It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about...from dying.
>>78897545
Why bother keeping his identity secret when A) the foreshadowing was incredibly heavy-handed and obvious, and B) the toys gave you Emperor Palpatine's name since at least the 90s line of "Power of the Force" toys?
You can't learn this from a Jedi.
THIS CAN MEAN ONLY ONE THING
>>78897766
DAMN
>>78897904
>>78897766
kek
>>78897623
when did they ever intend to keep it secret? the 1977 novelization of a new hope calls him emperor palpatine on page 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=472vWBn5cnU
>>78897545
>Ironic...he had ten thousand spoons, but not a single knife
>>78897885
>A communications disruption can only mean one thing
>one thing
>one
>thing
fucking who writes this shit? oh, yeah
>>78897885
EVERY MEME THEY'VE BUILT! WILL FALL!
>>78899783
>one thing
>>78899122
>for all my /tv/ bros, for all the sheevposters
everytime it feels like he's gonna drop a verse t b h
>>78897545
Hego Damask
Darth Plagueis
>>78897545
>It's a Sith legend
>From about 20 years ago
>Also I'm literally the only one who knows about it
Was Sheev trying to trick Anakin?
>>78897766
Yes my lord
>>78897545
>he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians to create...life.
Was he an engineer? Are midi-chlorians the same as black goo?
>>78901361
It's a just a fancy way of saying him and Sheev jerked off into space and impregnated life itself
No, no, you're a big guy!
>your face when Snoke is Plagueis possessing Vader's body
>>78901678
I believe it l
>>78897766
wut dat ting do
hey guys hey guys hey guys get this: DARTH CIA
trollolo!!!!!
>>78897623
because the characters aren't supposed to know, you dumb fuck
>>78897766
DAMN A COMMUNICATIONS DISRUPTION LOOK LIKE DAT!!??
>>78903365
Heh.
>>78897935
>>78897766
The Jedi should fear the THICC lord of the THICC
>>78901678
Snoke looks nothing like Anakin.
Snoke is Yoda's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson
>>78903790
>>78897885
>>78897766
BREAK THE INTERNET
SHEEV PALPATINE
>>78897766
Execute Order Thiccty Thicc!
>>78905330
>all their faces at the end where george is trying to make ian lightsaber fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjdycGgeaIY
wonder if disney just forgot about this