You know what I miss? These "gross" 90's shows.

>>78934907
The green stuff gave cancer to some people

>>78934907
>inb4 this turns into a slime thread

>>78934922
Good riddance.

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>>78934907
The 90s were "wild, colorful, and weird" It was like the remnants of the 80s zigzag culture.

Society isnt like that anymore, Kids shows arent filled with weird sound effects and humor. Look at Nick studios in the early 90s. It's "loud, busy, and over the top" The 2000/2010s are smooth, refined, and minimal.

Because they know people would shoop the slime to make it look like cum.

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>>78934925
What's wrong with that?

>>78934907
The producers discovered it was a euthanism for cum

>>78934907
It turned out that the 'slime' was actually cum stored from paedophile producers mixed with food colouring. This was then 'unloaded' on the kids in front of millions of laughing people.

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>>78935009

>>78934922
it was oatmeal

>>78935113
You gullible little fool. Get on your knees while I squirt my warm oatmeal in your gob.

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What did they meant by this?

>>78934907
You Can't Do That on Television was from the 1980s! (That show DID give us Allanys Morrisett though!)

>>78934922 (Nice dubs)
That was oatmeal died green. Where did you hear that it gave people cancer? I think you're shit posting!

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>>78934934
i miss those days

>>78935296
It gave 17 kids leukaemia and the studios paid 1.7 billion dollars to keep it quiet. It was carcinogenic. Please stop spreading the fake news about oatmeal.

It was cancer juice with producer pedo cum.

>>78934934
That is the 00's, the 10's will forever be known as the decade where cartoons made for children are actually pandering to """grown""" men and womyn would want to push an agenda.

>>78935296
I thought it was corn starch. They even had a "recipe" in their website, but the dumb fucks showed pictures of nameless ingredients instead of the actual stuff.

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>tfw grew up on nickelodeon and developed a slime fetish

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>>78934933

>>78934934
>>78935319
I take my 3 year old nephew to a nearby place just like this every week, it's filled with loads of other screaming kids and is actually pretty fun
>SOCIETY HAS CHANGED IRREVOCABLY BECAUSE I'M NOT AWARE OF THINGS BEING HOW THEY WERE WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD ANYMORE!

>>78935465
this

>>78935428
Where's a good place to get these vids?

>>78935326
Basically this.
For example you'll find hundred times more AT merchandise for grown up people than for kids.

New SpongeBob is fucking disgusting sometimes.

>>78934984
You think that you are joking, but pretty much this.

>>78935246
>deadinside.jpg
Poor thing. Fuckin Dan killed her soul.

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>>78934934
>remnants of the 80s zigzag culture

Very comfy.

Also obligatory mention of the show that made the network: You Can't Do that on Television. Disgusting, sublime.

>>78935534
Pornhub. Most are hidden as private, so you gotta make some firends.

>>78935246
Wonder how many times Miranda was bukkaked slimed at her Nickelodeon time.

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>>78935817
Not enough times.

>>78935834
Yeah.... no surprise she became the ghost at college.

>>78934907
Age of the bubble wrap.

Celebrities probably complained and refused to show up.

>>78936243
Complained about getting a boatload of money?

>>78936268
Just because you have the power to pay someone millions to do something doesn't mean they'll want to do it.
Plus, I'm willing to bet they didn't tell some celebrities about the slim spots, but they can't look pissed off on a kids program, so they pretend to enjoy it.