't exist

what a whore

>>78942763
>i used to fuck your husband
tony rules

>>78942666
You know what, Bobby didn't nothing wrong, he was a good guy. I'm not even shitposting.

>>78938655
I wish I looked like him when I get old

>>78942585

>theres really no clear good guy in the whole show

Bobby and Furio were proper good lads

>>78942838
Bobby was in the mafia.

I still think Bobby was retard enough to have a normal job so had to join his father's ranks.

>>78942763
>tfw constantly hard as fuck whenever she's on screen

>>78938655
Position of power.
Outwardly alpha despite being inwardly fucked up.
Money.
Dangerous.
I don't see what doesn't make sense here, and I'm not saying it's a bad boy meme. Those reasons are just why and women would be affected by that in real life as well.

>>78942923
Bobby was one of those people that no matter what it was, he was going into the family business.

>>78942230
Seriously have never noticed this. DUDE

>>78938655
He's huge and built like a bear, he wasn't exactly muscular but you can't fake your way to bone structure like that.

>>78942422

its a called a glass faggot

>>78943293

I'm sorry:

Janice glass faggot

watch it

>>78943234
>he wasn't exactly muscular
Yes he was.

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>>78942230
so ghosts are confirmed real in sopranos canon?

>>78938885
Tony would annihilate this twinky faggot bitch.
>>78941245
>muh athletes
HHAHHAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA

>>78943390
He was very fat though.

But excellent bone structure, strong and violent as fuck.

>>78943390
He nearly made All-County

>>78943336
there we go

Tony couldnt even beat Bobby

>>78943542
HE SLIPPED ON THE CARPET

>>78943234
>>78943390
>>78943515
never had the makings of a varsity athlete though

He's fat strong. There's a difference

See you can recognize quite easily when he takes his shirt off, the man quite clearly was once very fit, and underneath his fat is a very muscular build. Unlike you where the only thing under your fat is a malfunctioning penis

>>78943515
Never had the makings of a varsity athlete though.

>>78943632
>THIS DOES NOT FUCKING SLIP

>>78943638
I completely believe in fat strongness, because I've seen it in action. But wouldn't his muscles have atrophied quite a bit over that kind of time? I mean he still does shit which probably keeps his strength up like beating people but I'm just saying. I just don't know how it works if you want to clue me in.

>>78943868
They do show him lifting weights to relieve stress in season 1 or 2.

As for atrophy. He's right at the age where atrophy would begin to have a serious effect on him unless he took measures to maintain his muscle.

>>78943638
>He's fat strong
Nice meme. He's fat as fatass

>>78944263
>said the angry skeleton

>>78944263
james gandolfini could have picked you up and snapped you in half.

Even if you fought his rotting corpse I'd still lay off some action on him

>>78942483
>meme personality disorder
Are you fucking retarded? How is psychopathy a meme personality disorder? He was clearly a psychopath.

>>78941727
Not that I'm saying Tony wouldn't win, but even coked up Ralph wasn't going to put his hands on a boss. Not to mention everyone got between the two of them when Tony hit him.

Lmfao at all the fat fucks talking about fat """strength"""

>>78938754
t. Virgin

>>78945288
They mean momentum, something that isnt in your fag yoga

>>78938717

t. Shah of Iran

>>78942230
Theres no ghost. Watch the scene again. They dont put their plates directly on the table, they have runners. Janices runner is holding her plate, wineglass, and the silverware on her left side.

When she moves the runner, the whole thing moves including the wine glass.

This is unintentionally spooky, unlike pussys ghost in tonys house

>>78943636
>>78943658
Those kids from Seton Hill were seven feet tall some of um

>>78946364
>>78942230
Why is there so much spooky shit in the Sopranos?

>AJ hearing noises and calls out for his dead grandma
>Pussy's ghost
>dead Livia's sillhouette staring at Tony in his dream
>that guy(ghost?) behind Tony that comes down the steps then suddenly stops and slowly walks back

>>78938655
He fucked mostly unstable women like the Russian bitch that called his home or Gloria from the dealership

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>>78947146
The spookiest is that religion is real in The Sopranos so Paulie really is being haunted by Mikey Palmice and Chrissy really did go to an irish pub and order a steak and a heineken

>>78942736
forced meme
it got spammed so hard by one guy that it actually became a meme

>>78938655
gandolfini might have been fat but he was fucking massive

also he's alpha and by middle age most men don't really look better than him

>>78945288
A fat, out-of-shape NEET will naturally have more force behind their attacks than a skinny, out-of-shape NEET. It's obviously not a replacement for actual training and exercise.

Same reason grab them by the pussy is believable and completely consensual. Power and money

>>78938885
Tony, probably because he looks like he would fight real fucking dirty. Grabbing the balls, stomping toes, bending fingers, that kind of shit.

>>78947736

> Grabbing the balls, stomping toes, bending fingers, that kind of shit.

That kind of shit doesn't work, with the adrenqaline you hardly feel anything

Getting KOed depends of how hard your brain gets hit, it has nothing to do with pain

>>78947812
Probably why he lost to Bobby Baccala

>>78947736
tony is a seasoned killer

I would bet on even weedy fucks like ralph over some sheltered chad in a real fight

/fit/ and /asp/ here

Strong fat happens, but tony is just a fatass

Though boxing skills doesn't depend too much on physique, they are reflexes you learn and can apply in any situation

so that being said, Tony probably knows some boxing, while Don probably lifts for aesthetics reasons and that shit doesn't even matters when there is someone punching you in the face

>>78947380
Does that mean that the Virgin Mary really visited Paulie at the strip club?

>>78942394
im 30, can confirm, he wont

>>78947146
you forgot the Virgin Mary at the Bing.

>>78943542
>sucker punched
>fucking Carm hanging on his back

T had him until Carm intervened.

>>78946364
Wrong. Look at the weird inverted L movement the cup does, that would be a weird ass movement to do with a runner.

>>78948635
Wrong. There's nothing weird about adjusting your runner.

>>78949118
in a short movement inverted L? ok, sounds like a totally natural movement...

>>78949227
You can clearly see her reaching for the runner and adjusting it you autismal cuck.

>>78949311
oooh, the fucking balls on this guy

>>78949227
if you didn't always eat at your computer, if you like, sat at a table with people, placemats do move. you adjust them

>tfw ill never be in the Mafia in the 1950's

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>>78949891
>tfw don't know what friends feel like

>>78942666
the shrink carmela visited that one time was a decent guy.

>>78938655
daily reminder that gandolfini became a sex symbol in the earlier seasons of the sopranos.

>>78938844
NOSTRADOMUS

QUASIMODO WAS THE HUNCH BACK OF NOTRE DAME

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Reminder that The Sopranos and Curb take place in the same universe.

>>78940400
A NICE BAKED MANNICOTTI

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[heavy breathing]
[fork stabbing against plate]

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>>78950943
>voted "sexiest man alive" by /tv/ in 2001
I never knew so many girls browsed 4chan

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>the episode where tony does the impossible, curb stomps physics as we knows it, and animorphs into a crab

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>>78951010
I like when he does that when Ralph is apologizing. He knows he's acting, Ralph knows he's acting, but they can't just drop it and speak, they have to go through the motions of what's expected

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CARMEN

>>78951048
how did they have the budget for cg this good, especially in mid 2000s

>>78942315
this is too true

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What episode are you watching tonight?

It's a bit unrealistic, but not crazy unrealistic

The only real downside Tony had was that he was fat. He was able to compensate for that with his wealth and alpha personality. I mean c'mon, he's a fucking mob boss. The confidence that comes from a position like that would work wonders

>>78951695
I want to FUCK Janice

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>>78951832
Y-you are kidding right

What happened to the Russian guy in pine barrens? Is this ever explained?

>>78951876
He went back to being an interior decorator

>>78951927
His house looked like shit

>>78951876
He drives a chevrolet movie theater nowadays.

>>78951874
nope

>>78952139
>skinny legs
>upper body built like a linebacker

>>78940400
gabagool you fool

>>78951356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KrPvXZqzLo