Why is he called "Junior" Soprano even though he's

I really don't like this thread

Probably because he had the same first name as his dad.

>>78902047
His full name in the show is Corrado John Soprano, Jr. It was read out at his trial.

In other words, he has the same first name as his father.

>>78902047
>AJ Soprano
>Anthony Junior Soprano
DEEPEST
LORE

>>78902897
Aj should be a junior, hes the youngest soprano

>>78902897
He's like DJ in Roseanne. "Dan Jnr."

What was Silvio position in family before Tony became boss?

Why was Sal aka Pussy called Pussy

Why was John Sacrimoni called "Johnny" "Sack"??

Why was Anthony Soprano called "Tone" and sometimes "T"?

why was paulie gaultieri called paulie walnuts

>>78903850
He was a cat burglar. Chris explains this to Belevaqua in season 2 when cracking a safe.

>>78903978
Why was Christopher Moltisanti aka the Loyle Capo called "Chrissy"

>>78902047
well he wasn't always old was he?

>it's a Silvo Dante is called "Sil" episode

Why was Furio Giunta called Furry? Is Chase a degenerate?

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Why did they call him Phil Retardo?

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Finn Detrolio, my arch nemesis.

>>78904295
>tfw you've jerked off to the thought of vito raping finn

>>78903035
A soldier

>>78903978
THAT is filmmaking

>>78902047
It's ironic. Like nicknaming a fat guy "Slim".

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARMELA

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you know Quasimodo predicted all of this

>>78903942

In his youth he was robbing a truck he thought was full of new TVs, but instead it was just a walnut shipment.

I would have just taken the crazy brunette Russian girl desu.

>>78904792
my dick

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>yfw your with the vipers

>>78903035
was sil the only one without a goomah?

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>>78905446
Johny Sacks was the only one without side bitches

Was he, dare i say it, /our guy/?

>>78903019
Didn't both their actors end up getting criminal records?

>>78905567
No, Johny "I cry like a bitch" Sack in not our guy.

>>78905881
t. Shah of Iran

>>78905446
Not only did Sil not have any side bitches he hadn't even killed anyone, even though he was on collections. He was just too easy natured.

Point is, even though he came across like a lovable fat uncle he always and I mean always got his money. Nobody ever tried to stiff him.

Even Janice thought he was an easy mark but look how long it took her to "eat the lasagne."?

Remember this is a woman who'd let anyone do anything to her, no matter how sexually deviant. Fucking fer with a loaded gun pressed to her temple.. strap-on fucking a guy up his ass .. anything.

That must be really awkward when he's middle aged so the "junior" label doesn't work literally but he's not old enough for it to work ironically either. Although I guess that makes it funny in a post-irony sense

>>78905920
Fat piece of shit.

>>78905939
>Not only did Sil not have any side bitches he hadn't even killed anyone
What the fuck are you talking about? He murdered Adriana in cold blood. He has no problem in beating women who works for him too,

YOU WERE SUCKING HIS COCK

EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT IT

EVERYBODY IS TALKING ABOUT IT

>>78905446
I'm pretty sure he was with a goomah in a restaurant shooting scene in season 6.

>>78905939
>>78905997

he's getting Silvio mixed up with Bobby

>>78905446
>>78905939
Silvio fucks the strippers in the Bada Bing, Christopher confirms this

>>78906083
How the fuck could you confuse this two?

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>>78905969

>>78906116
fairweather fans and speedwatchers

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>you will never whiff her knickers

why go on

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>>78906198
AS OF HER WEDDING DAY, ANYTHING THAT TOUCHES HER PUSSY IS OFF LIMITS

>>78906160
Hey. You'll gonna build Beansie a ramp.

>>78906198
she was completely unattractive, like when Adriana went out with the other mob wives in season 5 she was the ugliest woman there even though she was the youngest one kek

>>78906235
But she was faithfull, that was her most endearing quality.

>>78906227
i'll build a ramp up your ass, drive a lionel up there

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>>78906235
objectively wrong

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>You will never open a fridge and take out a plate full of canolis.

UP IN THE CLUB

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>>78906124

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GET THE FUCK IN HERE:

https://www.arconaitv.me/soapnos/

It's Leotardo giving everyone a hard time about his car.

>>78906250
she would have sucked Tony's cock if the car hadn't crashed

>>78906359
>it's a Juniors goes to a bunch of funerals episode

>>78906415

>It's Tony going for a triple blue-berry sundae, on a hot summer night

>>78906376
I've always thoght about it as means to an end for Adriana to build a happy life for her with Chris.

>>78906300
that seems like a highly attainable goal

>>78906440
yeah that's what every cheating slut says

"I sucked Chad's cock for both of us!"

>>78906551
But seriously, this happens right after FBI chick told Adriana to get close to Tony to undermine him. Even if she had some feelings toward's T, she wouldn't cuck Chris if it wasn't neccessary.

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>Prime Meadow

My gf left me and ive been a shitty state but this thread has cheered me up thanks

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The best qt of the show is AJ's gf in the last few episodes

>>78906719
That's not prime meadow. She was on her prime before she lost the weight.
>>78906789
Best qt was Adriana's undercover FBI friend, and redheaded gal whom Chris fucked.

>>78906837
>Best qt was Adriana's undercover FBI friend, and redheaded gal whom Chris fucked.
Patrician taste.

>>78905567
>Johny Sacks was the only one without side bitches
Bobby didn't have goomahs either they said it at his wife's funeral

>>78905567
Mr. Broomstick-up-his-ass

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>>78907050

A lot of girls were interested in him, but then he chooses to settle for Janice?

Jesus, doesn't anyone know that the Sopranos have putrid genes?

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can I have some ice cream

>that feel when your wife won't shut the dooooo

I was just thinking of the episode when Tony's mother died and how fucking genius it was.
>She was a good woman, at least she died peacefully.

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This is the ideal Mafioso body. You may give oogatz for it. But this is what peak braciole looks like.

>>78907116
he settled for Janice because she manipulated him to believing she was a loving, caring woman and would make a great mother to his kids

she literally stalked him and learn everything about him and used that to her advantage.
she would also scare off other women who tried to spend time with him.

Janice was the master manipulator

>>78907218
You joking? Tony would've crushed him.

>>78907233

Just like her mother and Tony.

>>78907237

Bobby fucked up Tony

>>78907237
The Tony who gets out of breath from sitting in a chair? Yeah sure.

>>78904295
>>78904403
>yfw Vito was the bottom not the top

>>78907318
Catching not pitching?

>>78907318
>Live in a world where you can be killed for being gay
>Blow a guy at your work sight
>Go to public gay clubs

Why was he so stupid?

>>78907285
>Bobby fucked up Tony
only cause Carmela distracted him

So why did Blundetto suddenly have an anger problem?

>>78907388
Yeah that seems like a sudden change of his character, like they didn't know what to do with him until the end of a season.

Why is Sopranos Home Movies the best episode?

>>78907388
>"Tony B. you are genius." - Tony Soprano
>Tony B. murders the brother of a rival familys second in command

>>78907388
How come he had a 160 IQ, but somehow had trouble remembering flashcards for study and was not sure if he could pass a multiple choice test for his massage license?

>>78907648
Because being intelligent doesn't mean that you magically pass any test.

>>78907362
>>78907362
>>Go to public gay clubs
especially one close to town. he could've gone to Philly or somewhere far from New Jersey or New York

>>78907362
>fat mobster goon
>is stupid

Really makes you think.

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>>78907692
>tfw too intelegent to work at normal job

>>78907388
>family has history of emotional and psychological problems that lead to depression and anger issues
>become one of the rising stars of the crime family
>getting arrested doing a simple hijack job
>spent majority of his life in prison
>younger cousin ends up being boss
>gf leaves him and daughter disappears
>left with twins on his home and living with his mom again

gee I wonder why he was so mad anon?

>>78907648
it was hard for him to study with his twins being ungrateful little shits and Tony talking down to him when he should've been boss not T.

>>78907692
He should be intelligent enough to pass a non higher education test without studying too much.

>>78907362
He never expected people to be at the worksite that early in the morning. He also probably didn't expect mobsters to be anywhere near a gay club. His weight loss and being the best earner in the family made his self confidence skyrocket, thinking that he could do whatever he wanted. He even saw himself as a good boss candidate if Tony died.

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>Sure, we break some balls here tonight, but I go way back. And in light of recent humiliations, it's an honor to be joined by men, and not faggot ass corn-holin' cocksuckers like married my cousin. He should fuckin' die!

is phil /ourguy/?

>>78908319
He's a cocksucking faggot so I'd say yes.

>>78908319
>guy literally came out of a closet
Deepest symbolism.

>>78904159
He was gay

>>78904295

why is this always so funny

>>78905567

He's a disgrace. A very emotional man.

Top 5 episodes:

Soprano Home Movies
Whitecaps
Pine Barrens
College
Mayham

>>78909617
Pine Barrens is one of those episodes that can just intuit its an iconic episode.

>>78908319
calm down Phil, you know wine makes you emotional