SKAM

>>77109653
Literally all those bitches besides the one standing next to the suicide bomber have cankles.

>>77109653
What's with the allahu akbar?

>>77109653
So shitty it might as well be a spin-off of it. Hope that helps.

>>77109653
Soppel. Pur soppel.

iv heard its rather good

but does it try portay reality or is it overglorifying drugs and alcohol?

>>77109653
>How does it compare to say, Skins?

they're both the sort of show sad /tv/ types masturbate over. that's what you meant right?

It's disgusting how quickly it got popular here in Norway. I'd say everyone under the age of 20 have seen it almost. I just want it to end

>>77110286
I have a brother and sister, both under 20, and both normal-fags, and they've never seen the show. Well, my sister tried, but she said she hated it. I think it's mostly an Oslo thing.

>>77110286
No, it's single women in their 30s overhyping this garbage. They're thinking 'that was totally me 15 years ago lmao'.

It's a regular soap opera for teens with a token hijab girl added for diversity. No idea why it's so popular and spreading as a disease throughout the world.

>>77109653
it's pretty good. If you like bad acting, boring visuals, a storyline and characters we've seen a thousand times before, and lines that are so obviously straight from the writers mouth that it's often out of character

>>77110529
Can't really say she's added for diversity purposes though. There's a lot of muzzies in Oslo.

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>>77110364
From what I gather, it's generally popular among women.

>>77110575

That's exactly why she's there. If she wasn't, a certain group of people would never shut up about how the show is too white.

>>77110584

I'm expecting an article in VG about this thread any minute now.

>>77110575
problem is that her character has to take the holier than thou route or she would have been beheaded in the name of peace

Stop å poste dette dritt showet på mitt board.
Jeg er lei av se det på VG, så stopp å post det her på /tv/ også jævla homser.

>>77111143
Skriv ordentlig norsk for faen og slutt med å lese VG

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>>77111143

>board

Det heter brett, din fjosnisse.

>>77111143
Hores litt sinna ut, gutt.

>>77109653
>is this any good
>pic related are shit tier females

this never stood a chance

>>77110286
Does anyone really watch this outside of the Oslo area brats?

>>77110847
"Norway's hit export series SKAM trending on famous racist hacker forum"

I can see it happening

>>77111143
Gjor noe bedre med livet ditt enn å sitte på /tv/ gutten min

if you think it's bad now, wait until the american remake

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/12/09/arts/television/will-skam-a-norwegian-hit-translate.html?_r=0

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>>77111451
plz no.

>>77111241
Hvem bryr seg.

>>77111169
Jeg holder meg unna VG på grunn av dritt som dette, så slutt å post dette hore showet på 4chan også.

>>77111796

*4kanalen

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>>77111941
(du)

>>77110753
Yeah, but it accurately reflects reality.

>>77111143
Du, ta åsså hold kjeft a.

>>77111314
Jeg tror en del tenårings-modre ser på det. Modre til tenåringer altså.

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>>77111377
Ikke han, men hva i alle dager skulle det være for noe?

>>77112150
Nei du

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>mitt fjes når min jentevenn ga meg en håndjobb mens hun så på Skam

It's shit. Women in their 20's all watch it here in Sweden. Norway's exporting degeneracy to us for a change...

>>77112221
Nei. Du.

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Hva skjer i denne tråden?

>>77109653
WOW REMINDER THAT THIS SHOW IS PAYED FOR BY NORWEGIAN TAX PAYERS. IF YOU DON'T PAY NORWEGIAN TV LICENCE, DO NOT WATCH THIS SHOW!

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>>77112289
Hold nå tåta på deg ellers så får du gedigen juling

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>>77111143
Du hores sinna ut.

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Er dette den rettmessige /Norgetråden/ nå?

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>>77112399
Le brus

>>77109653
from the left.

4>2>3>5>1

>>77112399
Jah, hvorfor ikke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVTUEtDrAKw

>>77110529
>token hijab girl
Pretty much this, although she's not really added for diversity but to give the impression of it. She's portrayed as half-criminal, ghetto, aggressive, sassy and so on, and is arguably quite a racist stereotype. Basically she's just there so white Norwegians won't think they're racist.

>>77112399
Det kan jo aldri bli verre enn selve norgetråden uansett.

>>77112377
Er det noen som er hore her, så er det deg.

men fy faen gutta. hva synes vi om bergen kino? hvorfor er den så mye bedre enn all de andre? oslo kino er jo tragisk

>>77112482
>Penis bags

>>77112590
Trondheim kino <3

>>77112647
Heter Prinsen kino eller Nova kino.

>>77112204
Gjore noe mer produktivt, som å shitposte på /v/

>>77110364
that's because people outside Oslo can't relate that much to it

I'm not from Oslo, and the kids in this show live a very different lifestyle than what I did in my teenage years.

>>77112590
>dfn bor ca. 500 meter unna colosseum kino

>>77109653
why are european women so fat?

>>77112897
We Norwegians are rich and have an abundance of food, just like the Americans. I've seen quite a few chubby girls at uni.

>>77112590
Cinemateket Oslo er best uansett så

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>>77112360
>Jeg, en marinejeger som benker 500kg skal liksom få juling av en stakkarslig niit

>>77112420
Hamar-Lillehammer eller ingenting din plebeierfaen

>>77113053
>jeg, en marinejeger som benker 500kg, må gå på 4chan for å skryte av meg selv og prove å forbedre selvtilliten

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>>77112729

>>77113076
Kalles ikke å skryte når man rett og slett bare forteller sannheten, min neger.

>>77113109
å skryte har ingenting å gjore om det er sant eller ikke, sjekk gjerne ordboken. Men det er jo ganske patetisk å prove å virke kul på 4chan ved å bare nevne noe tilfeldig man klarer i virkeligheten som man aldri kan bevise på internett. Eller?

>>77112031
Dævver

>>77112360
Du er ikke meg, så slutt å lat som.

>>77112590
Lillehammer Kino represent, verste holet jeg har sett film i.

>>77111796
så slutt å brev denne horeserien på 4kanal*

Fy flate, gikk du yrkesfag eller? Skjemmes fåvæ

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Men seriost, hvorfor oppforer nordmenn seg som kreft på 4chan hver gang landet vårt blir nevnt?

>>77113348
Is it true norway girls from lillehammer are thirsty after danish dick?

>>77113183
Er du autistisk min venn, jeg lofter da faen ikke 500kg i benk.

>>77113424
Thirsty after every dick, as far as I can tell. Chlamydia infested shithole.

>>77113412
Det er artig å skrike hoyt når man er liten.

>>77113371
Chan betyr ikke kanal din nisse.

>>77113412
Nordmenn er noen av de mest veloppdragne breverne her på 4kanalen om du ser bort ifra fjortissene som brever på /b/ og /pol/.

>>77113460
For shame its the only moderately active place in the area on the weekends

>>77113460
Is it true you cant be drunk in norwegian bars?

>>77113493
Som postene i denne tråden klart beviser :^)

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>>77113493
>brever
>breverne
>4kanalen
Seriost. Slutt å gjor dette her.

>>77113520
Some bouncers won't let you in if you're too drunk, and you'll get thrown out if you make a complete ass of yourself.

>>77109673
i keked

>>77113493
må si meg enig i at det hjelper ingen å sutre bare fordi /tv/ vil diskutere skam, og komme med masse selvhatende vræl om hvor fæl norsk tv-industri er

>>77113545
Ingenting styggere enn nordmenn som bruker engelsk i annenhver setning.
Fornorsking er viktig.

Du er vel ikke en av de kringlete fjompene som bruker engelske megmeger blandet i norsken din for å prove være artig?

>>77113560
>>77113520
But most importantly you cant afford getting drunk in norwegian bars, shits expensive as hell

>>77113641
Nei jeg gjor ikke det, men jeg er ikke en autist som fornorske alt når jeg prater på nettet heller.
4chan står ikke for kanal, så slutt å si 4kanalen. Å si brever istedenfor post hores veldig dumt ut. Hvis du skal fornorske ord så gjor det på en måte som ikke hores helt tilbakestående.

>>77113687
Also this.

>>77113560
>if you make a complete ass of yourself
for some bouncers you don't even have to do that

I was recently told to leave a pub, all I did was go in there and use the toilet and walked up to the bar to order a beer. I never raised my voice or made anyone uncomfortable. The bartender just thought I looked a little drunk, so the bouncer took me outside.
>mfw I had only drank a 6-pack of beer that day and wasn't even drunk yet

>>77112269
Norway is about as cucked as Sweden is to be fair.

>>77113460
From Gudbrandsdalen, can confirm. Lillehammer is slut central.

Also, can anyone else from up here tell me why every lesbian feels super persecuted?

>>77109653
what are the themes and subjects explored in this show?

is it like sex and drugs every episode and female liberation and shit like that?

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DOWN WITH THE STALE PALE MALES

>>77114181
It's about being a female retard, later a gay retard.

>>77109653
>be bisexual
>break up with gf
>gets together with faggot
>see beutiful ex at party
>start making ut with ex
>fag see kissing

This is the kind of problem the characters face.
If you think this are thrilling, you may like Skam

>>77114366
let me guess, their interactions consist mostly of being sassy and quirky with a "fuck it" attitude and most of their conversations are about texting, kissing, or having sex with "handsome BOYS"

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>>77109653
Fuck those ugly bitches, I wanna watch it for him.

>>77114426
idk i dont understand norwegian

besides the soundtrack
its no different than whats on mtv right now besides
DUDE DRUGS
DUDE IM BISEXUAL
tho im pissed they killed off the English subs
also do u fags really go crazy for 90s hip hop?

>>77109653
AHHAHAAHAHH that fucking muslima on the far right

AHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>77109770
It's a scandinavian show.
American movies used to have racial quotas for blacks in movies, scandinavian productions have muslim quotas.

who's the qt next to the timebomb

>>77113737

Å "breve" kommer fra svenskene og i forsten ble det bare brukt ironisk i Norgetråden fordi det hortes så jalla ut, men så begynte plutselig alle å bruke det hele tiden.

>>77114694
Det er 4chan memes i et notteskall. Folk repeterer ting flere ganger helt til alle begynner å bruke det.

>>77114901
>memes
det heter megmeg på norsk.

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>>77112590
den folelsen når jeg bor i en liten knottby med en rævva kino som bare viser den mest mainstreame capeshitten og hollywood dritten men aldri de filmene jeg er interessert i

FITT NORRBAGGAR SLUTA PRATA ERT SKITSPRÅK I MIN TRÅD ELLER SÅ TAR JAG BORT DEN

KVÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ

Hvorfor kan vi ikke skrive o? Hva faen har hiroshima gjort nå?

>>77115210
I know that feel. Bygdekinoen where I live doesn't even have capeshit. Basically just shitty kid movies.

>>77115210

Det heter "kappeavforing".

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>>77109653
I'm angry just looking at that image, the show must be a trainwreck of jew-backed degeneracy

https://tv.nrk.no/serie/skam/MSUB19120116/sesong-1/episode-1


where can i get english subtitles?

>>77113687
>But most importantly you cant afford getting drunk in norwegian bars, shits expensive as hell
How much does it cost there?
I'm from small town in northern Sweden, cost 100 sek entry (10 yuro), and 70-90 for a beer

What is the most Norwegian, least immigrant infested city in Norway?

>>77115566
oslo will always be the most norwegian city
don't mind the naysaying racist whitetrash

Skam is great, nice show about teens in Oslo, if that is your kind of thing, go for it.

Don't lisen to all the insecure virgins here who can't stop seeing the world through their "left vs right" googles, after so many years on 4chans.

>>77115463
Nothing wrong with having sluts. It is unfortunately full of lefties tho.

>>77115554
Small town fag here. We only have to pay any kind of entry fee if there are any """""""big"""""" artists playing or they know it's going to be PACKED. Cheapest beers are right around 60-70 NOK, iirc.

>>77115463

Daglig påminnelse om at Hamar > Lillehammer

>>77115639
Oslo is the city with the highest % of immigrants

>>77115566
Bergen maybe? Not sure that many places in Norway can really be called cities.

>>77115533
in the trash

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Hvem film er årets beste og hvorfor er det Kaptein Amerika: Sivil Krig?

>>77115657
no entry fee must be nice
only 1 bar out of 3 here doesn't have any, but you don't go there to meet new people or hookup with randoms, only with a group of friends n to drink craft beers

>>77115866
>capeskit
dö

>>77115020
>>77115435
>Forced meme
Uansett hvor mye du prover dette her kommer ikke til å bli en greie.

>>77115907
It's pretty neat. That's for the "bigger" pub tho. There's also one that's only open on Friday nights and closes at midnight and never has any kind of entry fee.

Same here. Everybody know each other here anyways.

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>>77109653
>Has a character with a burka

>>77116080
>burka

Looks more like a hijab to me.

>>77109653
Quite good. I personally really enjoyed it. It's very similar to Skins, except that it's spelled with an A and M

>>77116080
Yea, Its best to keep to your own bubble. Don't want to end up empathising with someone so different, that's irreversibelt damage that can't be undone.

>>77115941

>Jeg er 16 år og er skikkelig kul fordi jeg hater alt som er populært!

>>77116329
I think 16yo is pretty much the target demographic for capeshit though.

>>77115866
>Hvem film