Is this the most subverted romance in television history? They are perfect for each other.
X-Files Thread
Moder. I wil edspect de pabers on mi dedsk by da end of da dai.
Skolee i hef inburmashun on ur cadncer.
ids terminul. :--D
>>78929950
Why is he so perfect, /tv/?
[Sweating Intensifies]
I want to fuck his toy.
>>78929950
>>78929963
>>78929986
>>78930014
topkek
I need only your strongest aliens, alien seller.
>>78930014
IDS TERIMUNL
>Scully, the evidence proves that Aliens exist
"It can all be explained with this swamp gas and the moon, Mulder."
>Scully there is an Alien RIGHT THERE!
"Mulder we haven't slept in nearly 40 hours, it's exhaustion!"
>Scully there is a UFO abducting me right now!
*Steps away to collect scientific evidence*
>SCULLY YOU ARE LITERALLY AN ALIEN
"Mulder illusions of grandeur shouldn't be fancied right now"
/p e r f e c t i o n/
>>78930188
Alternatively
>Scully look at this mark on my neck, is it an alien?
>That is a pimple Mulder
>Must be the same pimple that took my sister, I have to go talk to the smoking man about this
>>78930226
THICC
>>78930421
okay so which of the 20 explanations for his sister's abduction was the real one?
>>78930058
>>78930226
Damn.
Fuck Im thirsty;.
>>78931330
Mulder was in a mental hospital the entire time and hallucinated the entire series as a way to cope with the fact that he killed his sister in a fit of psychosis