Badly describe a movie & others guess what movie it is.

teddy bears vs nazis

>>67752388
Return of the Jedi?

no friends are allowed for 10 minutes, then for two hours nothing happens

>>67752349
If you watch it backwards it's about a magic boat that goes around saving people.

>>67752349

Bell doesn't have a mental illness

overly-flamboyant kid joins some random old man,a garbage can and his partner, a criminal and his pet to go help some chick that a black guy stole.

Set in the fictional world of Middle-earth, this film follows the hobbit Frodo Baggins (Elijah Wood) as he and a Fellowship embark on a quest to destroy the One Ring, and thus ensure the destruction of its maker, the Dark Lord Sauron (Sala Baker). The Fellowship becomes divided and Frodo continues the quest together with his loyal companion Sam (Sean Astin) and the treacherous Gollum (Andy Serkis). Meanwhile, Aragorn (Viggo Mortensen), heir in exile to the throne of Gondor, and the wizard Gandalf (Ian McKellen) unite and rally the Free Peoples of Middle-earth in the War of the Ring.

>>67752760
Warcraft movie. Next?

>>67752349

an ex-Nazi gets cucked by an Arab

>>67752623
The joke is she's imagining the furniture talking because she's actually crazy.

It's called describe a movie's plot BADLY for a reason, fuckwit.

>>67752692
Star wars

>>67752658
The spongebob squarepants movie

BUY MY GAME

nigger cop is rude to his neighbors

I kid tries not to fuck his mom while an old guy tries to electrocute his car

>>67752623
Yeah she does, she's a woman

>>67753214
Family Matters

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>>67753233
blast from the past

only one woman for his 30 years of life
cmon
he had to have thought about fucking his mom

>>67753214
Lakeview Terrace

>>67753251
haha
misogyny

>>67753400
Shut up Katrina before I pop you in the lip.

>>67753376
Yep

>>67753400
Katrina you dumb whore who told you to open your mouth

>>67753475
fuck off joy, you stupid republicunt, keep being a servant to your husband

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>>67753376
>>67753214
B L E A C H E D

>>67752623
She is a furry

I guarantee nobody will guess this:

Guy goes on a fetch quest then time travels.

Yes, it's a movie, no, it's not Ocarina of Time.

was belle a furry?

Dude wants to bang a chick so he impregnates her with a general who will send him back in time to impregnate her

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>>67753746
>>67754091

If she was, she was in for one hell of a disappointment.

Dude discovers homolust for his friend when a lesbian has sex on his couch

Voldemort and Mad eye Moody call each other cunts

>>67754202
she looks like she is dying on the inside
she wanted the bbc (big beast cock)

>>67753989
Black Knight

>>67754157
Terminator

Two cops in a small town

>>67754309
hot fuzz

>>67753989
Memento ?
Lost highway ?

>>67754348
You got it

A girl is bored while her parents blog about gardening.

A cowboy struggles to win over the affections of a young boy

>>67754583
reverse TAoJJbtCRR ?

>>67753989
majoras mask

>>67752349
Jesus kills shrek

>>67754708

Batman v Superman

/tv/ finds Bill Wilson

>>67754736
Ye

>>67754708
You have to describe it badly.

>>67754650
younger

The protagonist has layers

>>67754884
Man of Steel

>>67754884
Shrek

>>67754274
in bruge, but fuck you that wasnt even funny
>>67754244
i have no idea but im intrigued

this one big guy is being an asshole to a bunch of people so they bring his brother back from the dead to stop him

Bill Wilson

Funny looking guy yeah ?

>>67755022
TDKR

>>67755079
Nah, you're in the right millennia tho

>>67755022
MGS 2

>>67755334
Nope

>>67754515
Actually, I'm not so sure anyone is going to get this one, so I'll tell you it was stopmotion animation and it was released in the last 10 years.

Two guys go into a box and put another box in it then come out of the box out of the box to go back into the box.

When foreigners break into their home and abduct their child, it's up to this power duo to track down those responsible and bring him back.

>>67755635
The lost world

>>67755538
Well, just saying it's an animation makes it obvious...

Bugs Bunny vs. The KKK

>>67755818

Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

>>67754244
Chasing Amy

>>67755844
not even close

>>67755818
Featuring an awful song by Shakira.

>>67755900

How is that not even close? It's an animated rabbit who is fighting against a racist who wants to destroy them.

>>67755022
a better tomorrow 2

>>67755937
Nope.

>>67755959
I never said the movie was animated.

>>67756089

Bugs is, so is Roger, it fits. I'm right, moving on.

>>67756047
No, but you're in the right continent

>>67756116
You're not right. Just guess again, no need to get so angry.

>>67752432
Der Aufstieg des Dunklen Ritters

>>67755591
Primer

>>67754583
Toy Story

>>67755711
yeah

Laughingly bad CG in the first minute but overall a pretty good film.

>>67756411
Attack of the clones

Belgium negotiates with Puerto Rico over human rights.

>>67752515
Titanic

A guy fucks a whole family and then leaves

>>67756438
I didn't say laughingly bad CG during the whole movie.

>>67756577
So it's AotC right ?

>>67756616
No

>>67756411
Kingsman ?

>>67756709
No

>>67756655
I'd have said TFA but you said pretty good film so that can't be it

Fat man and his two ungrateful children live in a close quarters situation

Alternatively: The Japs fucked up in two universes.

a man and a woman who just met each other go to the top of a really big building

>>67756875

Fight Club. Too easy.

>>67756875
King Kong

>>67756887
wrong

>>67756903
also wrong

A doctor helps bring 3 people closer together

>>67756875
sleepless in seatle

>>67757003
Human Centipede

>>67757003
>>67757052

haha that's a good one

>>67757038
nope

>>67756870
Heh, it's not 50 Shades Of Grey but my name worked

>>67757052
you got it


A kid underused his natural talent because being he couldn't be bothered

Bunch of LARPers are so immerse they don't even know they are LARPers.

>>67757354

The Village.

>>67755724
Well what do you think it is, then?

>>67757365
Yeah.

>>67756089
Shoot 'Em Up?

>>67753989
Donnie darko

>>67756870
Are they literal children, or are they children in the sense that they're dependant on the fat man? If it's the latter, then I'm gonna go with 10 Cloverfield Lane.

A man who can't hold a legit job helps another man to rob his own company

>>67757399
nope

>>67757468
Bad Santa

A guy wakes up and visit his girlfriend and finds out he accidentally a baby.

>>67757502
No.

>>67757468
Ant-man?

>>67757458
Dammit, you got it.

>>67757526
Yes.

>>67757513
Knocked Up

i watched the whole boring thing just for 2 minutes of kate at the end

>>67757564
No, it's not a comedy

>>67752515
krampus

A guy hates his office job.

A guy talks to his assassins hired to kill him for an hour

>>67752760
spongebob: sponge out of water

Emotionally unstable man shoots people for wanting to medicate him.

A father tries to get his rebellious deadbeat son to help him at work.

People disagree and use logical fallacies to argue each other. Someone gets hit by a car.

>>67757711
Empire Strikes Back

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>>67754515
Eh?

>>67757711

Star Wars. Rebellious makes it too easy.

>>67757662
>>67757614
Falling Down?

Buttons for eyes

>>67757721

God is not Dead.

2 frogs are lesbos and they get into a relationship

he drives

>>67757783
No. Not emotionally unstable one anyway.

>>67757762
No one was getting it so I reposted an easier one here >>67757786 but good job.

>>67752760
Love Actually

>>67757786
9 or 6 or something like that

>>67757799

Deuce Bigalow.

>>67757783
No to the office job

neet virgin ruins a holiday then learns a lesson

>>67757614

Obvious: Office Space
Less obvious: Fight Club

>>67757789
Yes

>>67757860
the goonies

2 children and a man with his eyes closed eternally fight with a psychic fetus against a clone of the psychic fetus while the clone takes control of woodland creatures to aid him.

>>67757824
No, someone already got it. It's Coraline.

A man is murdered for double-crossing terrorists forcing his friend to flee in pimped-out car.

>>67757860
Elf

>>67757914
Back to the Future

i am legit scared after buyin a liter instead of a fifth. I do't watn to die of aids

>In the end, I really was, a Blast from the past.

t. Brandon

>>67757875
>Office Space
Yep

>>67757926
Yes.

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>>67757799
So does he.

Two kids get their sandwich stolen and become men.

A taxi driver uses his last match

>>67757996

Fifth Element.

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>>67757973
>>67757847
it was this you dumb retards

It took 12 years to make

A crazy guy meets an equally crazy girl

>>67758003
that's a plot?

>>67758003
Journey To The Center Of The Earth

A man finds out he was resurrected. But he didn't die to begin with.

>>67758043
JUSTice League part 1

>>67757900
Pokémon: The First Movie

A man stranded on an island befriends a corpse that has a boner.

>>67758068
you got it

>>67758077
Is this a new movie that stars either Daniel Redcliffe or Elija Wood? I forgot which one.

Satan is gay

>>67758003
foodfight

>>67758060
I don't think this is an actual movie yet.

>>67758096
Has Daniel. You technically got it, it's called Swiss Army Man.

>>67758107
southpark the "movie"

>>67758003
12 years a slave

>>67758139
Yes

Beavis and Butthead Do America

You guys are never guessing this one.

>>67758159
ey bb did you like how sassy I was when I put "movie" in quotes ;3

Frozen guy is defrosted to fight another defrosted guy

a flakey military officer tries to stop WW3

>>67758226

You're gonna regret that post for the rest of your life. Both seconds of it.

>>67758217
Beaver and Buttface

>>67758225
Yee

>>67758244
Fuck, how did you guess?

>>67758242
Every second on 4chan is regrettable

Zombies

>>67752791
Gay

she kills people

>>67758351

Minions.

>>67758364
No

>>67758363

Kill Bill.

A man who trains zombies for a living tries to get his dick sucked and helps bring down a super zombie.

Tim Burton casts Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter in a slightly macabre tale.

An antisocial young woman has a mental breakdown and almost kills everybody.

If you but it, something comes out.

>>67757468

Office Space

>>67758478
Meant to say

If you rub it, something comes out.

Guy sells weapons

A blond guy and fatass cross the country to get revenge, and also other shit happens

>>67758501

Lord of War.

>>67758478
>>67758498
Aladdin

>>67758517
Yeah fuck you too

Government agent kills a few niggers and gets scolded

>>67758003

Boyhood?

Niggeress poops in baked goods.

>>67758363

Under the Skin

>>67758504
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back?

>>67758520
Yes

A professional athlete dedicates his career to his wife and son.

Crackpot scientist realizes that carvings in shape of constellations probably represent constellations.

>>67758624

Stargate.

>>67758624
Prometheus

>>67758640
That's the one.

Boobs get held hostage in Hollywood.

>>67758226
Demolition man

>>67756875
vanilla sky

Professor Snape causes problems for local business owners.

>>67757583
indeed

It's a 5 part epic series about a guy who climbs a snowy mountain and cuts down a tree.

>>67752760
This was way funnier than it should have been. I was caught off guard by this post.

>>67758239
hunt for red october

>>67758555
>>67758594
yes
>>67758915
No, let me explain more

After learning that he accidentally a baby, he has to have his Girlfriend (now wife) move in and take care of the ugly little shit. His Girlfriend gets pissed and leaves, leaving him to go insane

>>67758901
die hard?

>>67759058

That probably could work but not what I had in mind.

>>67757711
>A father tries to get his rebellious deadbeat son to help him at work
4chan: The Movie?

A complex female character fights an evil overlord

>>67759135
Our fathers have given up on us a long time ago

>>67759277
Fuck, nevermind too obvious

>>67758527
Nobody trying this one out ?

An old man takes advantage of a young kid's good will and places him into labour work for his own benefit.

>>67759565
Harry Potter

Alien eats cucks

Semi-mute stunt double gets cucked into saving milf's son, goes full autist rampage before driving away into the distance.

After the 2nd amendment puts its foot up his ass, shit gets metal

>>67759810
I found it from the first 6 words but the rest belittles my success

two guys pretends to be cops and murders a bunch of gang members

>>67759873
Did I go overboard?

>>67759810

Drove.

>>67759919
>semi-mute
>autist rampage
>driving away

Way too easy man

>stunt double gets cucked into saving milf's son

>>67759950
damn. Here let me try again.

Countries send people to play dress up to save human from aliens.

>>67752760
Lord of the Rings

A bunch of gooks remember the same thing differently

Some SJW cucks release a criminal because they're not 100% sure

>>67760217

Gone Girl.

>>67760223
older

A dog meets another dog, hangin' round in the streets.

>>67760198
Rashomon

>>67760217
12 Angry Men

>>67760258
>12 Angry Men

Good call.

>>67760258
>12 Angry Men
yep

>>67758781
Yup

the ayyys come and only will smith can stop them

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>>67752349
A young girl is lost, meets up with three strange men and kills a woman in an argument over shoes.

>>67753989
Time bandits?

>>67757662
Equilibrium

>>67759565
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Nicholas Cage teaches the stereotypical Mexican guy from Antman the secret to surviving completely certain death.

>>67759565
gran torino?

>>67761946
freedom day?

guy gets asked favours alot, family has to help.

>>67752760
Jokes on you. There is no single movie with this plot. The text is explaining the entire trilogy, so yeah, you lose

Two brothers from another/same mother are secretly faggots and inspire an entire generation of faggots with their explosive buttfaggotry.

>>67761946
ID4 And/Or MiB

Operation Paperclip goes wrong. The flag saves the day.

guy broke up with ex-gf then people started chasing them then they go to a bar

Robot meets fat people for the first time.

>>67764436
fucking wall-e come on man.

>>67759838
RoboCop?

Talking bunny realises that she likes to have sex with a talking fox.

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>>67764513
Fruitopia

>>67756539
Killer Joe?

An average guy finds an ancient artifact and and teams up with a liberal arts student and a senile wizard to go on a quest to use it to stop another ancient artifact from destroying his world.

A guy pisses of his rich wife by fighting all the time, but then they lose everything in a war. His fighting continues to get him into trouble.

A nigger gets stolen from his family and put into a cotton field until rescued by Bradd Pitt

>>67764265
Naruto?

>>67764653

LOTR

>>67752867
bvs???

>>67764925
12 years a nigger

Farmer saves the world then his daughter dies

>>67752891
Not him, but the point is to describe a film plot badly but still saying actual truthful things.

To say Belle had a mental illness is not true and so not really how the game works

1. A young woman goes ASS TO ASS in order to score smack, unwittingly making the world a better place.

2. Spanish Peasants from Resident Evil 4 won't stop trying to fuck with a dashing leading man, and they try to entrap him with a sexy Negress who is secretly one of the peasants herself.

3. One family struggles to overcome the failings of one Mongoloid son until they finally become so fed up they take him out on the lake and shotgun him but only after his brother makes out with him.

>>67757721
/tv/

>>67765525
BvS

mercs destory poor country murica style kills of best character halfway but then he turns up at the end all OK.

>>67765773
Rambo 3?

>>67765581
Except the OP sets the standard and defacto rules with that picture

>>67765833
nope

Most of the movie is on a boat.

>>67758043
Moon?

>>67759565
The Karate Kid

>>67765312
Not even close.

>>67765956
Master & Commander?

>>67765670
#3 Godfather Pt. 2

>>67752388
Inglorious Basterds

>>67765956
Titanic?

Two friends have a feature-length journey to the gift shop.

>>67767586
Spongebob

Guy is in the gambling business while a midget fucks shit up

>>67767652

casino

>>67767614
Yes

>>67764265
Batman v. Superman

Some guys sit around and talk for 90 minutes

Grown man refuses the cunny and gets ostracized and hated by his whole town because of it.

A bunch of religious people freak out

Twins trick a man into painfully killing himself over and over and over again.

>>67768196
The Mist?

Totalitarian Dictator kills and captures whoever he pleases so he can have father-son time.

>>67768216
Nope

>>67768248
Empire Strikes Back

>>67768196
The Witch

>>67768265
Correct

>>67768314
OK, here's a harder one: Sequel opens up with a shitty explanation for a sequel involving the events of the last film being a marketing stunt

>>67768309
No

A disabled scientist attempts to hide his multiple erections during a government meeting

>>67752349
A lonely gullible collage student decides to shoot a woman, and then kills himself.

>>67756539
Theorem

>>67767914
This is correct.

>>67753233
Back to the future

A guy gets cancer and then says meme stuff

>>67768945
50/50

>>67753214

But that's not a 'poor description', this is literally what happens

>>67769176
Nope

>>67769372
My first guess was Breaking Bad, but that isn't a movie.

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A big robot and a gang of autists try to defeat smaller robots and another autist

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>>67768945
Totalbiscuit's Youtube channel

>>67769447
Big Hero 6

>>67769470
Movie, anon.
>>67769405
Here's a hint, /tv/ would not shut the fuck about it when it came out. They said it was reddit, and making a thread about it was guaranteed replies. Even more so if you said "fuck you guys, I liked it."

>>67769525
Deadpoo

>>67769600
Yes

>>67762005
No.
>>67754672
No.
>>67754458
No and no.
>>67754291
No.
>>67757448
This is the one I was thinking of.

>>67768516
Dr Strangelove