>Here's the craziest thing about life. This is the thing

You're clearly infatuated with joe rogan

>>78922929
JAMIE

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>So like, do you think crabs think fish are flying?

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>>78923006
it's kinda fun to rogan post, but it's getting overdone like any other meme. anons need to chill.

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>Scientists are now 86% - was it 88% - whatever, they're pretty sure now that Ancient Egypt was an advanced society that some say was at some point reset and we're just finding out right now.

>>78923337
Why does this moron have pics of Hendrix and Elvis? Does he think it's "cool"? What a colossal retard

>>78923372
Go fetch me a beer, you bitch nigger.

>>78923372
maybe he likes hendrix and elvis.

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Did Joe say really makes me think or did he say really makes you think
Also would Joe fuck a ladyboy?

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>So I read this article, Jaime can you pull it up? that said fucking stem cells might be the key to helping other animals, like orangutans, to evolving. Isn't that fucking weird? We sit here eating out kale smoothing with MCT thinking it's helping us on the spinning ball of dirt, but it was in our bones this entire time. Crazy. Want some? No? Okay.

>>78922929
>Did you know that evidence for psilocybin mushroom use was found in the ancient Gobleki Tepe? Some scientists think they used it to communicate with extraterrestrial life forms. *inhales deeply* *exhales quickly*... Powerful stuff.

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>my state will never legalize weed

Please comfort me /tv/

>>78923054
has brian recovered from his opiate addiction?
remember when brian purposely broke his tooth so he could get another vicodin prescription?
remember when Joe distanced himself from brian?
remember when Joe later talked about how a buddy of his was addicted to opiates and purposely broke his tooth to get more vicodin, not realizing how obvious it was that he was talking about Brian?

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>>78923864
i also live in new jersey
our state is filled with faggot gommies and yet we'll never get legal pot
really makes you think

I can't even take Joe seriously whenever he says one of this meme things

>That's craazy
>Jaimie, can you put on the video?
>Have you seen those orangutans fighting? They can break person in half
>Man, ocean is fucking scary
>Yeah, I have exactly this friend who does this thing which we are talking about right now, his name is John Smith or whatever name came up to my high af mind

>>78922929
damn...

wow, get a look at that chimp... those things'll rip your face off... *drag*

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>>78922929
I saw Joey Diaz at the tailor in New Jersey a few years ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “hah cocksucker? hah? hah?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckling "motherfucker" to himself as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Joey trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Susquehanna hats in his hands without paying.

The man at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Mr. Diaz, you need to pay for those first.” At first Joey kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.


When he took one of the hats and started scanning it multiple times, Joey leaned in to stop him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any cyber infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each hat and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Joey kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.