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Lemme tell you Joe Rogan it was early 70s, I was 11 year old Joe Rogan, on my third wife. She was pregnant Joe Rogan, we weren't even married, I hadda do sumthing Joe Rogan to provide. So I stabbed a man and took all his possessions and left him there to bleed to death. Joe Rogan, you know who that was? President Reagan Joe Rogan, he wasn't president then
Years later I met him again, we were doing cocaine together in the bathroom stalls of a Burger King in Queens Joe Rogan

>>78925565
Damn. Wouldn't be surprised if this sequence actually went down in an episode.

>>78925885
If Joey Diaz was more famous he'd get sued every other week with the shit he says. Like he doesn't even change names to protect the innocent.

You think there's any chimps at the bottom of the ocean? I bet they're like 400lbs and could tear you apart.

Help I fell over, Jamie pull me up.

His sub reddit has become a weird warzone of sjws and alt righters. Which is funny because he probably doesn't even know the place exists.

>>78926317
Most excellent.

>watch a random episode to see if the memes are true
>guest's talking about politics and the subject of Russia comes up
>starts going off about a Russian fighter
>"hey you know the Mongols conquered Russia for like 200 years? That's why this guy is such a warrior. He's probably a descendant of Gengis Khan. He's a fucking animal."
>keeps ranting about MMA for the next half hour
it's true, all of it

>>78925565

would it hurt for him to read a book

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKrf7mX_R6M

>>78925565
Why'd Joe Rogan threads die so fast?

>>78927191
wasn't russia formed into a state right after mongols