>Authority is not given to you to deny the return of the king,

>>78791580
that genuinely made me laugh, well done op

heh

sensible chuckle

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>My name is Isaac Schrader

I thought his name was Hank?

>>78791580
Steward. Denothor was Steward of Gondor not king. The last king disappeared going to Minas Morgul and presumed dead.

>>78792032
thats the joke faggot
get out

>You fool! Norman can kill me!

Then why was Eowyn able to kill him?

>>78792032
>Steward. Denothor
Who's this Steward Denothor? That's a strange way to spell Stewart.

>>78792501
It's Strange.

>>78792032
Why didn't they just call him Stewie then?

>>78791927
kek

ITT LotR lines that made you cringe or roll your eyes

>"We would need at least a year to reach Mordor on foot!"
>"You have one hour."

>>78792572
>"No man can kill me"
>"I am no man!"
>"I like this girl she's got spunk"

you're closer than you know. The House of Stuart (Stewards) is what Tolkien was referring to.

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>No CIS white male can kill me
>did you just assume my gender

>>78792639
Kek.

>>78792572
>We've held Helms Deep as long as we can, Aragorn. Their numbers are too great
>Sure looks that way. Time for plan B
>What's plan B?
>RUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!

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>>78791580
>>78791927

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>>78792665
>>78792631
>>78792572
Detecting meme potential

>Mouth of Sauron: ...
>Aragorn: ...
>Mouth of Sauron: ...
>Aragorn: ...
>Mouth of Sauron: This is weird.
>Aragorn: Sorry, I didn't know who should talk first

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>I BYPASSED THE COMPRESSOR, GANDALF.

What?

>>78791580
And I thought he was called Nigel...

>>78792131
That's as much of a joke as FOR YOU BIG GUY and any cuck related shit. Jokes are funny, shitposting is not.

>>78792818
its funny
why you roamin here anyways?

"This is the One Ring, forged by Sauron in the fires of Orodruin in the depths of Mordor, to wield-"
"WHOA! English, Gandalf!"

>>78792818
someone get this hothead out of here

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>>78792818

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>>78792926
>>78792572

>The gates of Moria were designed to be impossible to be hacked by your ordinary wizard
>so how are we gonna get in Gandalf?
>I'm not your ordinary wizard
*BEEP BEEP*
>Got it! We're in

>The one ring can only be destroyed in the fire of Mt Doom where it was forged
>"How do you know?!"
>I was the one who made it

>War of the Ring scene
>It Ain't Me starts playing

>"Don't do it Mr. Frodo, if you kill Sauron, you'll become just like him"
>"You're righ Sam"
>they walk away
>Sauron picks up a knife when their backs are turned and attacks them while screaming
>he trips and falls into Mt. Doom

Jackson is a hack

>>78791580
>frodo gets stung by kankra
>jizz coming out of his mouth
>SHARE THE LOAD
>record scratch
>yup that's me you're probably wondering how i ended up in this situation

its like raimi directed this shit

>Nazguls surround Frodo
>Frodo slips on ring
>Nazguls step back alarmed
>"H-h-he's got a ring!!"
>Boss Nazgul steps forward and draws sword
>"You idiots! We've ALL got rings!"
>Frodo looks at camera, music pauses
>"Can't blame a guy for trying, right?"

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>>78793529
FUCKING KEK!

>Merry and Pippin search the flooded ruins of Isengard and discover a barrel of pipeweed
>cut to a long establishing shot of Isengard with bong smoking noises

>Denethor gets knocked back onto the funeral pyre by Gandalf's horse
>gets lit ablaze and runs out to the overlook
>leaps to his death to the battle below
>Gandalf: "He's gonna feel THAT one in the morning."

>Authority is not given to you to deny the return of the king, steward!
>THE RULE OF GONDOR IS MINE! AND NO OTHERS!!!
>*Gandalf storms away angrily*
>"Hrrmph! We'll just see about that."

>>78793295
Lost

>P-O-T-A-T-O-E-S. Boil 'em, mash 'em, take them from the Irish and let them starve.

>Oh! It's that way.
>No, but the air doesn't smell so foul down here.
>*holds nose* Woowee!

>turn left here
>swerve into shelob's cave
>your other left!

This scene in RotK always put me off.

>Frodo: damn it Sam, your little stunt with the lambas bread has really got Smeagol breathing down my neck
>Sam: Mr. Frodo, I can ex-
>Frodo: I don't want to hear it Sam, I want your cloak and dagger on my desk immediately, I'm taking you off the case
>Sam: awwh come on Mr. Frodo, you can't do that, we're so close...
>Frodo: I can and I will Sam, I'm giving the case to Gollum
>Sam: this is bullshit Mr. Frodo, Gollum is a terrible companion
>Frodo: go home and spend time with your family Samwise, that's an order

>Aragon: It's Gandalf the Grey!
>Gimli: But he isn't Grey anymore.
>Legolas: Gandalf, what should we call you now?
>Gandalf: Call me Gandalf.......
>Gandalf: Gandalf the White.

BRAVO NOLAN

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>>78791580

>>78791580
>no man can kill me
>im not a man
>A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!

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>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...

>>78792572
>We could let HER do it...
>Yes. She could do it...
>Yes, precious she could. And then we takes it once they're dead!
>...
>They're right behind me aren't they?

>>78795995
good one

>>78795995
Nice

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>>78791580
>Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!
>I'll have what he's having!

>>78797018
kek

>They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!
>Get in. I know a shortcut

>>78792572
>"Well Eagles work like... here look at this"
>Gandalf gets out a piece of paper and folds it in half before poking a pencil through
I nearly walked out of the theater.

>Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
>Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

>Whoah, you kiss your mother with that mouth?

>How do we know we can trust you Gollum?
>You don't, but I'm your best shot.

>>78797276
Top fucking Kek anon

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>>78791580
>one does not simply wok into mordor
>good thing Sam didn't pack any

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>>78792572
>you and what army?
>this army
Oh wait that one actually happened

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>>78791580

>This day does not belong to one man, but to all.
> Let us together rebuild this world that we may share in the days of peace.

>I've paid my dues. Time after time. . .

>>78792572
>Elrond: "Nine companions. So be it. You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring. "
>Gandalf: "I'm gettin' too old for this shit..."

>>78792572
>"Bring forth the ring, Frodo"
>"I wouldn't do that if I were you!"

>>78797779
>Balrog pulls Gandalf into the chasm
>Gandalf: "Damn, I was a week from retirement"

>>78792572
>I would be dead before I see the ring in the hands of an elf!
>Hey, Gimli. Meet your new partner.

>hey strider
>strider? that's a name i haven't heard in a long time

>Gandalf: We can not get out...they are coming
>Pippin knocks bucket down chasm
>Gandalf: Aw hell NAW!

>>78791580

Did he even have a last name? dropped at this moment

>>78792515
Benedict Strange.

>run you fools!
>sam looks in to camera: "you don't have to tell me twice"

what were they thinking?

>>78797276
What was the name of that space movie that did that exact scene?

>>78798036
but during the stone age

>legolas what do your elf eyes see?
>i can smell the psychosphere
shit was edgy af

>>78798087
Event Horizon

>Sam: I can't carry it for you, But I can carry you!
>Sam picks up Frodo
>Sam: oh boy! Eatin too much lembas bread mr Frodo?? Heh!

>>78793529
>legolas begins skating down the stairs again in Minas Tirith
>miscalculates and sails over the ramparts
>battle music stops
>goes straight into a troll's mouth
>troll swallows and belches
>camera cuts to a confused orc tilting its head

>>78792342
Underrated

>>78798087
Spaceballs

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>>78793529
MILDLY ADEQUATE/10

>>78798087
Interstellar

>>78795720
>and your other dagger

Gimli: Legolas! The Mumakil!
Legloas: *whips out bow" Say hello to my little friend

>>78791580
>Jon Snow
>Ned Stark

I mean, come on. Is GoT only popular because of random nudity and porno swears?

>Nine companions. So be it. You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring
>puts cigar in his mouth
>i love it when a plan comes together

>Frodo and Sam are standing atop mount doom
>Frodo says "It's over, it's done"
>Sam says "Yes Mr. Frodo, truly we are the The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King: The Official Game of the Movie"

>Gimli! Go flank the invaders!
>And why exactly should I take orders from an elf?
>*Legolas surfs a shield down a flight of stairs, killing 5 orcs along the way*
>Aragorn! We've got to flank the invaders!

>Orcs: Helm's Deep is ours, nothing can stop us now!
>Gandalf: Not so fast, orcs, I shall smite thee back to the grounds from which you spawned
>Orc: Oh yeah? You and what army?
>*Rohirrim Arrive*
>Uruk-Hai: That army!

>>78798908
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_BK-kuQ-Fo

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>>78792926
Holy fuck

>>78798087
LOVE TARS

>Poh-Tay-Toes
>Boil 'em
>Mash 'em
>and baby, you got a stew goin'

>"To catch a fish, so juicy sweet"
>Entire cast walks on and begins a 7 minute musical number

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>>78792748
What the fuck is wrong with you? Did you actually thing that was funny. Did you type that out and read it and go
>Hahaha this is so funny everyone will laugh and say "my sides!" And "kek"

No, you didn't. You just wrote some bullshit and expected us to take it.

It's sick, you're sick. This is some fucking bullshit. This is one of the shittiest boards and you still managed to let us down. Honestly, what the hell were you even thinking? No, you weren't thinking, and that was the problem.

Your post doesn't contribute to anything in any way. It doesn't utilize the source material at all. You could have at least made a hobbit joke or some shit.

I mean, come on. What the fuck man? Do you have a girlfriend? Does she actually think you're funny? Because I guarantee you she's only laughing at your dick you goddamn manlet.

I mean really, at this point just kill yourself. An hero. Neck yourself. Jump. Pull the trigger. Do whatever.

This board is shitty enough as it is without any need of you. You have no power here. Hell, you probably have no power over life. It's disgusting. I am disgusted by you.

>>78793617
>reggae starts playing

>>78791580
Retarded fucking meme.

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>>78799441
for you

>>78799411
d@ng son...

>>78793281
Underrated.

>Legolas: Lembas bread. One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man!
>he walks away
>merry shoots pippin a look
>Merry: How many did you eat?
>Pippin: Four.

>>78800681
I can actually see this one being a legitimate scene, nice work anon.

>>78792572
Had a hearty kek

>>78800703
it is an actual scene

>>78793295
Whenever i read it i hear bob dylan.

> it ain't me babe
> woah oh oh oh
> it aint me babe.
> it aint me your lookin for.

>>78795995
kek

>>78795469
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Hearty kek.

>you know. HAND GRA NADES....
> pull em, throw em, stick em in a jew?

That one really caught me off guard.

>>78791927

He was a crypto-jew.

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>>78792572
>The servant of the enemy would look fairer and feel fouler
>He's foul enough
>I can hear that you know!

>>78801935
> no servant of the enemy looks fair.

>>78793516
Name 1 move where the bad guy does this please

>>78792572
>Gandalf: the dark lord Sauron >convinced the people of middle earth to >make rings of power, only to make >another master ring to enslave them all >through them. The ring was made, and >can only be destroyed in the mountain of >fire.
>Frodo: Yo, speak English, Einstein!

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>>78797276

>>78798087
All of them.

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>>78795995

>Lat tha lard af tha black land can farth

What did he mean by this?

>>78799440
Or:

> we gonna rock down to electric avenue

>>78792032
>Denothor

Great thread lads

>>78792572

>a pint of ale please barman, and leave the barrell

>Baagggginns!
>Thieeeves!
>We hates you foreeever
>....
>Geez, who pissed in his cornflakes?

>>78801651
He knows

>>78792572
>drop the ring in the fire mr frodo
>and another ring too

Personally as many great lines as these films have I always thought they lacked something on the casting side, like maybe a humorous sidekick y'know? Like maybe a comedy version of Grima Wormtongue with a ridiculous name, a treacherous buffoon who would begrudgingly aid the heroes but get into ridiculous mishaps like disguising himself as a fat old woman to steal money or being accidentally shot into a troll's mouth.

Sam! Stop eating all the lembas bread you fucking fat nigger!

>>78793617
lel

>>78802386
You're dumb, LOTR is perfect.

>>78802403
>when reddit tries to fit in

>>78793721
Gandalf: I bet he doesn't fly so good!

>>78802386
Are you serious? That's something no movie ever needs. Worst opinion I've seen here, severely triggered.

> Zach Galifiniakis as Frodo's cousin who stumbles along

Would literally have ruined the movies.

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>>78793617
>>78799440
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFRbZJXjWIA

>>78792515
Maybe.

>>78795995
high kek

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>>78792818
>Jokes are funny, shitposting is not.

>>78798087
Event Horizon and Deja Vu

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>>78802435
>>78802508
He's talking about the shit character from the hobbit trilogy you dunces

>>78793721
I made that exact joke in the theater when I was a nerdy lil kid

>the Fellowship notices Boromir impaled by multiple arrows
>"guys, I think we have a problem"
>"I'd say we have three problems by the looks of things!"

>>78798156
heh..

>>78798949
>you will never enter Gondor
...
>and this will never happen irl in EvropA :(

>that line was broken!
>it has been remade

>two ghosts to the side look at each other sideways
>LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

>Legolas, what do your elf eyes see? Zoom and enhance!

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digits roam freely across our lands, unchecked, unchallenged, repeating at will

>>78792794
fucking kek
how does this not have any replies ?

>>78797276
holy shit

>>78802877
Because it missed the point.

>>78795720
>that's an order
triggered. literally the laziest plot device ever conceived.

>>78797936
>80's sax music plays

>>78802029
watch more 80s cop thrillers

>>78801903
Really shouldn't have hired Sam Raimi as a script editor

>>78797873
He just bought a new yacht as well

>>78802029
for your eyes only
sort of

>Sam asks Frodo to be the best man at his wedding
>Frodo: Heh, ringbearer is my middle name.
Come on now

>>78795852
Lol

>>78799411
DUDE WEED LMAO

>Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!
>Did I just say that out loud?

>>78792572
>Why didn't we ride the eagles to mount doom?
>it ain't me starts playing

>Boromir: If I pull that off would you die?
>Frodo: It would be extremely painful.
>Boromir: You're a small guy
>Frodo: You are not yourself.

>>78803321
fuck I laughed.

>>78791580
the first eight times i read this it was pretty funny, but I have to say it has kind of soured on me.

>Frodo and Sam gets thrown into the army lines while dressed as orcs
>Inspector sees them and approaches
>Sam: What seems to be the problem, Officer?

>>78802508
Couldn't be someone as well known as Zach, but maybe played by someone like Ryan Gage?

>>78803340
KEK
started mediocre. But the last line was KINO

>>78802957
it is still funny

>>78802761
underrated

>>78802403
> doesn't get it; the post.

Back to redd it faggit.

>>78803401
Nah.

>>78803378
am I being detained ?

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>Sam: All right... we don't have that much left. We have to be careful, we don't want to run out. You go ahead and eat that, Mr. Frodo. I've rationed it... there should be enough.
>Frodo: Enough for what?
>Sam: The journey home.
>Frodo: There isn't going to be a journey home Sam.
>*sees disgruntled look on Sam's face*
>Frodo: Don't tell me nobody told you there wan't going to be a journey home!

>>78795543
BRRAAAAAAAAP

>>78803433
kek. all the videos of weed fags trying to say this to cops then still get arrested never get old.

>>78803470
it's also a pretty big meme on /k/

>AM I BEING DETAINED ?
>sir you just crashed your car into this parking lot wall
>AM I BEING DETAINED ?
>sir please understand...
>AM
>I
>BEING
>DETAINED ?
>uhg... cuff him Jm

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>Bilbo: My old ring, I should very much like to hold it again one last time.
>Frodo: *covers it up
>Bilbo: *monstrous face
>*Gandalf walks in*
>Bilbo, still with monstrous face turns around
>Biblo: Ehhh, it's not what it looks like...

>>78798087
Star Trek: Episode VII: The Phantom Clone Awakens and Strikes Back Before Returning

>>78803561
lol

>>78792572
>I've had enough of your bullshit, Frodo! The Dwarf D.A. and the Mayor of Rivendell are breathing down my neck for the thousands of gold coins worth of damage you did to the Mines of Moria! Leave your sword and the Ring on my desk, you're suspended!

>>78801805
>Bob Dylan
()

>What's the Elvish word for friend
>Heh, I don't know how they did things in your old precinct, but here we do things by the book!

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>>78795469
>>78795995
>>78801903
>>78803340
>>78803707

>>78803835
>What's' the Elvish word for friend?
>Hitler
Woah, was Raimi involved with the Lord of the Rings?

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>gas em, shoot em, stick em in a oven

hmmm

>>78803897
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would gas and shoot a man, before throwing him into an oven

great thread

>>78795543
PEE-YEWSA

>>78803897
Man fuck you. Deleting my post.

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>>78795720

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>>78792818
cuckposting isn't funny but baneposting sure is.

> So that's it huh...

> We're some kind of Fellowship of the Ring?

>It's gone...it's done...
>I don't like your methods, Mr Frodo. But GOD DAMN you get results, here's your badge and gun, welcome back.

bravo hackson

>"Legolas! What do your elf eyes see?"
>turns to Gimli
>"You see their vision is based on movement."

>>78804046
>SO... WE LIKE... AUUUUHHHMMMM.... WE BE SOME FINNA..... UHHHH *smacks lips profusely* EHHEHEHEHEHE NOMSAYN? WE LIKE SOME KINDA MUH FUGGEN PHILOSOPHY SHIP OF RINGS OR SOME SHIZ?

>>78792032

how retarded are you?

his name was stuart you moron, cant believe you can't even spell that common name

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>I thought I'd lost you, so I took it. Just for safe keepin'.
>Give it to me, Sam.
>.....
>Sam, give me the ring!

>And the OTHER ring!

>Sauron is the one who forged the one Ring
>How do you know, Master Frodo?
>Well, you know Sam, Sauron and I used to be partners

JC, R?

>>78804180
>Just like old times eh Sauron?
>Yeah, but you're going down this time!

>>78804046
>>78804083

Classic buddy cop

>>78804046
SO YOU'S SAYIN
*smacks lips*
YOU SAYIN
*twirls beard*
AYO HOL' UP
*sharpens axe*
YOOO HOL' UP HOL' UP
*insults nearby elf*
IS YOU'S SAYIN'
*mines for gems*
WE SUM FINNA
*praises ancestors*
SUM KINDA FELLAMASHIPS N SHEEIT!?
*springs out of hole in the ground*

What did he mean by this?

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>>78795762

well in the original cut he was called gandalf the aryan

>when he came with reinforcements they were also wearing all white with big pointy hats, I don't understand it either maybe they deemed the hats too silly looking

>>78804204
Nice

>>78792794
I BYPASSED THE HALFLING GANDALF

>>78804204
The warehouse shootout scene between Frodo and Sauron was particularly bad

>Shooting
>They pause to reload
>Frodo: "I never knew you were the typa guy to wear rings, Sauron"

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>Remember me Faramir? When I killed your brother? I talked JUST LIKE THIIIIIS!

>>78803378
W-W-What seems to be the officer, problem?

>>78804382
>Sam adjusts his collar like it's too tight

>>78804346
>Frodo throws the ring into Mount Doom
>"Consider this a divorce"

>>78804414
laughed audibly

>Gandalf : so be it, you shall be the fellowshit of my cock ring!

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> and your other axe!

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>>78804480

>>78797276
kek

>throw the ring in Mister Frodo
>NO
>but mr Frodo...
>you don't get it Sam, I AM THE RING

The fuck Jackson

>>78792794
Same grin

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>>78791927
I didn't understand this

>>78791927
He was scared. He didn't want to lose his dong.

>>78804480
Worst post ITT

>>78792926
kekkeroni

>>78800681
kek

>>78799139
Underrated.

>>78797276
"Layman's terms". ENGLISH MR WIZARD, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

>>78791580

Where is stuart a common name?

>They have a cave troll!
Frodo and the Hobbits are beign chased
Frodo looks at the camera
>Must go faster, must go faster!
>FRODOOOOOOO
Gandalf screams:
>DOOOOOOOON'T
Leggerlass smiles
>Looks like Moria Park is back in business xD

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>>78795701

>they actually use 'no, the other left' in the matrix

>>78806246
18th century England

>>78795995
>Cue Curb Your Enthusiasm Theme

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>there will be no dawn for white men

How did Jackson get away with this?

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>*Teleports behind you*
HE'S FAST!

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>english not my native language
>can't produce juicy memes

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>>78791580
>stuart

Kek'd harder than I should have, well done OP

>>78792572
>gandalf slips from cliff
>*record scratch*
>"Now, you're probably wondering what I'm doing in a place like this."

you know what stewart, i like you.

you're not like the other folk here, in the trailer park.

>>78792342
Noman is actually a real name. Apply yourself.

>>78791580

>Named Stuart here

It's a good name, right?

POTATOES
IN A STEW
NATURAL RUSTIC FLAVOURS
LET THEM COOK
DONE
DELICIOUS

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>Can you sing, Master Hobbit?
>Well... yes. At least, well enough for my own people. But we have no songs for great halls and... evil times.
>And why should your songs be unfit for my hall? Come, sing me a song.
>*Cough* Ahem...
>Hey! Ho! To the bottle I go.
To heal my heart and drown my woe.
Rain may fall and wind may blow,
But there still be many miles to go.
>Sweet is the sound of the pouring rain,
And the stream that falls from hill to plain. Better than rain or rippling brook...
Is a mug of beer inside this Took!

>>78806852
>Denethor: Check, please!

>>78802029
Beauty and the Beast.

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10/10, top memes lads

Extra points to >>78799411 for his dazzling display of autism

>>78803378
>Was I speeding?

>>78793521
Underrated

>>78792032
Does every individual of non-royal blood who leads in the King's absence have to take on the monnicker of 'Stuart of Gondor'? Seems like a weird tradition, is it expanded on at all in the Silmarillion?

>In Bree, The Prancing Pony
>knocking back some ale with my companions
>some queer little hobbits come into the pub from down the way
>one of them starts acting strange
>pacing around, head looking this way and that
>gets knocked down by the crowd
>people begin to stare
>suddenly he vanishes into thin air
>other patrons begin to freak out and yell
>a sudden shout calls out through the din
>"I'll take what he's having!"

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>Gandalf: There are many powers in this world, for Good or for Evil. Some are greater than I am. And against some I have not yet been tested.
>audio cuts out
>...
>let the bodies hit the floor

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>GOD DAMN IT GANDALF I DON'T LIKE YOUR METHODS BUT GOD DAMN, YOU'RE EFFECTIVE, but you're off the case, give me your badge and staff.

>>78807125
>Calls someone else autistic
>Links a million posts that serve no purpose other than annoying anyone trying to read through the thread

Don't ever fucking post on my board again.

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>frodo runs to the wall edge
>witch-king rises up slowly over the wall
>*record scratch, freezeframe*
>"yup that's me, you're probably wondering how I got here"

>>78804136
> hands over second ring
> frodo: is that it?
> sam: FINE...
*produce several other rings hidden in his clothes*

>>78804457
t. 12-year old

>>78806679
git gud

>>78792032

why didn't they just make a new royal blood line if the old one was presumed dead anyway?

>>78792926
goddamnit

>Frodo standing on the edge inside of Mt Doom
>about to keep the Ring and walk off
>enter Ghost Gandalf
>"Did I ever tell you about Tom Bombadil? Tom Bombadil was an enigmatic figure that lived throughout the history of Arda. Elrond, who had apparently met Tom in times long past, reminisced about him briefly before the question was put before the Council of whether or not to give the Ring to Tom, as it appeared as though Tom may have had power over even the Ring within his lands. However, I quickly dismissed the idea, saying that rather than Tom having power over the Ring, the Ring simply had no power over Tom. He was a good friend."

Not too sure but I think I've seen that before somewhere.

>>78792818
This man is true patrician of /tv/. He is one of the last before the shitposters invaded.

>>78808982
>the question was put before the Council of whether or not to give the Ring to Tom

This is wrong. Frodo asks Gandalf this question, who immediately dismisses it.

>>78792572
>Saroun: What are you doing?
>Aragorn: Dance off bro, me and you!

>Meat's back on the men, you boys!

What did he mean by this?

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>>78808853
They didnt want to since they had no other people of true Numenorean descent, they were waiting for true royal blood to return. The notion that everyone may as well be the ruler is a very postmodern one and Tolkien knew his shit and never portrayed his characters as modern day americans in a fantasy stting like certain modern hacks, heritage used to by be very important

>Frodo: There's something inscribed on it.. it's some kind of elvish.
>Gandalf: it's written in the black speech of Mordor, which I will not utter here
>Frodo: You mean African American speech

>>78792572

Legolas: Hey Gimli, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Gimli: No, have you?

>Frodo and Sam look at Barad Dur for the first time
>"woah, this guy must have the tiniest dick"

>>78793281
kek

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>>78797276
fucking kek

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>>78804032
>Including Hothead but not Smee

>>78792572
>Bilbo: Stop, my invisible nephew

>>78808853
Civil war had killed most of the royal dinasty and after the last king (who wasn't even that close related with his predecessor) died without heir, no one had the guts to claim the throne for his own fearing a new war over the throne, so the power remained in the hands of the stewards
It's kinda ironic also that if that idiot that challenged the Witch-king one on one and got himself killed hadn't been picked as king of Gondor, the crown might have gone to the sister of the previous king who was the wife of the king of Arnor, thus saving both the northern realm and Gondor's bloodline

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>>78804480
back to /pol/ you go

>Saurman's talking to Gandalf
>"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Melkor the Wise?"

>>78798093
Oh ffs...

>>78810361
Here's a (You) for the kek, Anon

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>It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of magic... but by our skills with a sword

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>from my perspective the hobbits are evil!

>>78803321
best in thread imo. That line always seemed so over the top and out of character for Gandalf.

>>78810444
Keked and checked

>>78810512
Gandalf always had short temper, but movies didnt really portrayed that

>>78804136
>I wasn't talking about the ring

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>We've got company!

>>78810662
I think the movies did a fine job showing that particular trait. Gandalf frequently gets annoyed at other characters throughout the trilogy.

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>>78792572
>I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!

>Why don't they ever portray the orcs side of the war?
>They were just following orders, you can't call them evil just because they were soldiers of an evil man
>Let's hear their part of the story

>>78806883
haha

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>>78797276

>at the docks, hiding behind shipping containers
>Saruman: We're not so different, you and I...
>Gandalf: No! We're nothing alike!

The fuck, Hackson?

>>78806386
It works perfectly there though
As We now mr wizard is checking on neo's every step, but we don't know WERE.

Now you realize that reading the matrix means always seeing the front of people!

>>78799411
thats a lot of NaCl

>>78812111
What

>>78797276

>>78807125
gas yourself sweetheart

>>78798087
Deja Vu
Event Horizon
Interstellar

there must be others

>Looks like meats back on the menu, boys!

How do Orcs know what a menu is?

>>78802761
I think I peed a little

>>78814193
Mordor has Middle Earth's finest dining establishments

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>Don't you ever touch a gollum's rabbit, boy. You can do that in the Shire but you can get your ass killed out here, man.

What were they thinking? It felt completely rushed, like they only had an hour to finish the movie or something

>>78808193
> im gay btw

>that Golem flashback scene
>"Nice job in that bar fight, Smeagol! You're as tough as a golem!"
>"Golem... that'd make a cool nickname"
Had to stop watching.

>>78815105
Fuckkk

>>78807125
Never use the internet again

>>78815105
>flashback into Aragorn's past
>during his travels he meets a woman named Celest Rider
>she teaches Aragorn everything he knows in the trilogy
>she dies saving Aragorn
>"I promise you Celest, from this day forward I will be known as Strider, in your honor."

Looking forward to seeing this thread on reddit later :')

>>78806246
New Zealand

>>78807629
>your board
autist. get off my board

>>78797276
I love you

this thread is too good to die so soon

>>78802877
because somebody posted the exact same thing earlier today

still kekked

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>>78798949
good thing this wasnt in theatrical

>>78800681
fuck caught me off guard

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Nice thread you have here.

>>78791580
>tfw your brain registers pic related as voice

>>78802386
kek somebody post the webm please

>Legolas Climbed up on the elepehant
>Rides around on it until he takes it down
>"Woo! I've got to get me one of these!"

I couldn't stop myself from groaning out loud in the theater.

>Faramir takes an orc arrow to the balls
>Cuts to crowd, including Gandalf and Pippin cringing
>Baby in a woman's arm covers its eyes

Really killed the dramatic tension

>Legolas slides down the Oliphaunts trunk
>"Yabba dabba doo!"

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>wiz khalifa, see you again starts playing
>No matter where you are, whether it's a quarter-mile away or halfway around the world, you'll always be with me and you'll always be my brother.

Teared me up lads

>Tonight you will taste menflesh!

The progressiveness of this movie was ahead of it's time.

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>try THIS on for size!

Are you fucking kidding me?

GANDALF THREEADDDD Noooo

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>>78819087
>Go back to the Abyss! Fall into the nothingness that awaits you and your master!
>Do you not know death when you see it old man? This. Is. My. Powah!
>*staff breaks*
>Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.

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>>78819087
>It's quite cool.

Bullshit.

>Shitpost you fools.