>character flips on the television >insanely relevant news

>>78936878
in future movies the characters will be getting news from the Joe Rogan experience

>nerd meets hot girl in the beginning of the movie
>in the end of the movie they get together

>character has sex or masturbates
>rolls over and goes to bed without pissing first

>>78936878
arrested development addressed that quite well

>criminal gets away with crime
>turns on television
>news has camera on a criminal
>criminal watching television laughs at the other criminal for being caught
>it's actually the criminal himself on camera and doesn't even know it

>>78937426
I do that all the time. It's not like the cum can dry up inside you. Nothing happens.

>>78936878
>culminating moment, main character just found his true self and in a hurry to fix everything
>Sir, you can't park here

>>78936878
>character gets in the shower
>enough hot water for a 20 minute wash

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...leaving the Vice President in charge.

>>78937439
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjqbiMFonR8

>>78936878
>Insignificant supporting character gets wounded amid chaos
>"No, leave me! Save yourselves!"
>"We're not leaving without you!"

>>78937410
st-stop

>>78938120
I'm sorry Anon :(
>>78937697
Thanks for reminding me once again that even though I'm a slavshit we still have better utilities than Clapistanians.

>>78937443
name
5 kinos
19 movies
46 flicks
215 indie albanian films
where this happens. i will wait

>>78937697
What third world country are you from?

>girl is hot as fuck
>she's not a dumb slut
I want this meme to end.

>>78937697
I do this all the time

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>Detective interrogating a suspect
>Are you religious?

>character is late for work
>isn't immediately fired and replaced by a mexican

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>phone line breaking up as an important bit of information is being shared

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>Couple has sex
>They don't put towels down first
>They don't grab the lube and toys
>They don't use tissues to wipe the cum off after finishing
>They don't then go to the bathroom and brush their teeth / piss before sleep

>>78938796

>couple has sex
>they wear underwear

>>78938880
>couple has sex
>they're under covers

>>78938880
I do this all time

>character is responsible for fucking everything up
>when he helps cleaning his own mess everyone sincerely thanks him and acts like he's the hero

>>78938796
>lube
goyslave dicklet detected

>>78937426
I don't always piss right after
>One time I fell asleep while my gf was riding me
I was just really tired that day

>>78938796
I have a blanket that I lay out because your bedsheets get pretty gross when they get cum on them every day, even washing them frequently

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>character sees a movie
>shot from the front with the projector shining beams above them

>>78937697
>he lives in a third world country
Aha

>male character watching TV
>He's not scratching his balls, occasionally pulling out the odd pube to floss his teeth with

>>78939107
>character sees a movie
>someone behind him keeps shushing

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>character has friends
>character has a gf
>character has family that likes him enough to speak to him
>character doesn't speak to himself pretending to be a 19th century russian noble courting noble ladies