>It's a Truman talks to himself naked in the bathroom's

Such a great friend

did everybody see truman masterbate?

>>78921917
I don't have the premium subscription unfortunately.

Is he even aware of the president? Do they let him vote?

>It's a Truman secretly supports Hillary because he knows she's one of the biggest pedophiles to ever exist but he can't say that on public so he just pretends to support Trump episode
Feels bad man

>It's a Truman picks up a knife and cuts his testicles in front of the camera and since this was so unexpected the staff had no time to change the scene episode
Too bad this trope was used only one time

>>78921917
>Truman's mom busts in room
>" truman uses only Kleenex brand tissues when he beats his wills"

>>78922298
*willy

>>78921848
>It's a Truman pisses in the kitchen sink because he is too lazy to walk to the bathroom episode.

>It's a Truman spends the whole night spamming shota images in loli threads on /b/ because he thinks it is incredibly funny episode

>It's a Truman tries anal masturbation with a carrot and after a while it starts coming out full of shit and since Truman's family was outside of the bathroom Trumas has no other choice but wash it and then eat it
He didn't even feel any pleasure when he was putting that thing inside his ass by the way

>It's a Truman is into cuck porn but since cuck porn doesn't exists in the set he tries to make his black neighbor fuck his wife failing miserably every single time because his best friend keeps coming with a pack full of cold ones when he goes into his neighbor's house at night and threatens him with a knife in his throat and makes his wife get drunk

>it's a new Truman thread isn't as good as the ones from the last couple days episode

>It's a Meryl starts to choke during dinner and instead of helping Truman just watches her blankly until a skydiver falls through the roof of his house and begins performing CPR episode

>It's a Truman wishes he was 12 again episode

how long before this movie becomes reality?

>it's a Trump spends the day planning his life 20 years ahead instead of fixing the problems he has currently

>It's a Truman cuts up pictures of women's faces episode.

Do you think he's a serial killer?

>>78924719
>buying porn

>>78924863
Lol auto corrected your pol ass.

>it's a Truman has become addicted to oxycodone and instead of accepting invitations from his friends and family for exciting episode potential of going to barbecues, going to bars, going to parties, and hanging out, spends each night snorting painkillers and talking to himself in the mirror episode
I really wish this season would change focus, he's been doing this every episode for the past 2 seasons now and it's getting really boring and pathetic desu

>its a truman spends the day watching teen dramas to try and imagine what life could have been like in HS if he wasn't an autistic idiot episode

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>it's a Truman talks to himself in the bathroom mirror for two hours ranting about feminism and jews episode
>it's a Truman goes to sleep at 3pm and wakes up at midnight episode
>it's a Truman has blocked out all natural light from his room and hasn't gone outside or had live social contacts in weeks episode
>it's a Truman hasn't showered in three days episode
his mental health is really slipping lately

>>78924909
Still accurate though

>>78925011
why would you, I mean Truman, snort them?

>>78924774
Already happened in japan

>>78925011
2 years? Damn Truman, I only lasted 8 months

>>78925160
It hits you quicker, that's literally it

t. Snorted 4mg of Dilauden on a daily basis

>it's a Truman hasn't indulged his bondage fetish in a while so he goes on omegle cam under various bdsm-related tags episode
>it's a Truman really just wants to dom a cute girl but is desperate enough to get off that he's willing to do some on-screen self-bondage for guys episode
>it's a Truman feels post-orgasm disgust for getting off to a stranger ordering him to choke on a dirty sock taped in his mouth and jerk off episode
It had been a while since they used this plot, too. I thought they had moved past it.

>>78924719
>$234
I hope you're getting custom videos from her or private skype sessions if you're actually paying for that shit

>>78925094
>not going to bed at 7am and waking up between 5 and 7pm

>It's a Truman's cousin saw him jerking off, and now Truman can only jerk off thinking about it episode

>>78924909
fug

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>It's a Truman rants about the veracity of the Holocaust at Christmas dinner

>it's a Truman gets up early to vote for Trump but keeps having problems reaching the voting booth, like roads being closed or hour-long traffic jams, while all radio stations keep mentioning how voting for hillary is a great idea

>its a truman applies for a job he knows he won't get episode

>>78922663
>It's a Truman tries anal masturbation with a carrot and after a while it starts coming out full of shit and since Truman's family was outside of the bathroom Trumas has no other choice but wash it and then eat it
There were a million other solutions to that problem Truman.

>It's a Truman has masturbated so much during his teenage years he can't cum when he has sex episode

>>78921848
>It's a "the media bombed me so hard with bullshit about the election 24/7 I can't spend 5 minutes without thinking about it even months after it happened" brainwashed fuckwit
He was a good friend.

>It's a Truman spends 4 hours looking for a suitable hooker online and spends upwards of $200 on her even though a mortgage payment is coming up soon
Classic Truman

>>78925587
>it's a teenage Truman literally gets hard holding a girl's hand episode

>>78925641
>it's a teenage Truman gets blueballs from holding a girl's hand

>>78925199
>Dilauden

>cant even spell the drug he apparently did

t. used to snort Dilaudid

>>78925704
Oh forgive me for not being a fucking perfectionist, fuck off I railed M4s like they were going out of style

>>78925641
>its a teenage Truman gets hard while grinding with a girl at a school dance and she leaves mid song when she notices episode

>>78925750
Wow, sounds like a projector

>>78921848
>It's a Truman randomly screams in anger and hits himself because he hasn't seen another human being in months episode

>it's a Truman finally decides to kill himself, but the gun store, the drugstore and every convenience store are closed that day episode

>It's a Truman gets his hand stuck in the garbage disposal in the sink and instead of the light switch hits the power switch and blood shoots out as the remaining parts of his hand get pulled out and Truman screams in agony while his best friend busts in through the door with a six pack of beer and sets the label in front of the camera while Truman continues to scream in agony in the background before it goes to freeze frame.

>it's a Truman doesn't get paid until tuesday and isn't sure how much longer he can hold out from losing it and voluntarily overdosing because the only things he looks forward to in life anymore are money and the things he buys with them to stave off the inevitable realization that rope is the only purchase he could possibly make with any real merit attached to it

he was in deep that time

>It's a Truman broke up with his girlfriend, but now he went 10 months without seeing a pussy or having any kind of contact with another woman, he realizes he fucked up and might never have sex again episode

>It's a Truman spends the weekend on the couch watching random movies and mythbusters episodes on tv thinking about all the things he should be doing until he realizes it's 10pm on Sunday and he has to work tomorrow.

>it's a Truman spends saturday night sitting by himself in the dark in the kitchen downing licor and holding his loaded gun as his wife watches tv and pretends not to notice episode

>>78921848
>It's a Truman makes a completely unnecessary (and racist) reference to his Vietnam war record while lecturing his son on personal responsibility.

>>78926265
episode

>It's a Truman realizes he is 27 years old and has never had sex without paying episode

>it's a Truman has 4 years of experience in his work field and when he applies to an entry level job he doesn't get a call back episode.

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>that Season when you see Truman's friends and family start teasing him about his devoloping gynecomastia while he goes from mood swings to total despair
>the last day of the season he wakes up in his room, but it's painted pink and most of his things and clothes are gone and replaced by girlish stuff
>waking as if from a dream he puts on a plain dress and while avoiding looking into any mirrors he walks downstairs
>he enters the kitchen and see his mom is waiting him with breakfast ready
>"Oh good morning Trudy, I hope you like pancakes!"
>as 'he' sits at the breakfast table a loud intro with a logo spelling "The Trudy Show" slides over the view of a shaking Truman on the brink of madness
>later in a interview Christof says that he secretly put female hormone pills in Truman's food to turn him into girl and for a couple of seasons we'll get to know Trudy

He was like 8 years old at the time, how was this allowed?

>>78925526
Can they stop airing those fucking episodes for fuck's sake?

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>>78926351
if this isn't pasta, well done anon

i kek'd

>>78926351

>He was like 8 years old at the time, how was this allowed?

Those were simpler times

>>78925162
What did he mean by this?

>>78926518
there was a reality show in japan that basically did the same shit, i forgot dude's name and i really should know it all things considered but he went on to do it again

eggplant or some shit, i can't remember right now

he basically had to live off of whatever he could find, like he won a fuckton of dog food and that was his stock to eat from for a long ass time, that sort of thing

>it's a truman watches the first toby maguire spiderman film on TV and it turns out to be the directors cut version but for some reason the broadcast gets stuck on uncle bens day of the rope speech and plays it over and over for hours and truman gets visibly aroused episode
I still wonder what happened that day.

>It's a Truman's depression and self-doubt is drawing him away from his friends and he wanted to fight back but in the end he just don't feel like he still belongs to the gang and start cutting contact without making any big deal of it, secretly hoping someday he can overcome his inner demons and make things be like they were before, but he knows he is losing them forever episode

>It's a Truman argues about pedophilia on Reddit for hours instead of doing anything productive episode

>>78926562
Oh, that just sounds weird. I thought some crazy Japs literally filmed some guy who wasn't aware of it during his routine.

>it's a Truman gets ready to firebomb his black neighbors home right as his best friend is driving over to throw down a pack of cold ones and to show off his new firetruck episode

It's a Truman gets picked on at work for months on end and finally snaps and brings a gun to work only for the gas company to show up right before he goes inside and shut down his job for a week and when they're allowed to come back there are metal detectors and security at all the doors episode.

>>78925839
Sundays can be the worst.

>>78921848
>it's a Truman goes on a date with his 19 year old undergraduate co-worker while his abusive wife is at home just so I can feel something again

>>78926328
This is the worst episode. It almost feels like the others are conspiring against Truman sometimes.

>>78926586
well he wasn't aware of the nature of what was going on, they literally kidnapped him and set him up in that place, didn't know it was being broadcast to the whole country, etc.

he won some pretty nice dosh in the end and went on to do it again, made a career out of it to an extent that he wasn't so well known before it happened

>>78926777
Oh, that's nuts, and those are nice digits. It wouldn't surprise me that Japs are weird.

>when you want to get into Truman but can't find the pilot episode anywhere

>it's a truman tries to sneak a fart while out to eat with his wife but instead some diarrhea squirts out and truman freezes in shame and then waits a few seconds before asking his wife what that smell is and then he gets up from his seat and says that he sat in somebody's diarrhea and demands to speak to the manager to find out why the waitstaff don't clean diarrhea off the chairs episode

>>78926838
They really should make it more accessible to new viewers, it's tough catching up on 30 years of episodes and keeping up with the show at the same time.

>>78926917
>tfw you born after Truman was born so no matter what, you'll never catch up.

I think I'll just skip the formative years desu.

>it's a Truman tries to watch a movie but he pauses every 2 minutes because his autism doesn't let him focus in a single activity at the time anymore episode

>It's a Truman isn't doing anything for New Year's Eve and his parents keep pestering him about it and saying that he should arrange something with his friends, eventually Truman snaps and tells them that he asked his former friends and none of them wanted to do anything with him, leading his parents to start treating him nice and constantly ask him how he's doing, just sending Truman spiralling even more into a depression, and come new year's eve when he's all alone in the house whilst his parents and brother are out having fun he tries to distract himself from his nagging thoughts of suicide by watching some shitty movie but gets distracted half way through so he then takes a bottle of vodka he was saving for a special occasion and goes for a long walk and ends up at a sheer cliff over the ocean drinking the vodka and daring himself to stop being such a selfish coward and just fucking do it and save everyone the trouble, however Truman's innate fear of death get's the better of him so he simply finishes the bottle and passes out crying, after which the next morning when he arrives home at 11am with a seering hangover and urine soaked clothes expecting his family to be worried about him he instead finds them congratulating him on having found a party to go to at the last minute, a fiction which Truman is glad to keep up as it saves him from having to confront his mental illness episode

>it's a truman has a severe drinking problem after turning 21 so the producers dilute all of the alcohol in the fake town in hopes that truman won't notice but truman wonders why he isn't feeling it so he drinks mouthwash and gets so drunk that he spends the rest of the evening vomiting into the toilet and passes out on the floor but wakes up a few times during the night because he has to piss but he's too drunk to stand so he tries to piss into the toilet while sitting on the floor but he can't aim and pisses all over the walls and himself episode

>>78927055
Could've skipped that one desu

>>78927064
i had an uncle that got drunk off a bottle or two of listerine when he was trying to cold turkey it

HOLY FUCK that shit got him way more wasted than anything i've ever seen

>>78921917
Truman doesn't masturbate

>it's a truman tries to masturbate by tying string around his dick and fastening the string to a remote control car and keeps driving the rc car forward and truman thinks it's working because his dick is harder than ever but really it's because he tied the string a little too tight and he ends up rupturing several blood vessels in his penis and goes to the doctor the next day and claims that he has no idea why his dick is purple episode

>>78925481
>tfw auntie went on a rant about how jews own every mall and have a victim complex at christmas dinner
>tfw brother tried to start a fight over me not being against brexit even though it was half a fucking year ago

>it's a Truman tries to make a fleshlight out of a banana peel episode
Was this really necessary?

>>78922343
>College Truman episode
>His bathroom IS the kitchen sink

I never really liked the College Arc.

>it's a truman gets a severe scrotum laceration due to a boating accident episode

>>78926900
I hope this really happened.

>>78927278
The things they tried before killing his dad off were a little tame desu.

>it's a Truman isn't witty and can't think of anything to contribute to the thread episode

>>78921848
>That episode where Truman is eating dinner with his girlfriend and she starts to choke and flail around on the floor, her cheeks turning blue as she wordlessly pleads with Truman to save her and he just watches, unsure if he should help as he continues to chew his food when suddenly a skydiver crashes through the ceiling just in time to administer CPR before passing out from a broken leg he got botching the landing.

Anybody remember that classic episode where he accidently ran over that kid james from down the street, and pulled the body into the bushes and drove away and pretended it never happened?

That was a good one.

>>78927055
I wish I could watch a regular show where events like this happen.

I can relate quite a bit to Truman.

>>78921960
Yeah wtf

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>>78922957
Literally laughed out loud

>>78924687
This got me too

>>78921917
In the faux behind the scenes documentary they say something about how the camera always cuts to something else in the room (like a curtain or door) and the sound cuts out whenever sex happens. So presumably masturbation would be the same.

>>78926115
Literally me right now it's 9:56

>it's a young truman doesn't want to go to school the next day so he grabs the family dog and shoves his finger down its throat so it vomits on his bed and then truman tells his mom that he threw up and is too sick to go to school and everybody knows that truman abused the dog and they can visibly see the partially digested dog food in the vomit but the director is caught off guard by the events that transpired so he tells the mom to just go with it and she tells truman that he doesn't have to go to school tomorrow and as she's downstairs making a bowl of chicken soup for truman her mind is racing with thoughts of how truman became such a horrible person and the dog is immediately taken off the show and given to a shelter and the next morning the mom tells truman that their dog ran away in the middle of the night and that it would be pointless to look for it so truman shouldn't even try episode

>>78927980
Truman is a bad person

>>78927130
>>78927064
Can confirm. Canadian here, Indians drink listerine 24/7

>It's a Truman tries to secretly masturbate under his desk in class as he stares at his teacher's ass but the crew don't realize until he cums and his pants get wet.

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>Its a Truman is happily married, has a great kid, well paying job, house, car and aside from needing more sleep, is pretty happy with life but still somehow ends up posting on a Saudi Arabian vuvuzela enthusiest board

>>78928152>...episode

>>78928152
>>78928183
he has been browsing that shithole for years, it's a part of him now.

>it's a minor medical scare that the producers are obviously trying to blow out of proportion through the cast's comments on it episode

>>78928205
Did they create fake imageboard for him too? How do i post there?

>>78928360
You already are Truman

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>>78928394

>it's a Truman Burbank is the unsuspecting star of The Truman Show, a reality television program which is broadcast live around the clock and across the globe. His entire life has taken place within a giant arcological dome in Hollywood, fashioned to create the seaside town of Seahaven Island, and equipped with thousands of cameras to monitor all aspects of Truman's life. All of Seahaven's residents are actors. Creator and executive producer Christof wants to capture Truman's real emotion and human behavior.

The producers discouraged Truman from wanting to travel beyond Seahaven by instilling him with aquaphobia through the "death" of his TV father in a boating accident, and by constantly broadcasting and printing messages of the dangers of travelling. Despite Christof's control, Truman manages to act in unexpected ways. During his college years, Truman was set to fall in love and marry co-student Meryl, but fell in love with another actress, Sylvia. Sylvia managed to bring Truman out of the sight of cameras long enough to warn him that his reality is fake before she was taken away and off-set, with her "father" claiming they are traveling to Fiji. While Truman went on to marry Meryl, he continues to fantasize about Sylvia, using scraps from magazines to recreate her face in secret, and seeks travel to Fiji. Outside of the show, Sylvia has become part of a "Free Truman" campaign that demands the end of the show.

The film begins during the thirtieth year of the show. During the day, Truman notices strange occurrences that all seem centered on him (a falling spotlight, rain that only falls on him). Truman spots a disheveled man and recognizes him as his father, who had snuck back into the set, but the actors quickly drag the man away. Despite efforts by Meryl and Truman's best friend Marlon to reassure Truman, Truman becomes even more suspicious about his life. One day, he takes Meryl by surprise by going on an impromptu road trip,

1/2

>>78928465
2/2

but their way is blocked by apparent emergencies created by Christof. Meryl begins to break down from the stress, and during an argument with Truman, breaks character and is later taken off the show. Truman, depressed and confused, is consoled by Marlon, and Christof uses the opportunity to re-introduce Truman's father to the show proper, hoping to bring Truman back to some emotional stability.

Truman seems to recover, but the next day, the producers find Truman sleeping in his basement. Marlon is sent to check on Truman, only to find he has disappeared through a makeshift tunnel. Marlon breaks character, and Christof orders the first transmission cut of the show's history while a city-wide search for Truman is launched. Audiences around the world are drawn to this sudden change. Truman is found sailing out of Seahaven, having conquered his fear of water, and Christof resumes the broadcast as he sends a man-made lightning storm to try to capsize the boat. Network executives fear that Truman may die on live television, but Truman manages to persist. Realizing he cannot dissuade Truman any further, Christof ends the storm.

Truman continues to sail until his boat punctures the wall of the dome, to his surprise, and finds an exit door. Christof, speaking directly to Truman through a speaker system, tries to convince him to stay by stating that there is "no more truth" out in the real world and that by staying in his artificial world, he would have nothing to fear. Truman considers this, then states: "In case I don't see you... good afternoon, good evening, and good night," previously his unwitting catch-phase, takes a bow, and leaves. Sylvia races to go meet Truman while audiences celebrate. Christof's supervisors end the show for the last time, much to Christof's dismay, as audiences now start looking for something else to watch episode

>>78928494
>>78928465
>It's a Truman forgets to use greentext episode

>it's an episode where truman remembers something embarrassing he did and starts autistically saying "fuck fuck fuck fuck" out loud
>it's every episode

>it's a Truman sticks his finger in the cats ass to teach it a lesson for sticking its ass in his face all the time episode

I was visibly erect for some reason, had to excuse myself from my aunt's funeral.

>>78928583
Your family watches Truman on funerals?

>>78928610
well it was the will he,won't he actually kill himself arc so a lot of people had it on their phones when they weren't sitting paying respects. It's the most popular show of all time.

>it's a the truman show executives are forced to have a week long segment about drug awareness and truman has to take D.A.R.E. classes but they only educate truman as to the existence of various types of drugs and the director plans on having an extra offer a fake joint to truman and expects truman to have a moment of courage and reject the offer but instead truman hurriedly lights the fake joint which is instead a clove cigarette and after a coughing fit truman feels the nicotine's effects and thinks that is what it feels like to be high and truman asks the extra if he has any more but the extra says no so truman keeps asking people at school if they have weed and everybody says no but one day truman smells the scent of cloves and sees an extra smoking a clove cigarette and truman steals the pack of smokes and develops a nicotine addiction as he smokes his way through the pack and when he runs out of smokes he takes one of his mother's nylon stockings and puts it over his head and tries to intimidate the clove-smoking extra into giving him more smokes but the guy breaks character and starts laughing and the director has a police officer intervene and take truman into jail for another week long segment about addiction episode

>it's a truman has a mid-life crisis and decides to try hard drugs to forget about his declining marriage which leads him to find a dealer off craigslist and asks him to give "good ol' uncle truman the best damn cocaine in this shithole of a town" before being sold a bag of flour for $500 episode

>>78929444
>I KILLED A MAN FOR BABY LAXATIVE

>It's a Truman has university at 7 am but instead of sleeping gets under a blanket and plays FF 6 until the crack of dawn episode

>>78922663
fucking kek!

>>78927274
Truman never went to college newfag. Stop trying to fit in.

>>78922663
>>78922663
>its a truman pushes a carrot up his ass only to realize he is allergic and spends two days with an infuriatingly itchy rectum

>It's a truman can't stop masturbating and watching porn, which gets more and more degenerate with each day although he knows his gf is probably going to leave him soon because he doesn't want to fuck her anymore.

>>78932795
Just stop, man. You reset within a month. I've gone from disgusting shit to imagination in that time-frame.

>>78928541
I remember that episode :(

>>78930715
Shut up Bobby

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>>78932893
W-who said anything about me haha..

>It's a Truman keeps descending further into the rabbit hole as he reads about Epstein's Island, the Saudi connection to the Clinton Foundation, the child trafficking network in DC, Dyncorp's outreaching tentacles but then his friend suddenly storms into the room with a pack of cold ones so he has to slam the laptop shut and act natural episode

This was one of the only times where the Truman show shut down for 'maintenance'.

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>It's a Truman having alcohol withdrawals episode

2 real

>it's an A random bystander starts frantically shouting about some reality tv show to Truman but is suddenly hit by a freak meteorite and dies on the spot episode
that was a close one desu

>>78934227
you're doing it wrong

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>>78926037
fugg thts me rn

>it's a Truman goes to bed at 11am and wakes up at 8pm only to drink and watch movies until he falls asleep again episode

they've been on this arc for the past 8 seasons..

>>78934719
did you write pm and am backwards?

>>78934774
no

>>78921848
>It's a Truman starts developing homosexual interests during the college arc and gets a crush on the token gay guy at school, eventually garnering the courage to come up to him and ask him out. However, given this was in the late 80's/early 90's, the network refused to have a protag who was gay or bisexual, so they immediately removed the token gay with a "college transfer" and replaced his character with a 40-something, satin-wearing scrawny bald guy with a pedo stache and an extremely irritating lisp so Truman would be turned off of men forever.

Couldn't get away with that, today. Maybe he and Sylvia meet up with him IRL and have a forbidden love three way.

>it's a Truman wasn't getting enough attention on /r9k/ so he made a thinly veiled means of bitching about his life on /tv/ episode

>>78927891
Anno copied that in EoE

>>78926037
5 years here, you get used to it.

>it's a Truman Show crossover episode.

>it's a Truman is reminded of every single embarrassing thing he did in the last 10+ years and has no idea why or how to stop it
>it's another clip show
Kind of lazy from the producers

>>78934719
I actually don't mind this arc, is pretty comfy.

>It's a truman applies for jobs to appease his parents but secretly deletes any emails from the employers that respond to his applications and pretends that they just haven't replied so he can continue being a neet episode

>>78937252
It was easier to get away with when he actually never got any replies though.

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>>78925810

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>>78926610
Fuck I lost it

I'll wait for the sequel.

>>78927193
This is too specific to be made up

>it's a documentary episode about how Truman went to war against the studios for reparations for controlling his life since he grew up past being a minor
>after he wins the court case, 2 days later he turns up dead with slit wrists
>questioning the studio only probes the response of "he was a troubled man and it's unfortunate he couldnt handle the outside world. We were only trying to protect him after all. Please, in loving memory, preorder the "Best of Truman Volume 1 of 754" on bluray, and tune in February 14th for our new series, "The Venessa Show"

>>78926037
I still don't know how i got a woman to be with me for 3 years lmao

>it's a truman befriends a coworker only to take him out to the forest, chop him up with an axe and bury him in quicklime
>as there were no witnesses or evidence left behind the showrunners had to let him get away with murder