> *freeze frame* > *record scratch* > "You're

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You're probably wondering how we got in this situation

And now you are reeeing. Wew.

> ship breaks in half, several passengers fall to their deaths
> all the ship lights go out
> it ain't me starts playing as the lights come back on

Fucking hack

> "No Jack! I'm engaged! Stop!"
> "We're in a car, Rose. Nobody can hear your pathetic cries for help."

Wow Cameron.

> That scene where Leo chops Kate's arm off with an axe to save her and blood pours into the water as she screams

Terrifying what they had to do to survive

> "Throw the Jews and niggers overboard to reduce weight!"

I know he was going for historical accuracy but Jesus Christ Cameron.

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>A World...War? Ha! Unthinkable!

>>78874051
No wonder. Raimi did the rewrites.

Different times I suppose.

Going down with your ship is such a dumb beta thing to do. Get the fuck out of there and go home to your family, idiot.

>>78874177
If you were a man and survived the event without at least getting your feet wet you'd be hated for the rest of your life. Be a Ben, not a Bruce.

>>78873892
>there is still space in the lifeboats to save most of intelligent and useful people in our passenger list?
>fuck that ALL MEN MUST DIE, let's just fit it with useless women and children instead
what did he mean by this?

>>78874225
I'd rather be hated than dead

>>78874177
The captain of the Concordia that went down in the Mediterranean a few years ago got like 20 years in prison.

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>'Half the people on this ship are going to die.'
>'Not the white half.'

How did they get that in?

>>78874225

>Rest of your life

Do you even think before you type?

>>78874363
But didn't he get it for doing something unsafe that caused the crash rather than abandoning the ship?

>>78874363
he was getting a bj and ran aground.

>>78874370
I don't recall there being any niggers in Titanic
Is he implying that the Irish aren't white?

>>78874177
its a meme that never actually happens

cameron is a hack

>>78874370
>How did they get that in?
It is a historically accurate movie.

>>78874434
>dumb beta bullshit that doesn't actually happen in real life
>a Cameron idea
checks out

>>78874177
The captain of the lusitania did this and became a broken shell of a man with nothing left

>>78874400
Maybe, I don't feel like looking it. I do remember that part of his defense was that he tripped and fell into a life boat that then took him to shore though.

DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!

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>>78873892
>"Well I have to go back to the very beginning."
>"Ah, yes. I was conceived right here in my father's cuckshed."

>>78874399
Something wrong?

> Jack drawing a topless Rose
> The sexual tension is palpable
> *BRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPP*
> Rose giggles, "there's more where that came from"

I don't know why James insisted on leaving this scene in.

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>>78874593

>"the ships sinking! Every woman, children and colored man to the lifeboats. We white men will sacrifice ourselves for nothing"

>>78874363
Because the whole reason for it happening was him going womanizing and getting blowjobs instead of doing his job. Nothing to do with him leaving the ship.

>>78874593
This stupid piece of shit meme has no business being half as funny as it is.

Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals
I get my back into my living
I don't need to fight
To prove I'm right
I don't need to be forgiven
Don't cry
Don't raise your eye
It's only teenage wasteland
Sally take my hand
We'll travel south cross land
Put out the fire
And don't look past my shoulder
The exodus is here
The happy ones are near
Let's get together, before we get much older
Teenage wasteland
It's only teenage wasteland
Teenage wasteland
Oh yeah, teenage wasteland
They're all wasted!

>>78874593
I have masturbated to this scene many times as a youth and still do

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>>78874593

>>78874593
Lost

>>78874177
And that's why you aren't fit to be a human.

>>78874434
it happened sometimes in WWII
on warships tho

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> *freeze frame*
> *record scratch*
> "You're probably wondering how I ended up here"

>>78874593
I've been reduced to laughing at literal fart jokes, I need to get out

>>78877541
Jesus fucking christ they can't even match the prosthetic to his skin tone

>>78874177
You misunderstand. Captains weren't expected to always sink with the ship, but be the last people to leave the ship. Ideally they would stay to make sure everyone evacuated, and only then could they leave the ship.

>>78874370
Kek