Bollywood star berates man watching illegal copy of her film

>watching anything on your cellphone
this actually makes me angry

Well it was either he watches the movie or he rapes you

Should be thankful

>implying Bollywood deserves to be watched in any kind of quality

>>64547573
>millionaire upset man won't give her money for collection of 1s and 0s on his phone

>>64547573
DESIGNATED

is that dude seriously watching it in portrait mode? FLIP THE PHONE YOU DINGUS

>>64547659
POO
IN
LOO

>>64547573
wait what? iPhones have projectors now?

>>64547670
it's the projection in front of him you dingus

POO

>/tv/ taking the pirate's side
wow i am surprised. not.

What do Indians do when they want to poo on the plane?

>going to the cinema in India
no thanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GBFoxcIN7E

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>>64547573
>it is wrong if you do not give me money !!!

--any artist ever

>>64547705
i didn't see it at first, that's neat as hell though.

>>64547718
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
AISLE

If there's anything worse than the plastic koreans it's the indian sluts who bleach their skin, come on Kriti you're just like that dude embrace your inner shit

>>64547718
probably poo.

on the plane

retard

>>64547573
Wtf his.phone has a projector ?

>>64547728

Damn, he's got money

>>64547718
just do it

DESIGNATED

>>64547573
iphones come with a projector like that? pretty dank

>>64547708
Who takes the other side other than rich people who want more money?

>rich whore wanting more money

fuck off

>>64547780
PIRACY

>>64547718
The street shitters are lower caste Indians who will never board an airplane or have housing that has indoor plumbing.

I would love to see a video of her screaming at the guy

>>64547573
and that's how you know the movie is shit
true art can be appreciated no matter the quality

>>64547718
Hang out the door

>>64547804
people whose integrity and judgment isn't clouded by their jealousy.

>>64547573
Jesus Christ is she illiterate?

>>64547726
Jesus...

>>64547728
Nigga got the palsy, but he also gets the pussy.

>>64547884

Kriti pls go

>>64547802
i know you can buy small projectors and attach them to the phone, doubt it comes with one.

>>64547726
That's not India, that's the DKR premiere

>>64547884
it's not jealousy that fuels my piracy. it's wanting to watch a movie.

>watching a pirated movie while one of the actresses sits near you
Pretty alpha desu.

>>64547728
That's not true. There are many artists who think their work should be free, they're just not operating inside a multimillion dollar system involving multitudes of employees to be able to say that.

>>64547726

jaysis. and i thought people were being autistic at the star wars showing i saw

>>64547937
>reading comprehension

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Now that we can all agree that the dust has finally settled, is Diwali a flick, movie or film?

Should be thanking the guy because no person of sound judgement should ever want to watch any movie from fucking Bollywood.

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>>64547634
>tfw my cellphone has a better screen than my monitor
>tfw i can watch my movies in bed where it's nice and cozy
>tfw sound in my nearest cinema has worse sound than using regular earphones
>tfw cinemas project movies at 2k which is only slightly bigger than 1080p

>>64547990
it's a bolly

>>64547990
kinography.

Of the four people sitting there three are watching what the dude's projecting, he's doing a commendable job bringing entertainment to strangers in spite of the odor. People like him raise countries, not the ones who complain.

>>64548011
> sound in my nearest cinema has worse sound than using regular earphones
i don't believe that for a second.

>>64547573
>>64547607
holy fuck what kind of phone is that? and how come some pooinloo can afford such a sweet ass phone?

>>64548056
if you didn't notice he's on a plane with a millionaire next to him, he can probably afford a phone.

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>>64547634
Not even on a fucking cellphone.
Using a projector acessory playing from his cellphone in a brightly lit cabin that washes out the film. He is a tech geek trying to show off his expesive new toy like some kinda self important asshole.

Meanwhile, I saw ads for this film at a local cinema that has Bollywood films. A friend with a Nepalese gf sees them sometimes, as well as US films on bargin Tues.

They have theze delicious Indian ice cream bars.

>>64548011

Yeah, I used to think it was a plebeian move but just got the 6s Plus and the picture is remarkable. If you're in bed anyway the screen size is comparable to looking across the room at the tv, and with a nice speaker or earphones it is really comfy.

>>64547573
I like his trollface. Like that guy who whipped out his penis to all the feminists in Brazil or whatever.

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>>64548046

>he's doing a commendable job bringing entertainment to strangers in spite of the odor. People like him raise countries

This

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>>64548051
i watched Mad Max Fury Road in it, the engine sounds completely drowned out any meaningful dialogue the characters where having during the chase scenes, as soon as the pirated version came out i actually hear what they were saying again.

>>64547634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKiIroiCvZ0
finally I can post this video again

I thought Indians hung off the sides and roof of planes

>watching movies on your phone
https://youtu.be/wKiIroiCvZ0

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>>64547718
B..BUT WHAT IF THEY HAVE WITCHES IN THEM???

>>64548056
You do know there are rich as fuck Indians as well as living in the slums of crowded Bangladesh Indians, right?

They got the whole caste system. A friend said at the college he works at they had to stop the Indian students from keeping caste shit from interfereing with work and had to teach them you can't pull that racist shit here in the workforce.

>>64548171

I agreed with him then, technology has developed though

>indian actress taking a plane like a normie
>not even first class

FeelsThirdWorldCountryArtistMan

>>64548171
>>64548181
Lynchmind

>>64547981
keep white knighting for millionaire actors its cute

>>64547726
I need to go to a screening like this, i hear horrors are meant to be great fun at ghetto theaters.

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>>64548131
when i wear my reading glasses the screen looks even bigger, slightly less comfy though if im in bed.

>>64547990
>shetty film

>>64547635

>Man sits next to me
>"Oh God I'm gonna get raped"
>Don't get raped
>Man pulls out phone and watches movie instead
>"Wtf does he think I'm not attractive?!"

>>64548217
your trying to rationalize your piracy when it wasn't even the topic of discussion is cute

>people itt actually prefer to watch on phones

/tv/ is in the loo these days

>>64548262
1st world european here
piracy isnt illegal in my country
thus i pirate as much as i want
choke on my cock senpai

>>64547726
There's one of these where there's lights around the screen that flash, anyone have it?

The movie has some guy riding a motor bike. They're quiet, until it's cut to him.

>>64547990
>India
>Shetty

>>64548262
what's the topic of discussion? idiot millionaire actor is upset that she isn't getting more money?

>>64548299
>i-it's legal here so i think it's ok
kill yourself you utter plebeian
i bet you watch on a fucking laptop like so may other fags here, or even a fucking phone. i bet you watch camrips your whore.

>>64547750
Pajeet here. My mom used to work as a flight attendant and she said that shitting in the aisle used to happen on the Hajj flights to and from Mecca which were full of poor, illiterate Muslims.

>>64547573
>Bollywood
NOBODY GIVES A FUCK!

>>64548397
You can't even read her tweets, you are so fucking retarded.

>>64547718
Inform the pilot who will then begin a dangerous docking procedure with the designated shitting plane

>>64548407
i dont own a laptop or a phone
so thats impossible
i pirate because there is 0 consequence
get fucked senpai

>>64548422
>You can't even read her tweets
If I can't it's because of her atrocious english. Unfortunately I can.

wtf, that is some futuristic sci fi shit. How does poop land have this technology

>>64548434
never met anyone who doesn't own a phone. may i ask why/how that is possible these days? how do people react when they ask for your number?

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>>64548171
>>64548181

>>64548171
when he said this the razor was the most popular phone

>>64548553
i give them my home phone number
simple as that

if they ask why i dont own one
i answer with i dont like the idea of one

>>64548519
These things have been available for years, but I doubt many bother with them. She says he's got an iPhone which you can connect these mini-projectors to, but she also seems a bit retarded from the other tweets so it could be a different model phone with an integrated projector, they've also been available for some time.

>>64548418
You did. Ha

>>64547573
Fucking quarter-millionaires

>>64548606
>i dont like the idea of one
what do you mean
you prefer those fancy beepers from 90s films?

>>64548553
He has a stationery duh you fucking moron

>>64548519
India is a land of Morlock and Eloi.
They have super rich Indians in nice areas and they also have massive dirt poor overcrowded slums.

>>64548640
a what
i dont like the idea of owning a device that can effectively be used to track me in numerous ways
also id keep dropping it because im retarded when i have shit in my pockets

Why does she type like she's black?

>>64548672
oh so you're one of those tinfoilers.

>>64547990

Isnt it hilarious how the whole world hates whites, then tries THIS hard to be white? I wonder how much skin bleaching and photoshopping went in to making that poster.

>>64547573
>no shop of him watching the plane scene yet
bros....

test

>>64548729
not really
>completely ignores my entire section of my clumsiness

>>64548742

retard? the world loves whites

>>64548407
lol fag. I watch pirated movies on a 50" plasma. keep buying retarded physical copies like it's 1998, grandpa

>>64548742
>>64548742
>>64548742
Indians are obsessed with whiteness
literally.
It's normal for a girl to pale their skin before they go out for instance, it's considered more attractive, even though it makes you look like you just performed like a clown

>>64548775
>i don't like phones becasue i could lose them
a compelling argument indeed.

>>64548797
>butting into other people's conversations
Kill yourself.

>>64548816
yeah
theres nothing to chain the phone onto me so id eventually lose a $100+ phone

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>>64547752

>>64548816

Not that anon but who cares?

It's odd, he doesnt want a phone, whatever.

LE POO IN LE LOO MEME

>>64547573
>Sanon reported that she asked the man to stop viewing the film

The first bitch to shut her mouth and mind her own fucking business gets to stay on my aircraft.

>>64547990
>rohit shetty
>roight shitty
>right shitty
It's a right shitty film, it says it right there.

SHITTING

>>64548842
>being this assblasted

miss your lithium dose today, NEET?

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>actress speaks out about watching films on shitty phones/projectors, when you could watch them properly in theaters and enjoy them more
>something /tv/ usually would agree with
>attack her and call her a rich cunt instead
nice

I ate too much Curry and now I have to shit what do?

>>64547990

It is a terrible terrible flick

>>64548980
POO

>>64548788
I picture you as that fat guy that goes to Japan and gets bullied live in television.

>>64548131

When I was sitting in the theater on The Force Awakens opening night, I rewatched most of ANH while waiting for the movie. My fuckhuge phone is so cozy.

>>64548878
You cared enough to post, so our care is equal.

>>64548963

Learn to read

She doesn't care about HOW he is watching it, she cares that he didn't PAY to watch it

>>64548963
>paying 10 dollars to watch a shitty film when you could just watch it for free on a boring plane ride
good goy

>>64548963

That's not exactly what she said. /tv/ isn't one person, and some share your opinion or a similar one here.

>>64548980
there's designated streets for that

>>64548963

no, shes butthurt because its still in theater and hes still there projecting a camrip of it on the wall for everyone

>>64548994
IN

It's freaking hilarious somebody watching a pirated movie doesn't even realize the actress near him who's starring in the movie hes watching.

>>64549042
Yeah. If she wasn't so uptight about it it could've been a fun story they both could tell.

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>request row 1 seat
>take projector

swag as fuck. I'm doing this next time I fly

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>Sanon reported that she asked the man to stop viewing the film, but he refused.
no fucks given

>>64548963
It is a pretty big dick move to literally watch it in front of someone that worked on it.

You should at least have the decency to watch someone elses movie.

>>64549071
someone stealing your work is hardly a fun story.

>>64548963
Guy is watching a camrip idiot.

>>64547607
>1987 retweets

Why do peopledo this?

>>64549005
>get BTFO through and through
>try to nitpick little details of his personal life to have the last word

Harm yourself

>>64548011
>>tfw cinemas project movies at 2k which is only slightly bigger than 1080p
Tons of cinemas project 4k. Find a good cinema instead of watching films on your shitty phone.

>>64548051
This isn't actually that out there.

I had a horrible experience with TFA opening night. The AMC I was in only had front end speakers and the picture was overly bright and washed out. (space scenes looked grey)

A lot of theaters have cut corners these last few years.

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/623876/Syrian-surgeon-toilet-rant-Indian-doctors-racist-Ragheb-Nouman

After being shamed on her twitter, I doubt that guy wants to spend money on any of her movies again.

It's kinda stupid to be rich enough to afford such phones but yet waste time watching pirated camrips.

>>64549272

>AMC

I found your problem

Indians online are almost as fucking insular and annoying as Australians

Thanks Britain for creating two shit cultures

>>64549313
>waste time

Dude it's a plane trip, the whole point is to waste time

>>64549341
I'd love to go somewhere else, but they have a total monopoly in my area.

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>it's a Khan episode

>>64547607
I bet this poo in loo thought he was impressing her with his 'tech' too.

Why are Indian men such fucking betas?

>>64549382
Even with all the photoshop and makeup they couldn't make him attractive in any way

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>>64549365
I thought you left m8?

>>64549272
AMC is owned by a Chinese company. They don't know what they're doing, other than buying up other theaters and making a monopoly they can't stay in business.

>>64549382
that's the guy that shows up when i try googling shoryuken as "srk"

>>64549447
'arrr, we buy evelything! I need big fellali!'

>>64548232
Saw Godzilla in the middle of the ghetto on opening night. Was actually probably one of the best movie watching experiences I've had, but Godzilla is that kind of movie.

>>64548519
Half of cheap chinese knockoff mobiles have projectors, they're shitty and drain battery fast as fuck.

>>64549212
>doesn't care
>replies twice
nice

>>64548699
Indians are about 15 years behind in everything and that includes Internet grammar

>>64549382
Is he an Indian equivalent of Kim Jong Un? I mean, ugly as hell, but still considered a "model beauty" for some reason?

India is just a shitty country.

Like, literally shitty all around. Should be called Shitdia.

I regret ever going there. If there's indians posting here, fuck you.

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>>64549382
A friend with a Bollywood loving gf talked a bunch of us into watching this by saying he had a surprise movie to show us.

It.. wasn't bad? It was weird. It was as if Hollywood had kept making the same type of movies from the 1950s with all the effects and flourishes of 00s Hollywood.

Is that a decent comparison? A ton of the film reminded me of old 1920s-1950s musicals and big star vehicles of the golden age of Hollywood.

>>64549653
Relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPne-q4ynts

>>64549721
>that tanker

every time

>>64547726
Just saw this CNN video where it says there were 8 screens for every million people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am3z80GGAG0

I had to rewind that to make sure I heard right. I know a ton of that is weighted by the great number of dirt poor in slums that don't go to cinemas, but even the middle class in India is highly populated and surely crowded into these theaters.

>>64548963
Most of these people are star wars redditors from /co/, /v/, and /b/ m8

>>64549744
The butthurt indians in the comments are golden

They're completely oblivious to how shitty their country is

>>64549847

Figures. Thanks, bro.

>>64549847
sad times

>>64547726
And I thought clapping was bad

>>64547607
that waitress looks like shes throwing a book at that guys head

>>64549868

can't see any looks they were disabled

>>64547573
It's a bollywood movie.
He should be shamed for watching it in the firrst place.

tl;dr thread

Watching any movies in such a shit quality makes you subhuman.

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>>64549821
That's for actual cinemas.

There's people in villages who have a job showing rips on a tv.
A bit higher up are people that go around with tents and portable projectors.

>>64549901
>>64549868

Durr, nm. My RAM/browser a shit.

Have Americans ever kicked Muslims out of a theater for not standing and saluting while the national anthem plays before a film?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohktoUCZe-A

>>64547718

They go to the designated shitting lane

>>64549672
Pretty apt.
My aunt actually used to be really good friends with the person who wrote this movie, she's super wack and has the sense of humor of a British colonist from the 1930s.
But yeah, Bollywood definitely does take those kinds of cues. Remember, the population of India is extremely poor, and live, for the most part, extremely shitty lives (kind of like Americans in the 30s). For the most part, especially these days, thematic complexity isn't really on the menu. But if you see any merit in things like choreography, over-the-top action sequences, or set design (women tend to enjoy the former and latter), it's a decent genre.
Artistically, Bollywood probably reached its apex in the 70s.

Some hilarious action movies have come from the Tamil film industry, though, and the Malayalam film industry had some fantastic pictures in the 70s and 80s.

>>64549941

What an abysmal shithole of a country.

>>64548249

That's more cause they're Indian, not cause they're male.

Indians are made to rape.

>>64547990
>A Right Shitty Film

>>64549941
They do this in Thailand too, pretty backwards.

But how exactly does being a Muslim have anything to do with not standing for the anthem?

>>64549941
Being muslims is already a good enough excuse to kick them out of the cinema, and the country.

>>64549982
It gives you guilt points

>>64549941
Not memeing but the theaters on military bases play the national anthem before each film

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I remember working dorm security with Indian students and they would often be watching rips of Bollywood films. A friend who still works there says that aside from those, they usually watch episodes of Friends of Big Bang Theory to find out what Americans are like.

>>64549821
Yeah, the video doesn't take into account the huge number of illicit 'theaters' that travel around or pop up.
Also, the Indian 'middle class' is large, yes, but not as enormous as it's made out to be. The lower classes continue to make up the overwhelming majority of Indian society.

make sure you don't suffer any serious injuries if you're forced to travel to india
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ1hCZtZyes

Bourgeoisie actors BTFO

>>64550054
>Also, the Indian 'middle class' is large, yes, but not as enormous as it's made out to be. The lower classes continue to make up the overwhelming majority of Indian society.
Oh true. It's all relative. India just has such a fucking huuuuuuuge population that even that smaller percentage of middle class is a decent size compared to the US pop.

>>64549721

This is too much man, just got to the tanker part...wow. I feel itchy and dirty just from getting this far.

>>64548207
She's worth like $2 million and has only been in four movies (basically a B-lister).
Btw, that is business class (no first class). Indian airlines are shit, but flights are also only like 2 hours at most.

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>>64548249

>>64548866
Who is this chingchong skelleton?

>>64548742
Dude, almost the entire world loves whites, outside of a few pockets of east asia.

And of course people view whiteness as beautiful in India. They were ruled by the British for centuries, and fucking Turks for centuries before that. Everyone in South Africa's obsessed with whiteness, too.

>>64549962
Interesting insight, thanks.

his phone is a projector? wtf

>>64550032
lol, they watch those shows because they're huge all over India and always have been.

For years, the only good thing on TV every night (that is, the only thing that wasn't a piece of shit no-plot soap opera) was Friends. That show has molded the consciousness of the Indian people more than Nehru and all his descendants combined.

>>64550127
Basically down to a factor of four, yeah. But the Indian middle class is more than four times as small as the U.S. middle class, I'd be willing to wager.

>>64550264
Every Indian/Chinese $50 phone has a projector, and it's such a shitty idea that it would never fly in civilized countries, trust me.

>>64548131
It also holds my attention more easily.

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>>64549101

>>64547708
He has a fucking sweet ass projector on his phone

>>64548742
Not true. Only SJW faggots in America and Jews hate white people.

>>64549982
I hated it when i first went to Thailand but being there a couple years i kinda get it. Monarchy holds the country together. Its no worse than our western faux democracy

India remains a shithole either way

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>>64550362
Every chinese phone comes with a TV antenna. I don't know if that's legal in UK. They also come with N64 and PS1 emulators, that's pretty cool.

I bought one of these like 3 years ago, and never regreted it, still working.

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>bollywood stars get paid gazillions of rubles for their shitty 3 hour dance monstrosities

>they always make money back because pooinloos have no alternative

>>64550381

Most Indian picture I've seen in 2016

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>>64547726

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>>64550381

>>64549982
>But how exactly does being a Muslim have anything to do with not standing for the anthem?

It doesn't. But you can tell a lot about a Indian from their clothes. Interfaith relations vary by region, if that is in Mumbai, they dislike muslims more than other places. It's like the ground zero mosque was controversial, but one in Dearborn isn't.

>>64550520
It did get BTFO by western powers over the course of centuries, though (unlike Thailand).

It's a 'shithole' by western standards in terms of cleanliness, standard of living, and shit like that, of course, but it's an extremely culturally diverse and rich place, with a fascinating history and delicious food.

I honestly don't know what's more triggering.
Someone projecting a movie from their phone to annoy the other passengers or the fact that so many shitskin cocksuckers that refuse to shit in a toilet like a civilized person has so much money.

>>64550276
Baywatch was on a bunch also.

I think it's why they post on porn comments. They just think every American woman is like that.

>>64550654
Things have gotten a lot worse these days, but I can tell you from experience that most working people in Bombay don't give a fuck either way about your faith, they're fighting for survival on a daily basis.

The communalism in India today is largely a middle class phenomenon, and it's gonna cost the BJP the next election, just as it's cost them their seats in Bihar. You can talk whatever rhetoric you want, but if you don't show results, you're gonna get voted the fuck out. Congress is the norm to which India will return for the foreseeable future.

>>64550712
True. I respect India in that their ruling class is very open minded and love western ways, technology etc. But its also the ruling class that keeps the rest of the country in such a poor state. All for the love of status and control.

Indians can be bro tier as friends no doubt

>>64547726
Only 17 people were raped during this screening.

Dudes so alpha, he just doesn't give af

>>64550216
Seolhyun

>>64547726
whats with Indians and Americans cheering and clapping in cinemas?

I read an article the other day about why certain people are so much louder and aggressive then others.
It came down to people lacking the intellect to express their feelings humanely or keep their emotions under control, thus going into peacock/ape mode to be noticed.
Similar activity tends to happen in bars/clubs when people get drunk.

You guys recon it has something to do with that?

I've traveled to the States, EU and East Asia, and I've noticed that it only happens in certain countries. Could be cultural I guess.

>>64550976
Stay in your third world country, shitskin.

>>64549962
>Artistically, Bollywood probably reached its apex in the 70s.
What are 70s Bollywood films like? Are they just as ridiculous as modern Bollywood films?

>>64547990
>shetty

>>64549883
top kek

>>64550976
I blame sports.
I've known people who are for the most part civilized, but as soon as they're watching football they turn into a whooping nigger.

>>64550976
Burgerbro here. I've never seen anyone clap, or even black people yelling at the screen, at theaters. its just something they do on tv.

>>64551051
Back then film was expensive, they didn't make as many and they were of a higher quality.

>>64549941
>the youtube comments
i wouldnt expect people who shit in the streets to know what personal space or minding one's own business is.

>>64547573
>projector on phone
We are in the future anons

>>64551204
As per NATIONAL HONOUR ACT it z nt mandatory to stand up 4 d respct of d National anthem... it z nthng bt an xcuse to bring d muslim comunity to book... nd remind this ASSHOLE (TAKLA) abt it nd i suggst ths Takla shud b fucked off in d four lane.... if u do dsrspct d family lik that thn y d hell u talk of democracy.. it z limtd to ua books ... wowww indian secularism z at peak

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>>64551116
Thats me

Sports are based though, feels good to have a father

>>64549272
You had a bad experience because you went to see TFA. Don't blame Jar Jar Abrams mess on the theatre.

>>64547718
this is actually a bigger problem with mainland Chinese. I was on a flight to Hong Kong a couple of years ago and was waiting to use the bathroom at the back of the plane near the galley where the flight attendants do their thing. One of the bathrooms was unlocked and the male flight attendant saw me waiting and was like "look there is nobody in here" and he opens the door and there is an old Chinese guy there dick out taking a big Chinese shit. He closes the door and says "oh my god I did not need to see that"

I'm like "whoa does that happen a lot?" and he says "actually the biggest problem is some of the Chinese people just come back here into the galley and shit right on the floor." I'm like "are you serious" and he's like "it actually happens a lot - I make them clean it up. I won't touch that shit." Then I ask him about India and he says "The people in India who shit in the streets usually can't afford to fly internationally, thank god!"

>>64551315
FUTURE YEAR

>>64551118
bull fucking shit. every movie i go to either has clapping after the movie or when the hero starts winning. embrace the claps, dont hide from them

>>64548167
go complain. theaters are inspected, and need to confirm to standards in order to show films.

The Muvico near me from like 6 years ago was the first to use Sony 2k projectors. I complained that the movie I saw at the time, 300, was too dim.
Did my own research and found that the projectors they use have about 40% less lumens than they should.
anyway, complained to the theater. Manager wrote me back saying that screen was near its end of life for the projector bulb, so they replaced it. Gave me 2 free tickets for any movie.
Next time I was there the issue was resolved.

>>64551465
are you in a big city? i do sometime see viral videos of people breaking into song or clapping for dumb shit. and its usually young bearded hipster fags from cities.

>>64551452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl0b2LGf9jM

>>64551508
>Gave me 2 free tickets for any movie

Theaters make nothing from ticket sales. Around 10% on opening week. If you have any complaint, tell the manager and they'll give you a free ticket. At multiplexes noise is a real common complaint.

Instead of actual pass, one would just scribble shit on my ticket. So I would just forge his signature and go to a free movie every other month.

>>64549313
I doubt that he gives two shits

>>64548742
only the americans hates white people

>>64547573
Maybe he has a legal digital copy

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>>64547700
Ok grandpa. Act like this is news to you.

>>64548131
Third or fourth'd, my 6S Plus' screen makes reading comics and watching Man in the High Castle, pretty bloody clear.

>>64550560
But aren't TV antenna's useless now since the signals are digital, not analog?

>>64552142
That is doubtful since the movie was released not even a month ago.

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You guys will never be as alpha as this guy. Seriously. Look at this perfect example of manliness... He's sitting beside an attractive millionaire moviestar and he trolls her like an alpha that he is.

>>64548742
Most don't want to be white you dumb ass, they just prefer lighter skin.

>>64552668
>dat smugness
he needs a frog hand on his chin

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Does this curry bitch have any proof its pirated?

>>64552690

So they they wanna be as close to white as humanly possible, then. Huge difference.

>>64552668
fuggg is this the same guy from that feminist rally where they were all circling him and blowing air horns in his face?

>>64552690
>Most don't want to be white you dumb ass, they just prefer lighter skin.
>they don't want to be white, they just want to have a white colour
...

>>64552754

its been in theater for 3 weeks?

>>64548742

The world hates Americans, not whites.

>>64552872
until you need us to let slip the dogs of war

>>64552269
the signals are still analog anon. frequencies. tv antennas are still used in my country by some people, even though the "signal" is digital. will only work with a tuner/decoder though.

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>>64550226
not even that, when the aryans came and conquered india they were noticably paler, and so they instituted the idea of whiteness being noble

this shit goes way back

>>64550381
lel

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>>64549883
>waitress

>>64552924

That's exactly why the world hates you.

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>>64552773
Fucking lel

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>>64547607
How does she know it's an illegal copy? Rich people usually don't know shit about pirating.

>>64553146
is there even the keep me posted guy in this picture?

>>64547573

Indians trolling Indians trolling Indians. Who cares?

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wew lad

>>64548191
>Bangladesh
different country m8

>>64553146
dude you missed tagging the main bitch with tumblr, unless that t on the right is meant for her

>>64553146

being right all the time is hard

>>64553302
even poo2loo """"""""""""""stars""""""""""""" are ugly kek

>>64553188
i take it it hasn't been released outside theaters yet.

>>64548191
i think bangladesh isnt an indian state but a separete country m8

about that caste thing, well, poo2loo things i guess, elementary school kids do the same thing

>>64553302
i thought indians werent white?

>>64553403
its an english colony so i guess some are, just like some wetbacks are white

>>64553146
this chick is so mad she's trying to channel karl marx's ghost to fight the patriarchy for her.

>>64547607
pooinloo reporting
even poor niggas now a days own a smartphone. Many brands only cost 80-100$

The nigga on the plane is not really poor considering he can afford a flight when the most common mode of long distance travel is still by trains.

>>64548126
The movie's dvd rip is out you nigger

>she asked the man to stop viewing the film
fucking lmao

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>>64549365
Don't forget the most annoying one of all they created. Americans

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>>64553403
> indians aren't white
> Its an English colony so some whites are expected

Hahaha. And you wonder why /pol/ flock here sometimes. If you provide high quality bait like this, they are bound to. Many north indian sects and races are very fair.

Nothing more annoying than an uppity Indian. They think they're European royalty as soon as they learn to use a toilet

>>64553736
>Many north indian sects and races are very fair.
speaking of high quality bait

>>64553736
all you have going for yourselves is that you were an english colony, and still, england not wiping out the native race fucked it up

i dont give a shit about "sects and races" and shit, those are just indian things, even a guy from the best "caste" is still a poo2loo

>>64547990
That is like saying "Isnt it funny how everyone berates niggers and hates them for being animals yet they want to black" when all we do is tan in our vacations.

>>64549382
His only good movies are Swades and Devdas

Everything else belongs in the trash

>>64553905
meant for
>>64548742

>>64553302
>curry farts

>It's a designated shitting street episode

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>>64547990

>a rohit SHETTY film

>>64554005
Shut up meme, go shoot up your school

>>64554043

POO2LOO PAJEET !!!! ENJOY YOUR CALL CENTER

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>>64551508
Free tickets just mean GO AWAY YOU WHINY CUNT. You give them out for any complaint that customer won't accept a reasonable explanation for. A guy I worked with called a customer a no reading bitch and she heard him, he got "fired" in front of her (sent home for the day) and she got tickets.

They were going to replace that bulb anyway Probably already had it in stock and just never got around to it. It had probably been like that for weeks. Theaters let EVERYTHING ride until they HAVE to do something about it.

>>64549365

For some reason 99% of videos on signal processing and related MATLAB tutorials are Indians. I don't understand why.

>>64547752

You do realize light-skinned Indians are fairly common, right?

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They know how to use a projector but can't poo2loo
Smh
>what ghetto airline would even allow someone to do this

>>64547607
>in front of me
how can she see through the bulkhead?
she should pay more attention to the man beside her, looks like he is watching a pirate copy of a film also

>>64549272
Same here. I live in an area where Regal is the only first run theater in town. Went to see TFA. Black borders all around a screen the size of a postage stamp combined with uncalibrated sound. Last time they get my money.

>>64549382

If he came to America full time, he would be a great secondary/minor character actor, but chooses to stay in Bollywood films, and headline those films. He's a big fish in a small pond.

>>64548056
The reason poo in loos exist is because the super rich Indians oppress them.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY ISN'T THIS THREAD AT BUMP LIMIT

WHATS HAPPENING

>>64548742
Only whites hate whites.

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>>64548249
Wasn't there an article about this? The journalist wrote an article or something where she praised that she never heard wolf whistles or comments about her body anymore, and then she changed her mind and said she missed it "somehow".

>>64554705
And arabs and native americans

>>64554535
the funny thing is he has a net worth of 600 million USD. He's richer than all hollywood actors (except seinfeld, but he's not really hollywood)

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Damn those really are some nice quality memes.

>>64552088
underated kek

>projector on a phone
I want one now

>>64547647
youre a big fag

>>64547857
ill rek u kid

>>64552253

Yep, absolutely brilliant colors when it comes to comics. I was using a cheapish 7inch Fire before, which was ok but now looks a little off. even though the 6s plus is 1.5 inches smaller the vivid colors make it my go-to.