Will the Grand Tour ever come close to this? https://www.yo

>>78857362
I miss old top gear

>>78857362
the opening segment on the very first episode got me a little misty 2bh

Last episode was good even with the unfunny lewd jokes.

>we can say penis, cock, shit but not fuck

I'm more surprised they stayed away from Hitler/Holohoax/Nazi jokes, if this were Top Gear they would literally be all over that.

>That episode where Jeremy talks about that Porsche car and how it got him to his dad n shit

Top Gear is one of the greatest shows in my opinion tbqhwy, so i do have hope for their new series.

>>78857759
This why the fuck is this MORE censored and controlled than top gear?

They need to get rid of all the boring car parts, like who the fuck wants to watch one of them review some shitty car?

>>78857934
While you're a fucking cretinous retard, the reviews are dull and uninteresting and the camerawork is fucking boring

Remember when they let loose a flock of falcons to fly alongside the Murcielago when they reviewed that?

>>78858027

It's also far too scripted and boringly scripted the jokes just aren't funny it's just generic things they always do but it's not funny that way

>>78858027
they really like throwing colored powder on the cars I've noticed

>>78857362

That was one of the best "cheap car challenges" they ever did. It had a lot of British car history and wasn't just about goofing around.

>makes a joke
>now if you're American you might not understand
>explains joke

>wasting time every episode with the celebrity mock deaths
>that scripted shit where may asks the same fucking dumb question and hammod replies

>less of the specials, instead replaced with them driving around some sand and getting wet when the tide crept up

FUCKING STOP

WHY ARE THEY SO UNFUNNY

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>>78858178
>makes a joke
>now if you're American you might not understand
>explains joke

This

We get it, Clarkson. You hate Americans. You make an unprompted comment about them virtually every single time you're in front of a camera. It stopped being funny years ago.

>>78858815
because theyre trying to be funny

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what did he mean by this?

>>78858137
at least they moved on from dropping a bunch of glow sticks on the ground

>>78857362
They still make TVRs right?

>>78857759
>I'm more surprised they stayed away from Hitler/Holohoax/Nazi jokes
It is common British courtesy to make fun of Germans. Not everyone is out to get you, Billy Bob.

>>78859943
TVR shut down a long time ago anon. They don't make them anymore.

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>New supercar review
>Car is in a dark room
>Lights get turned on one by one revealing parts of the car
>Whole car is revealed to flames or colored powder
>Slow motion shot of wheel spinning
>Cut to presenter drifting the car on the track with loud music

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>>78860053
fucking this

Top Gear was miles better

>>78857362
So are they ever going to have celebrities race on their track again or is this just a meme?

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>>78860053
>So the seat is wrong, the voice controls dont work, this this this and that is all wrong
>so what is this car for?
>well I'll tell you
>THIS
>*Cut to the presenter drifting the car on the track with loud music

>>78857362
Man I wish they would just focus on doing their specials instead of trying to host the same show in a tent.

When I heard that their location would change every week, I was so excited they would be doing cheap car challenges and specials in all these different countries.

Instead it's just Top Gear from a different location now.

>>78860212
Top Gear did the same shit you fucking retard but instead of colored powder, they used a shit load of glow sticks

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>>78860578
>not understanding how great driving a car is
>focusing on the fucking accessories
Are you a grill?

>>78860447
Nope, BBC wont allow them to have a News or Celebrity guest section.

I'm sorry but The Grand Tour will never fucking top this. Seriously. It's not even on the same level.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aY1QSQ31KM

>>78862358
Are you serious? How is that possible?

>>78857362
What was the car Jeremy was staring at outside?