Holy hell, this is unwatchably bad. >Everyone is a 9/10 at

If it wasint an "archie" show, it would be much better. Seems like most of their decisions about characterization is based off making it as dark as possible. Which is stupid as fuck. How is this archie?

It was good. Keys Drumpftard.

>>78901591
What have politics got to do with this? Do buttblasted Hillshills need to pout everywhere they go?

Literally none of those are actual criticisms of it as a piece of storytelling.

>>78901003
The lead is hot tho..
Did you see those abs?

I want to ride that ginger bull.

I thought it was alright

lmao /pol/fags are such bitches they fill their diapers over an Archie tv adaptation

ITS FUCKING ARCHIE WHO CARES

those comics are for retards

>>78901679
>muh /pol/ boogeyman
Again, what have politics got to do with this?

And apparently CW cared enough to pour money into making this show.

>>78901634
>What have politics got to do with this?

>Josie & The Pussycats are all black
>Shoehorned gay character
>Veronica is Latino/whatever
>Moose is a fag

>>78901723
Name a part of any of that that makes them better characters

>>78901723
Objective, fact based observations. I didn't say they were necessarily bad, did I? But to anyone even remotely familiar with the comics and other adaptations, those were all not true and were purely retconned into the show for no real good reason.

>>78901752
Also what he said

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>>78901003

>CW

Stop trying to make this look better by acting like an idiot.

>>78901003
Who fucking cares you pathetic comic book-reading manchild.

If this makes you feel better anon the show is not only bombing, but also Archie comics were selling like shit the past year so they bet everything in this show being a success

>>Josie and the Pussycats don't run around in cat leotards.

Dropped.

>>78901802
>this is unwatchably bad

>>78903245
>the show is bombing

I'm pleasantly surprised. I figured middle aged house wives and dumbass high school girls would eat this shit up

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>>78901003
>Everyone is a 9/10 at least
Based CW

Nah it was pretty good, really promising.

If the CW's not for you, move on. It's comfy and decently made.

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>>78903982
Why is she so lewd, bros?

>>78903734
http://www.spoilertv.com/2017/01/ratings-news-27th-january-2017.html
It either people actually have some taste or people are finally getting tired of grimdark reboots

>>78901003

>Archie fucked Ms.Grundy

I dig it

>>78903245
>>78903734
>>78904115
It had good reviews though. Maybe CW will pull a Crazy Ex and let it slide because of good reception.

It's a show too perfect for normies.

Daily reminder that the season will end with Sabrina making a cameo saying how she fucked up the natural tone of this universe and she needs the cast's help to fix it

They should have set the Archie show in like the 1950s and made a fun, light-hearted show that's a little bit tongue-in-cheek, a little bit self-aware.

Instead, they made Dawson's Creek two decades too late.

>>78904289
You should really be a network exec, your talent is wasted here.

>>78904208
Good reviews, but low ratings anon thats not howit works for CW, look at shows like Arrow that have awful reviews, but decent ratings, also is part of their tv universe or Constantine good reviews, but bad ratings thanks to bad schedule, if this continue they're gonna just let the series die

>>78901752
Name a part of any of that that makes them worse characters

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>>78903982
>>78904070
those lips though

>first Unfortunate Events
>now Archie

They're finally getting to me. Nostalgia rape hurts.

>>78904275
So they're going to After life with Archie?

>>78903982
>>78904070
she looks like that tranny people keep posting

>>78904472
He's lying, bro.

I gotta say when I heard they were making Jughead homeless as some kind of twist later on I got really upset they wasted an opportunity. They should have had Jughead constantly scarfing down food at school functions and shit only so later on we can find out its cause he doesnt have access to it outside of school kek

I don't know what the fuck is 'Archie' but i am downloading episode one now.

This series reminded me of Twin Peaks, it's enough for meenough for me

>>78904306
I like talking about television on the television talk board.

>>78904736

He was being sarcastic

>>78901638
So?

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>>78904711
It even has Madchen in it

>>78904366
Gay people are incredibly annoying. Black people too.

>>78903982
>lip injections

How insecure do you have to be at such a young age?

>>78904744
Really? Dang.

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>>78904964
>lip injections

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>>78903982
CW always use incredible hot cast, the entire TVD cast is hot as hell

Betty and Veronica's friendship stole the show

>>78905302
Except Bonnie and her lopsided face.

>No Mr flutesnoot

DROPPED

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>Everyone is a 9/10 at least, despite Riverdale being a small town

Only redeeming thing about the first episode.

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>>78906335
>>78906302
Veronica is superior

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

>>78904322
Constantine wasn't on the CW tho. I miss that show

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>>78901003
>/tv/'s thoughts on this shitheap?
I enjoyed it immensely, mostly because of the actresses' body of work