>Luke, did I ever tell you about the time, roughly 7~8 years

>>78014058
The "95% of lightsaber battles end with both participants surviving" thing is getting weird

>roughly 7~8 years ago
It's actually only 2 years ago. Maul still being alive is something that happened before the Disney buyout.

>>78014092

You mean the rebels series happens only 2 years before A New Hope? Disney really wants me to believe that Obi-Wan fought Darth Maul in the desert two years before the events of ANH?

>>78014058

Blame Darth Maul fans.

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Could Luke Skywalker or Supreme Leader Snoke teach their apprentices the secrets of this sabercopter technique? It seems really useful.

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>>78014236
The fuck is that shit?

>>78014167
Yes, it's going to run into ANH at some point. Actually, this scene might only be a year and a half before ANH.

>>78014236
inb4 Rey is the first to do this onscreen

>>78014058
get a life, creeps. it's a movie for kids.

>>78014236
>canon
seriously speaking... WTF?

Fuck of already with the Star Wars

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>>78014058
>It was a weapon for a more civilized age.
>Also it's still in wide use throughout the galaxy and many use them as personal helicopters.
>Honestly expect every local Space Mart to have these bad boys on sale for the Life Day shopping season.

>>78014236
how can those blades produce lift?

Is Darth Maul, dare I say it, the greatest Sith?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgSI4lsWBoM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgSI4lsWBoM

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>>78014236

>>78014058
Current season of Rebels is just over 2 years prior to RO/ANH.

>>78014576
that is so incredibly dumb

HOW DOES IT GENERATE LIFT?

ree

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>>78014606
>>78014762
The force

>>78014087
I know this would never ever happen, but damn, I think it would be cool to see Star Wars written and played out like Game of Thrones. Where every duel usually ends in a gruesome way. At the very least limbs are chopped off. Sudden deaths of characters that you really liked and thought would have more of a story arc. Give the world a more dangerous feel.

>>78014606
with The Force™

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>>78014236

XD

>>78014762
You know repulsorlifts, the things that make everything in SW levitate and fly? Micro versions are in those lightsabers to give them the spin. Increase the spin and point it up and there's your lift. :^)

>>78014812
you mean like in the orginal trilogy?

>>78014828

Huh, it seems you left two non-canon movies in that list, anon. Disney's Star Wars is a different franchise.

>>78014236
Light can disperse air?

>>78014812
>>78014856
Yeah
>Obi-Wan gets btfo
>Luke loses a hand and falls down a hole
>Vader loses a hand and throws Palpy down a hole and dies
And that's every time two lightsaber users are onscreen at once in the OT isn't it?

No matter how shit these cartoons may be, it still doesn't even begin to approach the absolute retardation that was the original canon.

>>78014349
It's even worse
If you look closely you can see luke, c3p0 and r2 in the speeder in the background in one scene

>>78014236
IT AIN'T ME

>>78014762
>HOW DOES IT GENERATE LIFT?
The better question is "how can the blades even spin themselves?"
The process that produces the blade is in the cylinder. You can't just put a ring around it and have the blades move with it, it doesn't make any sense.

>>78014812
>>78014856
Even in the Force Awakens nobody dies but two of the three combatants are mutilated

>>78014058
lmao he's even doing that silly 2 finger point he did to Grievous in ep III.

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>>78014236
im so glad i dropped star wars

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>>78014932
... start's playing?

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>>78014828
(You)

>>78014236
/co/ WILL defend this

>>78014236
Is this the clone wars show everyone sings such high praises for? Christ

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>>78014236

>>78015701
no, this is rebels. A much worse version of the clone wars

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stop being manchildren

>>78014236
I think im the only one here who finds that pretty neat.

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>>78015630
The Star Wars general thread is full of autists who defend this, the prequels and TFA.

>>78015701
No this is what Disney considers superior to Clone Wars

>>78015701
Different show.

>>78014058
Who cares if it's canon? Literally it matters not one bit. It doesn't effect you at all

>>78015906
Because autism. Another example:

AvP Requiem is canon.

>>78014236
>implying spinning isn't a good trick

Bantha poodoo detected

>>78014930
wow

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>>78014058
What if it's all a ruse and the two never actually meet. No where in the video did Obi wan and Maul show up in the same frame.

>>78016268
Id be fine with that. I was hoping that Maul would be the villian of the obi standalone theyre doing

>>78016304
>the obi standalone theyre doing
they're not doing anything

>>78014828
>no holiday special

nice fanfic pal

>>78016380
ok :^)

>>78014236
>Kreia was put in the trash for this
I want Lucas back.

>>78016627
To be honest, KotOR I & II are probably the best things to come out of the Star Wars IP.

Why are the lightsabers in this show like toothpicks

I mean I don't care but it's just a weird design decision

>>78015790
Congratulations! You're a fucking manchild!

>>78016682
The show's creators wanted them to look like they did in the theatrical version of the original film since the show takes place near that era.

>>78016745

Doesn't seem so bad. I look at /tv/'s catalog and I feel better.