>its a truman wakes up depressed and hates himself because

The most appropriate use of this meme I've ever seen

>Its a Truman spends 2 hours farting and smelling his own farts episode

>its a truman still hasnt found his keys yet episode

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>it's a truman realizes he only has himself to blame for his shit life

>it's a truman commits to something a falls short of it episode

>it's a truman over promises and under delivers episode

>it's a truman is slowly realising that greatness and success will forever be outside of his reach episode

>it's a trumans flatmates have been having a party in the kitchen all evening so he just sits in his room hungry wishing they would just fuck off so he can eat episode.
This one was funny at first but now they've started airing it near weakly I'm pretty sick of it desu.

>It's a truman plans on having a productive evening but then ends up downloading far more niche fetish porn than he can reasonably watch even in a month episode

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>>78888888

>it's a shit get

>>78888888
>It's a Truman's sole fulfillment in life comes from sweet GETs episode

Shit mods babysitting roleplaying threads again by someone who has no postology skill?
no trump oscars threads tho right mate ;^)

>>78888888
>It's a Truman gets repeating digits but can't celebrate with anyone episode

>>78888888
>>78888888
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>>78888888
>>78888888
jesus

>>78888888
I want you to have my asshole.


Spit in my mouth and call me daddy.

>>78888888
>it's an anon turns out to be Truman and we're all watching his get be criticized episode

>it's a Truman got a rough blowjob last night and he just noticed his dick is bruised with teeth marks episode

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>>78888888
Ah, the problem that has plagued man for centuries

>>78888888
>its a Truman becomes the star of a septs thread but everyone tells him he wasted his get and he should kill himself episode

>That episode where Truman is eating dinner with his girlfriend and she starts to choke.
>She's flailing around on the floor, cheeks turning blue as she wordlessly pleads with Truman to save her.
>He just watches, mildly amused as he continues to chew his food.
>Suddenly a skydiver crashes through the ceiling just in time to administer CPR before passing out from a broken leg he got botching the landing.

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>>78889055
>its a truman recognises some pasta episode

>>78888888
>It's a truman wastes his once in a lifetime septs

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>>78888888
checked

>>78888888
>It's a Truman tries to make a respectable get and fails episode

>>78888888
Excellent get.

>>78888362
This won an Emmy for Best writing if I'm not mistaken.

>it's another Truman spends all day on Omegle episode
sick of these reruns

>>78888888
WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
INCLUDE ME IN CAP

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>>78888888
kek

How was this show so popular? Most of these episodes sound unwatchable.

>>78888888
Nice. But do you people really watch the whole movie rather than just skipping through to find the good stuff?

>>78889807
Most of the episode wouldn't be allowed to air.

>it's a truman goes to sleep with tears on his face and dreams that he wakes up and is thirteen again only to be awoken by his alarm and masturbates out of anger.

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>>78888888
What a waste..
Really makes me think

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>it's a Truman realizes that although his parents loved him, they weren't mature enough to raise him properly, and let him get away with far too much and let him live a comfortable life with no responsibility until he was 19 and now expect him to be a hard working functional member of society episode

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>its a Truman takes the chance will the baby is asleep to do terrible, depraved things to his wife but the baby wakes up right at the end and she has to go calm her down with cum and spit running down her face

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>>78888888
Witnessed.

>>78887590
>It's a Truman hits a child on a tricycle backing out of his driveway and his best friend parachutes in to save the child while Truman is digging a hole episode

>>78887590
>it's a Truman is slightly attracted to his mother but doesn't want to admit it episode

>>78890721
>it's a Truman watches incest JOIs and ignores his mother's phonecalls episode

>It's a major cast member who sees Truman every day gets recast and Truman doesn't notice because they're black

>it's a Truman rapes his wife after she says no and his best friend shows up with beer while he's muffling her tearful screams for help episode

>>78890841
Underrated

>It's a Truman becomes obsessed with anime episode and insists his wife call him Truman senpai episode

>It's a Truman wakes up in his own vomit and once again promises himself it's the last time he'll drink episode

>>78890314

wow, i've seen that one before

>It's a Truman chokes himself with a belt to jack off, but passes out and his best friend parachutes in through the ceiling to save him episode

>>78888362
That episode was so fucking cash

>It's a Truman tries to be young again episode and does blow off a hooker ass, but she was really his best friend, Marlon, in disguise who was trying to teach him a valuable lesson about drug safety.

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>>78890314
I can't believe how much I relate with Truman, especially that episode. I wish there was some way to tell him

>It's a Truman feels tired all the time and wonders if this is how it will be for the rest of his life episode

>it's a Truman tries to leave town but the roads all leading out of town explode episode

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>it's a Truman tries to firebomb the black neighbors right as his best friend was driving over to show off his brand new firetruck episode.
that one was a little weird

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>>78887590
>it's a Truman wishes he could go back episode
>it's a Truman regrets every decision he's ever made episode

>it's a Truman watches a movie that references him in a joke, freaking him out right before the power cuts out, when the power comes back on it's a different movie and he never can find a rerun of the movie he was watching and everyone says they never heard of the movie before episode

>>78891150
that's like every other season

>It's a Truman runs off in the woods evading people and civilization season
i mean once was enough

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>It's a Truman talks to himself when no one else is around, but gets embarrassed and tells himself to shut up episode

>>78888318
Loling only because I remember you from the other thread. Clean your room nerd

>It's a clip show episode in the first season episode

>It's a Truman shops for a body pillow episode

>it's a Truman notices a camera on a tree but his friend parachutes in and chops down the tree before he can tell anyone else episode

This parachute meme isn't funny

>it's a Quantum Leap 2 part crossover episode episode

>It's a Truman looks at pictures on facebook of girls he knew in high school and wonders what their lives are like now episode

>>78890841
>it's a Truman watches all the good JOI videos and doesn't know what to do now that theres no other ones to watch episode

>>78891485
yes it is

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>it's an "'>it's a Truman does ____' thread that gets bumped 100 times because people have to tell OP to fuck off instead of ignoring and hiding the thread" thread

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>>78891718
>it's an anon hasnt read the thread and doesnt realize why its getting bumped episode

Lol imagine the random celebrity cameos this show would have that Truman wouldn't even be aware of.

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>>78890314
oh boy my fucking favorite

>>78891827
>Truman is completely oblivious to the fact that his doctor is Norm Macdonald with a real doctor giving him instructions through an earpiece

>>78891485
>being this wrong

>it's a truman buys a gun and goes on a rampage episode

>it's a truman cries AGAIN because he saw the time to say goodbye gabe the dog video

he really liked that dog man

>it's a truman takes the day off work but doesn't tell his wife and he parks his car at the end of the street waiting for his wife to leave for work but she doesn't actually have a job because she's just an actress in truman's life so after an uneventful half hour of waiting the director tells his wife to drive off somewhere and then truman returns home and tries to suck his own dick for an hour until he throws out his back and as he's naked on the floor he writhes in pain while he tries to dress himself but the pain is too intense and his wife eventually returns home and asks truman what happened and through the tears truman tells his wife that he got a phonecall from the neighbors while he was at work saying that there were two strange men lurking around in truman's house so truman went home to confront them at which point the thieves overpowered him and raped him as a form of punishment and then before leaving they told truman that he can't go to the police over this otherwise they'll kill truman's wife episode

>it's a Truman thinks he has the superpower to be invisible and christof has everyone ignore him and he finds out that his mom never loved him episode

>It's a Truman finally works up the courage to kill himself, but the hardware store is out of rope, the gun store is out of ammo, and the pharmacy is closed for renovations.

>>78888888
>It's a "Truman came in thinking the thread had a lot more content but it was just a big get" episode

>>78892174
fucking kek. holy shit

>It's a Truman plans to rape a woman he's crazy about and cops are literally everywhere due to "bomb threats"

>it's a Truman rejects a girl that is into him because he doesn't like her skin color episode

>It's a Truman is sleeping with two different young girls behind his wife's back, but she knows from watching the show and is really hurt because she genuinely loves him but has to go on pretending she doesn't know episode

>>78887590
>its a truman dreams about the person he fucked over all those years ago, then gets extremely paranoid and wakes up in the middle of the night to check the locks

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>it's a Truman goes to the pet store to get a cat and says it's a surprise for his wife but them kills it in his back yard episode

>It's a Truman wakes up in the morning and stares at the ceiling for an hour unable to move with tears streaming down his face, terrified of facing his coworkers for another day episode

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>its a truman gets included in the screencap episode

>It's a Truman starts to experiment with his college roommate, but it's the early 90s and too controversial for TV so one day his roommate suddenly disappears episode

>>78892174
haha

>>78891920
this would be the greatest thing in history

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>It's a Truman wants to shit on his wife's chest episode but the studio forget to include a scat clause in her contract

>it's a Truman has sex for the first time in years but can't cum because he's too used to fapping so he fakes orgasm and spits on the bed after doggy so she thinks he just has a weak load episode
last nights episode hit too close to home

>it's a truman convinces meryl to do erotic asphyxiation but he goes too far and almost kills her before marlon suddenly busts into the room, revealing that he had gotten confused as just that day he had rebuilt his house to be the exact same as truman's episode

>It's a Truman tries to rape one of the actresses and she nearly tells him the secret, so they have to send in cops to stop him, but they let him off with a warning so the show can keep running episode

>>78892174
Man Truman must've been embarrassed about that when he found out his whole life was recorded

>>78888888
ITS A GET EPISODE

>It's a Truman went to China for 2 weeks on business where he got a girl pregnant and for the next nine months convinced her that he loved her and that she should keep the baby and then after it was born he stopped answering her emails Hallmark Hall of Fame episode

>It's a Truman is never told about WWII or the Holocaust, but ends up inventing an ideology identical to Nazism on his own

>>78888888
Put me in the screen shot for /r/4chan.

>>78890365
Making me feel funny.

>it's a truman wants to vote for trump but things keep stalling him from getting to the voting booth while everyone tells him how excited they are to vote for the first woman president episode.

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>it's a the sound engineer convinces the truman show producers to upgrade their wireless audio transmitters and receivers and because the sound engineer is still unfamiliar with the new equipment the wireless earpiece in truman's wife's ear has some feedback during dinner which causes truman's wife to wince in pain and truman asks where that noise came from and why his wife made that look of pain but his wife automatically claims that she didn't hear anything and that she wasn't in pain but the earpiece continues to have issues throughout the evening and truman keeps looking at his wife who is now bracing herself for the searing ear pain but she's a pro actress so she can play it off and the whole ordeal makes truman question whether or not he's losing his mind and as he begins to research schizophrenia and its symptoms he enters a state of fear and has a mental breakdown and he tries to save himself from the horrific fate of losing his mind and perhaps harming his wife in the process so he tries to drive his car off a pier but two local scuba divers who happened to be waiting nearby at midnight rescue truman and he's taken in for a psychiatric evaluation and the doctor prescribes him medication for his schizophrenia but it's actually a placebo and the sound engineer is fired and they revert to the old audio equipment before the night is over episode

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>>78893320
Didn't the actress get an award for her performance for that?

Good episode tbqfhwymn

>it's a although Truman has never been exposed to racism he discovers that all the black actors are lazy and smell bad and naturally refuses to associate with them episode

>>78893355
only a sag award for best supporting actress in a daytime television drama

>>78887590

Truman

True Man

Lives a fake life

I get it

What is this meme I've never seen it ?

>it's a truman does nothing all day and keeps promising himself he will do a lot of things while comfortably sitting in front of his computer episode

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>it's a Truman's best friend joins the FBI episode

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>it's a Truman's former love interest joins the IRA episode

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>It's a "Truman becomes more and more interested in Shia Islam and decides to celebrate the Day of Ashura, but during the Tatbir he hits his back with a sword too hard and almost dies of severe blood loss and deep muscle cuts before the producers are able to get him to a hospital" episode

What the fuck were they thinking? Why didn't anybody tell him that the Ayatollah Khamenei recommends people donate blood and not perform flagellation?

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>It's a Truman drinks an entire bottle of Blackberry Brandy and passes out only to wake up 5 hours later, flip out of his bed and pop open his microwave on the floor and vomit inside of it, close it, vomit some on the carpet, get back in bed, vomit a bit there too, and go back to sleep only to wake up 3 hours later to the horror that awaits him episode.

>>78887590
that sounds like an episode of bojack horseman

>It's a Truman has a dream about his ex that affects him all day episode

>>78894501
I always wondered why his microwave was on the floor in that episode

>It's a Truman pretends he has a lengthy conversation with a celebrity he admires episode

>>78894724
>it's a Truman imagines being a guest on a late night talk show being asked his opinion on various topics episode

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>>78892174

>It's a Truman say's he's going to his work but instead only does the first few pages before spending the rest of the night shitposting and playing videogames until past midnight and sleeps in until 3pm the next day to avoid the crushing reality that it's his fault that he'll never accomplish his goals because he is chronically lazy

>>78895183
*episode
I hate those episodes man hit too close to home.

>it's a Truman sees lots of pretty girl smiles but hates to talk episode

>>78887590
>it's a truman gets sleep paralysis again for the 3rd time this month episode

>>78887590
>it's a Truman has a mental breakdown and jerks off in the middle of a highway episode

>>78895463
he must have found it extra weird how everyone just kinda ignored him and drove around him until he got tired and went home

>it's a Truman decides to call everyone a nigger episode but the studio has to have some noise happen so watchers cant hear it so at the end of the day he starts to jerk off to cuck porn episode

>>78891030
I never realised I was Truman.

>it's a Truman hints that he knows that he knows he's in a TV show to see if someone will admit it episode

>>78890862
underrated

>it's a truman isn't fully aware of the existence of disorders like autism and aspergers and he begins to wonder if his social inabilities and the awkward ways that people react to him are the result of mental retardation episode

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>>78890314

this episode hit me right in the feels.

how can you help prepare so little and expect so much

>>78888888
hehe le epic get maymay

>>78888888
Renekton wizard lizard

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>>78888888

>it's a truman get's obsessed with a girl at his work just because she smilled at him one time and he can't focus on anything since, keep overthinking if she is into him or not episode
I swear this guy will go mental soon if he won't do anything about it.

>>78890314
That's because you were raised by the state, not your parents.

>>78893018
They shouldn't have allowed Raimi to direct some of the episodes.

>>78892174
Mmmh, I don't remember this one

>>78899473
>It's a Truman just watched this movie and is feeling paranoid because the first thing he saw on 4chan after the credits ended was this post

>>78900524
Wouldn't Truman be aware that his life is the show if he visited 4chan?

>>78888888
been there, done that

>It's a Truman goes through a stage of severe chronic masturbation and the show has to take a 5 month long hiatus because they literally can't film and show anything substantial to the public until he gets over it episode

Man waiting for it to come back was a shit feeling let me tell you

>>78888887

now for the palindrome

>>78901031
can you believe that during this time they actually tried to cut and edit previous episodes to pass them off as new?

>The episode where Truman found his wife's vibrator dildo when she was at work and curiosity got the better of him.

I read that the producers thought it would be a good jumping off point for more comedic banter between him and his wife.
They sure weren't expecting Truman to become obsessed with shoving objects up his ass while jerking off.

>>78888888
Shit get *sigh*

>>77777777
was better

>>78888888
Oh no