Hi anon. Ticket for one? I'm afraid we've implemented

*teleports into theater*
Heh, that was easy

>>78910966
Why do only insecure people feel they have to be surrounded by others at all times?

>>78910966
I would gladly take that girl on the left to the kinotorium.

>Haha, what do you think I am, haha, uh, single? They're in the popcorn mines! I just ran a little late, plus - I've got my falcon! Yes, my falcon, that should be good enough? Jerome knows me, where's Jerome? Jerome!

this actually got me into an american cinema once, I thought they were going to card me. good thing I was white.

>>78911018
LMAO HE CALLED HIM A GIRL GET IT CAUSE HES A GUY???? THIS ANON IS A MASTER OF COMEDY AND ORIGINALITY XD

>>78911071
There is a girl on the black guys left what the fuck are you on about?

>>78910966
ah yes, my apologies. I left my slave outside tied to a pole, I didn't think it was appropriate. Let me get him.

>>78911099
LOL WUT I MEANT THE *OTHER* LEFT DUH XD

>>78910966
Begone Nightbeast! I shall claim my seat at once.

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WHAT A FUCKING STUPID POLICY WHAT IS THIS COMMUNIST FUCKING CHINA

>>78910966
>me, my wife and the bull

Fuck you Robert, you used to be cool

>>78910966

Didn't you serve me popcorn last time or am I imagining things?

>>78911260
China actually had the original "singles only policy," when you think about it.

perhaps communism is the answer to your NEET dreams.

>>78910966
But you see I'm not here alone, I'm with my falcon, Henry

Where are the perches? Why isn't there fresh carrion at the concession stand?

>>78910966
Memes aside, are there any theaters that actually do this?

I've never gone to the movies by myself before.

>>78910966
whys she wearing a tie

>>78910966
>you will never facefuck that white boi and force him to fluff you before you plow his gf
why even live?

>>78910966
>How dare you assume my gender? I am binary fluid, therefore I count as two people. You'll be hearing from my lawyer

Then they give me free stuff to avoid a lawsuit because they're too spineless to call me mentally ill.

>>78910966
I'm meeting friends who are already inside, now get the fuck outta my way nigger

>>78911227
>>78911071
Why are you so angry?

These threads used to be the funniest on /tv/.
Now they're full of
>"Haha what if some place actually did this?!"
>"I don't know what y'all mean, I've never had to deal with it"
>"I'll just walk past them, what can they do?"

I hate nu /tv/

> I'm afraid we've implemented a no singles policy.

Hey nigger and those two white but not really white female employees, do you know there's a lack of women in this area? And by the way i'm WHITE so as part of my american white privileges i can enter the cinema alone but you can't cuz you ain't white. Comprenden?

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>>78910966
>run to the theater lake
>go underwater until the police leave
>sneak into the popcorn lines for a few hours
>sneak into the kinoma room just in time

Heh....

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>>78910966
psssht, I'm too enlightened for "friends". Such a foolish concept really: humans pretending to like each other to feel validated, pure hogwash. Step aside cause you're just a clump of molecules blocking me to watch photons that create images unto a wall that reflects the said photons.

>>78911691
why don't you contribute instead of complain there champ

>no singles policy

blame the lotsa lesbians everywhere.

>>78911812
fuck you, I tried this and got arrested

This is such a retarded fucking meme.

>>78910966
Fuck, Roberts moving up in the world.

I always go with a hooker. It`s pretty expensive, but at least no one thinks I am a loser.

>>78911558
is a dyke

Do y'all think a smoke grenade is a feasible solution? Like just toss it and run through the fog undetected?

>>78912720
You've ever seen a smoke grenade used in real life, have you?
They don't work like in your animes

>>78912816
Never watched anime, only kino and flicks

I have consultation with the kino shamen let me pass Robert.

I left my c. Legs at home, can anyone share with me?

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>>78913558
Here you go buddy, on the house!
You come by here so often it's my personal gift to you

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>>78913643
I don't take precious see lehgs from no porch monkey, you're lucky I haven't lynched you let you dumb coon

>>78910990
*teleports in front of you and grabs you by the neck, lifting you off the ground*
You shouldn't have done that...

>>78911490

>institute single child policy
>parents abort daughters
>1.2 men to 1.0 women
>have tens of millions of chingchong KVs

The designated theater shooter hasn't shown up yet, should I be worried?

>>78913813
*brraaap*

imagine having to wear a suit and tie to your theater job