Dr. Pavel, I'm the Cat in the Hat Your friends aren't

>>78894655
Ok, seen it 100 times before. Please adapt more of this scene with CITH

>>78894694
They work for the mercenary, the masked man, Bane?
Get these big guys on my CIA plane!

The next step of my plan might seem a bit brash
But you'll see what I mean when I make this plane crash

>>78894655
I feel like "and that there is that" works better in that rhyme scheme.

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Who we are matters not
When bodies fly out after being shot

The agent piped up, "Sir I simply must ask;
What would happen if I took off your mask?"
"It would be intense," the masked man replied, "the pain endured could break anyone's mind."
The agent then quipped, "Well, you're fairly strong. A man of your size would notice nothing wrong!"
The masked man then said "You misunderstand! The pain endured wouldn't be by your hand. I'd bash and I'd crash and I'd split you in two; No, my dear friend, the pain would be FOR YOU!"

I worked for some time to get this verse right, a couple of (you)s would be outta sight.

>>78895575
>worked for some time
>verse in wrong meter
>never said big guy

>>78895699
Okay some time was like 20 minutes give me a fucking break fa m

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"Nobody cared who I was," said the man in the mask
"'Til I put on this device, only then did they grasp"

This shocked CIA, he felt small and quite scared
He was in charge here, even if he was unprepared

"If I took off that mask," CIA did shout
"Would pain and suffering and death come about?"

Bane was too eager to confirm CIA's claim
"Removing the mask would mean extreme pain"

CIA looked at the man, from his toes to his eyes
"You can't really mean that - you're a big guy!"

"For you!" decried Bane, as he felt in his veins
The approch of the plane
And The rising of flame

>>78895699
>"It would be very painful, sir. That much is true."
>"But you're a big guy." Then Bane added, "For you."

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>>78896015

CIA was fuzzled, fooled and aroused
And he futtered and spluttered and scrunched his eyebrows

"Getting caught," he suggested, taking the high ground
"Was part of your plan? The most masterful around?"

"Of course!" said Bane, with some vigour and pep
Which prompted CIA to ask, "So what's the next step?"

"Crashing this plane", Bane admitted and rose
As he punched CIA square in his nose
And added with glee that there would be no survivors
As he followed up quickly with a perfect pile driver

>>78895575
Here's your ....................