In real life then Hermione would be fucking Malfoy. Harry and

>>76622331
granger aint a slut tho. Sluts fuck chads.
Also, malfoy aint a chad, hes a beta-cunt only gaining fame due to his cunt dad.

>>76622331
Malfoy wasn't alpha, he was a total pussy and a shit wizard as well.

>>76622331

Absolutely not.

In real life students would fuck Gildreroy Lockheart.

>>76622331
magic

Are you fucking kidding me!?
Harry Potter and Ron are fucking heroes. How can Malfoy even compete?

There are fanfics for this purpose.

is there a spell that turns boys to girls? how many years of wizarding would I have to do before I could become a cute girl? if I could become a cute girl faster I'd settle with having a girly penis instead of a vagina

>>76622669
Can't the drinky potion thing do that though?

>>76622690
idk ive only seen the first 4 movies and that was when they came out. what are you referring to?

>>76622690

Yeah but you'd have to take 5mg weekly as well as cast a biweekly spell on your balls. And you still need to train your voice and try to change your shoulders by using a posture.

Malfoy was a pussy bitch.

She'd be with someone like Cedric Diggory (if he weren't dead) or Viktor Krum. Real alphas.

In the books, yeah probably.

In the movies he looks like shit.

In real life Snape and Hermione would have started banging, then Snape would have caught feelings for her, Hermione would be disgusted, Snape would do something stupid and get fired etc. Just like the male teacher and Oregon in Fresh Meat.

>>76622331
>But in JK Rowlings world she lusts after and wants to fuck the red headed dork? HAHAHAHAHHA bull fucking shit.
Even funnier because the feminist icon Emma Watson said that herself.

>>76622331
WATCH IT POTTER

>>76622781
kek

>>76622743
Holy fuck dude stop projecting your pedophilia onto harry potter characters

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Who had the high ground here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=351Aa5q_S98

The one true pairing is Hermione x The Genie from Aladdin after he accidentally casts a spell to switch places with Albus Dumbledore

>>76622792
But Snape is unironically the character that teenage girls mostly fantasize about. There is right now thousands of teenage girls who keep rubbinb their clitoris' thinking about Snape putting them in detention and spanking their tight little teenage butts deep red. They think about how they would whine and cry and pretend to not like it but deep down it's what gets their pussies wet.

Draco: dragon, serpent
Mal: bad
Foy: a farewell feast

>>76622705
Polyjuice. Second movie

>>76622717
Sounds like being a tranny irl

There are no chads at Hogwarts because it is in Britain and the British are the most beta race on the planet.

T. Australian chad.

>>76622331
Implying malfoy would fuck a filthy mudblood.

>>76622665
Yes but in most of them it's Harry that ends up fucking Malfoy.

>>76622872
Snape was such a bro in that game

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>>76622331
Unlike /r9k/ has teached you, not all women are sluts that only fuck chad.

>>76622331
Rowling is a leftie, that means all the ugly people get a medal and successful, attractive people must be dragged down.

>>76623070
>Australian
>chad

kek

>>76623444
Different anon but Australia is literally the land of the chads. >hemsworths
>Hugh Jackman
>Mel Gibson when he was young

>>76623432
They are though.

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>>76623482
Sure kid, whatever floats your boat

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>>76623502
>g-girls are actually just like in my animes even though i've never talked to one

>>76623567
Why are you projecting yourself on to me? Geez anon that can't be healthy

This board is insecure as fuck

>>76623657
L'mask sumin, where do you think you are?

>>76623679
Hell on earth?

>>76623481
>Mel Gibson when he was young
>implying he isn't still a superchad

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>>76622653

>>76622331
Didn't she fuck Krum? I recall something like that happening in Episode 4.

>Hermione is the "it girl" that everyone wants
Fuck no, she's some bucktoothed nerd that no guy wants to plow. In real life she wouldn't even get her first boyfriend until she was in her 20s.

Uhh no becase she's a mudblood
Think of hermione as a black chick and malfoy as a white supremacist
Malfoy would sooner kill himself then fuck a black chick

>>76623843
I think that would make him even harder desu.

>>76623843
Not only that, but this is a world where "blacks" are actually inferior.

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>>76623814
who wouldnt?

>>76623873
Not when you view the object as disgusting.

>>76623892
Fucking Chad

He was meant to be ugly in the books too

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>>76623432

Don't waste your energy on guys that aren't getting their dicks played with anon.

>>76623907
So were Snape and Hermione, but they fudged those up too

>>76623567
>Thinks that girls only like chads
>Tries to mock an anon about never talking to a girl

Impressive.

>>76623907
>>76623892

>tfw Viktor Krum would never penetrated you with hes Big Bulgarian Cock and then cuddle while watching a game of quiddich

Im a girl btw

>>76622659
He's rich and an asshole. His being friends with Crabbe and Goyle seems off, they're legit retards.

>>76623943
They don't only like Chads, but most would much prefer one, those that explicitly do not want them are extreme outliers and usually pretty fucked in the head.

>>76623969
It's literally the most basic thing for a bully to surround himself with idiot lackeys to boss around.

>>76623892
>slavs
>good at magic

what was she thinking, the gommis wouldnt allow stuff like magic there

>>76623969
They weren't friends, they were henchmen, it's why one of them tells Draco to fuck off in the 7th book and sets fire to everything.

>>76623996
But when he's generally being seen with just those two gormless retards? Having strong enforcers, fine, but when they're his only friends, and everyone knows they've already known each other for ages due to their fathers? Is Malfoy meant to be a loser? Rowling didn't do much portraying social cache of many characters.

In the books Ron is super tall and probably has a huge dick. So there's that.

Viktor Krum, Nevile Longbottom(in the last movies) and that fag from Twilight wouldve been the only people that get mad pussy tb h

>>76624075
They're like his slaves dude, they do whatever he tells them
I'd respect someone with a couple slaves even if they are dumb

>>76623329
He would love to hate fuck her yes.

>>76624014
Draco actually seemed to consider Goyle a friend since he cared about him dying. Goyle himself was just a huge ass though.

>>76624095
>the part where JK rowling goes really in depth when describing ron's dick
>the part where he's drinking from an evian bottle and she draws a comparison in girth

>>76623814
go back to your star watrs thread

>>76624192
you think harry potter shit is any different than star wars shit?

>>76623815

This honestly. They dun goofed by casting a ridiculous qt for the role instead of like, Lena Dunham or something.

>>76624220
one is literature
another is trash

>>76624120
Cedric had no balls, bitch stares himself getting AK'd no disarming spell because hes a wuss

>>76623432
Taught*

>>76624221
>They dun goofed by casting a ridiculous qt for the role
I thought they cast emma watson?

>>76623794
She wants the capital D.

>>76624220
Yes I do one actually was made with quality now go back to your star war thread there arent any episodes

>>76624221
But Emma Watson looks like shit and is an idiot.

>>76624263
>>76624272
I hope you know there are normal people on this board who actually cringe at your comments

>implying anyone at that school would get mad pussy
>implying anyone at that school would even care about sex

There's probably a shit ton of spells that make your orgasm 10000x more pleasant than having regular sex.

>>76622743
>>76622872


You need to stop playing Witch trainer anon, that shit is bad for you.

Also

>The one true pairing is Hermione x The Genie from Aladdin after he accidentally casts a spell to switch places with Albus Dumbledore

I agree.

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Hermione was 100 times more badass than snitching Draco

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>>76624263
>>76624272

Objectively beautiful.

>>76624290
If you think Emma Watson is attractive you're not part of normal people, you're part of pathetic fat losers who like the most boring basic non-attractive chick because she seems more attainable to a desperate virgin like you.

>>76624313
Dont take obvious bait they are jut going to respond with memes like an ebin smartass you are feeding them

>>76622331
wrong hermoine was a sweet girl. she would never.

>>76624313
>>76624290
The guy said ridiculously qt, she's average.

>>76624325
>projecting
Keep it up im laffin, 'emma watson isnt attractive' is the most fat neckbeard statement you could make

>>76624340
Right on schedule with the meme. Lmao

>>76624358
"Emma Watson isn't attractive" is the opinion of a normal person who regularly has sex with better looking women.

>>76624340
Use google you underage dicklet

>>76624358
>Right on schedule with the meme. Lmao
I'm sorry I insulted your generic waifu.
She's not bad, but painfully average. Nothing interesting.

>>76624380
being into emma watson is one of the most underage things you can do

James Potter was a literal chad

Harry got some beta genes from his cuck mother

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>>76624400
>tfw your father is a chad but you got beta genes from the mother

>>76624453
FAGGOTS BTFO

>muh kstew
>muh mew
>muh elle
>muh emma stone
>MUH EMMA ROBERTS
kek

>>76623956
you minds me of the time i seids to my class persen we'z going to da dance lmao? and she's seids to me shes says lmao answer you is NO ans i members she says i have cunt weener too lol so i says i am the person lmao!!

>>76622331
Hermione is a loser nerd tho, malfoy busy fucking his Slytherin popular girls

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Can normies explain what the fuck they want from us?

You say we are bad people because we can't get laid, then when we try to figure out why we can't laid by looking at evolutionary psychology and the alpha-beta dynamic seen in many animals, an obvious logical step and avenue for research, you all flip your shit.

Tbqh at this point I don't care about getting laid. I just want friends like everyone else, I see normies talking to shop clerks and things all happy and smily faces, then when I try to do the same they say things like "you don't have many friends do you" or "oh shut up" under their breath. I can't learn social skills without socializing and no one will socialize with me, so I'm stuck like this.

I have ADHD-PI which was undiagnosed until adulthood which made me behave strangely as a kid, when my mother had cancer when I was 14 everything broke down and I was a loner from then on. Most of you I think are guilty of bullying some loner when you were teenagers, but not only the kids didn't give a shit about me, none of the adults did. I have been verbally abused in a similar way talking to teachers, jobs advisors, in job interviews, I cried in class and was never sent to the school counsellor while some stacy could break her nail or something and everyone tripped over each other to help her. People like >>76623926 hold it against me and want nothing to do with me and they go to other people and get them to do the same like scientologists shunning people or something.

I can't really ignore all this evidence and pretend your high brow society is perfect. You can keep saying "nuh uh, there is no problem", but it doesn't actually prove anything. You are not actually changing my mind on anything or proving anything. People will treat me like a dickhead whatever I do and life is short, I want to be a good person, but one day I swear I'll just say "fuck it" and give up. I'm a person too, morality isn't purely about selflessness.

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>>76624309
Draco was a little bitch

>>76622627
rich fuckbois are today's chads

>>76624501

There there anon.

>>76624501
Try acting normal

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>>76624501

Purebloods have never recovered

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>>76624501
Just be yourself.

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>>76624584
picrelated

>>76623679
Idk where am i

>>76622627
>malfoy aint a chad
LOL

u got a lot of learning to do kiddo

>>76624598

This is terrible advice. Find an alpha character in movies that fucks lots of ladies then become that person.

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>>76624642
>malfoy is a chad
Chads btfo

>>76623794
>you will never be lockhart
>you will never fuck the 13 year old students and then obliviate them so they never tell anyone

Jdimsa

>>76623432
>not all women are sluts that only fuck chad.
They are though, the ones that don't do so as an interim measure but still fantasize about it when they're with the 'sweet and funny' men they say they want, but really don't.

>>76622331
Why are British people so ugly?

>>76624649
To be honest acting like Harrison ford isnt hard, indiana jones ford not han solo ford.

>>76624671
Mate you're tipping you let the internet get to you, I hope you arent as ugly as you sound.

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'Chads' cant even win a fight with a scarhead

>>76624501
It's gonna be okay man.

>>76623876
>

>>76624561
yeah feel my dick against ur face 'arry

you're a man now 'arry

>>76622627
>granger aint a slut tho. Sluts fuck chads.
Funny you say this, when she went with THE Chad in Goblet of Fire.

>>76624738
If Ron wasn't a pussy he could have been eating her mudblood pussy out and had melted chocolate frogs on his dick for her. Dark marks make womens biological clocks tick

ALRIGHT YOU CUNTS!!! I'VE MADE 20 DIFFERENT POSTS ON 5 DIFFERENT BOARDS!!! I HAVEN'T RECEIVED NOT EVEN NOT EVEN NOT EVREN 1 BUTTFUCKING YOU!!!


I WANT MY FUCKING YOU YOU CUNTS!!! OR ELSE!!!

>>76623892
is he squatting?

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>>76624501
just b urself

>malfoy
>chad

HAHAHAHAHA

>>76624797
ayy

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>>76624789
Heres your fucking (You)

>>76624501
bro tv is one of the worst places on the internet. if u wanna start improving urself go to fit, if u wanna discuss the ways society is fucked and how we can change it go to pol, if u wanna discuss inconsistencies in a kids movie stay here. ur choice.

Tfw I look like the lovechild of Henry Cavill and Leonardo DiCaprio but social anxiety kills off any chances that I have with anyone.

Kill me lord

>>76624830
why are people plotfags though

>>76622781
topkek

>>76624838
>Tfw I look like the lovechild of Henry Cavill and Leonardo DiCaprio

are you sure it's not because you're an idiot?

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>>76624838
Sucks

>>76624313

>Beauty
>Employ sneering prima donna

THEY ALREADY FUCKED UP

>>76624264
>Dilderoy Cockhart
What was Columbus thinking?

>>76624873


No, i calculated the risk of that notion and projected it through a standard 5 minute conversation and have deductively concluded that it is not consequential that I am an idiot.

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>>76624670
She was eleven

>>76624879


Just end my life desu sepai

>>76624915
maybe you're just an asshole then

>>76624075
In one of the later books, I think the fifth, Malfoy is the center of a "big" group of slytherin.

>>76624807
Maybe he's not a chad but blonde, blue eyes, rich, ambitious, has influence over his house and through his father the school. In reality Hermionie wouldn't' be able to stop herself squirting all over the floor whenever he walked past.

>>76624933
I have anxiety too but interpersonal communication isnt that hard

>>76624930
We really need director's cuts of these movies. Some of the stuff they left out is pretty good and actually gives a wider scope to the stories.

>>76622331
He's alchemy

>>76622331
I haven't read the books/seen the movies in years. What did Malfoy do that was actually wrong?

>>76624962
Did you even watch the latest episode?

>>76624830
good point, my rant feels kind of silly now, I should find good people instead of getting hot and bothered by random normies I meet

>>76624915

Brah, you just called yourself an idiot. Stick to small words next time.

>>76624962
That was obvious from when they said they'd hired Tom Felton for a role, the twist is he isn't willingly evil.

>>76624938

I wouldn't even hurt a fly

>>76624956

Maybe, I just get all backed up from approaching or saying anything to them.

>>76625007


Maybe you should learn what sarcasm means

>>76622331
Did you even read the books or watch the movies? Malfoy was a coward faggot and if there's anything a woman hates in a man is precisely that.

>>76624961
I think the two deleted scenes i posted from chamber are in the extended cut of chamber, columbus was the only one who did a directors cut. I was actually going to write to Yates and tell him to do something with OOTP, even simply just releasing the footage of the dept of mysteries brain scene, because they filmed it and cut it. I want to see that scene. They should release it for the fans

>implying Ron isn't a legend
Fucker drives an ice cream truck around giving out free ice cream these days.

>>76625027
>Maybe, I just get all backed up from approaching or saying anything to them.
Yea me too, I guess you have to just act cool and calm not say too much and remember to breathe.

>>76623969
Harry is rich as all fuck m8 and he's friends with Ron.

>>76625091
He lives in a fucking closet.

>>76624792
Always.

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>>76625056
Malfoy BTFO.

I kinda felt sorry for him at the end though

>>76625130
There is literally nothing wrong with /fit/.

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KRUMED

>>76625099
Someone did the maths and when he was 11, he was sitting on a quarter mil.

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>>76625143
or /pol/

>>76625130
/tv/ is just /b/ except /b/ has the excuse of "nothing is off topic". The fact that you tried to lump /fit/ in with /pol/ tells me you're a fat fuck.

>>76625166
Thats it? I thought it was more, not to say thats not a lot

>>76625166
Why would he live in a closet then checkmate

>>76625187
It was the 90s m8, he was practically a billionaire with that kind of money.

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Did Voldemort find out who Harry masturbated to?

>>76625211
/r9k/ is good too.

>>76625187
That was it converted to £. 50,000 galleons, apparently. Give or take.


>>76625203
So nobody would know he's rich and therefore not ask him for any money checkmate.

>>76625210
>250K in the 90s equates to billionare status
The 90s were the best

>>76625130
for self improvement and societal critique they are the best. fit is better than pol though

>>76625211
t. a fat fuck

You're so transparent it's laughable. Post body. Prove you're not fat.

>harry ends up with a blacked ginger
Well, I guess all heroes can't have happy ends.

>>76624501
>normies
>sadfrog
The sad thing is, you're socially retarded here, too. You're posting the way normalfags post. Your problem is that you're a whiny bitch and overly concerned with outside approval. Even normalfags don't like sycophants who just mindlessly asskiss at all times.

>>76625210
>>76625234
Yeah, apparently if you adjust it for inflation, he was actually worth about a half mil.

>>76625250
Dean was a cool nigga why is everyone hatin'? I'd take dean over Ginny any day of the week

>>76625211
the thing is, some of those betas get female attention and start to feel better about their lives. they get compliments and feel comfortable in their appearance. do you know how valuable that is?

>>76625058
Similarly for The Deathly Hallows, there are quite a few cut scenes that are just quiet, introspective ones that don't move the story along but give a sense of what's coming and the character interactions. When they're coming up to what is supposedly major battle that sort of thing can help show what the stakes are more than any explosion.

Hermione wasn't a Stacy. In the book she is on the ugly side: freckles, unkempt hair, teeth out there, nerdy, the whole nine yards.

You only think of her as a Stacy because they casted a """""""hot""""""" girl for the role.

(IMO she's ok at best, but nerds drool the floor for her).

>>76624939
Wasn't it just the thugs, his girlfriend who's always described as having a face like a pug, and that Zabini kid?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCJOHv2yl_8

>>76625313
cute

Emma is a freckled QT

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>>76625313
>manlets

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>>76625344
>Daniel Radcliffe is 5'5"

Where's he Arnold White spamming autist?I guess he's got to sleep at some point but you just expect him to always be here.

>>76625300
Yea I really enjoyed the latter movies for slowing down and focusing on harry and the trio and such. The original print was 5.5 hours long so they definitely cut a lot even splitting it up that isnt just the deleted scenes on disc. WH needs to just make the damn extended editions idk why they wouldnt want tens of millions of dollars. They know they can get it since they release capeshit directors cuts

>>76622331
IRL she would have been eating Jenny's pussy and we all know it.
By this I mean she would have been a werewolf of course.

>>76625367
What are you implying anon

>>76625378
Have you noticed this thread doesnt have a pretentious fedora man? Who ironically think goblet of fire is one of the best? I enjoy it sure but its one of the worst

http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/76560254/#76568245

>>76623794
Man that was the definition of perfect casting for him.

>>76625449
Entire series was cast perfectly imho. Fun fact: Jason Issacs originally auditioned for Lockhart and when he didnt get it Columbus asked him to try for Lucius, which is only did after his family told him he should. Also High Grant was cast as Lockhart and had to drop out last moment, then they got Brannagh.

>>76625509
Damn, Hugh Grant would've been really good too.

I think Brannagh is the better actor, though.

>>76625534
Hugh Grant would have been good too sure, but Brannagh was perfect. Jude Law was also rumored

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>>76625601
not even once honestly

>>76625546
And David Thewlis almost was Professor Quirrel.

>>76625601
Would let her sit on my face.

>>76625656
Jokes on you, your head is full of rackspurts

>>76624453
>>76624467
Reminder that this is a quite literally a samefag redditor
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/filename/1479726603095/

His accounts are:
http://reddit.com/u/half-bloodprince
reddit.com/user/chinadunk

>>76624501

Get a gun.

>>76625443
Kek what a loser

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>>76624501
You're posting on /tv/ 2016
You are a normie no matter how many frogs you post

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Even if he's gay, did he get some pussy?

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>>76622331

Yes, yes, well done Malfoy, well done Malfoy!

HOWEVER

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>>76622331
Manlets can't be chads.

But she did fuck the real chad in the series.

>>76625974
>Manlets can't be chads
>Posts a picture of a 5'10" manlet and declares him a chad
hmm

>>76625301
She was pretty awesome in the books though. She basically carried those two idiots through all of it.

In another world, J. K. Rowling wrote the Harriet Potter series, a YA story about about the adventures of Harriet Potter, the Girl who Lives, and her friends Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger. During their senior years Harriet discovered her romantic feeling for Ronald, and competed with Hermione for his affection in a sisterly yet intense manner, even amid the chaos and uncertainty of the time. War or no war, horny teenagers are horny. In the end, their enemies defeated, the trio discussed renting a flat together, the implication being that they have decided in favor of a three-party polyamorous relationship.