ITT we create fake Ep8 opening crawls. hard mode: don't

bump

creativity surely takes time. anons furiously at work, I bet.

>>78908838
>and a bounty is placed on her head.
that was waaay to fast dude. You could say that that caused some conflict, but nothing like that already.

>>78910540

If i was Snoke and some random chick just bitchslapped my apprentice I'd start training a newer better apprentice to take her out, either Kylo gets good or gets dead

>>78908838
Use this:

https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/

Let the chaos commence

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>Kamikaze, amigos! As Rey has escaped to find The Last Jedi® the FIRST ORDER has enlisted the help of Japanese mercenaries to hunt down and destroy any remaining Jedi relics, as they fear the Jedi way too closely resembles Buddhism. In hunting down the Last Jedi's® the Japanese bounty hunters commit hundreds of war crimes on multiple seperate occasions, surely they won't get away with it this time!


>Oh yeah, and I think Rey is about to fuck Luke.

>>78910676
https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/AKbfktZTQJBOGO72qMjF

Here we go

>>78910540
We have no idea how much time passed from when the heroes return from Starkiller Base, to when Rey, Chewie, and R2 depart.

C-3P0 waves goodbye with his re-installed gold arm, and everyone is wearing different clothes.

Rey probably had her first shower in 15 years. That alone could've lasted a week.

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https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/AKbflhLRK4NdyQzCjWSq

Very little effort went into this, enjoy!

>>78910956
kek

https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/AKbfmUzgoiJjDOq1gj6d

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War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere.
In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate.
As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor....

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I'm not a very good writer

>>78911157
was getting caught part of Sheev's plan?

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>Under the command of General Hux, an elite Stormtrooper unit, 55, has been dispatched to the planet Toydaria to capture the remaining members of the fugitive natives
>A Daring rescue is about to take place spearheaded by Sgt. Finn, spurred by the memories of the 9,000,000 Toydarians put to death in labour camps across the system...

>>78911270
OF COURSE

https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/AKbfpFuiLrlUVMK0YeoJ

>War!
>Big battle happening, star destroyer and rebel ships sail into and fight begins bang bang boom vannonsnfire and gunpowder smoke fills the sea of space and ships ride the waves to rescue the other ships but stopped by kylo ren and snoke and hux and evil leia with theyre new superwepon "Star Destroyer" that can destroy and entire star and leave a planets in darkness, the more darknrss they speard the more dark side grows and luke and reys planet is targeted next, what whill happen to our brav heroes find out next time on espidoe 9 "The last Lightness"

>DIRECTED BY: JAR JAR ABRAMS
>PRODUCED BY...

>There are heroes on both sides

>>78911412
Topical, nice!

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https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/AKbfrKn5Xa1li3FtDghQ

>>78911208
I dig

>>78911412
>https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/AKbfpFuiLrlUVMK0YeoJ
>There are heroes on both sides
Kek

>>78911085
best one so far, disny shills BTFO

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https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/AKbfuKm2nrNDXo0M2K0O

>>78908838
https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/AKbfvwf9NxM7Z71iNTTZ

>>78910956
YES

>>78908838
Nice try JJ

>A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

>STAR WARS

>EPISODE VIII
>THE LAST JEDI

>The flight plan has been filed. Brave operative, CIA, has been scouring the galaxy for the elusive DR. PAVEL, hoping to reach him before the mysterious mercenary, BANE?

>Having sent a friendly MASKETTA MAN for Pavel, Cia meets in a field with his men from the agency. However, he notices Dr. Pvel, against his wishes, brought friends.

>After his bluff is called while interrogating his extra passengers, Cia discovers one of tem to be none other than Bane himself, and that if Bane's mask is removed it will do him harm, for he is a big guy for you. Bane moves on to the next step of his master plane: Crashing this plane, with no survivors...

>>78912584
Finally, something original

>>78912920
>Episode 13

>>78912920
The title makes this

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>>78913077
I meant typo


wew

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>>78908838

https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/AKbg0iYZA0472n2Vh9zG

>Finally people have realised how shitty the Republic truly is after the Empire built another Death Star and the Republic did squat.
>They disbanded the senate and asked a couple of Hutts and the First Order to rule over them. Peace has thus finally arrived in the galaxy.

>>78913202
lol

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>>78908838

>>78908838
>rey is holding the lightsaber that anakin skywalker, obi-wan's good friend and luke's father, used to kill like 50 kids with

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https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/AKbg2G6fXTjRI_WC1Lzq

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https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/AKbg1yK0GVgOjHYBPZM5

>>78913322
Stop

>>78913322
If this trump poster doesn't reply to this his mother will die painfully over 48 hours from being wounded in a car accident.

>>78913322
kek

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https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/AKbg685jBFSLprc4FHhH

>>78911085
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

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https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/AKbg99fvc8u2e8xDl01D

>>78913322
This is just good posting.

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>>78910956
Fuck yeah, Barrel Bob is the shit.

https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/AKbgFrJasc2dAqQgpB0s

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https://brorlandi.github.io/StarWarsIntroCreator/#!/AKbgHwMvdsxi_CRb-t9W

>>78913322
ahhh