>"Hey buddy, what's your name?" >"The

>>78905227
jesus fuckin'n christ, Ramen

I liked how he shouted Sieg Heil before shooting webs

FUCK NIGGERS

>>78905227
The deleted scene is just as worse
>Hey buddy, what's your name?
>The human holocaust
>A fantasy name? That sucks!

>your friendly neighbour Cop Killer Man

What did he mean by this

>>78905227
>AT LEAST NAME YOURSELF AFTER A REAL EVENT KID!

>>78905994
The studio requested that he did a little bit of liberal pandering too.

>"What's your name, kid?"
>"Well, you can call me Spider-Man, but my real name is Peter Parker. I live with my Uncle Ben and my Aunt May. I can't remember if Uncle Ben is dead by this point in the movie, but that doesn't matter for right now. Anyway, I've got this crush on Mary Jane Watson but she's into this friend of mine, James Franco, or maybe she's still with that dude whose behind I kicked earlier in the movie; I can't remember right now because I saw this when I was 12 or 13. I think one day, I'm gonna kill James Franco's dad after he dresses up in a costume and starts calling himself Green Goblin. Did I tell you about my friend James Franco? We live together, but we're straight. I like him but he might find out in the next movie that I killed his dad and he might try to get revenge on me at some point, but I'm not sure how that turns out since I never saw the third movie. He was a good friend."

DUDE
MEMES
LMAO

still waiting on the forced meme pasta

>>78905227
>nice shirt did your ass pirate husband make it for you?
really?