10/10 movie but the story was weak as fuck What do you

>>78935661
>10/10 movie
>story was weak as fuck
choose one, anon

>>78935793
none watches movies because of the story

>>78935812
Are you serious, or is it another troll thread about La La Land?

>10/10
>weak story

Wow, you should become a critic. Your insight is astounding.

>>78935853
Well to be fair most audiences only care about how much a movie makes them laugh or how many explosions there are... or both.

>>78935919
the movie is about songs and dancing, not stories

>>78935940

That post isn't about stories, it's about that idiot being a retard.

>woah i'm so smart, dis is my opinion check out my original and appropriate opinion, wow i'm cutting through this review jungle like a machete
>please tell me what to think of this film am i allowed to like this

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>>78935971

Loved it. Saw it twice.

>>78935661

Movie would have been so much better learning about Gosling trying to re-open his Jazz club as the focal story

>In these desperate times, I’ve begun to look at old Hollywood musicals. Now everybody’s seen it, but I found a good pirate copy of La La Land. And then I saw one of the old musical masterpieces: [from 1935], Ginger Rogers, Fred Astaire. Top Hat. And it occurs to me, I want to write something in defense of these old musicals, where they tend to act without psychological depth. They just move like puppets. It’s too psychological for me, La La Land. I prefer the total puppets of Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire. Maybe I will write something.

>- Slavoj Zizek

>>78936074
who?

>>78936074
>sniffs
>pulls shirt

It was very good in the technical aspects + Gosling is kawaii as fuck.

>>78935812
Good movies tend to tell interesting stories

>>78936074
>Zizek says something empty and incomprehensible
what else is new

>>78936175
Chomsky pls.

>>78935940
>Movie about songs and dancing
>Neither leads can sing outside of an octave, and even within their natural octaves respectively, they can't sing
>Neither lead can dance
What did he mean by this?

Fuck you guys, seriously Fuck you. I saw this movie cause of you. You fuckers wasted my time and money.

>>78935661
dishonest movie is dishonest

>>78938365
>not watching the screener for free
u fked up

>>78938365
This but I didn't waste my money just time

This was a 4/10 piece of garbage

>>78935812
And nobody watches musicials for shitty singing and chemistry

>>78935812
*no one watches Hollywood Musicals for the story

>>78936095
PURE IDEOLOGY
*INHALES*

>>78935661
>10/10 movie but
>but

>>78935661
saw it last night, it was excellent. One of the things I particularly enjoyed was the fact that actors actually did everything themselves. It was downright surprising to see how nice everything is when there is no shitty CGI

Gonna see it again in a few days

Looked like a self aggrandizing Hollywood circle-jerk to me.

>Look at what these people had to give up to become superfamous millionaires.
>Remember that time where you had to audition like 20 times before you actually became an A-list actor? Jeez,our life was so hard.

And apart from the story.

>let's hire 2 actors who've played a lot of movies together, to play a romance

There was great chemistry between those two because it's real. That's not acting. They were probably actually fucking.

>Ryan Gosling singing
He can't sing. What makes him even more likeable for some reason.

>>78935812
this, plot is for babies

Most fake, inorganic and dishonest movie I've ever seen in my life.

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>>78935812
Go back to watching porn then

>>78940174
https://vt.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ok9fvj9aNl1qz5q1e.mp4#_=_

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>>78940635
fuuuuuck that shit is cash

>>78940635
do you have any more shit from the la la land set? I dying to see how they filmed it

>>78940635
neat

>>78935661
4.5/10 forgettable uninspired and uninteresting.
If I were to take the test 'describe the characters without saying what they look like or what they do' I'd draw a blank.

Saw it two days ago and only song I can remember is "City of stars" and that's only because they played it like ten times. It doesn't even make sense that the Goose is singing it, since he wasn't interested in stardom or the city of L.A in any point of the movie.

>>78941563
I enjoyed the movie but characters were definitely one of the worst parts for me.

There's a line in the movie that goes something like this:
>You don't need to go to auditions! You could write your own screenplays, make them as interesting as you are.

As interesting as she is? What exactly is interesting about her? Her whole character is "she is cute and wants to be famous and rich".

>>78935661
anyone got a decent torrent?

>>78935793
>muh story

Is this the ultimate pleb detector?

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>>78940635
>>78941112
>>78941457
well fuck, they deleted all the videos. I should've saved all of them. the opening crane sequence is insane.

>young woman cheats on her dedicated, hardworking boyfriend with a fedora-wearing, artsy douche she met yesterday

>>78942463
>defending normies
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee