>finish watching a movie >read its plot synopsis to make

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>watch movie
>actually just browsing /tv/ the entire time
>movie ends
>make thread saying "wow great movie, what did /tv/ think"

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>watching movie on my computer
>every 10 minutes start browsing /tv/ or Reddit
>takes me like 4 hours to finish watching an hour and a half flick

>>78874447
>browse /tv/
>full of porn
>ironic brainwashing

>>78874394
>watch Bladerunner and don't understand what's going on aside from Ford hunting down some androids
>after reading plot synopsis I only realized what was the android's goal and what actually happened in the end
it sucks to be dumb

>finish watching a movie
>read its plot synopsis to make sure I didn't miss anything
>google blogs to read reviews
>go on tumblr for pics, gifs and manips
>go to *gulp* imdb to see what the idiots have to say
>go to /tv/ and try (but fail) at talking about the movie with other Anons

I'd say blogs are the best for a good synopsis (better than wiki when it comes to smaller movies) and analysis.

You just have to find good ones with non-retard bloggers.

>>78874590
and I sometimes even look for fanfiction, but it's hard to find good written ones. Not impossible, but hard.

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>finish watching movie
>go online to read about it
>find out movie doesn't actually exist

>understand movies the first time, every time

Haha, brainlets

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>>78874394
>finish watching a movie
>it was two hours of literal gay porn

>finish watching movie
>go on /tv/ and ask them if I liked it

>>78874498
REDDIT

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>finish movie
>Youtube Search: [movie] behind the scenes
>Youtube Search: [movie] bloopers

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>tfw to intelligent too finish movies

>watch movie
>6 hours of medieval peasents writhing around in mud
>pretty much 0 dialogue, maybe 5 words of mumbled russian
>gf asks me if i knew wtf was going on
>*le sigh* of course, did you seriously not get it? ugh
>look up the synopsis on wikipedia later after shes gone
>dumped that bitch a month later

D E V I L I S H

I didn't realize that American Psycho was all in his head until the second watch. I was confused by the whole Paul Allen mistaken identity thing. I should do this.

>>78874394
>finish watching a movie
>search the title in 4plebs.

>>78876100
kek

>finish watching movie
>delete torrent

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>>78876100
>>78876647

>read maymay posts on /tv/
>automatically look at quoted replies before I react
>laugh out loud if quoted replies find it funny, give no reaction if no quoted replies

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>>78874498
>or Reddit

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>>78874394
>finish watching a movie
>read plot synopsis
>turns out it was a monkey

>>78876944

Kek

>>78877018
kek

kok

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>>78874394
>finish watching a movie
>go onto forumotion and create a fan forum for it

>>78876944
This is actually what I do. What the fuck is wrong with us?