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ITT: Shit /tv/ tricked you into watching. Huge disappointment.

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ITT: Shit /tv/ tricked you into watching.

Huge disappointment.

>juxtaposition trope of quiet Texan town then literally overrun with FBI and SWAT
>started off as hostages, then homicide... then bombs...then what was the theme? Still don't know what I just watched
>unbelievable US Army shooting their weapons at Mexican police
>the stupid Mexicans followed the US Army to the border and draw their guns on them? WTF?
>'wanna see Fireworks?' 'camera zooms in over Mexico, explosives, missiles being fired, complete war zone'
>50% of the movie was Emily Blunts 'im sad' face
>boring ass shots with scary music
>SCARY LOUD MUSIC
>more boring shots with SCARY MUSIC
>completely predictable side story of Mexican cop waking up each morning, only to be murdered by Alejandro. This was so obviously going to happen
>Alejandro forcing Emily Blunt to commit suicide? Completely out of character and ruined whatever enjoyment I had out of this.
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>juxtaposition trope of quiet Texan town then literally overrun with FBI and SWAT
The first town was Chandler, Arizona - you weren't paying attention
>started off as hostages, then homicide... then bombs...then what was the theme? Still don't know what I just watched
Yeah, they were responding to a hostage situation but discovered bodies and a bomb. Nothing particularly strange.
>unbelievable US Army shooting their weapons at Mexican police
They're Delta operators working for the CIA, they do murky shit. Plus, it was only one corrupt cop that fired at them that they shot.
>the stupid Mexicans followed the US Army to the border and draw their guns on them? WTF?
Again, it was only one bent cop. This was forewarned by Alejandro saying that you can't trust the State Police. It was the Federal Police that escorted them to and from the border.
>boring ass shots with scary music
Maximum pleb
>SCARY LOUD MUSIC
Soundtrack was GOAT
>more boring shots with SCARY MUSIC
Ultra pleb
>Alejandro forcing Emily Blunt to commit suicide? Completely out of character and ruined whatever enjoyment I had out of this.
We saw Alejandro kill an entire family for his mission but it's "out of character" for him to threaten Blunt with deadly force?

0/10 you're fucking stupid
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Emily Blunt is hot.
Mexico is a shithole.
The violence is 90% off screen.
Edgy Hollywood.
She even has a black cuck boyfriend.
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Pure shit.
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>>61780781
He's her FBI partner, not her boyfriend. If you weren't so terrified of black people cucking you in real life, you might not have been blinded to that obvious fact
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>>61780752
/thread
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>>61780752
Puting great scarry music over beautiful landscape shots just didn't work.

imho the film was well-crafted but other than that utterly uninterristing.
The only times I felt tension were when I was wondering whether or not someone would make use of their weapon.
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>>61781070
>inb4 I get critisized for OP's opinions even though I'm not him
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>>61780429
I just wanted to see Blunt butt-naked getting railed by huge white dick tbh.
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>>61781070
>imho the film was well-crafted but other than that utterly uninterristing.

you and OP are not alone.
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>>61780429

It was pretty shit but your criticisms are shitter.
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there were absolutely no motivations for all the murders in the tunnel. Thing looked like a trench and the US army just kill all the people down there without warning them.

Also Jon Bernthal's motives were completely ridiculous:

He somehow goes up to two FBI agents, one hes supposed to be murdering, the other he is friends with, and continues to flirt with her, get her, have sex with her before killing her? Leaves footage and evidence of himself? Was he a cop too? I was so confused.
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The combination of self-seriousness and utterly contrived or ridiculous premises/plot points/kate's characterization is just a bad brew overall.
Doesn't compare well to the naturalistic aesthetic of Mann at all.
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>>61782572
>there were absolutely no motivations for all the murders in the tunnel. Thing looked like a trench and the US army just kill all the people down there without warning them.

The intention was just to get Alejandro over the border without anyone noticing and guess what, no one noticed, so it was a successful strategy.


>He somehow goes up to two FBI agents, one hes supposed to be murdering, the other he is friends with, and continues to flirt with her, get her, have sex with her before killing her? Leaves footage and evidence of himself? Was he a cop too? I was so confused.

He didn't want to kill her. Just wanted to know what she knows about the operation. But since she noticed he's from the cartel he had no other option. Murder in affect.
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